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>2019
>eating 'real' mayo made with eggs and oil
Do you write using "real" ink from an octopus too? Just admit it, MW is cheaper, keeps better, tastes better, IS better than the original.

>> No.13023962

Miracles whip is disgusting, and to be honest it's not that hard to make your own mayo/aioli.

>> No.13023963

Too sweet

>> No.13023976

>>13023962
A lot of people find caviar disgusting. It's a good pleb filter.
>>13023963
Filtered.

>> No.13024015

>>13023962
>aioli
ooooh, look at me using them fancy words. faggot

>> No.13024088

>>13023941
stay poor and ignorant anon, we don't care.

>> No.13024100

>>13023941
ITT amerilards unironically defending fake poor people food shoveled into their gaping maws by their corporate overlords

>> No.13024380

>>13024100
>olive oil, eggs and vinnegar
>rich people food
what the fuck

>> No.13024385

>>13024380
Decent olive oil costs at least 50 euros for a small bottle. Anything cheaper is just lampante oil.

>> No.13024393

For fuck sake England, why did you have to inhabit America?

>> No.13024417

"real mayonnaise" is a legally-defined food labeling term.

>> No.13024425
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13024425

Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.

>> No.13024426

>>13024425
Nothing wrong with any of these ingredients.

>> No.13024452

>>13024385
>Decent olive oil costs at least 50 euros
False

>> No.13024453

>>13024452
Cope harder, poorfag

>> No.13024626

>>13023963
spbp

Why the fuck is there so much sugar in my mayonnaise?

>> No.13024754

I add quite a bit to chicken salad

>> No.13024791

>>13023941
No way. That stuff is too sweet and I don't like the consistency.

>> No.13024799

>>13023963
This is my impression too. There's something just very off tasting in miracle whip to me. I think mayo is alright, but miracle whip is vile.

>> No.13024805

>>13024426
Sure if you think mayonnaise should taste sickly sweet. Look at those ingredients, it's basically just an oil and sugar emulsion. It's closer to cake icing than traditional mayonnaise.

>> No.13024819
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>>13024100
>>13024385
>still bragging about "muh real mayo"
sorry to break it to you anon: any mayo is poorfag food, and olive oil vs any other oil doesn't change it much

>> No.13024825

>>13024426
*2 contrarian points have been deposited into your Shitposting account*

>> No.13024833

>>13024819
Olive oil is disgusting in mayonnaise, so it actually changes it a lot.

>> No.13025783

>>13023941
Everything KRAFT makes is total shit

>> No.13025933

>>13023941
Off top that shit nasty

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>>13023941
Who the fuck are you. YOU'RE A CHILD. sitting here posting about (((Miracle Whip))) what a cringe faggot, you shouldn't be allowed to post on this website, you're probably 16 years old and have never even tasted the godly mayo. MAYO IS THE BEST AND THE ONLY CORRECT CONDIMENT. KYS MW FAG

>> No.13025948

miracle whip can't even come close to mayo. it's a long ass word unlike mayo. mayo is best, easy to type and the taste is supremely better.

>> No.13025961

>>13024425
>>13024426
there is everything wrong with those ingredients. SOY, HFCS, modified corn starch. you don't need that shit in MAYO, mayo is the best because it's simple and tasty, not this overly complicated shit.

>> No.13025985

>>13025961
I use canola oil, but soybean oil would be fine.

>> No.13025986

>>13023962
>and to be honest it's not that hard to make your own mayo/aioli.
mayo and aioli are not the same thing.

>> No.13025990

>>13025985
imagine thinking that soybean oil is fine, ok cuck.

>> No.13026904

>>13024819
No surprise this nutritionally ignorant board celebrates all this crappy looking food

Olive oil is another thing entirely from processed seed oils

>> No.13027941

>>13025990
Damn this nigga really doesn't want to turn to a girl

>> No.13027978

mayo is too many calories. all sauce should have calories capped to he no more than heinz tomato ketchup.

>> No.13027987

>>13024799
I love you

>> No.13028881

>>13023941
this is just a container of S.O.Y. look a the ingredients, Kraft products = soy

>> No.13029215

>>13025990
What's wrong with bean oil? You're not one of those antibean racists are you anon?

>> No.13029879

>>13024015
>fancy word
Having basic kitchen knowledge just means you're not a complete retard, you miracle whip eating cuck

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>>13023941
>tastes better

and yeah it's also not cheaper than making it from scratch ya dumb fuckin cunt

>> No.13029895

>>13023941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zbcUU8e73s

>> No.13029898

Fucking Americans have been eating fucking shit """"""food"""""" for so many generations they've mutated into believing it tastes better then what it's imitating.

>> No.13029903

>>13029215
He thinks bean oil will magically turn him into a woman.

>> No.13030233

>>13029898
The American pallet is primarily fat, sugar and salt. So of course they'd like "miracle whip" more than mayonnaise.

>> No.13030244

>>13029895
Do americans really?

>> No.13030248

>>13030233
>Pallet
Fuck off shit disturbing interloper.

>> No.13030256

>>13030248
Forgetting an e is nowhere near as bad as unironically liking vinegar infused cake icing as a mayo substitute you fat sack of crap.

>> No.13030270

>>13030256
>Forgetting an e
>Pallet
European education system everybody

>> No.13030799

This thread is fucking AIDS. So new related topic - what is your preferred mayo brand? I like Duke's a lot, when i dont want to make my own.

>> No.13032137

>>13023962
The timing is hard...

>> No.13033497

>>13030270
Weak bait but the point stands. Miracle Whip looks like mayonnaise but is really just whipped up corn syrup and oil because Americans are disgusting swine and that's more appealing to them.