/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is that an omelet?

>>12887667
I kinda just poured eggs in a pan

>>12887662
Not enough oil/butter and your pan is too hot for how you're cooking them.

how'd you get that pitted texture so uniform
did you put something weird in the eggs op? list your process

basics though are like that anon said, less heat, and you probably didn't apply oil properly, you gotta coat the pan, not just dump it in a pile before putting the eggs in

Always use low to medium heat when cooking eggs

>>12887691
retard

Need to use a cast iron ofc

It's been said already
>Low Heat
>Butter
I like mine Gordon Ramsay style, nice and creamy and I do it in cast iron

>>12887822
Looks disgusting and un cooked

>>12887691
Try the microwave. It's pretty fucking hard to fuckup eggs (without eggshells) in the microwave.

>>12887662
1)beat eggs together
2)use butter
3)use low heat

>>12888088
Checked: Also, I usually add a bit of whole milk to my eggs before beating them. They get a bit fluffier that way.

>>12887662
so you made scrambled eggs and left it out for a couple of days?

>>12888202
No

How to cook eggs in a stainless steel pan?

>>12887662
your didn't use cast iron

>>12887662
use a lower heat ideally medium to low. also use more butter or bacon grease when coating the pan.
also put them in a bowl with splash of milk next time and give them a good whisking with a fork

>>12887662
Because no amount of liberal indoctrination will change your based eggs' minds about politics.

>>12888202
Yes

>>12887822
I cooked really, really drunk the other morning and my eggs looked like that. I still tried to eat them and I almost puked. Even drunk I can't eat that shit. You guys are disgusting.

>>12888441
Use a ton of butter.

>>12887662
Are you Joe Rogan?

>>12888061
What happens if you microwave an egg in its shell?

>>12889565
It explodes.

>>12889588
Oh. I guess I already knew that.

>>12887662
u r a fag

>>12887662
>Why do my eggs never come out right?
1) your nonstick surface is fucked, cant you see the scratches in it?
2) you're using a metal spatula in a nonstick pan, which is why your pan is fucked up. Stop that.
3) there's no oil, butter, or similar in there. you need to lube up your pan before you put the eggs in

>>12889545
oh anon, you're such a little queer

>>12889714
Beat me, daddy, beat me.

>>12888055
you look disgusting and uncooked

Use a nonstick pan and don’t use such high heat

>>12887662
You've never really cooked anything before have you?

>>12890043
everyone starts somewhere

>>12888061
Microwaved eggs are disgusting.

>>12887662
you need to relax a bit

but really though, your heat is probably too low, contrary to what others are saying. a properly heated pan will stick less. let the pan heat up over medium heat until it's fully heated, put in a decent amount of butter, then add the eggs and constantly move them around until cooked. mine never really stick with this method.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

>>12887822
You don't eat it with some crunchy toast or anything? They have hardly any texture otherwise. I think they're okay but other than for putting them on crunchy toast they kind of suck.

>>12887662
Cause you're gay.

>>12887662
Because you touch yourself at night.

>>12890287
fuckin goteeeeeeeem hahahahahahaa

>>12887822

>>12887735
>Not enough oil/butter and your pan is too hot for how you're cooking them.

Alternatively, high heat with a lot of oil, almost like you're need frying. That sets the egg quickly and you can get a nice liquod yoke.

Poor quality eggs. I always buy the most expensive ones and they always cook perfectly.