/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13065831
Bread flour has more gluten and is better for flatbreads and makes chewier cookies which some people like, but it's not as good for biscuits and cakes where you want them to be tender. Cake/pastry flour has less gluten and is better for biscuits, cakes, etc. where you want them to be tender but isn't as good for bread where you want it to be a little chewier. All purpose flour is in the middle with gluten content and works okay for anything but isn't ideal for anything either.

The big problem with all-purpose flour is that it is usually not granulated enough for use in breadcrumb or roll dough. It needs to be fully mashed, not pulverized. And when used, it needs to be fully mixed, not just stirred. If you mix the yeast mixture, that means it isn't pureed (I've seen it referred to as granulated), so it's also harder to get good results. This means that most commercially made bread flour is made to be mixed with a lot of water--the granules are still on the bottom--which makes for a looser dough. For this reason, I recommend using "all-purpose flour" from the store when you are making bread. It does not require quite as much mixing, but that only goes a long way. The big advantage to all-purpose flour is its greater strength in binding than the high-protein bread flour from the grain store.

>>13065831
Covertly beefed my sister?

007 sandwich

>>13065831

James Bond Hamburgered my sister?

>>13065831
so that's why she gained all the weight

>>13065831
secretly pounded my sister?
doesnt make sense!

>>13065831
bond burgered

>>13065831
YOU BROSNON BIG MAC'd MY SISTER?

6th james bond actor
9th item on mcdonalds menu

>>13065877
The architect strikes again!

>>13065831
you spy sandwiched my sister

>>13065831
Bond, James Bond burgered my sister?

>>13065865
>>13065849
>>13065857
>>13066197
>>13066437
>>13066458
>>13066889
it's either
>>13065884
secretly pounded
>>13066446
69'd
or "Pierced In-n-out of your sister"

>>13066446
That would be pretty conveluded. And niche since it's only the 9th item on the menu in certain markets.

>>13065831
SILENTLY POUNDED

>>13065831
You boomer movie trashed my sister? She'll never date you again.

>>13067798
>conveluded

>>13065831
last night I bound and buggered your sister

>>13065831
>nice tux
>food

You took my sister out for a meal? That was nice of you :)

>>13065831
>highlight post
>right click
>click "search"
read, faggot

>>13067871
Kek, I've legitimately been spelling and pronouncing that wrong my whole life. Nobody's ever corrected me before, just assumed it was right.

>>13067960
It's pronounced
>[ˈkänvəˌlo͞odəd]
So you've probably been saying it correctly.

>>13068495
Stoopid Englich.

>>13065831
>Last night I pierced your sisters buns

Go home everybody

>>13068918
>last night i pierced buns your sister
>a burger is known as "buns"

>>13067754
Imagine unironically thinking this

>>13065865
wtf this is a beaver? I want to boop burger the beaver nose.

Literally here just to say i have no fucking clue what op means with that image

>>13065831
My sister is the Architect's latest... "project"?

>>13069053
gun bunned

>>13065831
Last night I goldeneye burgered your sister

>>13065831
You poisoned the food of my sister?! :O

>>13069053
pierced the buns is a good alternate

>>13065831
Silently dollar menu'd your sister

>>13069044
It's nonsensical on purpose. It doesn't have a real meaning.

last night I force fed a burger to your sister

>>13065831
Silently Burger my sister? thanks bro for feeding my sister, next time i invite you.

you dont have to tell me what happened but you do have to eat all the burgers

>6th james bond
>9th item on the menu
it's "last night i 69'd your sister"

>>13069665
thanks op

>>13065844
Thank you. That waws very helpful.

>>13065844
>This means that most commercially made bread flour is made to be mixed with a lot of water--the granules are still on the bottom--which makes for a looser dough.
this comment reads like a long string of non-sequiturs from a parking lot stoner. I would like to specially highlight how wrong this quote is. most store-bought AP flours only take a shit amount of water and it's impossible to develop a high-hydration bread

i do not understand

>>13069649
Thats a happy pierce brosnan

>>13069649

>>13069057
God I wish it was my sister.

>>13070243
Say what you want about body health and fitness but men love alittle jiggle, you cant fight biology.

>>13065831
Last night I gun burgered your sister

>>13071207
>appeal to nature
you are just a stinking slob, trained to consume obese slobs like you to preocreate retards that consumme even more than you.

>>13071232
>calling the woman pictured a slob
Calm down kiddo, with that attitude you will never find a woman. Because I feel only a hambulocetus would put up with you.

>>13071207
I consider attractive thicc women to be a form of fitness separate to fat

>>13071237
If we paired up every male and female statistically almost 70% of men will be with overweight, and half of those with obese, women

>>13071249
The chick in the picture isnt overweight by any means.
>>13071243
They are both fat dude, its just one exercises but maintains that weight on purpose, the other just eats and eats with no goal except pleasure of the taste buds. Also different people have different fat deposits but its still fat.

>>13071249
That's possibly the dumbest thing I've seen here for a week.
Most people on this planet can't afford to be fat.

>>13069952
Huh?