/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Ham and pineapple

1. Basil
2. Mushrooms
3. Pepperoni
4. Sausage
5. Green Peppers

>>13053921
This bitch would just have to work out once a week to be a fucking 9 at least, but she spends her time eating shit and looks like her daddy in all the places she shouldn't.

>God tier
Canadian bacon and pineapple, banana pepper, basil and tomato, chicken with alfredo sauce and spinach
>Good tier
Onion, bacon, anchovy
>Acceptable tier
Cheese, pepperoni
>Shit tier
Green peppers

>>13053921
i like my pizza with just 1 meat topping. favorite is some sort of spicy sausage or alternatively prosciutto

>>13053961
Fuck forgot some other common ones
>God tier
Fetta
>Good tier
Mushrooms, parmesan shreds
>Shit tier
Sausage, olives, jalapeno

>>13053921
that ass is disgustingly flabby

>>13053921
That's the most disgusting ass I've ever seen please delete your pic OP

>>13053982

>shit tier - sausage

Nope

>>13053921
anchovie
basil
pineapple with jalapeno

pepperoni
onion
sausage
olives

>>13053921
1. chicken, ham, pineapple

2. properly sizzled and curled pepperoni

3. deenz and black olives

fight me

>>13053921
how does she have that disgusting hanging man-ass and hanging thighs but no lovehandles? wtf? cool surgery?

>>13053921
Cheese

>>13053921
Depends on the mood. I did salami, onions, and banana peppers last time.

>>13053921
just pineapple

>>13053960
>looks like her daddy in all the places she shouldn't.
What the fuck does this even mean? Stop pretending to be an incel.

>>13054683
Not him, but she's Mick Foley's daughter, who's broad flat ass is notorious.

>>13053921
imagine thinking white women have nice asses

>>13054788
Okay, but even in OP's pic she has a juicy ass that's prime for squeezing. The guy I replied to is just going out of his way to hate on women.

>>13053921
tomato

I don't get the hate-for-pineapple-on-pizza meme. usually there's truth in memes but this just seems forced

>>13053960
>>13054788
>implying this isn't prime breeding material

Nothing but cheese.

>>13054919
Her face is busted as fuck and she will age worse than a dog because she's some Anglo whore. Not to mention that she's probably some radical feminist who can't cook for shit and doesn't want kids.

would not even touch with a ten foot pole/10

>>13054925
>I just have high standards!
>2/10 would not fug
Yeah ok, bud.

>>13054945
Not him, but her face isn't very attractive. She's average looking at best. Tons of random women that you pass in the street look better than her.

>>13054925
Post a pic of yourself

>>13054835
seems more like you're going out of your way to defend a woman. she's got an obvious man face, and we don't have to appreciate every rich cunt who wants to be an ethot

>>13054925
>she's probably some radical feminist who can't cook for shit and doesn't want kids.
I’m not seeing any negatives there.

>>13055047
I love how lefties are learning to just live the lie

>>13054835
Lol no that's just angles. She has mick Foley hips and ass. Its unmistakable and unfortunate

>>13055047
>t.

Dilate.

>>13055052
Okay I do admit I missed the bad at cooking part, that is a skill I think everyone needs to know how to do at least decently. But honestly if you’re not a feminist you’re just a bad person. And I never want to have kids, not interested. I wouldn’t be a good parent and frankly I don’t want the responsibility. World’s got enough people as it is anyway. Having children shouldn’t be a requirement for living, it should be a very serious decision to accept a responsibility that some people just can’t handle. It would be a cruelty for me to subject a child to my resentment over a sacrificed career. Maybe one day you’ll understand and stop being such a retard.

>>13055086
if you're a feminist you're objectively a bad person according to feminism, cuz chauvinism. but that's why you guys preemptively changed the definitions of bigotry so that you could do it.

>>13055086
I have no doubt at some point you have argued the better treatment of women is because they have kids, so why don't they have to have kids? Wouldn't that make women ridiculously privileged?

>>13055086
>t. dog mom

>>13055092
What?

>>13055097
I’m legitimately confused as to what you’re trying to say.

>>13055098
Straight white male, mid-20s, and currently dating a woman I love.

>>13055123
>supports feminism
>I'm legitimately confused
checks out

>>13055131
Whatever man. I just don’t get why you’re bringing up some hypothetical argument that I have never made before and I don’t really understand. Women are generally treated poorly by society. Granted so is everyone else but they really get the short end of the stick in most regards due to grease-stains like you.

>gorgonzola
>pepperoni
>minced beef
>red onion
Bake and then top off with
>lettuce
>sliced tomato
>sliced cucumber
>pickled habanero
>dressing (optional)

Yes, i am a recovering fatass, but i still demolish one of these at least once a month.

>>13055158
I hear a flappin.

>>13054063
>Cheese
A pizza without cheese is not a pizza.

>>13055158
>Women are generally treated poorly by society
Live that lie.

>>13053921
pepperoni and sausage

>>13055297
I can't decide how intellectually dishonest a person has to be to think the way you do. Probably no intellect at all, I guess. You just notice you don't get your end away as often as you want and decide it's because you're persecuted more than women are.

>>13053921
Pussy. Like OP suggested.

>>13055342
>person in the back has normal legs
>bitch on the right chugging a 2 liter of sugar water is morbidly obese
>thing on the left doesn't qualify as a human, or even an animal
I'd recommend putting it down, but most standard rifle rounds might be insufficient.

>>13053921
Chicken, olives (not kalamata, but regular black ones. fuck kalamata) and blue cheese.

The best pizza you've never tasted.

>>13054945
It's just as the anon said tho. She looks floppy and lazy when she could be prime with just a little exercise.
Binding her success to her wide hips while not having any actual substance in there. Literally relying on her skeleton to do the work. Those legs could be jooocy and that midsection could use some un-flopying.

>>13055086
If you admit you wouldn't be a good parent, why do you prenetd to be a good person on any measure?

>>13053921
Pepperonni, but with grilled cheese crust.

>>13053921
Id like to eat that pusy and ass for a topping if you know what im saying

>>13055158
>>13055123
You type like a woman pretending to be male on the internet (I'm a guy, btw)

>>13053921
Who?

>>13055618
Read the thread, faggot

>>13053921
hot braps

Black olives, anchovies, fresh tomato slices.

>>13054945
I wouldn’t even fuck her with your dick which seems to be pathetically erect for this literal who cunt

>>13054925
I can hear ur fat jiggling from here

>>13053921
She has the body of her father Mick Foley, and the brains of her mother some drooling simp.

>>13055816

His wife was a model. She looks nothing like pic related now though, she looks like Bruce Jenner now

>>13055158
>they really get the short end of the stick
The bitch you're dating does

>>13054925
I was with you until
>wanting kids
>wanting your fuck toy to cook for you
>actually trusting a woman to cook, ever
You're actually a femoid LARPing as a human aren't you

>>13054835
>white knighting anonymously on le 4chan

>>13054788
The motivational speaker??

What's wrong with you degenerates? The only right topping is more cheese.

>>13055954

Literally cheesey bread

>>13053929
my nigga

>>13055086
>denying the truth that men and women serve different purposes and should not hold the same positions in society
>denying your biological purpose of propagating your genetic material
>claiming to be a grown up but in the same sentence claiming not to be responsible enough to raise children
>Using overpopulation of chinese, indians, and africans to justify not having children
Like the other anon said, living the lie

>>13057145
>>Using overpopulation of chinese, indians, and africans to justify not having children
This one is my favorite part
>I’m smart and there are too many stupid people with no education having too many kids
>better not have kids myself while allowing these populations to continue breeding uncontrollably unhindered
>I’m sure the problem will just magically correct itself
How the fuck do people think like this? The clear solution is to do what a civilized intelligent group is designed to do, and continue having more children and STOP THE LESS ADVANCED GROUP FROM BREEDING

ALL YOUR PROBLEMS GONE IN ONE GENERATION

>>13055382
.45-70 will kill anything that walks on the planet, anon

>>13053921
>ctrl + f 'garlic'
>mfw 0 results

>>13053921
Basil
Cheese
Black olives
Jalapeño
Corn (not baby corn)
Onion
Oil
Cheese
Parm
Sauce
Focaccia dough.

>>13057206
So have a kid bitch tits. You have a pretty high opinion of yourself already. I'm sure your kids will be very well adjusted and not angry loners. We sure need more of those moron.

>>13055342
>2011

Both of these women are dead now

>>13057491
>I’m sure your kids will be very well adjusted and not angry loners
Is it of your opinion that every white child is an angry loner? Because if so, we have a place for you called reddit.

>>13053924
fpbp

>>13057403
How many bulbs should I add? 2? 3?

>>13057145
>>13057206
Anyone selfish and irresponsible enough to spawn a kid into this dystopian hellhole we've created should be immediately charged with felony child endangerment. Unmitigated cruelty.

>>13054945
Imagine not having standards

>>13059465
Women should just have their ovaries ritually and publicly ripped out in the town square after their first period. Then their vaginas burned shut with a branding iron. The nipples should be sliced off too. The breasts can remain as they hang as a reminder of their flawed existence.

A cleansing ritual, for their own good, and the good of society. Purify the sinful woman's body by removing the sin.

I would bury my face in her big Brapper.

>>13054925
Post body.

>>13057206
People don't seem to take seriously what is going on, probably a result of the general narcissism of today and everyone thinking they're smart when in reality almost no one is. IQ is dropping drastically and I am of the opinion that a society as advanced and convoluted as ours depends on the work of extremely intelligent individuals, and as we reduce the margins of extremely intelligent we stress the system and put us all in grave jeopardy

>>13054959
>>13059569
Do your worst, faggots.

>>13059853
>actually responding to mentally deficient lefties trying to make things about ego

>>13059853
>pulling down your pants
The only faggot here is you anon

>>13053924
Man of culture.

>>13053924

>>13054919
>worrying about "breeding material" when you will never breed

>>13053924
I discovered one day that bacon and pineapple is much much better than ham and pineapple.

Jalapeeeeeno and pineapple

>>13059853
Imagine posting this online.

>>13059906

no, not at all. it's exactly the kind of oversocialized, internet-brain-damage, shallow modern over-stimulated soft-bodied weak-minded retard that actually gives a shit what people eat on their pizza.

anyone with a life, a brain, and a soul, or at least two of the three, is not going to spend one second of thought, judgement, or emotion on whether or not people like fruit on their pizza.

1.A little bit of feta as extra cheese
2. Large mushrooms
3. Spinach
4. Small pieces of crispy bacon

>>13060778
You motherfucker have good taste.

>>13060778
Must know a nice pizza place that will do this for you, I've decided there's no point in ordering pizza with mushrooms because some jack ass minimum wage kid is going to think "mushrooms? gross haha!" and from then on treat the pizza like its just a pile of garbage.

>>13053921
Why does she have to be standing there with her ass pointed right at the camera? Have some goddamn self respect, put on some clothes.

>>13053921
meatball and bell pepper

>>13062235
shes trying to hide her huge gut. its a fat girl angle shot

>>13053921
pepperoni in the shape of 1M, have sex

>>13060010
this post is proof of how soy fruit on pizza is lmao

>Flat ass
>shitty Pizza with no toppings on it cept cheese and processed meat slices
Yawn merricuh
My mum has a fatter ass and makes much better pizza despite being 3x that thots age

>>13053924
Pepperoni is a good alternative to ham.

>>13059853
>Juicing for this...

>>13054919
She's cute. I'm so fuck lonely bros

>>13059853

I like diced tomato.

>>13053921
She got dat long butt

>>13053921
Anchovies, olives and onion
Prosciutto, button mushrooms and arugula
Peppers and Italian sausage
Mixed wild mushrooms and pancetta
Pesto, sundried tomatoes and extra pecorino

First is probably my favourite.

>>13053929
This plus some onions and it's GOAT

>>13053921
Bleh she is so chunky

>>13053921
Photographic proof that size isn't everything. The ass goes halfway down her thigh but it's flat as fuck

>>13059853
>No time stamp

>>13064854

>>13059853
Your skin looks rather dark, unfortunate

Chicken, bacon, mushroom on regular crust with Alfredo sauce.

On my second pizza, I like pepperoni, onions, and sausage. Regular crust, please.

>>13064899
fags like you should die. "alfredo" sauce doesn't belong on a pizza

>>13053921
pepperoni and jalapenos

>>13053921
Why only the cheesiest of cheese pizza will do

>>13064903
p fuckin tastey tho

>>13059853
This has to be shopped, right? How tall are you anon? 5'3"?

>>13065441
Looking at where that doorknob hits above his belly button I'd guess him around 5'2 or 5'3. Definite manlet territory

>>13065441
>>13065450

>>13065441
>>13065450
Two lefties

i came to this thread to talk about pizza and you fucking retards ruined it. what the fuck?

FOOD AND COOKING.

>>13065488
You could have posted your pie toppings preference and tried to get the thread on track but no you'd rather pitch a fit about it and expect someone else to do it. And for the record the best pizza is bbq sauce, provolone, mozzarella, and gouda cheeses, pulled pork, black olives, banana peppers, and onion. Go fuck yourself

>>13065488
Don’t post ugly bitches, someone will call them ugly and a woman or white knight will be forced to come in

>>13065455
>btfo by weaponized autism

>>13065488
My local Greek restaurant also offers pizza with a disgusting amount of toppings and their pasta sauce as the base. My favourite by far is their Ten Rich Toppings special plus anchovies: Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Mushrooms, Shrimp, Black Olives, Onions, Green Peppers, Cheese, and house sauce. It's a greasy and soggy mess, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>13053921
Will this fat bitch ever stop eating

>>13053921
my jaw clenches because I want to take a bite of her haunches
god fucking damnit I want to eat that ass

>>13053921
>S-Tier:
Pepperoni & Black Olives
/thread

>>13053921
...p-p-pepperoni!

>>13062235
hur dur have sex

:D

Basil.

>>13053921
Sausage

Has anyone had tuna on a pizza? Surprisingly good. Also the small pickled cocktail onions are good on some pizzas.

toss the pizza
rape the bitch

>>13065519
wow, that's the largest inch i've ever seen

>>13053921
The blonde sitting on the pizza

>>13054925
The only reason you let a woman even near a flame is if you work all day and its cheaper than eating at a restaurant every night. Otherwise men are far superior at cooking as in all things.

>>13053921
Gorgonzola, pancetta and caramelised onion. Sweet, salty, savory. Maybe rocket

>>13053960
Have sex

>>13067965
have sex

>>13055158
Based

>>13066830
That goes without saying

>>13069932
I swear, at least some of these transgendered athletes are just DoubleSwee in disguise

>>13069943
This the same DoubleSwee that did the autistic Krabby Patty video? He's a transman now?

>>13069959
DoubleSwee did the Krabby Patty video, yes
He's not transgendered, no
It's a joke about how these other people look like him

>>13069959
DoubleSwee is still a man and he goes to GCU, you know, that scam college that is always advertising on tv

>>13069972
>>13069973
Great. I thought they had claimed another one.

>>13053921
Best pizza topping? cunnys

>>13069932
>>13069943
How did this ever even happen in the first place, I dont understand how it happened I really dont, Someone had to actually sit down and say that bigger and stronger men dressed as women can compete in womens sports, I dont get it, I dont get how that ever happened or why it still goes on after the first time some retard allowed it. Do people just sit on the sideline completely oblivious to the fact that one man on the womans team dominates the entire game? What the actual fuck is going on in peoples minds when they watch that and think nothings wrong? Why isnt anything being done about it? Not even the women complaining does anything? Its fucking bonkers.

>>13071105
Don’t worry m8, women were involved and the issue got taken care of quickly

>>13054945
did the mafia had a free for all on her knees or why do they look so busted?

>>13053921
Ham, pineapple, black olives, and green bell peppers all on the same pizza

>>13055582
What is the dude doing at around 0:19?

>>13055422
That pic really brings it out better, she does lack a certain pertness

>>13055729
What exactly do the fresh tomato slices add to the dish?

>>13071125
fresh tomato

>>13071182

>>13054004

Why is Adam Sessler delivering pizzas to jumpsuit ladies?

Best pizza topping is the sauce because if it's good it will carry everything else.

Italian Sausage
Blue Cheese
Black Olives
Artichoke
Mushrooms

Some combination thereof (but not all of them)

>>13071105
I for one can't wait for trannies to hold every world record in women's sports. Why should women have their own sports to begin with? It's like the special Olympics, it is just there to give someone a chance because they can't actually compete with the good athletes. Women these days need a reminder that men are better at literally everything

>>13071265
I get what youre saying, even mentally deficient men outperform women.

>>13071265
If girls are allowed in the Boy Scouts, why not.

>>13053921
Pickled red capsicum, red onion and garlic sauce
Salami
Black olives
A few anchovies maybe

>>13053921
Wh*te """women""" (Cows)

>>13054835
Back to red dit

>>13072404
White women are the gold standard to the point where other races women are just individual porn niches
>wh*tes
Ah I see you’re offended

>>13055052
All they can do is cope now
>"I never wanted a house and a good Job that could support my wife and kids anyway!"

>>13072426
Hmm, who would need to have living standards if all the kids are being had by nonwhites who are used to treating their spawn like crap