/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13198246
Youre raping your own walet dummy. No one told you to use doordash. Go. To. The. Store.

>>13198246
>$60
That's more than I spend on food for a week.

>>13198246
i live by the "code of Lao-Tze" meaning i can spend a hundred dollars on a bag of rice or i can spend ten dollars on a bag of rice but id' be better off just eating a bag of rice..

>>13198246
Fuck you. We aren’t even on door dash and have been getting killed because of the power outages lately. None of our shit is even good as takeout, and if you’re that guy who orders 4 sides of rice every night (we’re a fucking wine bar) please just buy either a rice cooker or a bullet.

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>>13198259
Just finished my Steak&Shake. Triple steak burger, chicken tenders, two sets of fries, jug of kool-aid...

Still hungry..

>>13198276
Anon, you are not hungry, you are empty.
As long as you're empty, no amount of food will fill this void, you will only get fatter and more miserable. The time to leave this treadmill is now. Stop eating. Fast. Get on an actual treadmill and lose those pounds.

everytime i've ordered from one of these things the food is like a chinese bootleg of what i'd get from the restaurant

>>13198246
Quit doing that you fucking moron.

>>13198246
Get a load of this guy
>doesn't like rapies

>>13198291
Thanks anon, I'm not OP but your post really resonated with me

>>13198276
>Steak&Shake.
Are you in Cali? It's like 1AM there and Steak & Shake is still open?

>>13198246
How hard is it to pick up your own food? Holy shit.

>>13198395
I got your resonators aka tuning forks

It does seem kind of strange that on a late Sunday night / early Monday morning that steak & shake would still be open, maybe it's off of some major highway.

>>13198291
and there it is, the moron who wants to fix every problem of the world with "just excercise bro" advice.

fuck off.

>>13198414
You're not sweating to the oldies

>>13198414
>t. Fat slob

>>13198406
I showed one of those to a new student (violin) a few weeks ago to teach him how to tune his instrument. He told me there's an app for that and after trying it I have to admit that is a lot easier. You just play a string for your phone and it tells you the exact exact pitch in hz

>>13198432
No app is an excuse for proper ears and there's no way any "app" will relate the sound as properly as a real instrument in hardware, like piano wires or anything like that.

>>13198414
Exercise alone won't fix all of your problems, my fat friend. But it's a step in the right direction. And a big one, if you're suffering inside your lard shell. You can take this step and see if it works for you, or you can choose to bitch and moan about that nothing ever changes.

>>13198399
S&S is open 24-hours everywhere I've lived.

>>13198432
Digital's just not the same as analog and will never relate the highs and lows and wide frequencies that the human ear can recieve.

>>13198434
Maybe, but unless you're teaching a prodigy, which I shouldn't, that app is significantly better than telling him to use a tuning fork or listening to the dial tone on a landline phone.
It's very convenient and surprisingly accurate. You'll just have to accept that times are changing, man.
I do encourage him to only pull a clean A from the app and then see how close he can get with the other three strings without the app, though. We go by the Suzuki method so a lot of it is by ear.

>>13198246
How much do you weigh?

>>13198442
Even my deaf sister could "hear" certain things because of low frequencies. Digital just can't do that.

One feels more than hears certain really low and high frequencies.

>>13198450
'bout tree fiddy

>>13198447
I'd recommend a vibration clip tuner over a mic-based one, they're more accurate in my experience.

>>13198438
Yeah you're right, I just never noticed before since I'm not around too many S&Ss.

I are 4 Plums.

Stroke me gentle please, my coins are moist.

>>13198468
It's saved my fat hungry ass at 2 in the morning more than once. Usually a step above the standard fast food places and cheaper too. I just wish they'd put the full menu up on the drive-through board.

>>13198464
Sounds kind of kinky, the vibro clip at some Boy George concert a girl made me go to.

>>13198476
More or less nothing worthwhile is open this time of the night/early morning in NY, it's not even worth bothering with.

>>13198478
... I freaked her out a bit by telling her that he looking like a herion addict skag.

>>13198434
>>13198447
(not him) but this is actually what I find strange. tuning my guitar by ear is very easy for me while others NEED an app or tuner for it. The problem isn't that they don't know the notes. The problem is that they can't hear pitches. And that to me is simply stupefying that people can be musicians while not being able to discern pitches. That's like being a fuckin writer who has dyslexia.

>>13198450
Be Amberlynn Reid with a penis and cash in my nigga. Free money for all the DoorDash you want.

>>13198507
You don't have to have perfect pitch to know when something sounds bad or out of tune. Many people can train their pitch recognition but there's a genetic component to it and the older you get the harder it becomes to train your ears like that.
>That's like being a fuckin writer who has dyslexia.
No, it's more like writing in your second language. Having a good ear for pitch makes it easier to be a good musician but it doesn't make someone any more technical or creative.

>>13198507
I can tune my guitar perfectly by ear, but I can't guarantee you it's at 440Hz.

>>13198249
I was gonna say this

>>13198507
Beethoven was literally deaf when he composed some of his major symphonys.

>>13198683
He cut the legs off his piano and played it on the ground so he could still hear the vibrations

>>13198276
Literally mentally ill.
>probably at least 3000 calories in a single meal
>not full
>let me remind you that normal human beings require somewhere near 2000-2500 calories a DAY.

>>13198246
Go outside fatass.

>>13198246
There is implied consent. Regret is not rape. Nobody would do it to you if you didn't dress like a slut.

>>13198259
I'll get chipotle, a sandwich, or chinese food but some shit is just not good after sitting out for like a half hour. I only get doordash when I'm stuck at my desk and I didn't bring lunch.

>>13198276
fat cunt, you deserve to be poor

>>13198683


He was faking it

OP here. Just spent $13.00 on Chipotle. First meal of the day. 6pm.
>Only ingested one bowl of ice cream around 2pm when I woke up.

>>13198765
>only consuming 2000 calories a day
Nobody actually does this right? That’s like one meal.

>>13198507
Beethoven deaf
Also, Steven King has dyslexia

>>13198765
Manlet detected. 6ft alone requires 2700 to maintain while stagnant. You must be one short little fucker

So far today I only ate a chocolate bar. It was on sale for $1.44 down from $3.80. Some fancy french organic chocolate bar with hazelnuts. I too am still hungry.

>>13201313
>6ft alone requires 2700 to maintain while stagnant.
whatever you say fatty

>>13198246
You're paying for the food, a person making the food, the person delivering the food, and the infrastructure surrounding all of that. Of course you spent $60. Learn to cook.

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