/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12952446
Keeps the cheese from sticking to the top of the box

Back in the 90s kids used to have toys, and playsets were common.

The tables were meant to be a surprise for the kids after the meal, to be washed and used as tables for their playsets figures

>>12952453
My ninja turtles appreciated having a table for their pizzas that came from a giant pizza.

>>12952446
That is a pizza stabilizer. They have to use those so the pizza doesn't lose equilibrium during transport.

>>12952446
>he doesnt know about pizza gods
>he doesnt cut little slices and place them on the pizza altar as a tribute
major lel

>>12952446
consumer warning that you are about to gorge on grease sludge amerifat sugar pizza

>>12952446
It's for your amiibos.

>>12952555

>>12952446
It's for the pizza gnomes. They bring good luck.

my theory is so that when the pizza is being delivered and is sitting in a stack of 10+ pizza boxes, they don't cave in or sag

These miniature altars mean nothing. The pizza parlor literally has no basement. It's getting late. Aren't you getting tired?

>>12952555
In Italy I never seen such a thing and I never see it happened.

Maybe pizza are taller in USA?

>>12952446
I like to dress my penis up in a hat and suit and have it sit down at the table

>>12953262
Pizza is wider, so the box lid can sag.

>>12953262

in italy your pizza is delivered by a hot girl with olive skin that will only carry one pizza at a time and rides her turqoise vespa so well that not a single olive is out of place on arrival. She doesn't require a tip and will give you her number if you ask to.

in the US of A a fat fuck wiith acne will deliver your pizza, whcih was part of a stack of 12 pizzas, the cheese is all over the place because of the hard turns he took to make it on time and he will DEMAND a tip, if you deny he will probably vandalize your house later that night.

>>12953287
Pics?

>>12953292
Is that Greta?

>>12953348
>in italy your pizza is delivered by a hot girl with olive skin that will only carry one pizza at a time and rides her turqoise vespa so well that not a single olive is out of place on arrival. She doesn't require a tip and will give you her number if you ask to.
You know, I was going to say something, but I don't really want to crush this dream of yours you have, I don't want that responsibility

>>12953397
you're mom crushes my face with her gigantic ass

>>12952446
That's so leprechauns can have a seat as well, offend leprechauns at your own peril!

>>12953410
Nice dream of yours you have, responsibility.

>>12952446

>>12952467
Fuck I miss the 90s.

>>12953424
>>12953440
cute

>>12953469
Ninja Turtles are still a thing.

>>12952453
This. It was originally a promo idea with Mattel and just became customary.

>>12953348
Haha. I love the way foreigners write English. So adorable.

>>12953497
Euros write way better English than americans in general. It's stupid how you endure the public school system back there.

>>12953348
In italy your "pizza" is burnt toast with two slices of cheese and a random basil leaf

>>12953497
thanks :3

I love the way americans write in other languages, oh wait they don't

>>12953532
Except for the millions who do... oops.

>>12953532
I’m not American, wop. And nobody cares about your shitty fucking pig latin, anyway. Enjoy bitching and fussing over your irrelevant little pasta ‘culture’.

>>12953514
They really don’t, cuck. The only reason they need to anyway is because based Anglosphere rules the world.

>>12953667
We absolutely do. The American public school system is shit, because they don't actually care about you. Instead they hire the smart people from around the world.

>>12953734
Before quota stuff went into effect to get niggers and browns into it it was 100% based on test scores to get into certain public schools like Stuyvesant in NYC.

>>12953532
We don't because we don't have to.

>>12953734
Cooper Union is even more difficult.

>>12953754
That was a stupid system. You want your entire population to be well educated, not a select few with expensive tutors to get them through an exam.

>>12953734
I’m not American, eurocuck. I also don’t give a shit about your ill-formed ‘opinion’ based on whatever anti-US propaganda outlet it is you choose to do your ‘thinking’ for you. The fact America is, by far and away, the most advanced technological, economic, and military power in human history tells me all I need to know about how great its educational system must be in reality. Post more jealous, enraged seething.

>>12953764
That's SAT shit, not what was Stuyvesant.

>>12953771
You said it was based on exam scores and now you're telling me it wasn't. Did you mean their testosterone levels were measured?

>>12953786
They're different, back when I got into Stuyvesant is was based on raw test scores and choice. There was no scaling for forced diversity like there there is now and for SAT scores, Stuyvesant was just high school, either you passed the exam to get in or you didn't. I think there was one black in the whole school, a few spics, and a lot of asians.

>>12953292
Not just that, it's so that the pizza doesn't get cardboard taste.

>>12953897

pizza should be a total experience where you can use imagination that those chairs will be filled by really tiny hot naked girls

>>12953525
desu is the american pizza that has plastic burnt "cheese" and dried "basil" on top

its so you can have a little table for your action figures

>>12953908
We have hot pizza girls, you should see some of the ones at the local joint on the same block that I live on. Holy Moly some of these chicks are really, really gorgeous, it's not just that place, it's where I live, there are a lot of really cute chicks here.

>>12953915
Apparently someone is pissed off at America, mind telling us why and where you're from so as not to be a total hypocrite?

>>12952446
So you can share pizza with your pet mouse

>>12953944
now stating fact is "being mad"?

>>12953951
You brought it up, not me, so it seems that you're the one that's pissed off for no reason.

>>12953951
You do seem pretty mad, though.

>>12953958
Actually i'm not the one that brought it up first.

this >>12953525 madman was

>>12953964
Hi assblasted samefig :^)

>>12953985
For all of your hate of the USA you still refuse to identify what perfect place that you're from.

>>12953985
Are you some kind of brussels sprout?

>>12953996
Dude, I just said that your pizza has burnt "cheese product",
Why are you this mad?

>>12953951
Literally seething!

>>12954006
So where are you from where you have "perfect cheese?" You're clearly scared of saying where you're from. Anything is a product.

>>12954015
It's probably still seething in a closet in a fetal position because it's anointed one shillary didn't win the last election.

>>12954016
I'm from a country that don't burn "cheese"

>>12954015
have sex

>>12953951
He's saying people like you who constantly bitch about America never state where you're from because you know it would take two seconds to point out your fuck ups and tear that place to shreds.

>>12954041
So what country is that precisely?
Why are you so scared of specifing it?

>>12953985
> samefig (sic)

Nope.

>>12954054
He’s Italian, it seems.

>>12954041
You might as well be honest, It's not like I'll call in some warthogs on your sorry ass nation.

>>12954050

> He's saying people like you who constantly bitch about America
you know it would take two seconds to point out your fuck ups and tear that place to shreds.

Now you sound like a bad guy from dragonball

You really have some big inferiority complex if you want to know which country i'm from, because I finally make you see that your pizza is burnt on top

>>12954054
You can keep begging me like a good bitch all day long but you'll never know
Have some perfectly cooked cheese pizza

>>12954079
I remember back in the 1980s when I was a kid, that italian and turkish lira would be about 20USD for a million of those, and more recently berlesconi with his bunga bunga girls.

>>12954091
I wouldn't feed that shit to a stray cat, it looks like something from the frozen section of a supermarket.

>>12953940
And here you are, alone. Faggot.

>>12954117
Oh that means so much since you're replying, so not so alone.

PIZZA DELIVERY!

>>12954126
I'm not the one posting about muh skanks. Consider socialising.

>>12954091
> wahhhh muh pizza!
This is literally all you have to ‘contribute’ to the world - your shitty fucking ‘standards’ for a dish that in its current form wholly originated in America.

What a laughable little cuck you are.

>>12953940
>Lia
I eagerly await her debut in the hardcore porn industry. The way things are going it's only a matter of time.

*unzips dick*

>>12954087
what a fonky chonky airplanes

>>12954100
Pretty much all it’s notable. Just a shitty little backwater. No wonder he’s so fixated on pizza; probably the only way he can get attention for his irrelevant little ‘culture’.

>>12952446
>being this uneducated

Thats called a stool. A table has 4 legs, not 3.

you are welcome

>>12954140
> Dominos
A US brand lol

>>12953525
and after eating your open-faced salad sandwich your wife and daughter get gangraped by North Africans for an authentic Italian experience

>>12954151
Oh I'd never consider socializing your presumptous cunt. Who would ever have guessed that I would do something such as that?

>>12954164
Indeed!

>>12954165
They weren't made to look good, they were made to be functional.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6Yh1HjG2rI
HAWG - Exploits of an A-10 Fighter Squadron in Afghanistan

>>12954176
> cuckold nigger fantasy

Why I am not surprised seeing that coming from a burger?

A fith of your population is made of negroid.
You can't make this shit up

>>12954216
I think with merkel controlling them it's way more than a fifth.

>>12954087
>I don't understand a thing, therefore we should bomb it
Idiocracy: the country

>>12954238
What's the point of understanding stupidity and idiots that wear diapers on their heads. Making excuses for diaper heads is not in my interest.
Check this out for a dose of reality:
https://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/site/the-list.aspx

>>12954209
PFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT PFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

>>12953770
America may the most powerful military power, but your education system is on par with African countries. Only the rich have opportunities to succeed.

>>12954236
Way way less you burger friend.
We don't have to carry jamal's son, unlike you

>>12954252
>pizza thread
>retarded inbred starts raving about diaper heads
You should pray for Mexico to invade you at this point and put what passes for "culture" in your country out of its misery.

>>12954266
We have a large population, some people are idiots the good schools are pretty selective.

>>12954268
So where are you from?
I'd love to hear some reality from you before you start shitting on the USA.

>>12954286
You're taught into thinking that you didn't have a chance to begin with. Reality is that everyone can succeed if given the chance.

>>12954270
Before we annex Mexico and Canada we have to make sure that the number of resulting states are an even number, that way there's no imbalance between republician and democrat.

>>12954091
Not gonna lie, that looks like Chef Boyardee Pizza in a box with canned cheese (NOW MELTS)

>>12954295
The problem with some universities is that they just go by who's paying them off and covering up their transgressions.

>>12954303
One can always put some velveeta toppers in that.

>>12954301
Why bother when you can just gerrymander away the will of the people?

>>12954319
Compared to what?
For you to claim that you represent the will of the people is no different, don't be a hypocrite because that's what you come across as, the will of the people is represented in the votes of those people of the counties, states, the nation, and the electoral collage.

>>12954319
Seven Days in May, check that one out.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058576

>>12954319
You as a foreigner have nothing to say about what we do in the USA, just because you're seething because shillary lost gives you NOTHING!

>>12954384
>>12954347
>>12954338
How drunk are you right now, angry phillip morris guy?

>>12954387
Wrong again, I'm the Lockheed guy.

>>12954387
Why are you continually wrong?
Is that why you still make minimum wage?

>>12954387
You've been continually wrong for years now and you shut up now? Have you considered that you're a faggot and after all these years are still on punch cards making minimum wage?

They taste like shit

>>12954438
Maybe they're road apples.

>>12954390
>>12954393
>>12954436
Before you pass out in a pool of your own urine, do the one about standing in line with cool hipsters at that sophisticated "starbucks" place to be seen by the paparrazzi, that's one of the old time classic angry phillip morris guy routines

Pretty please?

>>12953348
>italipoors so bereft of economic opportunity their 10/10 bitches have to deliver pizzas to live

>>12953440
poor shoop tbf

>>12954572
Sounds pretty great desu

>>12953292
This is considered a small in the US just fyi guys

>>12954572
So, heaven?

>>12954303
>>12954318
>plebs don't use KRAFT® Singles on their 'zas

>>12953492
>>12952453
this sounds so plausible people might actually believe this

>>12953348
>olive skin

>>12955894
Olive skin is the patrician tone anon.

>>12954572
>amerishart so mad he didn't think this would be a favorable scenario

why are americans so fat and retarded?

>>12954495
I fucking hate starbucks, the stench of the places when I go near one makes my stomach wretch. Coffee is for drug addicts who are into "the best thing of waking up is folgers in your cup" and that's pretty sad.

>>12956011
Because we like making fun of you eurotrash types.

>>12953348
HOLY BASTE

>>12956029
Thats a weird way of saying you have the tastebuds of a five year old.

>>12952516
Unironically this

>>12952446
so the goys get their daily dosis of plastic softeners in their food

>>12956152
No, it's saying that I have taste and don't care about assholes and their advertising. Aren't you capable of choosing anything for yourself or is your life dictacted by advertising?

>>12956029
>starbucks
>coffee
you misspelled subway and sandwich

>>12956158
I prefer eating the yummy desiccant packets.

>>12956169
That's even worse, subway joints have the stench of indians and pakis.

>>12956173
good goy

>>12956179
There's no reason to let them go to waste.

>>12954209
>They weren't made to look good, they were made to be functional.
USAF maintainer here can confirm they suck to maintain

>>12956431
Aren't all the A-10s being retired soon?

>>12953424
>>12953440
These made me laugh way more than I should have.

>>12952467
BASED

>>12954309
>an ivy league education is a prerequisite for success

>>12953348
Lmao all these assmad pizza/pol/cuck faggot subhumans taking it personally.

what are those little tables made of that they can endure this heat?

>>12953348
At least women can walk by themselves on our streets

>>12952453
If someone had given me a fucking table as a "toy" I would have ran through the house breaking everything within reach and throw all the food on the floor.

>>12957359

settle down Mr. Trump

>>12953292
Do Amerilards really eat their own weight in pizza?

>>12953348
lol you have never gotten any girls number. Why even lie about it?

>>12954266
Only because of africans

>>12952446
To evenly spread your daily dose of bisphenol A to the tip of every slice.

>>12957359
Someone was deprived of action figures as a child. That and he has some kind of impulse control disorder.

Those are to signal that the pizzas are for white people tables and the homies in back should make it extra special for gringo tastes.

>>12954087
Ahhh BRRRRRRRRRT and Ernie