/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13210815
God. Look at the pins on that bint.

>>13210815
Oh, thanks Diane, I love a good pinot

>>13210815
>it's a random shit-tier supermarket wine like 19 crimes

is she still old as fuck?

>>13210861
Nah, she got younger

>>13210815
>brings semen to her face

>>13210815
>implying I'd host a dinner party where I didn't autistically select the wine and make it ABUNDANTLY clear that no outside wines are allowed
>>13210855
Women were a mistake

umm pretty commonly acceptable behaviour bringing wine to a dinner party.

>>13210815
>brings wine to your dinner party
Tell her to put it next to the cocaine, and enemas.

>>13210975
amazing how that works

>>13210815
Those are really high quality wood chairs.

>>13211224
God I wish I were the carpenter who made that chair. I’d go to town on my cock with my gnarled manly paws at the thought of that perfect set of gams resting on the chair I made

>>13211311
This is also my fetish.

>>13210815
Women love wine, seriously. For that matter people love wine. Have you ever walked into a bottle shop? One aisle for spirits, two for beer, 6 for wine.
I have bought a bottle of wine to a dinner party ever week for a couple of years now. It's rare that i'd get to drink more than a glass of it myself unless it turns out to be a total flop.

I'd bring pepsi

>>13211342
t. khv

>>13211342
>dinner party ever week for a couple of years
Nice LARP

>>13211370
Not far off my friend. D&D aplenty.

>>13211384
>D&D
>dinner party
Lol

>>13211415
Heh I've brushed every boob in my party with the side of my arm, and no one said anything. Now you know that my weekends are better than yours, loser.

>>13211415
Mate we wine and dine every time. D&D is fairly shithouse, I do prefer film or board games, but whatever they're my friends.

>>13211452
Mate go to some dinner parties. A friends house is not a pub, people behave differently behind closed doors. One girl wants a threesome (but the guy is a prick), another gropes everyone after one drink (but literally wants nothing more than to grope people), one I don't know that well, another is recently divorced and a minefield (but perhaps interested, really ugly though). New bird coming soon. Also they're all bisexual which leads to some interesting antics.

>>13211526
Don’t fucking “mate” me. The fact that you play D&D with women means you are a filthy casual

>>13211535
>not getting blowjobs for rerolls
You're missing out fren.

>>13211544
>playing drama club instead of actual D&D
I’ll pass. My realdolls can take care of the blowjobs

>>13210848
"Bint?" Is that a word?
Wait, is that what he's saying in Holy Grail, "moistened bint?"
Wtf

>>13210815
Great legs great smile woul cum on tits

>>13211867
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/bint

>>13210815

Didn't realize that my parents bring wine or champagne to their bullshit pseudo-neighbor friends was a bad thing. Thanks for the heads up, anon. Next time, I should suggest everyone to bring in their best bottle of whiskey. The damn cocksuckers.

How much wine is too much? I once showed up with two bottles of fairly nice stuff but they looked at my like I was crazy. We finished them by the end of the night anyway.

>>13211348
Don't forget the ring dings.

>>13211535
Const = 20 mate. Call a troll mate, he is a mate.

>>13210855
Is 19 Crimes not good? I've never had it.

>>13210815
Nice gams.

>>13211952
Don't. I did this with a group of friends instead of going to the pub on Fridays. That friend has 20 bottles of our top shelf whiskey sitting on his shelves, but he's been "busy" for 6 months. I'm not saying he drank it, but I'm unable to do so.

>>13212094
He should have opened the bottle for everyone when you brought it. Poor form on his part but you all should have learned.

>>13211342
You gonna hire an editor for that fucking autobiography you’re writing?

>>13212159
They're all open. Maybe I shouldn't have left them there, but taking drinks home is poor form.

>>13210815
>>13210848
she cute

>>13211526
>animegirlpuking.gif

>>13210815
Sit her down and explain to her, in terms she can understand, what real alcohol is.

>>13210986
>YOUR DRINK PREFERENCE IS UNACCEPTABLE

Get bent

>>13210815
Oh sweet jesus. Look at the Rakes on this Snake.

>>13212373
SOME people might have acceptable preferences. From your reaction to the idea of someone with taste dictating the selection, it's clear YOU wouldn't have acceptable preferences. I'm sorry your parents failed you.

>>13210848
>bint
>[ bint ]
>noun British Slang: Disparaging and Offensive.
>a contemptuous term used to refer to a woman or girl.

But how did they get this word?

>Origin of bint
>1850–55; < Arabic: girl, daughter
>derived from Arabic
Oh.....

>>13210815
>brings dinner to your wine party

>>13212907
kάτι τρέχει στα γύφτιkα
Translation: Who gives a fuck
Literal translation: There is trouble in the gypsy village.

>the entirety of this thread
Thats a lot of shitposting

>>13211526
Why feels that like the most cringiest thing I read on here in a while. Maybe because unlike i.e. the lobster story it actually sounds like the guy isn't aware how pathetic this is?