/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I hate this down syndrome looking disgusting shouting annoying insufferable flaming homo fat fuck.

>>13074432
Gross

>>13074432

Did that guy purposely get his neck roll tattooed?

>>13074432
>Arab shit
Not gonna fall for it today, libtard (((leaf)))

>>13074432
I listened to him on a podcast the other day and he was really funny and chill. Idk why he triggers the autists here so bad

Do non-Americans really?

>>13074558
>chill
This dipshit is the literal exact opposite of that word. Kill you're self.

>>13074558
Probably because of how unashamedly fat he is

>>13074616
Just because he swears a bunch? Hes a hick from canada. That's just how they talk.
>>13074621
Most people on /ck/ are fat

>>13074432
Matty Matherson is such an unlovable faggot. He seems like a decent enough cook, but listening to him for more than 5 minutes makes me wanna commit suicide

>>13074621
This, among many other reasons

>>13074716
No because he's incapable of talking at a volume of less than 120 decibels for longer than 3 seconds. Fucking loud, fat and obnoxious. There's no better living example of "boor" than he.

>>13074432
YAAAAAY YOUTUBE CELEBRITY THREAD!!!!!!!!!

>lamb
>in a donair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcDpg-6D9VI

>>13074432
0 percent based

>>13074558
based and whisky ginger pilled

>>13074800
MAGA

>>13074558
he's the epitome of a an annoying californian hipster douche

>cooks a basic dish
>throws in profanities and shit like "this lasagna taste so good it's gonna get you laid guaranteed" "wow i'm so zany xD" to make his videos more "hip"

>>13076603
>californian hipster douche
He is from Newfoundland or some shit, he is about as far from a Cali douche as you can get, he doesn't even sound remotely like he is American

Jesus fucking christ, is his voice more grating than usual in this video or are my laptop speakers too tinny for this cunt?

>>13076607
obviously you don't have to be from california to act like you're from california retard

i bet this fat fuck listens to a lot of rap he read about on pitchfork

>>13076624
>obviously you don't have to be from california to act like you're from california retard
He acts like a Canadian hick, he doesn't act or speak anything remotely like a Californian, "retard"

>>13076624
>rap

lol he was in the punk scene for a decade hence all his shitty tattoos

>>13074747
[TIPPING INTENSIFIES]

>>13076647
>he was in the punk scene
you just proved my point. he is a poser and a faggot and he listens to a lot of kendrick lamar and playboi carti

>>13076670
>was in the punk and grim scene throughout the 90s
>is a poser

why are you this triggered about some fat redneck Canadian lol

>>13076672
because he's a faggot. is that hard for a retard like you to understand? or are you an annoying faggot too?

>>13076670
>he listens to a lot of kendrick lamar and playboi carti
He listens to obscure screamo stuff from the looks of his instagram at least lately

>>13076675
imagine being this triggered about some fat redneck from Canada lol everything you've said about him has been completely false too

>>13076677
>He listens to obscure screamo stuff

jesus christ

>>13074463
He doesn't support Trump at least, amirite?

>>13076603
>>13076624
>>13076670
>>13076675
>>13076684
So what you're saying is he is based as fuck

>>13074432
>SHIT FUCK YEAH IT WAS GOOD FUCKING SHIT NOW I WANT A CUP OF COFFEE AND A BLOWJOB YEAH SHIT FUCK

>>13076738
>did he just say blowjob? holy shit guy is hella based y'all! where can i get tats like this?

>the comments
>no one knows this is supposed to be Döner
>people comparing it to Gyros, which is a version of Shawarma
holy shit

>>13076871
They're all practically the same thing sperg.

>>13076881
are you retarded?

>>13074432
Good god, is that what a human pepe would look like??

His whole schtick of looking weird, being obese and having a weird voice wore out pretty quickly.

“Cum sauce, sweet, sweet cum sauce.”

— Matty Matheson

>>13076908
Its like arguing over hamburgers. There's different recipes and they can be served different ways but they're still just fucking burgers.

>>13077056
t. retard who has never had actual shawarma, or actual döner

friendly reminder that donair = kebab

>>13077121
The kebab is the meat on the skewer, you dumb bastard.

pic related is Döner

>>13077136
this.

>>13077121
Friendly reminder that tacos are just cheese burgers

>>13076645
>He acts like a Canadian hick
Canadian hicks don't act like hyper-ADD retards for the Youtube toddlers on tablets audience and would just call this guy a fag.

>>13077136
>>13077148
shish kebab is meat on a skewer as the word "shish" refers to the skewer and "kebab" means cooked meat

now apologize immediately

Honestly it looks like the fat fuck jerked off into his flatbread, and now he's licking his lips in anticipation of recycling his precious fluids.
That's my take from the thumbnail at least.

>>13077151
Fuck...

>>13077159
nah, when you only say kebab, you're talking about meat on skewer and nothing else. with others you have to specify

>>13077151
Even when they're beef-tongue chunks or the fungus from corn?

>>13077164
that is just a colloquialism that been formed and not correct usage of the word

>>13077161
do you avoid all foods that look like bodily fluids or poop?

>>13074432
Dudes great stop your bitching and go back to the basement ya faggot

>>13077164
>when you only say kebab, you're talking about meat on skewer
Nah, most folks call that "shishkabob" specifically.
Kebab is the chicken wrap at the dingy Turkish place.

>>13077178
No. I'm just saying that it looks like the newfie faggot jerked off into his flatbread.

>>13077176
cope

>>13077193
cope with the fact you are admitting youre a retard?
done

>>13077196
>it's only the truth NOW but used to be different
cope.

>>13077200
these words havent changed their formal meaning in thousands of years

>>13077217
>formal

>>13077223
you can bastardize any interpretation of a word by using it for slang

>>13077225
>bastardize

>>13077235
im going to shish you right into oblivion kiddo

>>13077192
lole you’re not wrong.
also he fucked up, the original donair sauce is made with sweet condensed milk.

>>13077266
Both versions are correct, the sweetened condensed milk version is just thicker.

>>13074432
A shitty meatloaf sandwich covered in what is essentially a cake glaze and vinegar, made by a screaming obese man who sounds like he hasn't hit puberty yet.

>>13077121
friendly reminder that (You) = retard

Damn Matty is really rustling someone's jimmies itt. Guess we'll have to make threads about him constantly now that he has a new show.

>>13077155
Are you retarded? They absolutely do. Who's the guy who hits jumps on shitty snow mobiles and has a mullet and says "I'm gonna send it"

How can one man be SO based?

>>13077384
That's still not the same thing as pandering to the youtube toddlers on tablets audience. He's aping Pewdiepie and it's fucking annoying.

>>13077331
Nah, Matty's just the focus group approved version of Action Bronson.

>>13077399
He must never feel as secure as when he’s getting a new tattoo

>>13077400
Okay so first he was a california hipster, and now hes imitating a swedish guy who plays video games. Just admit you hate the guy for no real reason. It's fine dude

He can be a bit annoying but I enjoy his enthusiasm for food and cooking.

>>13077458
I'm not even that california guy and the reason I hate this fat fuck is because he talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded, I don't care what you decide to call it.

>>13077300
not an argument

>>13077601
Nor is donair the same as döner, so my statement is more true

>>13077491
Right so you dont have a real reason. He swears too much for your sensitive ears. Its fine

>>13077616
At no point did I mention cussing, faggot. How much is fatlard paying you? Or are you just an orbiter?

What's your favorite based Matty recipe?
For me it's gotta be butter chicken.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Qjf6IyclQ

>>13074432
Edmonton does em better

>>13077906
Pajeet here!
Its a bad recipe.

>>13077951
Post a good one

>>13074558
His act isnt authentic. His friend called him out during one of his at home videos for all the screaming.

Sick of that fat loathesome cunt

You could appreciate it if he had to be this cuntish person on film it to get by, but his parents were millionaires

>>13078071
Are you telling me people ham it up for the camera??? HOLY SHIT

>>13074747
Have another heart attack, Matty.

>>13078194
Is that not a valid reason to dislike someone on camera

>>13078212
No you dunce. Do you hate your local news team as well because they dont seem genuine?

>>13078242
I do prefer the local news team that sounds the most genuine.

>>13077612
donair and döner are still just different forms of kebab

>>13077470
same
I can't imagine getting THAT pissed off about him, he knows his shit

>>13078242
My local news team conforms to my expectations of restrained professionalism. They do not "ham it up".

>>13077384
Larry fucking Enticer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzOUgwsQ_hM

>>13077951
No it’s not.

>>13078184
>his parents were millionaires
No they weren’t. Did Matty fuck your mom or something?

>>13078275
Yeah that's their gimmick. Matty's is being an over the top Canadian hick

>>13078430
There's nothing Canadian or Hick about his gimmick, he's just being obnoxious because that makes toddlers click on his video and watch his ads.

>>13078446
You've never met a canadian hick. Trailer park boys is over the top, but based on very real people up there.

>>13078446
His cookbook is honestly the most accurate cookbook of Canadian cuisine to be honest. All he needed in it was more deserts and poutine.

>>13078889
I lived there, dingus. The Trailerpark sets are in my hometown.

Its clear some of you need to smoke a joint, eat a halifax donair, and chill the fuck out.

>>13074432
Holy shit do I hate this fat annoying fuck. I saw him on that episode of BA where him and Brad go noodling. He's the biggest pussy possible, screaming like a girl at everything and covered in shitty tattoos. The guy looks like my grandmothers couch when he takes his shirt off.

My entire family is from out East. Either PEI or Nova Scotia. Donairs are the hobo version of the hobo kebabs from the middle east. The best kebabs are Gyros or souvlaki. They don't use "garlic sauce" or "tahini". They use actual fucking Tzatziki, which is a complex cucumber garlic, dill and yogurt sauce that marries everything together and on top you get Feta and seasoning salt. It's probably considered poison but it's the best poison you'll taste in your life. It teaches you how to love tomatoes, red onion and well, food in general.

>>13079027
Okay.

>>13077951
>ethnics always think existing makes them more qualified than professional and successful chefs when it comes to cuisine

You’re a retard and everything about your country is shit. Luckily, white people have improved the food.

>>13074432
Which countries use this cum sauce? I saw a jewtube video about Berlin, and they didn't use cum sauce.

>>13077924
Ooo, fuck yea, bud

>>13079867
Donair Stop for me buddy, yourself? My mates all swear by Swiss Donair tho.

he secret to great döner sauce is yogurt (turkish 10% fat, greek is bland and shit), any salt brined cheese (again, feta is shit), lemon juice, garlic, oregano (avoid greek)
puree and add cheese brine (or lemon juice to taste) until it's double as thick of OPs cum sauce
salt to taste but you shouldn't need much

>mixes the meat with a kitchen aid machine

Can't this retard just use his hands?

>>13079809
Kys

>>13080091
heavy mixing is the best way to get the kebab shop spit texture
it has to be firm because after cooking it gets sliced into thin slivers and is fried up in a pan
a light meatloaf isn't wanted here

>>13079989
There's two versions of the sauce and for whatever reason he chose the thinner one.
A proper thicc cum suce should have the consistency of cartoon anime jizm.

>>13074432
Donair? More like don’t care lol

>halifax is the only place you can find donairs
dropped and reported

>>13080236
very good
but try turkish yogurt

>>13074539
probably his a leaf and a walking meme

>>13080136
>son of a bitch basterd

Typical retard pajeet.

>>13079027
Real gyros is the best food in the world imo.

>>13079027
What you are describing is a "gryo" as I know it. What the hell is a "kebab"?

>>13080385
This is kind of hot, any more?

Matty can't cook and has the worst fucking outlook on life I've ever seen. "Oh I had a massive heart attack and instead of getting healthy I decided to double down on being a fat fuck and kill myself even quicker derp derp."

>>13076603

"Basic Dish"

This is how I know you haven't actually explored his content outside of one or two videos.

Watch his Pho recipe and tell me that's a "basic dish" you fucking retard.

>>13074432
>if I say fuck a lot, make sex jokes, and yell / tell terrible jokes at high volume I will get lots of views!

>>13080860
there's a bunch
i fapped to an album on imagfap
gooogle/yandex search for it

>>13076871
The Halifax Donair is derived from Doner Kebab, but it has taken on an identity of it's own.

>>13081006

Because Canada had nothing like it before it became popular. Then the immigrants created an entire culture in Toronto. Try any dish in the world from Toronto and it'll measure up. I recommend Shwarma. Portuguese chicken with fingerling potatoes. Walk down Danforth and eat a new food every single block. Donaire from out east becomes an afterthought.

>>13074432
>donair

>>13081072
>he thunks only Toronto has shwarma and immigrants

Cute.

kino pairing or concentrated cancer?

also, does matty look like stephen harper?

>>13081188

No, they have it in concentration and without pressure to conform. Hence the food and the society. You goddamn moron.

>>13081188

You people are like talking to sawdust when it comes to any form of complexity. You are either obtuse, or willfully obtuse. So you're a dipshit or an asshole.

>>13081285
>he thinks Toronto is the only city with food

Cute.

>>13081072
it's processed meat

>>13079027
>Tzatziki
>which is a complex cucumber garlic, dill and yogurt sauce
>Tzatziki
>complex
You can't be serious my dude

>>13079989
>the secret to great döner sauce is
spicy Acili Ezme. The yogurt sauce is for limp-wristed faggots.

>>13081373

Fucking Quelle suprise.. who the fuck are you? I want to talk to donuts. Can we get donuts on this thread?

>>13081434

What do you want, gumby? Garlic, chicken, dog nipples, marjoram, herbes de provance? Fuck the living fuck off.

>>13081434

It's worthless to talk to you people here. You're all garbage humans..

>>13081488
Then git

>>13081472
talk to yourself do nut

>>13080543
Fucking lole
Thx for the laff anon, parjinder BTFO

>>13077957
>>13078355
>>13079809
>>ethnics always think existing makes them more qualified than professional and successful chefs when it comes to cuisine
>You’re a retard and everything about your country is shit. Luckily, white people have improved the food.
Rent free.

Prepare chicken like this(without food color)- https://youtu.be/GcWYXQ5vILs
prepare gravy like this(add more cold hard butter at the end and emulsify on low heat) -https://youtu.be/o4ij3FOvWME
combine both right before serving and be nice to each other.

>>13081486
>>13081488
it's like 5 ingredients, chicken soup is more complex

>>13076670
youre a faggot zoomer for knowing what a playboi carti is