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What cheap recipes do you know anon? What shit did your try in an attempt to satiate your cravings for not being starving?
For me, it's the cigarette ash and bread. You see, ash tastes like a very rich eggyolk, which is why I often use a combination of bread, cigarette ash on it and a cup of cheap coffee.

>> No.13216912

>>13215763
if you didnt smoke cigarettes you would have at least 50 dollars more per month to spend

>> No.13216917

>>13216912
/thread

>> No.13216923

>>13216912
That's nothing.

>> No.13216928

>>13216912
If you smoke 3 a day a pack of 20 ($10) lasts about 3 weeks.

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>>13215763

>> No.13217286

>>13216928
I think your math is a little off? It wouldn't even last a week.

>> No.13217292

Flour, milk, eggs, quark, meat when on "expiration date sale", lentils. It really isn't that hard

>> No.13217293

>>13216928
>if you smoke 3 a day a pack of 20 lasts about 20 days

>> No.13217988

>>13216912
You dont need to smoke them, just drop a few ash specks on the bread and spread them. 1 cig is enough for 3 meals.

>> No.13218010

Peanut butter, and cornflakes.

>> No.13218111

>>13215763
>ash tastes like a very rich eggyolk
What? No it doesn't, retard. It tastes like tobacco ash. You were really hoping someone stupider than you would try to eat cigarette ashes?

>> No.13219842

i'll give you points for having a creative idea for a thread with an interesting premise and believable writing style
overall A-

>> No.13219861

>>13216928
Who only smokes 3 a day. Might as well not smoke ever at that point.
And if you live anywhere smokes cost that much you should just quit or kys
t. Portland $5.50 for pack of camels, ~$4 for floor sweepings like Eagle 20s or Pyramids

>> No.13219941

>>13216928
are americans really this retarded at math?