/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13050570
bump because curiosity

I order from GrubHub because Amex gives me money back on it. I also never tip. If the food isn't delivered in a sealed bag (such as with a staple), I complain and have my order replaced.

>>13050629
douchebag

>>13050640

>>13050570
I can't order the food, delivery fee, and tax for places that don't compensate for those costs in their business model to begin with. I'll just stick with pizza for now.

>>13050570
Gig economy is literal cuck serfdom, why do you do it?

>>13050570
poor souls doing delivery for them. why would anyone do that ?

>>13050930

enjoy wage slavery

>t. handyman making my own schedule

>>13050960
it's not the same. delivery guys cannot charge the price they want and can only pray for tips. meanwhile stock holders walk to the bank.

>>13050971
I honestly get a kick whenever the uber app asks if I want to tip and I click the skip button. its the little things in life

>>13050570
Job: pizza pony

App: Just eat but it's a small takeout pizza place

Where: Italy

Hours: 4pm to midnight

Customers: few tip, but none are particularly rude

Restaurant: they don't steal the tips at least

Free food: yes a pizza whenever I want, same with drinks, no sex

Maximizing tips: tell customer food will be ready by X, but it's actually earlier. I'm on a bicycle so I can take the quickest routes cars and mopeds can't pass through

>I drive the shop's new, branded bicycle

>I asked for a raise and got it

>>13051016
>I drive a new bicycle

>>13051019
>eco friendly
>no fines for passing no traffic zones
>cops don't stop you
>physical exercise
Why aren't YOU driving a bycicle

>>13051026
Because I'm not gay?

>>13051026
Cops should stop you frequently. You faggots break road rules all the time, and then complain when you're in the wrong place at the wrong time and get run over.

>>13051026
>>eco friendly
lol who cares
>no fines for passing no traffic zones
>cops don't stop you
imagine having trouble following traffic laws unless you're monumentally drunk or high
>physical exercise
pretty shit exercise, enjoy your shortened hamstrings
>driving
you dont drive bicycles
>bycicle
not how you spell it

kys

>>13051156
>>13051145
>>13051141
These posts were typed by fat hands. It just upsets you to see someone with healthy habits like biking when you can't stop eating 3 large pizzas a day to yourself.

>>13051016
you go bycicle delivery wagie, dont listen to these fags

>>13050649
That's how its compensated... grubhub may be mentally retarded but jesus.

Who /corporate hq/ here?

>>13051304
fuck off insomnia

>>13050629
i hope your food gets spit on.

>>13050640
>>13051354
>damn this middle class worker for other middle class workers not receiving higher wages from their millionaire bosses

WHERE'S MY PIZZA WAGIE? YOU DON'T WANT A BAD REVIEW DO YOU

>>13050570
do those apps actually make money? i thought about doing it on the weekends for some extra dosh

I sued to work as one, until I realized I was literally risking my very own life for literally no pay, then I said, yeah, fuck that. Other than that I was having a blast, really cool job, but risking death or ending paraplegic is never worth it in my book. Pic related, the fate of a few delivery guys.

>>13051391
*used

>>13051391
based and literalpilled

>>13051354
Have sex.

>>13050974
As dumb as tipping is, it's even dumber to tip gig economy drivers. They're private contractors.

>>13052213
And depending on the app, the tip may not actually go to the driver.

Press 3 for Greek with Doorslam

I hate that none of these places take cash.

>>13052256
Cash App? Does anyone still use that?

>>13052256
seamless/grubhub does but at restaurants with free delivery

>>13052256
Mine definitely takes cash, even if we have credit card and even phone payment available.

How much would it cost to have my own personal food cuck?

I worked for DD for less than two weeks, made less than $50 total in that period, and was fired with no explanation and no warning for, presumably, not having a high enough acceptance rate because they kept sending me shitty orders I declined that would have cost more in gas than they were even worth. I was actually glad to be done with the job so never even bothered to follow up on it. Fuck DD and fuck the gig economy in general.

>>13051391
>risking your life
How? Driving? Howd those guys die?

Who would even consider this shit except Highschool students and immigrants?

we literally live in snow crash

>>13052430
motorbike or bycicle, easy to get run over, specially if you spend several hours a day on the streets

>>13051016
Italian here.

I use just eat too and I only tip when there are no delivery fees or if the pony brings pizza nella scala del mio condominio which is big so he has to get inside from the street. 1€, they’re always happy.

Also I never tip brown people, only Italians.

>>13052447
I was temporarily a NEET living with my parents so I figured I could do this on the side to make enough money to buy fast food of my own. If you treat it as a job where you deliver shitty fast food to lazy retards in order to buy your own shitty fast food, it makes some sense. As a full or even part time job, it's awful and unsustainable if you have any dignity or self-respect. My parents were happier giving me an allowance than they were with me working such a shit job.

these wagies cuck drivers always steal my food. fuk them

>>13052590
After working for DD I would never order for them, the orientation was full of unkempt fat slobs with low hygiene standards. They don't even require proof of insurance to work for them lmao. Total bottomfeeding labor supply.

>which app
Wolt
>which location
Lithuania
>what hours do you do
Only did a single delivery. So including commute, 4 hours in total
>how do customers treat you
I was 30 minutes late, she was slightly angry, but I called her bald cat pretty, so she didn't even say much.
>how do restaruants treat you
I was offered a water, told where the toilet is, etc. They were slightly latr though, so -points for that
>any free food/drinks/sex
Only a water
>how have you maximized tips
Got 0 tips because I was late.
>do you drive a shitbox or something nice
I rode a bike after a long (4 years) break from it. Turns out I hate bikes
>how have the apps functionality/pay rates changed for you over the past year
The pay was €1.5 + some for distance, so I got €2.5. I think the prices only went up, but I haven't checked up in a while, and I lost the app

>>13052447
I was at home after normal work hours, enjoying a home cooked meal, watching television, browsing /ck/, and just relaxing, when I decided that what i really wanted to do was drive food around for pennies on the dollar.

Why do people not tip food delivery that’s dumb, they are doing a lot more then some waiter who just brings the food from the kitchen if they even do that. What really annoys me are places like jersey mikes that ask for a tip on the credit card swipe machine, bitch all you did was make my sandwich why would I tip be like tipping McDonald’s fuck that

>>13052769
What benefit do I receive from tipping?

>>13052769
Fuck you and delivery my food for free wagecuck

>>13052450
Based

>>13052466

>>13050629
Based

>>13051227
so why is GrubHub retarded? because you worked there?

>>13052450
No based robo-doggos or traffic-surfing chicks yet sadly

>>13051026
I never learned when I was a child and can't keep my balance on one for shit. Sounds like you're enjoying life and doing cool shit though, keep it up my friend.

I deliver for Grubhub and fuck with literally every single order I deliver. Examples below:
>finger in asshole and then insert into any type of food
>spit on everything that is easy to reseal/wrap
>always have a full bottle of warm urine and will add it to any liquid

I will never ever ever ever ever stop doing this. Fuck you all!

>>13053932
I do this but for my coworkers at McDonald’s. Been feeding them my Cummies cookie recipe for months.

>>13052466
Based as fuck

>>13052358
What area were you doing it in? I can do like 1200 a week In chicago if I really haul ass

>>13053932
Fabricated and homosexual

@13053932
larp

>>13050570
I'm so fucking glad the new place I work doesn't do delivery apps. I hate doing take-out orders.

>>13054836
I worked for DD and can believe someone would do this. There is literally no vetting of drivers, just need a driver's license and pass a routine background check, not even proof of insurance or vehicle registration is required.

Aspire to be the electrician, plumber, hvac, EMS tech, fire alarm guy, not the Uber driver that drives food around and you can enjoy the luxury of a bomb restaurant meal delivered to you.

That is all.

>>13052466
>Also I never tip brown people, only Italians.

Don't EVER tip.

This isn't against the wageslaves, this is to teach the establishment that we aren't responsible for paying THEIR employees

If we all stop tipping together we force them to pay employees

DO NOT:

Tip at restaurants
Tip delivery apps
Tip Pizza delivery
Tip Uber
Tip ANYTHING EVER

>>13055099
Waste of dubs on Reddit spacing
>T. sovereign citizen

Why do fast food cucks always fuck up my order, then act like dicks when I inform them they messed up?

>>13052213
Not anymore, doordash has it now where you barely make shit unless you get a decent tip or the delivery is farther out so the higher you tip, the faster your delivery will come.

>>13051390
I do doordash full time now and I make between 700-800 a week working 35 or less hours. It's not bad money for the job at all when the worse things you have to deal with are traffic and retards who dont know how delivery works. I literally had some dumbshit put the store address as his own once...

>>13055099
Enjoy your higher meal costs.

>>13050957
Most of the ones I have met are lazy, borderline drug addicts/stoners. I know some guy whos mom bought a new car just so he could work with uber eats and not be on the streets.

>which app
Doordash and RARELY Postmates

>which location
South Florida

>what hours do you do
Used to be 5-12:30 or 1 AM, now usually end by 11:30 thanks to pay cuts. Also around 11-12 AM for caterings

>how do customers treat you
Just fine. Only ever had one truly horrendous incident where a pregnant bitch screamed at me for taking too long. The worst that happens is they don't say anything. If I detect rudeness, I will not tell them "good night".

>how do restaruants treat you
Variable. Some know me as a regular. Others, like one today, will ignore me and let the shit sit around to get cold.

>any free food/drinks/sex
Less than 1% of the time, but sure. Best one I got was $45 of free food from this dumb faggot who I blacklisted for being a faggot. Also been propositioned twice, once by a girl in lingerie the day after Valentine's and one who just straight up asked me if I was interested. Never followed through, cause I'm a bitch.

>how have you maximized tips
Uh....I don't really do anything desu. DID get my second biggest tip this week, though. $47
>do you drive a shitbox or something nice
Shitbox. 95% of the time, it's the ugliest car in any given parking lot.

>how have the apps functionality/pay rates changed for you over the past year
Dogshit paycuts from both. I would say pay cuts from DD have been about 25% starting a couple weeks ago. Postmates is so bad, I don't even bother with that garbage anymore.

>>13055273
Derp, 11 AM-12 PM for catering. Not that anyone cares, but still.

>>13052468
u werent a neet living with ur mom in the car she bought u u zooming freeloading fuck

>>13050570
I've had it twice where the tracking on the app says the person came to my door but they never knocked and i never received the food. I complained and received a new order for free. What I want to know is, does the person get fired? What happened to my food? Did they really come to my door? If they did, why? Are they blacklisted from working for deliveroo or ubereats?

>Stefanie will arrive with your order soon
>Stefanie turns out to be an obese pakistani man
>consider giving him a bad rating for clearly not being the person in his app profile
>but I got my food so I no longer really care

>>13052769
I pay delivery charges already which is basically theft, I'm not giving you extra on top of that

>>13055541
They ate your meal

>>13052466
>Also I never tip brown people, only Italians.

I never tip the Uber Eats people because they always run away after giving me my food because I'm fat

>>13055760
Do you greet them maked slathered in grease or what

>>13055273
The pay cuts are just because they changed the way they factor tips...just decline anything less than 5 or that doesnt at least equal the miles you are driving and you will still average out to 20+ an hour. It's been fine for me at least where I am but I live near a city so that might make a difference

>>13053654
Fuck man you just resurfaced cringey bike related childhood memories for me
>be 15 (or 16 I don’t know it was a while ago who cares)
>never had a bike so never learned how to ride
>my class is going on some shitty camping trip
>one of the activities is biking on a dirt trail on a hill
>figured it looked easy and I didn’t want to be the odd fag out so I elect to join in and see how it goes
>every other kid in the class is blazing through the woods without a care in the world and having a gay old time
>meanwhile I’m still trying to figure out the fucking thing and spend fifteen minutes playing catch up, all the while crashing into every bush in the fucking state
>decide “fuck this shit” and walk my bike out of the woods while trying to stop myself from crying
Fuck bikes

>>13055177
By tipping you're already paying a higher meal cost. Fuck me you're retarded.

>>13056052
Enjoy waiting an hour+ for your food instead of 25 mins just because you cant spare a few extra bucks, cheapfag

>Tfw when only driver I ever tipped was when I lived in Panama in Panama City, and the little tiny native Indian apetito24 driver I almost always got would bring me my food in 15 mins or less by speeding down the freeway in and out of traffic on his moped to my place and started bringing me 2 litres of soda instead of cans with my meals

Absolutely based little fella. You're a star Rodolfo. Miss you bud.

>>13055760
>because I'm fat
no, probably because they're so in a hurry and so used to not getting tips that they just fly for their next order, maximize benefits mentality

>>13056127
Cans are better than the two liter bottles. More carbonation. Better taste.

>>13055899
I keep seeing people say they make really high amounts and I just don't see how it's possible. I'm a "Top Dasher", and I reject almost all garbage pay orders. Yet $20 an hour, or $800 a week doing normal full time are almost impossible. The only assumption I can make here is that they're in busier areas, except that the schedules disappear faster in my part of town than anywhere else. So how these people are in areas even more active than mine seems a little difficult to fathom, unless the schedule just offers more openings for drivers at any given time.

>>13056705
I can definitely see them making bank in the Bay area

Gig econ pro tip:
Tipping isn't required and should be discouraged, chances are you'll never have the same driver twice.
So fuck them if they want to get paid, they can get a real job.

>>13055560
But why did the tracker say they came to my house? Why not just eat it around the corner of the restaurant?

>tipping after food instead of before

>>13056929
Tipping is based on service. Why would I tip before it's been rendered?

>>13051370
*teleports behind you*
*writes a good review with your phone*

>>13052455
That's not your job making it dangerous, that's your vehicle choice.

>>13055760
Take a shower

>>13051360
lol you think delivery boys are middle class

>>13051026
Do you enjoy doing your deliveries on your tiny bicycleta? Fag.

>>13057089
As a matter of fact I do you lazy mouth breather

>>13051026
I don't want car drivers to run me over and car fumes are probably poisonous to breathe to a minor extent.

>>13051391
Tell me more about your book fag

>>13051391
Fucking cagers.

>>13056848
I and plenty others just skip over those who don't pre-tip.
>>13056938
Because your order will just be skipped over and it may take longer until someone is desperate enough to take the order that isn't guaranteed a tip, regardless of how good their service is.

>>13052466
>Also, I never tip brown people, only Italians.
I got some news for you, anon.
https://youtu.be/Jsh4SvPdfl8?t=54

>>13058469
So it's extortion.
>Gee that's a nice meal you ordered, would be a shame if something happened to it. But for 20% I can make sure nothing does.

>>13058662

No, it's treason then

>>13052199
I'm genetically inferior. When I try to talk to women they look at me in disgust.

>>13058869
You'll fit right in here, welcome my fellow incel.

>>13051391
cager genocide when?

>>13050570
Lol no. Take out or make food yourself. Not tipping the driver who may have sampled or spat on my food because of his bad career choices.

>>13052241
i've been tweakin all week!

>>13051391
I was at this hotel right in front of where this happened just last month