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>> No.13137322
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>>13137229

>> No.13137341

>>13137322
Where does he put the glasses?

>> No.13137379

>>13137333
that happened

>> No.13137409

>>13137229
why the fuck would you want melted ice cream

>> No.13137417

>>13137333
>canadians

>> No.13137429

>>13137333
that was pretty hot

>> No.13138371
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>> No.13138483

>>13138371
did they fuck?

>> No.13138600

>>13137333
Imagine the smell

>> No.13138636

>>13138371
Nick is so hot

>> No.13138649

>>13137322
the king has arrived

>> No.13138871

>>13138371
but where does the big pawpsicle come from??

>> No.13138878

>>13138871
The elephant shop.

>> No.13139331

Does anybody have the webm where a group of police officers go into a sushi restaurant and one officer eats while the others look at him in disgust.

>> No.13139372

>>13138871
he and the fennick pretend to be a single father and get a pity discount on giant Popsicle

>> No.13139487
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>> No.13139595

>>13137333
but WHY

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>>13139487

>> No.13139798
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>>13137322

>> No.13139805

>>13139595
bitch wanted a free mcchicken

>> No.13139880

>>13139805
just read about it, it was at a tim hortons so it's understandable

>> No.13139894

>>13139595
You will probably be disappointed to discover it makes more sense than you would imagine. She was desperate to have a crap, and they refused to let her use the toilet.

>> No.13139899

>>13137333
>white """""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""

>> No.13140159

>>13137333
PLOP

>> No.13140198

>>13137322
you have to eat all the eggs to let him out

>> No.13140316

>>13139798
You have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.13140351

>>13137322
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.13140375

>>13140351
While we're at it, can someone tell me what is in the glass/bottle for each of these subhumans?
Some people say it's oil, but it's just not plausible since you can't keep oil at frying temperature in a glass for a significant amount of time, and the liquid's power doesn't seem to decrease even when they "fry" multiple insects (while it should significantly cool down every time if it was oil).
Plus, some of them do it in bottles instead and drink it afterwards, which would be impossible if it was oil (since they'd be drinking scalding oil).

Just WHAT THE FUCK is in those glasses?

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>>13140351
>She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?"
FUCK everytime

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>>13140351

>> No.13141099

>>13139331
>Does anybody have
Fuck off.

>> No.13141140

>>13137229
This set off my disgust reflex. It's like a big abcess full of pus being popped, and oozing out on the plate. Revolting d e s u

>> No.13142307

why is this webm thread failing

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OC here, I'm making some meatballs for a homemade meat ball sub that I've been craving all the week.

>> No.13142470

>>13142401
I was also craving for one a month ago. I made a delicious one. How was yours?

>> No.13142519

>>13142329
Is this like a youtube tutorial on how to make a sandwich? When she pulled out the slicer I thought she was about to lose a thumb but I was just desperate for a reason for this webm to exist. I don’t understand.

>> No.13142743

Some make this into a webm

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpHmZfGlqhZ/

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>> No.13142787

>>13142770
How do these people resist petting her?

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>> No.13142793

>>13142770
is it injured?

>> No.13142794

>>13142770
I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

>> No.13142799

>>13142793
No the guy with the phone petted her later in the video and she stretched out. She's just hanging out.

>> No.13142805

>>13138371
This is just basic arbitrage

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>> No.13143012

>>13139798
They know better than to break without his permission.

>> No.13143021

>>13139798
That, in fact, is how he gets out. He breaks all the eggs. And as he breaks the eggs, he sells them. When he's broken all the eggs, that's when he gets out.

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>> No.13143631

>>13143627
>taps knife

>> No.13143670

>>13137333
impressive, that was a textbook shit

>> No.13143682

>>13138483
Just google for "I will survive comic"

>> No.13143752

>>13137333
How does one poo on command?

>> No.13143753
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>>13143752
Kegals.

>> No.13143773
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>>13143753
The Romans had utensils more than 2,000 years ago. Why do we still have people eating with their hands?

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>> No.13143933

>>13143773
Indians are not people. These subhumans make everything they do a disgusting act.

>> No.13143970

>>13143753
it's kind of sad that they have the best variety of rice

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>> No.13144024

>>13142519
plumpteensandwich.webm

>> No.13144408

>>13143857
Ramsay would have stomped this faggot

>> No.13144649

>>13142743
unironically looks like puke.

>> No.13144656
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>>13143857
>trips on the steps as he runs away

>> No.13144946

>>13137333
Perro Caca

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>> No.13144968

>>13142759
jethuth kwithe

>> No.13144974

>>13144007
>no sound
the fuck's your problem

>> No.13145142

>>13144963
what is this, boneless chinese chicken and cheese?

>> No.13145157
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>>13143857
>I AINT NOT NO BITCH CHEF
>I AINT NOT NO BITCH

>> No.13145174

>>13143753
Could you season your food with your sweat?

>> No.13145185

>>13142770
I'd stomp the shit out of that cat

>> No.13145189 [DELETED] 

>>13143753
indians and niggers are the lesser race

>> No.13145216

>>13145185

that's nice, edgelord

>> No.13145220

>>13145185
no you wouldn't, pussy

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>> No.13145275

>>13145216
>>13145220
found the woman lmao

>> No.13145315

>>13142329
No nudity, no gore, no eating raw chicken, no deepthroat tutorial. Just some bitch talking shit and waving around some stale ass tiny slices of bread.

>> No.13145316

>>13142329
unlocking the mysteries of a sandwhich

>> No.13145318

>>13142759
Hot a big enough flame there bud?

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>>13143753
Fucking South Indians man, they give Indians a bad name and then i have to hear all kind of retarded bullshit from you fags who don't know the difference.
North Indians don't use hands to eat rice, we use a spoon. We use fork to eat spaghetti or noodles. Also we don't have that iron wool hair

>> No.13145337

>>13144974
Bruh, only 2 boards allow sound for webms.

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>>13144957
lel

>> No.13145346 [DELETED] 

>>13145331
You still don't poo in loo Prajeet.

>> No.13145360

>>13138371
this movie looks pretty cute desu, I should watch it

>> No.13145373

>>13145247
I thought that might be good until the the sugar. Now I'm appalled.

>> No.13145415

>>13144408
was not on the script

>> No.13145428

>>13144408
Ramsay just waits for a punch, he knows if they do theyd be fucked

>> No.13145430

>>13143857
Here I was getting all excited that someone was finally going to deck that one gimmick cunt.

>> No.13145457

>>13145428
The dude needs a good hard shot to the side of the skull. Maybe if he was forced to develop a stutter, he might decide to be less of a twat.

>> No.13145575

>>13143753
You should see how Indians wipe there ass

>> No.13145607

>>13145275
Found the wannabe serial killer

>> No.13145622

>>13142401
>oc webm
Now that's ultra rare.

>> No.13145655

>>13138371
how was this supposed to be illegal?

>> No.13145662

>>13145655
Tax evasion

>> No.13145666

>>13144963
minimumwage.webm

>> No.13145698

>>13145655
no permit

>> No.13145717

>>13137333
am I a scat fetishist for kinda liking that?

>> No.13145985

>>13143753
vased

>> No.13146128

>>13145328
nice

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>>13144007
KidMAN is such a disgusting tranny

>> No.13146315

>>13137322
cringe

>> No.13146458

>>13144963
imagine going to a michelin-starred restaurant and paying top dollar for glorified kids' menu

>> No.13146658

>>13137229
Imagine the calories in all of that

>> No.13146663
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>>13146658
>TOO MANY CALORIES
>What do you mean lifting weights and running every day?!

>> No.13146681

>>13142743
Do it yourself you stupid fuck.

>> No.13146704
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>>13144974
H O W
F U C K I N G
N E W
A R E
Y O U

>> No.13146718

>>13146681
I don't know how, friend.

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>>13137229
Why was there a fish in that dessert?

>> No.13146743

>>13142329
is this FemJa/ck/?

>> No.13146752

>>13146663
A person who actually did activity wouldn't eat absolute garbage like cakes to replace the calories

Enjoy your diabetes you fat fuck

>> No.13146762

>>13146718
THEN GOOGLE IT YOU DENSE FUCK

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>> No.13147115

>>13146719
It's modern kising

>> No.13147121

>>13145655
no permits
jews have to get their cut.

>> No.13147124

>>13147111
they're so CUTE

>> No.13147152

>>13147111
this is the most wholesome webm to ever exist

>> No.13147160

>>13142759
"Let's see here. Looks ruined. I think I'll ruin it some more."

>> No.13147164

>>13137333
i think it is clear what is happening.

>hi excuse me can i use the bathroom? :)
>no we don't think toilets are for everyone sorry you can't use our bathroom
>well fuck you


i would do it too if i asked about bathroom and someone said no just because i didnt eat there.
everyone should have the chance to use a toilet if they need to

>> No.13147166

>>13144957
Fuck me. That was awesome!

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>>13142770
doggers do this to fully relax their muscles
something about being built horizontally keeps them taught while they're in an upright position
kitters probably relaxing hard

>> No.13147176

>>13143627
S T O P SLAPPING THE EDGE

>> No.13147189

>>13147111
He's a better cook than all of /ck/.

>> No.13147191

>>13143857
i want to hear what they say :(

>> No.13147252

>>13145328
nice

>> No.13147268

>>13147164
So you'd let strangers into your home to take a dump?

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>>13138483

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>> No.13147292

>>13144957
fucking lost

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>> No.13147314

>>13147286
How much money did this greasy turk make by simply wearing his dark sunglasses and doing prep cook work on instagram

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>> No.13147390

>>13137333
To be perfectly honest, something like this almost happened to me
>Be on a road trip with my family.
>Notice I really gotta shit.
>Tell my parents and we find a gas station after a while.
>Head in and tell the cashier "hey, I really need to use the toilet."
>He says "Sorry, we don't offer the use of the toilet for non customers."
>Give him a look as if saying 'seriously?'
>He goes "Okay, you may use the toilet."
I was moments away from saying "If you don't let me use the toilet, I am going to pull down my pants and shit right here". Cool to see someone actually using that powermove.

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>>13147314

>> No.13147414
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>>13143627
>>13147275
>>13147286
>>13147301
>>13147334
The salt going down his forearm must bring a few hairs in the food every time.

>> No.13147421
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>> No.13147432

>>13147390
After two months in this type of shitty job ,you take pleasure in the little things.
Those moment an idiot goes apeshit is kinda fun (except the flying poo).
>been there

>> No.13147447

>>13147421
>1 shot of gin
how tf
this is beetroot-cured salmon

>> No.13147460

>>13147414
Salt isn't that heavy, and hair doesn't fall off of arms unless you pick it off.

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>>13147414
>falling salt has the capacity to rip hairs out of their follicles

>> No.13147471

>>13147460
>>13147464
Look how much sticks to his arm though, super fucking sweaty steak

>> No.13147479

>>13147268
Yes, if they really had to go of course.
As long as they don't come back for seconds.

>> No.13147484

>>13147471
He's Turkish. Any food you get in Turkey is going to be covered in man sweat no matter what.

>> No.13147486
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>>13147479
Liar

>> No.13147496

>>13147464
>>13147460
call the mythbusters ,its still disgusting

>> No.13147534

>>13147486
well yeah i probably wouldnt let them inside if they were black

>> No.13147539

>>13142329
Whoever made this should kys themselves.

>> No.13147544

>>13144963
The fuck is this shit? It looks like panda express chicken wrapped in cheese.

>> No.13147545

>>13145328
nice

>> No.13147551

>>13142329
Cut out everything except the part where she sniffs the sandwich. Then you can use it in response to "imagine the smell" posts. You're welcome.

>> No.13147563

>>13147111
Based baby bro

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>> No.13147934

>>13145331
They are also the one with apu accent, They are also the one who go to foreign the most, they are most communist and have worst movies.

>> No.13147947

>>13147152
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.13147962

>>13145331
as a foreigner I hate all of you equally, you especially for not exterminating all of the south indians.

>> No.13147965
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>>13147563
That's Surly The IX bite your tongue peasant.
Pic relate to stay ott.

>> No.13147973

>>13145331
You barely eat rice at all in the north. Maybe you would like it better if you ate it the way nature intended.

>> No.13147985

>>13146752
>A person who actually did activity wouldn't eat absolute garbage like cakes to replace the calories
have you ever visited /fit/?

>> No.13147986

>>13138371
wait, how is he getting the red stuff from the roof? what is it? I don't get it

>> No.13148003

>>13147986
his partner pretended to be a kid that wanted a giant popsicle made for large animals to scam strangers into buying it for him, and then they melt it, repackage and sell.

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>>13147985
>MUH MACROS
/fit/ forgot about old school bulking a long time ago dude.

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>>13148011

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>>13148030

>> No.13148051

>>13148030
>>13148036
They dropped broscience(for the most part) as well brah.
>eating popcorn when not on a cut
wew

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>>13148030
>>13148036
kek, I could actually see myself doing this in the past

>> No.13148111

>>13147860
did that dude just offer 1000 € for a broken spatula?

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>>13148105
>>13148051

>> No.13148418

>>13148030
>>13148036
What show?

>> No.13148476

>>13148011
That shit CZ clone.
Third world brown people are trash.

>> No.13148563

>>13144957
Kek

>> No.13148961
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>>13148418
Orange Is The New Black

>> No.13148967

>>13143627
>$300 steak cut with sub-$40 knife
Stay mad, knife shills.

>> No.13148996

>>13145360
It's a pretty enjoyable police procedural about a plot to start a race war by a member of the majority to gain more power.

>> No.13149003

>>13145698
He had permits and everything to make every step legal. He just never paid taxes on the income he got from it.

>> No.13149010

>>13148123
Sauce?

>> No.13149019

>>13147314
Even without the meme videos the bill at his restaurant is going to be at least $500.

>> No.13149023

>>13144963
Yeah, this would be better without the cheese. Pig disgusting amerifats.

>> No.13149031

>>13148003
They didn't even really need to scam someone to buy it, they lucked out. One giant pop vs all the tiny ones was still a huge profit margin.

>> No.13149800

>>13142759
>rags on top of the grill
Bothers me more than anything else in the webm honestly.

>> No.13149821

>>13139719
Eddy is Canadian

>> No.13149902
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eggs

>> No.13150002

>>13146191
>beer foam
Holy shit is American beer really that awful?

>> No.13150036
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>> No.13150375

>>13137229
*ruins your desert*

walah!

>> No.13150468
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>>13147414

>> No.13150529

>>13143627
I hate this fucking cunt so much

>> No.13150550
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>>13148030
I had no idea Chris chan had become an actor
Good for him

>> No.13150551

>>13147405
Fucking cockroach

>> No.13150573

>>13142401
Those are boiling instead of sauteing, 6/10.

>> No.13150612

>>13145318
He always has his shit up to 11, but it doesn't seem like it gets so hot. My theory is that the big ass fan he has in his kitchen actually blows a lot of the heat away. At my parent's house the kitchen AC would swing and blow over the stove, and if you didn't stop it or point it elsewhere, a kettle would take fucking ages to boil.

>> No.13150620

>>13142814
based 'chupper

>> No.13150628

>>13145331
I guess even as a masterrace north indian you can't recognize a satirical webm you fucking idiot.

>> No.13150687

>>13145430
He gets paid to do this, the U.S. audience likes it. He, himself, does not care for it.

>> No.13150746

>>13150002
Beats yours in international competition.
So does our
>Cheese
>wine
>whiskey
Weird. It keeps happening.

>> No.13150757
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>>13150746
>the delusion

>> No.13150767

>>13150746
>american "whiskey"
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.13150791

>>13145328
Nice

>> No.13150807

>>13150757
What kind of cheese is served as little green balls ? Wtf

>> No.13150811

>>13150757
>now melts
What did it do before? Explode?

>> No.13150825

>>13150811
Burn.
It's not cheese, it's closer to plastic.
Some plastic burns, some melts, they just changed which they use.

>> No.13150828

>>13145328
nice

>> No.13150923

>>13150757
>I can find selection of mostly locally made cheeses like on the left
https://advisornews.com/oarticle/europe-to-remain-dominant-in-processed-cheese-market#.XbxTp9V7kUE

>>13150767
I'd rather have a delicious bourbon than a dirt-flavored scotch.

>> No.13150934
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>>13150923
>like on the left
Kek, you fucking wish. The best cheeses are made with raw milk and you can't have fresh unpastorized cheese in freedomland.
Meanwhile I have at least a hundred different local cheeses in every store I go to.
I you're a burger who never traveled to Europe, youv'e never tasted real Camembert/Roquefort/Epoisses/Morbier etc..

>> No.13150958

>>13150923
>delicious bourbon
That's an oxymoron, and you're 5/8ths of that.

>> No.13150983
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>>13146658
>>13141140
>>13146752
>>13148011
>https://tcho.com/blogs/news/the-surprising-health-benefits-of-milk-chocolate
>https://www.netdoctor.co.uk/healthy-eating/a29038/chocolate-health-benefits/
>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3127347/Choc-goodness-scientists-prove-milk-chocolate-s-good-heart-s-not-good-news-s-boosts-brain-libido-figure.html
>https://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/healthy-milk-chocolate-antioxidants-1.3834554
>https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/7-health-benefits-dark-chocolate
>https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/cocoa-powder-nutrition-benefits
>https://www.healthline.com/health-news/dark-chocolate-improves-memory-reduces-stress
>https://draxe.com/benefits-of-dark-chocolate/
>https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/food-features/dark-chocolate/
>https://www.ucl.ac.uk/news/2019/aug/people-who-eat-dark-chocolate-less-likely-be-depressed
>http://southeastdairy.org/three-surprising-health-benefits-chocolate-milk/
>http://healthyeating.sfgate.com/benefit-drinking-chocolate-milk-athletes-6965.html
>https://www.livestrong.com/article/46306-chocolate-milk-nutrition-information/
>https://www.healthline.com/diabetesmine/from-jdrf-detroit-lessons-on-chocolate-milk-and-a1c-imperfection

>> No.13150985

>>13150934
Why would I eat something that smells like homeless peoples feet and unwashed vagina?

>> No.13150989
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>>13150983

>> No.13150992
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>>13150989

>> No.13150997
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>>13150992

>> No.13151006

>>13137229
>>13146658
imagine the smell

>> No.13151032
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>>13150985
>if it's unpastorized it must smell bad!
Ask me how I know you've never eaten real cheese in your entire foreskinless life

>> No.13151090

>>13147486
They're literally one ingredient away from being vegan with this. I don't know why they didn't just replace the butter with something else.

>> No.13151282

>>13147486
>sauteeing garlic and thyme separately instead of doing it at the beginning in one pan
How pointless.

>> No.13151335

>>13150529
Why?

>> No.13151340

>>13150746
>>Cheese
KEK

>> No.13151362

>>13151340
>>13150382

>> No.13151376

>>13151032
What the fuck? How can they fuck up Mac and cheese that bad?

>> No.13151393

>>13150757
>>13150767
>>13151340
Seethe

And yet in blind contests it keeps happening. The judgement of Paris, the judgement of London, in whiskey it has been a slaughter.

America keeps besting you, all while ruling the planet.

>> No.13151404

>>13137333
Is she high ?

>> No.13151414

>>13138371
I'm thinking arby's

>> No.13151427

>>13150934
>The best cheeses are made with raw milk and you can't have fresh unpastorized cheese in freedomland.
No, we can't import those cheeses, dumbass. They can be made and sold domestically. Often of better quality.

>>13150958
And you're a full moron.

>> No.13151438

>>13151362
Pitty award. Cope. American cheese sucks fucking dick.

>> No.13151441

>>13151393
>The judgement of Paris
That was an entertaining movie. Alan Rickman played Spurrier really well.

>> No.13151443
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>>13151362
>american event
>held in america
>all the judges were american
>WOAH AMERICAN FINALLY WON BTFO EURO'S!!!!!!!

>> No.13151446

>>13151438
>Masturbatory Eurocentrism

>> No.13151447

>>13151438
>t. Jealous COPEnhagen resident.

>> No.13151451

>>13151446
>>13151447
SEETHING Amerifats, keep screeching about giving yourselves an award you didn't deserve.

>> No.13151475

>>13151451
>WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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>>13151451
>YOU DIDN'T REALLY DESERVE THAT AWARD REEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.13151483

>>13145331
how does it feel knowing that your racist bullshit doesn't mean shit outside your economically undeveloped country

>> No.13151488
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>>13151427
>They can be made and sold domestically
NOPE
They still need a litteral two month period in order to be sold to the public.
You absolute dairy cucks are forbidden to eat real raw milk cheese thansk to your kikeverment kek.
Enjoy never enjoying what true cheese tastes like

>> No.13151619

>>13150551
which one?

>> No.13151695

>>13147111
>when a 7 year old acts more mature than you

>> No.13151731

>>13151090
because they're not trying to be vegan

steak and potatoes is one ingredient away from being vegan too, why not just replace the steak with fucking pulled jackfruit

>> No.13151740
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>>13151731
Jackfruit is pig, not cow

>> No.13151750

>>13151282
you add it at the end so the garlic and thyme dont overcook fucking dumb cockroach

>> No.13151784

>>13151750
>and garlic at the end
Absolutely incorrect.

>> No.13151795
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>>13137333
This is why us NEETs are superior to cuck wagies

>> No.13151804

>>13151740
isn't that the fruit that stinks like hell

>> No.13151816

>>13151804
No, that's durian fruit. I've never tried either.

>> No.13151886

>>13151795
Euthanize all lecherous NEETs.

>> No.13151918

>>13147164
>i would do it too
The you;re a retarded filthy stupid subhuman that shouldn't be allowed where other people eat

>> No.13152006

>>13151488
>Being this much of a retard

>> No.13152019

>>13151740
>Vegan BBQ sauce
Isn't BBQ sauce "vegan" by default?

>> No.13152022

>>13152019
Most contain honey, which isn't vegan

>> No.13152028

>>13152022
...What the fuck is that bullshit. Harvesting honey doesn't hurt the bees in any way.

>> No.13152031

>>13152028
Neither does sheering sheep but vegans don't wear wool either

>> No.13152073

>>13142743
>tuscan
No

>> No.13152098
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>>13151475
>>13151479

>> No.13152148

>>13151488
the 60 day rule is if you want to transport it across state lines

>> No.13152223

>>13150746
>cheese
Keep dreaming, unless you meant """""cheese""""""

>> No.13152275

>>13151427
>And you're a full moron.
You have proven proven him right with your lack of understanding of his cleverly written joke. It's a bit sad really.

>> No.13152464

>>13138371
i want to eat that rabbit

>> No.13152467
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>>13152464

>> No.13152516

>>13151393
You'll never have a soul.

>> No.13152584

>>13147111
Based lil chief

>> No.13152690
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>> No.13152787

>>13151886
I'll make sure to keep watch hours between 6 pm - 9pm. Cause I know wagie can't leave early unless boss says so.

>> No.13152876
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>>13137229

>> No.13152877

>>13152516
>h-hon hon hon y-you'll never have a soul!
Stay salty europoor we have everything your shitholes have and more.

>> No.13152966

>>13149023

Um, they're korean sweaty

>> No.13153136 [DELETED] 

>>13148123
wtf

>> No.13153281
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>>13150757

>> No.13153322

>>13152019
A lot of BBQ sauces contain worchestershire or some other fish product in them.

>> No.13153360

>>13152876
>that filthy gayreek put his hands all over your ice cream cone

Gross

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>>13137229

>> No.13153449
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>>13137229

>> No.13153452
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>>13137229
Here's the correct way to remove guts from a rabbit before you eat it.

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>>13137229
powerleveling

>> No.13153459

>>13147447
the gin is there to evaporate.

>> No.13153463
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How about some Asian food?

>> No.13153467

>>13153443
>Scottish style spaghetti
>Deep fry it
Adds up.

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>>13137229
since it is November now...

>> No.13153476

>>13153443
this is the guy from top gear right?

>> No.13153483

>>13153360
>turk
>greek

>> No.13153509

>>13153476
yeah that was a comedy bit from the grand tour

>> No.13153547

>>13142814
Based and ketchup pilled

>> No.13153579

>>13143857
>"THAT PIZZA LOOKED ABSOLUTELY FINE"
>"WHY ARE YOUR BURGERS SO FUCKING TALL"

>> No.13153591

>>13142814
She's perfect. And no wedding ring, either.

>> No.13153595

>>13143857
Here we see sissyboy Gordon "Yappy Dog" Ramsay cowering behind his two bodyguards.

>> No.13153863
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13153863

>>13145717
Get Out

>> No.13153865

>>13147111
that little boy is so based, holy fuck

>> No.13153884

>>13147191
I think it's season 5 or 6 episode 2, the dude gets upset because Ramsay asks who's up for elimination and the dude for some reason won't answer it so ramsay basically calls him a retard and the dude flips.

>> No.13154316

>>13149902
>burned to shit
No thanks.

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>> No.13154581

>>13147390
just buy a candy bar or a pack of gum

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>> No.13154640

>>13145575
They wipe?

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>> No.13154795

>>13142814
Is that an alien on the left?

>> No.13154822

>>13147301
annoys me that he wears the watch in the kitchen all the time.

>> No.13154845

>>13149902
>plain
>overcooked
ew

>> No.13154846
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>>13150746
>Beats yours in international competition
What the fuck are you talking about? Czech beer have always beaten your shitty beer to the point you even stole the name of one of our beers and keep fucking us over with your shitty marketing and sponsors.

>> No.13154852

>>13153473
...is that a vagina

>> No.13154855

>>13150989
Milk has great protien and best milk adds sugar to that. It makes sense, honestly, assuming your body has the enzyme needed to break the lactose down....

>> No.13154864

>>13152690
This is some deep south shit

>> No.13154866

>>13153281
saved

>> No.13154869

>>13152022
>>13152031
...
What
Cultivating bee hives and harvesting honey helps the environment. What the fuck are Vegans smoking?

>> No.13154874

>>13154582
hungry for nuggets

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>>13152031
Guess again, sweaty.

>> No.13154898

>>13150002
I'm so ashamed of euros like you. Going out of your way trying to look america look inferior really shows how fucking insecure you are.

Food photoshoots are done under a fuckton of hot lights and over the course of an hour. No beer foam would last.

>> No.13154909

>>13154898
A lot of those "do Americans really" posts are made by Americans, you idiot.
It's just a lazy troll shitting up the board.

>> No.13154916

>>13137229
why did he hit it

>> No.13154922

>>13143627
wannabe chef

>> No.13154931

>>13154898
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>> No.13154936

>>13147405
Money doesn't give you style.

>> No.13154953

>>13154884
that guy just coomed

>> No.13154957

>>13150550

Why did they left out the part where the chef cries cause Obelix bulked him into poorness? Kek

>> No.13154964
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>>13146191
German beer doesn't need dishwashing liquid.

>> No.13154978

>>13147286
looks like discharge from an infected urethra

>> No.13155008

>>13147301
No flavor on that whatsoever, it's all just show

>> No.13155165

>>13151032
This is actually a joke right? Nobody could look at that and think they did a good job.

>> No.13155279

>>13154869
Smug ideology.

>> No.13155284

>>13154791
What's with the bees and what is it?

>> No.13155286

>>13154896
>Org that kills 90%+ of the pets that go in its shelter tries to tell everyone else how to live
>Has to lie to do it

>> No.13155293

>>13154964
It does if it sits under studio lights for an hour while they get the shot perfect.

>> No.13155425

>>13150628
maybe its accurate? maybe south indian culture is both ironically and unironically bad? what does making a video have to do with it

>> No.13155432

>>13155293
You make it sound like photgraphing beer is an ordeal.
Just set up the scene with a poured glass. Focus the camera, change the white balance, colors, whatever, then swap out the glass for a fresh one in the exact same place and click.

>> No.13155443

>>13155432
Nobody's going to be drinking the beer, so who cares if they pull some tricks to get it perfect on camera? You seem fixated on assuming things you know nothing about, though.

>> No.13155502

>>13155443
>You seem fixated on assuming things you know nothing about, though.
Sounds like someone's upset. Photographing a glass of beer is not as complex as you seem to think.

>> No.13155565

>>13154896
thanks
i was getting hungry and meat like this isnt cheap

>> No.13155580

>>13142770
Based Nike Rift in the background

>> No.13155846

>>13145328
Nice

>> No.13155865

>>13155502
Yet you don't seem to accept that the pros do it that way for a reason.

>> No.13155936

>>13155284
probably something very sweet. Bees love sweet things

>> No.13156268

>>13151695
i was just thinking this, i hope they are doing okay. fuck man that kid isn't going to have a childhood at all

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>>13145247
fucking mexicans, i bet that shit is called a qualidlupa or garnita or something equally ridiculous, nukes when?