/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12918095
>Take salted fries
>Put in fry basket
>Dip into fryer for 30 seconds
>Drain and serve

Seriously, I've never worked a commercial fryer in my life, just a home kitchen one, and I can figure out that workaround.

>>12918115
as you've said you've clearly never worked at a fast food place in your life. It's strictly against policy to put salted fires back in the fryers, as it clogs up the drains and fucks everything up, and managers will practically scream at you if you do this.

>>12918125
>pic is you
you think I care? I’m making $8 an hour, why the fuck would follow corporate policy for some sensitive cuck’s order? Yell and scream at me I don’t care. These jobs are a dime a dozen, and I don’t even have to put you as my previous employer anyway. Fucking Luigi faggot

>>12918153
>I’m making $8 an hour
When you get fired for being a faggot you'll make $0.00 and hour.

>These jobs are a dime a dozen
You're worth even less. But I guess you have to keep that chin up to live through life as a destitute fry jockey. Probably takes the edge off when you act high and mighty about being employed at a job that a pimple faced high school reject moves on from because they wanted more out of their life than to stand on lettuce and spit in boxes of french fries.

>>12918153
Because you'll get fired and be earning $0 an hour

>>12918095
I wouldn't care about it's choice of no salt, I would be more concerned that a crustamer is nonchalantly ordering food at a Mcdonalds

>>12918153
>>12918191
>b-but you’ll lose your minimum McCuck job!
Wow you sure got me! Not. Are you two illiterate? I can go and get another job within a week. I don’t have to put your dumbasses as my previous employer either. Bootlickers are so dumb lmao
>follow policy bro or you’ll get fired!
yeah ok. You two are inferior, and will be replaced by machines within five years.

>>12918153
Yeah that's why your earning eight dollars an hour.

>>12918095
So whats your excuse when i order a completely default cheeseburger with nothing added or removed and no special instructions

And it still comes out all fucked up

>>12918272
>your
And YOU'RE earning even less.

>>12918095

>>12918276
treat everybody like a customer and you'll quickly find yourself in management

>>12918153
You cant be bothered to make new fries when someone asks, no wonder you cant even hold a fast food job

>>12918095
>crustomers
is this the krusty krab?

>>12918295
and how do you have to treat everybody to become one of the top that don't gotta do nothin all day?

>>12918346
oh anon, if that's what you want you should probably just play the lottery.

>>12918295
>treat everyone with contempt

>>12918350
already did even though I never signed any dotted line

>>12918295
becoming a manager is piss easy regardless

>>12918295
Mcdonalds had 210,000 employees in the US last year.

Not every employee can be manager because there's not enough room for that(corporate caps the amount of assistant managers per store based off $ made and there can only be 1, max 2 general managers per store).

Knowing this, would you honestly say, with your complete conviction, that out of 200k+ employees, the reason not every single one of them is manager is because they're lazy?

>>12918115
>ruin your oil
gg no re

someone post the nigger fucking the mcchicken

>>12918153
The faggot doth protest too much, methinks

>>12918153
As bad as itd be for the whole nation to go up to 15, im sure glad that New York has enough of an ego to pay their most useless (me) employees twice what you get faggot bitch

>>12919157
>forcing companies to automate is bad
Go to the senior center if you want a conversation, boomerfaggot.

>>12919162
>minimum wage
>boomer
You clearly have no idea what you are talking about at all. Its like you have never once "got" anything your whole life

>>12918153
fuck off redditor

>>12918095
>and then they put salt on them

>>12918153
>These jobs are a dime a dozen
Damn, this boomer has no idea what the job market's lookin like rn

>>12919574
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>>12918191
>riding the corporate dick this hard
good lord you reek of inferiority. Fuck off you mestizo freaks

>>12919574
The job markets great right now. Trades are booming bro fuck mcdonalds buy a tool belt start at $20/hour

>fries have to be replaced every 20 minutes anyways because they go so fast
>not even bothered that I have to NOT salt this batch when done

>>12918153
What a faggot, can't even do a fast food job.

>>12918095
What's his stand?

>>12921235
『Hooked on a Feeling』

>>12919077
Yes, most McDonalds employees quit or get fired very quickly. Anyone who sticks around gets promoted fast.

>>12920916
Are there any trades for incels who can't interact with humans?

>>12918095
Just tell them that you'll make fresh fries since you KNOW they'll put salt on it anyway.

>>12918095
I just spit in those customers food. Simple

Anyone who order anything different then how it comes on the menu gets automatic spit. If I think they might be a Steelers fan I also spit in their food.

>>12918295
Maybe it's experience elsewhere but I've always found management in restaurants/retail is less about being a good employee and more about knowing the right people.

>>12918153
If you're making $8 an hour, then you're clearly working a job that is easily replaceable. So then you will just get fired.

>>12919077
This is why looking at final numbers without thinking about them causes people severe bouts of stupidity. Sure, if people didnt quit all the time not everyone would be capable of being a manager. But there are large groups of people who a) quit within the first 2 years of their job, b) dont want to be manager because despite the pay raise they dont perceive it as being worth the extra hassle, c) are utterly incompetent, d) are unable to speak to people properly or otherwise constitute a walking HR bomb, e) only work part time because college, and f) land the job they were looking for when they accepted the McDonalds job temporarily. That's a significant number of people being filtered out right from the get go. Then you can filter out well intentioned or otherwise intelligent people who made severe mistakes enough to be blackballed by management, or people who end up getting head hunted for a restaurant or other prospect based on their resume/expertise (underemployed). The end result is the management staff you see today. These are the leftovers after all the filtering has been done. So yeah, if everyone were these people, then despite being obviously qualified they could not be promoted. But that's obviously not the case, and pretending that it is is extremely dishonest.

>>12920887
>not being a waggie in the current year

>never held a job below $10/hr
>never held a job that forced me to slave away
>first job is paying 60k post tax

These threads are like a retard petting zoo. Very entertaining!

>>12921595
ape

>>12918115
fries are now dark brown and over cooked. I'm not paying for that.

Why can't they sell the small bag of fries for $1?
That way if they aren't fresh you only lose $1

Currently these are the prices
Small fries $2.10
Med fries $2.60
Large fries $3.30

Imagine paying almost $4 for hard cold fries.

>>12918153
>You're a bootlicker if you risk your job to satisfy some rando fussy customer
Oh no no no no

>>12922869
If you don't*, obviously

>>12918153
Idiots like you are why we're gonna be paying Robots $0 per hour to do your shitty job with perfection and better than you.

>>12923193
>mfw the McRobot broke and they call me in to fix it
>cash 3 wagies salaries for half a day of work

>>12920887
Not understanding how society operates and thinking youre above it was cool in the 60s and 70s. Now youre just another whiny brat whos parents only ever gave you positive reinforcement

>>12918271
>I can go and get another job within a week.
So you've just lost a couple days worth of wages because you didn't want to follow basic rules?
You're working minimum wage, you're not exactly in a position to be acting like a big shot.
But i'm going to go ahead and assume this is shitposting, because no one could be this stupid, even a min wage worker.

>>12921598
>Maybe it's experience elsewhere but I've always found management in restaurants/retail is less about being a good employee and more about knowing the right people.

That's literally all work anywhere.
It has never mattered and never will matter if you're good at your job or not, you have to know people to make a career.

>>12918095
>when someone expects me to do my job
Just do it bitch. How fucking hard is it? A fucking retard could do it.

>>12918271
>Wow you sure got me! Not. Are you two illiterate? I can go and get another job within a week.
And it will always be a shit job. If you had any real choice you wouldn't be working at McCuck in the first place you useless idiot faggot.

ask for no salt, catch an assault

>>12918125
I worked at a bojangles as a kid and that is exactly what I'd do. Same thing if they asked for fresh fries near closing time.

>>12924625

I'm not a nigger, but as someone who used to work at mcdonalds, he was probably asking for it

>>12924126

I got hired at my job simply because my friend gave me a reference, my resume was total shit and I'm autistic

>>12924707
Work at McDonald's long enough, even if you're white you're gonna have a nigga moment.

>crustomer

>>12921550
No.
In order to do the trades you need to join a union.

>>12924625
>>12924707
It looks like the dude who's getting beat on is physically pulling the dude down with his tie or something.

The dude is probably just trying to get him to let the fuck go.

>>12922424
Aww daddy gave you a job at his firm?

>>12918337
No this is Patrick

>>12921024
>20 minutes
Small fries like MickeyDs have a shelf life of two minutes and that’s pushing it

>>12922847
>3.30 almost 4.00
With tax maybe

>>12918153
You're actually stupid. You must be a NEET.

>>12923230
>thinks thats how that works

>>12918125
your'e a retard, i worked at many places and this didnt change how i cleaned the fryers, you can even do this to was sauce off wings if you put the wrong one on

>>12918276
Ohhhhh he fell for it. Or is this faggit being all ironical and shit.

>>12928050
>hurr durr imma fast food mongoloid
>cant even put on right sauce
>salt is complicated
>but ur the tard
Sure buddy.

>>12918153
Lmao you're either too young to know or too coddled to have ever worked as a wagie. There's someone over your shoulder making sure you lick the boot.

>>12922424
family sure is great for that stuff anon

>>12918095
It's because that way we get fresh, hot fries and not those hour-old, soggy shit fries that have been sitting under the lamp. Once we drive away, we just take our salt shakers out of the center console, salt our freshly fried "no salt" fries (hahahaha) and enjoy delicious, fresh, piping hot fries.

>>12918153
this is your brain on communism

>>12918273
Just wipe off the condiments you entitled prick

>>12918153
Don’t insult the job creators. You owe them for employing your incompetent ass.

>>12924126
Sadly this is how shit works, I can go into any job and assblast everything into oblivion. But if I don't put forth the effort to be witty/charming/easy-going and kiss the right ass, I won't make it anywhere.

You're supposed to learn all this shit in school, if you were a loner you're basically doomed to work shit tier jobs unless you somehow got a degree.

>Have week off from work
>stop off at McDs at a different time than usual
>walk in and.....can it be?
>Ponytail Brunette still works there, just on the day shift now
>Still a 10/10, but her spirit and energy seems a lot lower than the last time she waited on me
I always assumed she found something better, guess not. A shame really she seemed like she could be a success at anything she tried. I guess that 'success' was getting promoted to shift supervisor sometime in the past 7 months.

>>12929753
Ask her out

Poors aren't human.

>>12929760
I won't for two reasons. First of all most gals HATE it when customers hit on them. I'll treat her with respect when it comes to that. She's deserves that. Secondly, when it comes to looks, I'll admit that she is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy out of my league. Seriously, Ariana Grande WISHES she was as attractive as this gal. she may work at McDs but she clearly doesn't eat there.

>>12929797
Is it also because you're fat and/or ugly anon

>>12929797
Tell her to get a less soul crushing job, shouldn't be hard if she's as attractive as you're saying

>Drive to McDonalds drive through around 9-10pm so the restaurant itself is closed
>Order my usual of 2-3 spicy mcchickens with no shredded lettuce
>always get them with lettuce
How do you fuck up doing less work to make an order

>>12929816
Happened to me except I ordered no mayo, if you call and tell them their mistake they'll give you free food, but maybe it's different if it's night shift and they give less shit

>>12929820
By the time I get home I see that they fucked up and at that point I don't care enough to go back
Mostly because they already look so sad

>>12929816
diverging from habit requires additional energy

>>12929816
the guy taking your order isn't the guy making the sandwich

>>12929814
Well, I assumed she did get a less soul crushing job. I was wrong. She still has a good chance on earning her MRS degree.

>>12929804
Actually it's more of an age difference. She's probably 19-21 while I'm over 30. We probably wouldn't have much in common.

>>12929825
Are you legit retarded? If you order something special, you should definitely check before driving off the lot. Pull into a space or pull forward a little. I always check regardless, to at least see if there's anything missing.

>>12924625
Should've made an "a-salt-ted" pun

>>12929839
Ah that's fair

>>12929839
Why do you know intimate details of some McD wagie?

>>12929870
>Why do you know intimate details of some McD wagie?
I don't really. I am assuming her age because of how she looks and, since I stopped off at 1:45 pm on a Monday would state that she's older than 18.

>>12929632
What kind of logic is this?
Why not just Not put them there in the first place?

>>12929894
But you know she's a college student?

>>12929912
See
>>12929837
>>12929826
The drive thru employee could have not bothered to put -lettuce either them being busy multitasking and taking your order while doing something else, or just because they didn't give a shit. If they did, the employee in the kitchen could have been in the same boat; been busy, laying out in their head what they had to do next in order to keep the kitchen in order, forgot that it said -lettuce or not gave any fucks and figured you could take it off yourself since it's just fucking lettuce. Any way you slice it, though, you're at fault too for not understanding, especially after 1 or 2 times of it happening, that you should have checked.

>>12921594
the issue is that normal fast food fries are usually way too salty
I like to put only a little salt on mine

>>12929934
>But you know she's a college student?
That is uncertain. If she is then it would explain why she's so worn down. I did the whole 'work 40 hours a week while going to school full time' bit myself, can not believe I pulled it off. But it also could be she's just a wagie without ambition.

>>12929632
>>12929961
I wasn't the no lettuce guy, I ordered a completely default cheeseburger WITH NOTHING ADDED. AND NOTHING REMOVED. UTTERLY BOG STANDARD IN EVERY WAY WITH ZERO SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS.

And they still fucked it up.

And you call me entitled? This is why you flip burgers, faggot.

>>12929993
I clearly still had to explain it to you, since youce6never worked good service in your life. Are you that idiot in the other thread calling me a retard when I said everyone should be mandated to work good service once in their life?? Kek. I'm actually not employed now, no need to work, wagie faggot.

>>12930029
So customer service people are in other words; shit at their jobs.

>>12918153
If youd ever worked youd know thats a stupid hill to die on, making new fries isn't hard. Much better to cut corners/steal/fuck off when it actually matters, if you do petty shit all the time you'll get fired for sure.

>>12930029
Not him but I'm that "retard" and I'm getting a major kick out of watching you indiscriminately and unironically sperg out on anyone who vaguely criticises food service worker worshippers across at least 3 different threads get a life lol

>>12930123
You indiscriminately called another anon me, so we're even, sort of, since I asked and you assumed/accused him if being me. And it was just this thread, so stop being a faggot and exaggerating.

>>12930064
>t. never worked in the food industry, so I'm an entitled piece of shit who doesn't understand anything

>>12918095
>when retarded ducking boomers yell at you for the seasoning mix for the fries has sugar and they diabetic.

Why the fuck are you eating fries and a burger then.

>>12930169
>You indiscriminately called another anon me, so we're even, sort of, since I asked and you assumed/accused him if being me. And it was just this thread, so stop being a faggot and exaggerating.

>>12930271
Kek, yup, definitely you.

>>12918125
You're telling me of all things in a deep fryer the salt is gonna back it up? Gay and retarded

>>12918153
>is so lazy he can't put new fires in the fryer
>will most likely fuck up my order anyway
>still wants fucking $15 an hour
fuck no, step your shit up waggie

>>12930364
Yeah I admitted to that right off the bat, faggot

>>12918125
No, who ever told you that lied or is retarded. If the managers told you never to do that it's because the salt breaks down the oil, shortening the life of the oil faster. If they never gave you a reason and you thought you figured it out thinking it clogged it, you either never have worked around fryers or are super retarded.

>>12930483
Plenty of fries that go into deep fryers are preseasoned anyway, often with salt.

>>12918153
NEET detected

If I'm eating fries at a proper restaurant or a good burger place, of course I expect my fries cooked to order. But who the fuck is that picky about fucking McDonald's?

>>12918153
Youre not wrong btw.
Like you can't just pick up another gig somewhere else.
All the fags responding mad they have salt on their fries

>>12923230
You work for McDonalds IT or something

>>12918153
NIGGER

>>12918153
this. Freeter life is the best life

>>12929912
Just wipe off the condiments you entitled prick

>middle of the night
>middle of nowhere
>driving for 8 hours straight
>approach 24 hour mcdonalds
>literally no one manning the drive through
>all the lights are on
>cant see any employees inside

fucking why

>>12932750
Maybe they were having an orgy as a 'team building' exercise?

>>12930372
Salt sinks in the oil and doesn't dissolve in it at all. Doing this one time would be fine. Doing it several times a day will cause problems.

>>12918271
>I can go and get another job within a week.
Being fired from one job makes it harder to get another, genius
>I don’t have to put your dumbasses as my previous employer either.
Then you either have a gap in your resume, or they check your credit report and find out you were lying

>>12918095
>>12918095
If fast food places sold fries unsalted, they wouldn't have to deal with

>gaylords making demands as if they were the Queen
>gaylords complaining about fries being too salty

Just give them the fries and some salt packets.

>>12934313
>nigger-tier subhuman employees who act like shaking salt on something is a huge imposition

>>12921595
based irrational sports fan

>>12922424
you'll still having the lasting impact of all the faggots in this thread lol

>>12923230
>>12932325
>McDonald's IT

holy shit I can't imagine how much those people will make in the future.

>get rid of employees
>need machines 24/7 to stay functioning
>If a machine breaks down they are fucked
>burger flipping machine that only few people can fix

McIT is going to make bank driving around fixing shit, it would probably be awful, on-call hours, but you would be set for life.

>>12934231
>tfw worked multiple jobs with hot girls and never been invited to team building orgy

Can someone with the app tell me what the deals are this month? Do they have $1 any sandwich again?

>>12918125
As someone who's worked fryers for 5 years I couldn't give less of a shit if I tried.

>>12935130
Tell me stories please

I got fired from mc donalds and dominos and now can't get a job lmao

>>12921550
Pest control. That uniform is a deterrent to other human beings outside of the occasional lonely Black lady that makes the same joke about how good you handle that hose

>>12927080
My shitty "right to work" state only has a handful of unions and most trades are non Union here

>>12918095
Like cleaning the fry station and pushing a button's that fucking hard.

We both know no one that eats at mcdonalds gives a flying fuck about sodium content, else they wouldn't be there, they just want fresh fries.

Fast food is the easiest job I ever had. Arby's was much easier than McDonalds, but both are piss easy. I work on a farm now for almost double what mcDs paid me.

>>12935939
Also at arby's we don't salt our fries, period, you add that shit yourself, we'd get people who'd ask for no salt but they got the same fries as everyone else.

>>12920916
Yeah boomer, cause they’ll take someone with zero experience and start them at $20. Just because ((you)) would do that, doesn’t mean it’s commonplace. Not everyone has connections

>>12935843
Why?

Asking for fries with no salt is just a protip for getting fresh fries.

>>12924625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aORgejpY-_s

>>12932750
They were probably getting high on the walk in or fucking.

>>12918271
>Wow you sure got me! Not. Are you two illiterate? I can go and get another job within a week. I don’t have to put your dumbasses as my previous employer either.
if you can, why dont you do it? if you hate the rules, the customers and the pay just get a better job, you said you can

not mcdonalds but

>15 minutes before close
>someone walks in and orders unlimited shrimp so we can't close fry until he walks out the door an hour later

>Customer ask for hamburger but with no bun, pickles, onions or cheese

STOP THIS

>>12930171
>hurr durr, you are not as pathetic as me so you have no right to comment on how I consistently fail at my easy ass job

>>12918115
It's way more fun to think ahead and scoop 3 big fucking orders of no salt specials when you start your shift.

No Salt Sally comes in and gets jank ass fries that have been salt-less and neglected for half an hour.

>>12936032
Yeah, though if you have time to kill you can just ask for fresh hot fries and get them. This isn't like a secret menu thing, and fries are best salted when they are too hot to serve so you deprive yourself of your best fry experience by trying to be clever instead of just asking for what you want.

>>12937062
And throws them right back because they asked for no salt because they wanted them freshly made and because you're worthless as a nigger.

>>12936026
Managers and staff aren't allowed in to the store after 10 unless your working not even to use the toilet. I was a manager and the manager on shift filed a complaint against me because he didn't like me so I got the boot.

As for Dominos I got into a fight with a crazy homeless man who attacked me. They had a zero tolerance policy so they let me go considering I was still on my PR

>>12937034
It's easy if you slack. If you actually work it is not. Besides, I don't work anymore, so up yours

>always check before driving off
>get order slightly wrong
>demand they fix it, make them do it again if they have to
I only order basic standard items and it doesn't happen that often, but I don't stand for it when it does. Paying for shit you did not ask and enabling retards is for faggots. Make their lives harder for being incompetent, it's what they deserve.

>>12938982
>implying they won't just spit/masturbate in your food

>>12918153
and they hated jesus for he told them the truth

>>12938982
I'm not too bothered if they get my order SLIGHTLY wrong, since mistakes can happen. When they get it MAJORLY wrong, on more than one occasion, then I'll get pissed.

>>12918153
you can tell how many corporate shills this place has by the number of replies you got.

>>12938982
>I hate fast food, but I'll be damned if my faggot fatass stops sucking it down like BBC.
Believable.

>>12939663
Not a single thing you projected onto me was even slightly implied in my post. Most of the fast food I ever get is pizza or wings that only an absolute retard could fuck up, I don't go to burger places that often. It's not my fault if they can't take the ten seconds to confirm something that could cost them several minutes, money, and effort to correct if it's wrong.

>>12939686
>that's not what i said, anon! now let me say that same thing you said i said again to prove it!
Stay mad, fatass. Imagine having the willpower to not eat fast food. Not like that means you have to stop inhaling cocks too, assmadlad.

>>12918153
>gets fired for just cause
>now your record/resume is tainted and most if not all workplaces will give priority to somebody else who doesn't have records of being a shitbag in his job
yep, this sheltered manchild never worked in his life

>>12939725
What kind of fast food place cares about that, and if he gets a real career he'd leave the mcjob off anyway

>>12918095
I always order extra salt.

>>12939751
dude, its sodium chloride

>>12918384
this guys right though
anyone that has children does it entirely for their own benefit, and doesn't think about the shit world the kid now is forced to live in .

>>12937010
why, what's wrong with that?

>>12941524

>>12941680
Is it really your fault for failing your bloodline or your parents for having one kid? Your genes produced millions of failures over the years but only now did they fail to make up for it.

>>12929585
LOL is this actually a thing? Why not demand that all the vegetables in your grocer were picked the that day while you're at it.

>>12941697
>putting up with stale shit
Enjoy being a cuck at food and at life.

>>12937062
Absolutely based, the fuckwads who think they're oh so clever for ordering their fresh bland fries deserve worse but this is the best solution that doesn't have any risk of getting you fired

>>12918095
They only do that so you have to make the fries fresh then they just put salt on then

>>12935072
>holy shit I can't imagine how much those people will make in the future.
You think that's impressive? Check out Walmart Labs.

>>12918153
>and I don’t even have to put you as my previous employer anyway
Good luck not being hired again

>>12935072
>>get rid of employees
You can't, just to prevent theft and vandalism

>>12918153

>>12918153
>this is the lifestyle of a McCuck
Too busy flipping burgers to flip your life around huh

Instead of lying about no salt, just tell them you'll wait for a new batch to be made for your order and wait around.

>Work for a bank
>Customer starts asking about bullshit that requires me to read off 10 minutes of disclosures

>>12934287
that anon clearly has no idea how the hiring process works and is probably a teenager living with his parents. don't encourage him with (you)s

>>12942084
why not? just build stores so everything is secure behind alarmed doors.

>>12942031
but the regular ones are too salty
that is the problem

>>12938102
You talk like you are the only one who has ever worked in the industry. Pretty rare to see people being proud and bragging about being an unemployed nigger, but eact to their own I guess..

>>12943521
>implying I can't get a job the same day I apply
>implying staying out of the workforce isn't a choice to raise children, no need for extra income tearing me away from the children

work in fast food as shift manager, but it's pretty dogshit and I will not pursue any higher positions

>>12938982
I mean I won't pay for shit I didn't order but I would never give someone a hard time about it. Mistakes happen, it's how you handle them that determines character

>Work for a state prison
>make $60k/y
>have cook-outs behind the cafeteria
>eating hotdogs and hamburgers with the boys
>do maybe 45 minutes of work per 8 hour shift