/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13053357
Tell him to make the salad.

>>13053357
Get a new partner who doesn't feel the need to control you and what you purchase.

>>13053357
Don't wet it and there's no need to dry it.

>>13053357
Stop being a little subby for once in your life, and assert yourself.

>>13053357
>partner
kys faggot

Use a hairdryer, you bottom bitch.

>>13053357
>partner

Uhhhhh, yeah, it sounds like you're salad ia dry enough as it is.... lamofa

>>13053357
Just have your mother do it for you.
She was tossing my salad last night.

>>13053357
1. get a towel
2. wrap the wet leaves in it
3. get out on the porch/balcony
4. spin that bundle really fast and in large circles
congrats, you got yourself dry salad makings

>>13053357
>partner
dilate

>>13053357
>my partner
This isn't the wild west you dirty cunt.

>>13053357
Put your makings in a bowl much larger than their volume, take a couple sheets durable paper towel and bury into the greens. Toss gently. You might have to move about the towel to get good absorption all around. Obviously won't work as well as a spinner, but you know, with a fucking abusive partner you have more things to worry about than ever-so-slightly weepy dressing.

>>13053357
Just spin his salads instead... if you know what I mean

>>13053452
woman detected

>>13053480
Salad-tosser detected.

>>13053357
grow a pair

break up. your partners deserves better than some salad slunging hoe

>>13053357
>partner
>357
You know what you have to do.

>>13053357
>has a 'partner'
>is incapable of tossing a salad without machine aid

>>13053357

The only way

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oXKmAGUIDMs

>no sweetie, I said I don't want my SALAD TOSSED, not my salad SPUN

Buy a Salad Spinner, use it in front of them and say "What are you gonna do about it, Fuck Boi?"

>>13053849
Is this r/relationships?

>>13053357
Keep the salad spinner on the porch out back.

>>13053357
Where did the salad washing meme originate? It clearly does nothing since plain water isn't going to wash of bacteria or feces. You're literally just spreading it around on the lettuce. Instead of getting a faggot spinner just stop buying the cheapest possible lettuce from the cheapest possible store

Try dilating

>>13054026
It's to ensure an even coating of the flavicles.

>>13053357
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>13054026
nigger I bought some primo lettuce from the best organic farms in my state and that shit has all sorts of bugs and visible dirt on it. You must really love eating bugs if you don't give your lettuce a quick rinse

>>13054167
This is the best pasta because of how rare it is. It's not often that I see it and it's always funny in the context. Thanks anon.

>>13054026
>since plain water isn't going to wash of bacteria
Plain water will remove bacteria, but it's mostly for washing off any dirt, rocks, bugs, and those things which might be on there.

>>13054167
this is pasta but this is also unironically how women should be treated

husbands used to spank their wives too

>>13053357
>yet another thread about some issue relating to OP's boyfriend and food
You make a thread like this almost everyday.

Never wash my salad. Never seen any dirt or bugs. What's the deal

>>13053357
>My partner will not allow a salad spinner in our home.
TYRANY!

>>13054167
I almost typed how I'm not about violence but actually violence solves just about everything, based and redpipled even if it's pasta

>>13053357
Why ? It's just a salad spinner, and if he doesn't like it just drill your "partners" ass

>>13053357
Hire a Mexican to do it

>>13053357
>My partner will not allow a salad spinner in our home. Please instruct me how to dry my salad without one.
explain to the fat blob how salad works? why are you coming to us for interpersonal advice? all we do is talk about mcchickens and farts

>>13054026
the "cheapest possible lettuce from the cheapest possible store" is the mass-manufacture shit that has already been cleaned before packaging. Retard.

Why can't we just be nicer? I'm not going to use the word safespace, but /pol/ seems to be leaking into other boards

>>13054339
>>13057582
Ignore frogs. It's an indication of shitposting.

>>13053370

>>13053480
Trannies aren't women.

>partner
Burn in hell, sodomite

>>13053357
Just tell him to toss your salad for once. It might even make your relationship better if he does.

>>13054167

This is probably a LARP but still based and redpilled.

>>13059424
We remain celibate. He is asexual and I love him too much to make him uncomfortable with my own desires.

>>13053357
>partner
Why does your co-worker get to decide what you put in your home, OP? You're a fucking cop. Does your wife know about this?

>>13053357
Rape her.

>>13053357
just admit you're too poor to buy one

>>13054167
The only way to fix her is to destroy and rebuilt her as you see fit.

>whaaa how do I do x without a unitasker that does only x

with your fucking knife just like for everything else

>>13054215
>organic
there is your problem, spending more for shittier quality produce.

>>13053357
You're going to need to replace them eventually when they die of heart disease and butt cancer much sooner than you. Might as well do it now.

Just toss the salad femanons Jfc
- friendly anon mommies boy boobfanatic