/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13182256
who is this keanu-reeves-but-an-apple-store-employee looking man and why should i care

>>13182256
>no brine, nothing weird
>implying brining is weird
god i hate this fucking idiot. DUDE I SEASON MY CUTTINGBOARD BUT BRINING IS SO DUMB LMAO I'M SO SMART ABOUT COOKING MY WIFE CAN'T CUM WITHOUT HER BBC DILDO AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

>>13182267
it's comedian adam friedland from the podcast cumtown

Adam can't satisfy his wife, can you?

>>13182319
Tell me that toothgap is shopped

What's this guy's name again?

>>13182339
Bro

>>13182319
she looks like the type of woman closeted gay men would marry

>>13182319
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Babish's girlfriend.

I want to fuck his wife.

>>13182344
>Adam "White wine'n and creampie dine'n'" Ragusea
>Adam "pizza bread and cuck shed" Ragusea
>Adam "hot plate and hotwife" Ragusea
>Adam "my digestif is wifey's cum queef"" Ragusea
> Adam "gravy train" Ragusea
>Adam "Like brine? Your gf can't be fine " Ragusea
>Adam "why I prep the bull, NOT my wife" Ragusea
>Adam "this insult brought to you by SquareSpace" Ragusea
>Adam "soychad" Ragusea
>Adam "cooking for fun with my wife's son" Ragusea
>Adam "mad street credit on Reddit" Ragusea
>Adam "grateful gringo" Ragusea
>Adam "please clap my wife's toothgap" Ragusea
>Adam "age doughs and marry hoes" Ragusea
>Adam "fuckable" Ragusea
>Adam "lurking this thread" Ragusea

Reminder not to click any of this guy’s links

>>13182256
>doesn't brine
>has to jump through hoops to solve "the problem" of overcooked white meat when Alton figured it out 10 years ago
just cut the backbone open and flatten it out you fucking retard

>>13182413
>>Adam "fuckable" Ragusea
uh
anon?

lmao at how much this guy makes /co/ seethe. Have sex

>>13182499
I assume he's referring to this Ragusea comment

>"You may laugh, but I suddenly find myself in the position of being a 37-year-old man with a large audience of much younger men. I am seriously worried about the concepts of masculinity that I see metastasizing among young men these days (especially in certain online communities), and I feel an obligation to offer a model of masculinity that I believe is better for the world. I know that when I was a teenager, the male role models society offered to me were either the same-old unenlightened meatheads or painfully ineffectual and unsexy '90s men. I had no idea how to navigate between those two extremes until I found two male role models who taught me, in large measure, how to be the man I try to be today: Henry Rollins and Anthony Bourdain. It's possible to be an enlightened bad-ass — to care about other people's feelings, to be smart, to be nurturing, and also to be resilient, assertive and, frankly, fuckable. I learned that from Hank and Tony, and if I can pass that wisdom to others, I will. The kitchen is a place where I think a lot of these issues come up."

>>13182504
>Adam acts like a faggot
>/ck/ calls him a faggot
>lmao at how much this guy makes /co/ seethe. Have sex

>>13182519
It's a typo m8, /ck/, but thanks for the (you)

Cooking the back of a chicken in a pan before roasting it and the broiled cookies didn't work for me. The unorthodox stuff is interesting to try but I don't think it works with everyones' kitchen setup.

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>>13182256
Oh god I had to close his other turkey video out of pure cringe when he needlesly alluded to eating his wifes pussy as an analogy to making turkey the right way

>>13182986
Was that it? I never actually got the sexual analogy he alluded to making because I'm a dumb dumb.

>>13182319
He married Azog the Defiler?

>>13182594
>balding and greying
>made good money as a digital effects artist
>made a fortune off of stealing recipes from google and other youtubers
>still doesn't have a wife and kids
He's absolutely gay with Rasheed and she's his fake gf

>>13182986
Same, it was so out of place and indecent. And this is coming from a 4channer.

>>13182589
putting a pan on heat and then searing one side for like 10 min is impossible in ur kitchen?

>>13182504
>/co/

>>13183061
his first few videos were nice, get to the point, nice narration yadda yadda. But if after a month you have to make "warning b4 u get famoose" then u must be a shallow person. I think he's just throwing things out there hoping itll stick. Out of place/ inappropriate is a good way of putting it. Youngins wanting to learn a literal survival skill shouldn't have to be put through this

>>13182482
He didn't really jump through any hoops except cooking on the stovetop first

>>13182319
that's a man

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>>13182986
i thought he was talking about using sex toys.

>>13182256
Why bothering with 6-8 hours of thawing, I believe his two last videos were about receiving semi-unexpected Thanksgiving guests. Just throw the damn bird in the oven at lower temperature.

>>13182319
You just know that with all the money he now makes he contemplated at least once getting another life.

>>13182282
Don't mess with what works. Brining makes it impossible to make a great gravy. And don't pretend like there aren't tons of weird retarded gimmicks people come up for how to cook a thanksgiving turkey. The classic way is still the best.

>>13182511
Ragusea is so fucking based. Imagine writing something as delusional and cringey as this with zero shame.

>>13182986
He was talking about a bull.

>>13183058
He had a wife. No idea what happened but he wore a wedding ring in his earliest videos and doesn't anymore. I guess whatever bitch she was left such a bad taste in his mouth that he'd prefer not to settle down, which I respect. Fuck harpies.

>>13182511

Henry Rollins was sexually abused as a child, this guy doesn't use his brain when he writes stuff does he?

>DUURRRRR NEW CRINGEKINO
>HURRRR ITS OUT ITS OUT ITS OUT
fucking neck yourself faggot, sage