/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13068684
>feet loaf

>>13068684
Bump

>>13068684
That's way too uneven to cook properly.
It will be dried out at the toes and raw in the middle.
Pretty spooky alright.

>>13068688
pretty cool desu

>>13068959
The real scare is the potential food poisoning from eating raw ground beef.

>>13068684

>>13069062
>cooking with children
Is there anything more frustrating?

>>13068688
>vodka (optional)
lol not on my watch

>>13068684
My local grocery store was selling these, just the raw meat + onion. No ketchup. It was like 4.99/lb.

>>13069062
>eyes made from cheese
So what's the black dot? Food coloring? They spent half of this webm showing them wrap each individual hot dog but couldn't be bothered to show that part for 3 seconds?

>>13069146
It looks like it might just be a hole poked through the cheese.

>>13068684
I'm gonna puke.

>>13068684
who the fuck cuts a meatloaf with a knife? also great way to ruin a what would have been a half way decent meatloaf

>>13069199
Who the fuck makes this garbage and then posts it

>>13069216
>Who the fuck makes this GARBAGE
i see what you did there

>>13069199

>>13069216
Just admit it was funny anon

>>13069226
>put the safety seal in the sandwich
looks about right

>>13068684
i never know if i love or hate these videos

>>13069153
That ink is gonna be a bitch to get out of that coat.

>>13069226
do americans...?

>>13069197
damn looks like a good sandwich

>>13069226
I hate food waste.

>>13069421

>>13069226
>didnt even bite into it
Pusy

>>13069421
The only food wasted in that video was the bread you fatso

>>13068688
Wont the ice taste like rubber gloves

>>13069197
how leave not egg break

>>13069199
What else would you cut it with? Scissors? Sword? Hacksaw?

>>13069197
egg man leave how not egg to leave with egg break. (Egg man: "You're out. Go home. Egg man is out."): This leads to an interesting situation of egg man walking past with egg breaks (and not being egg man), egg guy taking a break but egg man still walking by still egging at the end: it does not tell the reader that egg man is still egging at this point, and this means that a certain amount of time has passed, which further indicates the situation of "egging a break". Egg man walk past egg break (Egg man: "I bet that chick is hot!"): This leads to another situation where egg man can't tell the reader that egg man is still egging at the end of the sentence, and there is no actual break in the sentence. Egg man: The egg man is out (1). The eggman is out. He has just egged a break that is not egg man. Eggman walk past egg break (Egg man: "I bet that chick is hot!"): It looks like he is egging while egging

>>13069197
HDEGO?

>>13069471
it says powder free

>>13069646
the powder isnt what tastes like rubber

>>13069709
Huh?

>>13069471
I tried to make handshaped sausages using gloves once, but I used nitrile rather than latex. Didn't taste like the gloves at all, but some of the fingers came during degloving.

>>13069482
your fork like a normal person

>>13069748

>>13069756
Maybe I should give it another try. Just get some more binder in the mix.

>>13069093
>Sandra Lee
you fucking stop that.

>>13069761
Is it safe to cook on latex?

>>13069435
Australians are fucking weird.

>>13069761
not red enough and you didn't add chicken bones to freak people out

>>13069842
indeed

>>13069748
>>13069756
>>13069761
Why though?

>>13069834
I don't know. I boiled some nitrile gloves with water in them as a test at first and they held up nicely. Never gave latex ones a try.

>>13069946
I was bored and I had some gloves.

>>13069750
What? You just dig into it with a fork? If you use a knife you can get a nice even slice.

>>13069748
>>13069756
>>13069761
>>13070090
I remember you making a thread for this.

>>13069842
Only one of them is from Oz

>>13069153
>koreans

>>13070493
>chinese

>>13069435
Man that How To channel's really gone places.

>>13069197
>filename
Good job anon

Why don't we love our breadqueen that much anymore?

>>13069748
>>13069756
>>13069761

>>13069197
b iow deis he dget outr of rthere wuithout tbreakkig rthr eggs

>>13070594

>>13070570
Worst Korea has the best food.

>>13068688
nice

>>13068684
>ketchup on meat loaf

>>13070493
>>13070505
>insectoids

>>13068684
Not gonna lie, that looks pretty good and I may make it.

>>13070642
He lives in there. At least until his debt to the Egg-King has been paid off.

>>13068684
That's fucking stupid.

>>13070590
>italian word
>italian word
>italian word
>BACON
Huh?

>>13069226
>white sugar
>im not racist
>puts sugar on sugar on sugar on bread
>DIEUHBEEEEETUS SANDWIDGE SO FUNNAH
Why do kids make these videos

>>13070590
looks disgusting

>>13070594
because i haven't spammed her in every thread for a while

>>13071020
We don't have a word for bacon as done by Americans so we just either call it 'bacon' or 'American pancetta.' We also lack a word for American barbecue so we just call it 'barbecue.

>>13071411
That's all nasty-ass cake """"""""donuts"""""""" are good for.

>>13069028

>>13069226
did he put the metal foil underneath the nutella?

>>13069153

Based kid

>>13070573
why are they all so white?

>>13069761
Rather than more binder, I think you just needed to work the mix more so it emulsifies.

>>13071414
Imagine being one the most skilled bartenders in the world and having to call that thing "sir" just because it has money.

>>13071828
>>>/pol/

post more weird/cringe webms please i want to

>>13070594
lemme go ahead and BREAK MY FUCKING NOSE for this stupid shit

anyone got the video of the oil bolognese?

>>13068754
can I serve it with #15 burger king foot lettuce?

>>13070570
what's the batter?
someone plz

>>13071573
it was a better time.

>>13069226
>Doesn't even try it
What a loser

>>13071828
>doesn't even take the plastic off the baloney

>>13068688
too little vodka

>>13071828
I feel so bad for widowers

>>13068684
Overseasoned desu

>>13069028
Ok boomer

>>13069329
this is china, you get new coat for 2-5$

>>13070590
Fries would've been better as a side, but it sounds interesting.

>>13070573
>filename
it actually looks very tidy and clean. What's your fucking problem?

>>13069077
"""Cooking"""

>>13069153
Asians are an alien race

>>13072719
But don't you also have to work half a year to earn that fiver?

>>13072753
eww, I was expecting him to throw that plate into a steamer of something

>>13072733
True

>>13072644
:(

>>13069819
Wasn't it the producers who made it all shit?

>>13072778
I don't know what it says about me that I'd still rail the absolute piss out of that thing.

>>13070590
Does anyone know where this came from? I fucking need one

>>13072902
fat

>>13072778
>ET.jpg
More like QT.

>>13072908
If I find out where they make these sandwiches I will be

>>13071554
>ramen in beer glass instead of bowl
>"oh em gee it's beer ramen, so random and funny :OO"
I fucking hate gimmick restaurants. Has there been a worse trend in recent years?

>>13071828
At first I laughed then I realised he's got Parkinson's. My grandpa got diagnosed 6 months ago he's already become much slower when I visit I have to help him cut his food:(

>>13068684
im not sure I really buy into the illusion an onion is a bone

>>13069062
what the fuck? is the person wrapping the dogs disabled or something?

>>13069197
the king has arrived

>>13072667
its for white people they cant handle too much alcohol

>>13072961
You're right.
Irish and slav subhumans should stop calling themselves white.

>>13069761
DO
AMERICANS
REALLY???

>>13070570
i want to touch her

>>13070573
wtf? how are they getting the milk while underwater? do they have a nice female passenger or something?

>>13072057
>she is breaking her nose by smushing it on pastry!

u r so dumb

>>13072982
They get it from whales and dolphins.

>>13071930
cope

>>13071554
im gonna hit the lady in the beginning

>>13072057
I hope you fled this thread and reseted your router in shame for this post.

>>13071828
damn

>>13072644
>YOU WILL NEVER BE CLOSE ENOUGH TO SOMEONE TO DO THIS

WHY LIVE

>>13072832
She didn't create her own recipes that's for sure.

>>13069197
xDDDD lmao egg king
how does he get out fellow redditors???

>>13072753
>lunch :)

>>13072991
:(

>>13073022
i think... i think he just like... jumps out of there... ya, ya i think thats what he does

>>13073022

>>13072982
>>13072991

>>13072727
Bazed kurd killer

>>13072965
holy shit that cope

>>13072961
>its for white people they cant handle too much alcohol
that is the single dumbest thing i've ever heard, most of us would literally die from detox if we stopped drinking, case in point >>13069093

>>13072707
stfu retard

>>13073130
>Mike Stoklasa
>white

>>13071828
imagine being one of the most skilled lyricists period and having to call that little undercut twink "sir"

>>13072864
someone send help i have 14,000 memes all in 1 folder, its out of control

>>13073169
>one of the most skilled lyricists
I have my doubts about that

>>13072753
holy fuck my webm got reposted
popping a bottle in honor of this great ck moment

>>13073158
whiter then you muhammad

>>13073192
I'm glad I could brighten your day, anon, but I also really hope you find something better to feel proud of.

>>13073211
no worries man, i got a thing or two :)

>>13069197
>How does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

Well, you can't.
In fact, there are actually three main ways:
First of all, you'll want an egg for each, but you can easily get more and more, depending on your eggs. The eggs you want are ones that can break if broken in the oven, and they have to be at least 8 inches across. If they're not, get the next closest size.

Second, you'll want to fill in your holes with foil and cover them with the same foil. This will give you a solid surface on which to drop an egg. And, when in doubt, cut the foil off and discard the egg.

Finally, you may just need a plate with a lid. Either on the back or a tray.

Then, after you've reached that point — egg-dropping level 5 — simply put the lid of the plate into your oven and let it bake. When you think it's ready, simply take the lid off your plate, remove the lid from your pan, and put the pan back

>>13069226
he put the fukcing foil on the sandwich

>>13073301
>when you drink so much soylent your muscles degenerate to the point you can't even open the bottle

>>13072992
>implying white supremacy isn't people using their race to cope for the fact that they're worthless

>>13072644
I'll bet a tenner there is at least one of his bodily fluids in those.

>>13073301
marfan syndrome?

>>13073301
Why does this need to exist? Can't you just grab a towel or a shirt if can't get a good grip with your bare hands?
I refuse to believe that any adult is straight up too weak to open a bottle.

>>13073445
Just run the top under hot water and let thermal expansion do the work

>>13073301
Truly spooky.

>>13072644
What the hell is wrong with her?

>>13073384
>everyone on /pol/ is a white supremacist
don't be dumb

>>13073700
have sex

>>13073720
Dilate

>>13073750
cringe

>>13073776
Ok, but you still gotta dilate, sweaty

>>13069153

>>13073808
will do, although im not the guy you talked to earlier

>>13073819
>guy
Wow, how dare you gender someone else? How insensitive could you possibly be to assume someone's gender?? IT'S 2019 YOU MISOGYNIST

>>13073857

O N E J O K E
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J
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>>13073857
Whatever you were before, you're a man now. Deal with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcLIfSC4OE

>>13069226
that's so wacky and random xDDDD

>>13073857
fuck off back to lleddit with your b8

>>13073884
What was all that karate he was doing when he shook it

>>13073781
Vomit

>>13073384
>implying well over 99% of the world population that is currently, and has every lived, wasn't massively racist
Sure am glad we live in the only generation that's got it right so far

>>13072954
autistic fat child with control freak vlogger mom

>>13073907
Looks like schiff

>>13070594
The look on the bakery rabbi's face at the end is priceless.

>>13071573
I'm trying to figure out why someone would make this comment. Does seeing white people trigger you or something?

>>13073445
>Why does this need to exist
for people with disabilities and old people

>>13073384
I use white supremacy to cope because it's the only way I can suspend my disbelief that the violent, mentally retarded underclasses are the same species as me.

>>13073907
Everytime I see this horrifying creature I worry he's going to materialize from my monitor like the girl from The Ring and unhinge his jaw like a snake and devour me alive. No live human being or simulacrum thereof has ever triggered my sense of uncanny valley as much as this demon.

>>13071803
>Animal Planet

>>13069153
I just overwrote the israeli space probe's data with this

>>13074704

>>13068684

>>13068684

>>13074966
Jesus christ, I knew the British were subhuman but this is something else.

>>13070594
I guess you can say that she's
>Inbread

>>13071828
Imagine serving in ww2 and having to outlive your wife then make a video on how to make egg sandwiches while battling Parkinson's only to be in a Bait comment.

>>13074966
I hope ate last four people shared this.

>>13074965
What the fuck is up with that bite at the end? It's like the guy is a fucking rat with very outward middle teeth

>>13073301
The fuck is his pinky doing?

>>13074875
Is that a marshmallow with meat inside?

>>13075060
How do you look at that and see meat?

>>13075064
The core has a pinkish inside with a dark brown outside, the texture looks similar to finely ground hamburger. It looks like meat to me. Take your time answering my question, though. You'll get a better screencap if you pretend to know.

>>13072727
Saw someone try to do these games at the weekend and it was just a sad parody, no skill at all

>>13073809
fuck chinks

>>13073856
This is fucked

>>13075074
>It looks like meat to me
Then you might be retarded, because it's clearly chocolate chips and some kind of candy. It looks absolutely nothing like ground meat. It isn't even pink, it's brown. Do you need glasses?

>>13074966
doner meat and chips is godly food

>>13075124
I've never seen someone older than 3(I assume) get so mad about candy before. You're doing great.

>>13075156
Nice damage control over your poor eyesight.

>>13075156

He's not getting mad at candy, he's getting mad at a moron like you.

>>13075097
Why are you so upset? It's no different than eating any other animal.

>>13075059
I was actually looking forward to seeing a new deviled eggs recipe and was immediately disappointed.

>>13073871
Thanks for this. I'm going to start saving my eggshells now.

>>13075233
You can't just steal random animals on the street for dinner you know

>>13075193
I really hope this place got shut down for this.

>>13073809
>>13075097
My grandmother is asian and one time while she was out on a nature walk or a hike she found a frog or a toad or something. She broke it's legs, placed it under her hat because she didn't have any bags to hold onto it, and walked back home to eat it. Apparently the frog was heard chirping in pain the entire time. I wish my dad never took that yellow pill, I don't want any of this in me.

>>13075233
>snatching random animals off of the street
>suffocating them inside of a plastic bag
>DIS NO DIFFLENT FROM EAT STEAK CHING CHONG
deng pls

>>13075254
>Steal random animals
They don't belong to anyone. Also, I very much doubt the Chinese government caresc

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Pests_Campaign

>>13075297
>suffocating them inside of a plastic bag

Literally the same thing happens on an industrial scale in the chicken/egg industry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny9jV-SW5bo

>>13075046
>It's like the guy is a fucking rat with very outward middle teeth
>New York

>>13075311
>thing that chinese person does is bad
>OK BUT HERE'S SOMEONE WHO ISN'T (MAYBE?) CHINESE DOING THE THING THAT'S BAD I GUESS CHINESE AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL HMMMM???
It's difficult to comprehend someone with only a basic understanding of the English language, Deng. How many more years of shitposting before they let you see your wife and kids again?

>>13071573
It's the Navy. It's a submarine in the Navy. What were you expecting?

>>13075330
Do you eat chicken and or eggs? I'm just trying to see if you consistently apply your standards, and are not just throw ad hominems at others.

>>13073511
She's a woman.

>>13075342
CIDF begone

>>13075373
>ad hominem
Not an argument.

Btw I think China is a dystopian hellhole not that it is relevant to the conversation.

>>13068754
heheghegh

>>13073798
I'm a fat cunt but even that is too much jesus christ.

>>13068684
you've insulted my culture

>>13075039
I think we both know that it was at most two.

>>13072667
its something you drink socially lahey, not something you drink alone in your room on a friday night.

>>13075058
He obviously has some kind of bone disease.

>>13075193
This is either the Gold Coast or a middle of nowhere mining town.

>>13073301
im surprised he can even hold the thing upright for that long

>>13072727
mess hall, called the defac in other branches. im sure youre just trolling though but you still got my (you)

>>13070573
>being miles under the sea with a lot of men for months
no wonder they turn gay

>>13073798
you call that a torta?

>>13072727
eateries on ships or subs are referred to as a "mess" or a "galley" typically

>>13068688
>lychee and blueberry punch
sounds tasty desu

>>13075585
literally just a pizza roll

>>13073907
how can he get away? where are those bodies? there is won't be justice for those childreb

>>13075645
I want her to smother my face with her ass cheeks

>>13075193
i would like that glass before smell it

>>13075661
Real BBQ is glorious

>>13068684
Aww yes nigger feet, classic

>>13075431
He needs more milk

>>13074903
What the fuck
H
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F
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>>13075826
Besides using activated charcoal instead of food coloring, this seems fine

>>13075058
Providing stability. I hold pint glasses the same way

>>13069226
>people STILL don't know that carbs and starches are what cause cause diabetes the most than just pure table sugar
The only thing that sandwich will cause is pancreatic failure rather than diabetes first.

>>13072753
>Slice a bit of raw food
>Put it in the plate
Look mommy, I'm a chef!

>>13075836
squid ink is still the patrrician choice

>>13075059
God damn those fucking overcooked eggs

>>13073434
>>13075431
>>13075813
>>13073301
He needs the healing power of the crystals

>>13074955
Fucking Asians man

>>13074958
imagine all this faecal particles.

>>13069197
Any one knows how much for that succulent sandwich?

>>13072961
>its for white people they cant handle too much alcohol
other than fucking tequila, we're making pretty much all of the hard liquor in the world. also, this shit is for women, which is why the alcohol content is low

>>13071828
Don't be high and hungry on /ck/ because that looks delicious

>>13075290
your dad fucked your gradma?

>>13073809
They are literally insects. That's a praying mantis in a shirt and trousers.

>>13073871
Eggshells must be properly disposed of.
You need to crush them up in your hands throw them in the trash/compost/chickencoop.
Otherwise a witch will steal them and use them to make a boat and then hassle people at sea.

>>13073479
Wouldn't you want to run it under the cold tap?
Expansion will only make everything fit together tighter.

>>13075717
>>13075439
>>13075256
gay

>>13076464
No Idiot he is obviously talking about his dads in-laws who are asian. Reading comprehension.

>>13076520
Nope. The cap, being exposed to the direct heat, will get hotter than the neck underneath, expand more than the neck, and pull away. Oxy does the trick every time.

>>13076564
This, also I think the metal cap tends to have a higher expansion coefficient than the glass underneath so even if they both get hot it doesnt matter as much because the metal will still end up loosening.

>>13076564
It expands in both directions, though.

>>13073907
His going to die from some degenerative disease. Screencap if you want.

>>13075290
There there. Do you look more white than Asian?

>>13076295
Oh, so that OP wasn't fucking around.

>>13069226
Do Americans really...

>>13075826
C
F O O D
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>>13073789
This fag got annoying pretty quick

>>13074966
Why does Britbong doner meat look like leather?

>>13075661
Food>sex, dont @ me incels

>>13076481
I dont even attempt it

>>13075039
If they're anything like me, they ordered it shitfaced thinking it would be great, ate about 1/8th of it before falling asleep, wake up, regret their purchase, and then throw it away because it's objectively shit food.

>>13075104
intp at its finest

>>13075193
somebodies getting a good tip

>>13073781
Leave it to the British to ruin a fucking burger.

>>13075957
somebody needs to be shot for this

>>13076496
>Eggshells must be properly disposed of.
>You need to crush them up in your hands throw them in the trash/compost/chickencoop.
>Otherwise a witch will steal them and use them to make a boat and then hassle people at sea.
this guy knows whats up

>>13072671
He's single. An ex Hollywood extra and musician. Doesn't have kids either.

>>13070590
Aww shit, I want one of these.

>>13075193
This is a based party trick

Not a webm but what is going on with my burgers? Is this normal?

>>13072644
My gf is scared by the littlest thing and it pisses me off, I'll sneeze or cough or open a door and shell fucking scream

>>13077361

Same. And if I make even the smallest noise or something she says "are you okay!???" And then I get pissed and sarcastically say "no, I'm dying. Come on, I just dropped my keys (or whatever)." Then she gets mad and says geez sorry for caring about you.

Fucking women man. So overdramatic.

>>13077304

Looks like you've got ground beef with tons of water and fat. Covering and crowding the pan like that doesn't help either.

>>13075059
Sara's food normally looks edible but she really fucked up those eggs

>>13077371

Nah it's 4 burgers. They turned out alright but I was afraid the grease would boil over the sides.

I agree it's crowded. But shouldn't I be cooking them covered?

>>13077371

And I didn't add any water. Just a little olive oil.

>>13077361
I fucking hate that shit. I have a neighbor like that. One night she started screaming and banging on walls like she was being turbo-raped so I called the cops. They showed up and she was alone in the house; she thought had seen a mouse and it scared her.

She does that shit about once a month and it sets off my fucking PTSD like nothing else.

>>13076097
you mean fucking japaneses

>>13069077
People that let their kids 'help' at the self checkout line.

>>13077304
Ask in another thread you faggot.

>>13068688
actually good webm

>>13077361
Mine too, that dumbass meme of like the girl screaming in the car while everything is going fine is totally true

>>13074950
why is he wearing an isis shirt?

>>13073445
disabled people and old people.

most things you see that are like "lazy people lol" are for disabled people. my pops has 1 hand and shit like this would make his life easier.

>>13076844
Huh?

>>13074958
>wipe their arses with their bare hands
>cook with their bare hands

yeah no ...

>>13076080
I had forgotten about that shit

>>13076658
because it's made with the cheapest / scrap meat , brit dont care since they are always piss drunk when they consume kebab .

>>13074950
I wanna punch his retard face so bad

>>13072644

>>13070594
She's fucking cute.

>>13073022
He just uses the eggsit.

>>13076080
oh how i miss old /b/