/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why would you do that

>>12898909
My oven/grill doesn't work and this steak about to expire tomorrow, so I need to boil it

>>12898904
>>12898915
That seems like it would taste like ass, even if it did cook right.

>>12898904
I like my steaks boiled in milk, over hard.

>>12898936
Not if he drenches his boiled steak in his authentic italian sauce

>>12898936
>>12898940
If probably will taste like ass, I have nothing to season it with except black pepper

>>12898904
Prince of /ck/ did this already. https://youtu.be/4oLnJiYN_GE?t=403.. It don't work. However, something interestin from that video is if you vacuum seal one of those dishwasher safe bags and put your steak in it, chuck it in the dishwasher for a cycle, it comes out like sous vide and all you have to do is sear it on the outside for a crust.

>>12898915
Okay, but your stove works? Cook it in a pan.

>>12898940
Stop. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>12898904
isn't that basically sous vide except it's not boiling.

>>12898904
What about boiling it in a stock/ heavily concentrated liquid.

>>12898915
Salt
Black Pepper
Season the steak. And fry it in a pan to get some colour on it and some colour into the pan. Don't cook through tho.

Add onions, garlic and carrots to the pan and cook them off.

Add some tomato paste reintroduce the steak then add some water/red wine and/or chicken stock/beef stock. Add some herbs of your choosing.

Turn the heat down and let it cook until the steak is done.

I don't know if steak is the right cut for something like this

>>12898944
Just boil it in your piss, instant salt

>>12898904
make a campfire and grill it on there

>>12898940
This but unironically.

It’s a waste but it won’t taste like shit.

Take a high pan and add olive oil, fry some onions and adjust with salt/pepper.

Meanwhile using a new pan quickly sear the steak and throw it in the other pan with onion soffritto then cover everything in tomato sauce and some beef stock. A tablespoon of concentrated tomatoes if you want, then slowly bring it to a boil with very low gas.

Cover the pan and let it simmer for at least 1.30 hours checking that the sauce is not retiring too much. If it happens add other tomato sauce/stock.

If everything has been done correctly now your steak should be disintegrated and the fat rendered into the sauce.

Let everything rest and boil some pasta like

>mezze maniche
>paccheri
>pipe rigate
>orecchiette

Once cooked throw the water away and mix them with the sauce for some beef ragù.

Pic very related but using baby ribs instead of steak

>>12899175

>>12898938
Don't forget the jelly beans

>>12898915
You have the means to bring a pot to boil but you can't use a skillet? I'm confused

>>12899328
What's a skillet?

>>12898904
Make a steak pudding.

>>12899347
A man who lacks skill in what he’s doing

>>12898944
You can use cum as a salt substitute

steak?
i prefer a penne

I like a good London boil

>>12898904
If DSP actually cooked a steak this way I wouldn't be surprised in the least.

>>12899347
A Christian rock band

>>12900149
How is he still relevant in 2019?

You mean sous vide? Yes It can be down, but the texture would be abhorrent.

>>12898915

This makes no sense.

Would you boil popcorn because you had no popcorn popper or microwave to pop it in?

>>12900171
it's because hate makes him stronger

Only by accidentally not having my pan hot enough

>>12900202
He must be omnipotent then

>>12900689
He's not but he keeps getting into shitty situations and then somehow comes out of it unscathed, it's like some higher power is allowing his gouty reign of terror to continue for some reason.

>>12900171
king of hate
long live the king

Dsp cooking vid where he boils steak when?

I cook braised steak and onions from time to time. Shit cut like oyster blade. Basically a stew with a big chunk of meat instead of cubes.

>>12899380
Underrated post

>>12899380
Stealing this

>>12898915
>>12898904
I'd forget about making a steak, desu. Just find another way to make it work. My suggestion is to get some noodles and five spice and make some ghetto pho. Slice the steak in thin strips and let them cook in the hot soup

>>12898904
You dont belong here OP. Boiling a steak is beyond retarded.

>>12901276
Well then, it's not a steak cut. Steak cuts should be cooked using dry heat because they don't need a long simmering to become tender. That would be like calling oxtails, beef shanks or chuck roasts steaks.

>>12899380
bretty good and appropriate