/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13219277
I think you've got it backwards, friend
Black coffee is for effeminate males

>>13219277
Black coffee is for fedoras trying to be manly men. A splash of cream makes the coffee taste better and have a much nicer mouthfeel.

Explain the turtle.

>>13219299
>mouthfeel
love that word

>>13219299
>>13219293

I don’t drink it black but I also don’t let them jew me out of a third of the coffee I payed for with their fucking cream-room.

>>13219299
Women and children are more prone to have a preferences for sweets, fatties too. So yeah, liking black coffee is more manly.
As for people drinking it with the intent to look manly or being a "fedora" habit, that's a cope for child-palated fat faggots like you. People drink espresso all over Europe since before fedoras, memes or atheism came into existence.

>>13219377
Atheism precedes coffee by many centuries.

>>13219319
Ask for a black coffee and then afterwards ask for cream on the side

>>13219277
Only asshole boomers and cringelords say shit like this.
>source: worked in a coffee shop for years

>>13219277
>>13219299
Whole milk tastes a lot better in coffee than cream.

>>13219429
I just say “no” and then put cream in lol. The point of the thread is that if you get screwed by the room for cream scam, then you’re literally one of those “y-y-you too” guys.

>>13219299
It doesn't taste better. Even a splash drowns out all the interesting flavours.

>>13219377
>if you enjoy flavors that gravitate towards sweet/mild you're a faggot
sounds like dicklet cope who obsesses over masculinity

>>13219521
Recognizing a fact is not the same thing as obsessing over it.

>>13219529
IPA is also the best kind of beer according to facts.
In reality it's just diarrhea water.

>>13219499
What interesting flavors? Its all bitter shit

>>13219299
>mouthfeel

bet you wear silky panties for better "bodyfeel" too

this is a lazy and retarded meme and i want it to stop.
you faggots are making multiple threads a day arguing over whether or not to add stuff to coffee.
quality coffee tastes better black and mediocre coffee that still isn't terrible is okay to put stuff in. no amount of dairy or sugar will save shit-tier coffee.
fucking stop.

>>13219563
cope

>>13219377
I have a 7 inch cock and drink exclusively lattes

>>13219549
Then just drink cream with a caffeine tablet.

>>13219549
Roast level, bean species and extraction points among other factors objectively provide different flavors, retard.

>>13219629
get a life

>>13219549
>It's another "Retard doesn't know jack shit about coffee episode"

>>13219629
sounds like you get mad pussy, yo

>>13219631
>>13219644
>NOOO, don't call me out on my bullshit!!!

>>13219277
>I’d like a whole coffee

Nobody is going to point out how retarded this is? Its not like adding cream is going to take part of the coffee out. If it where a whole cup of coffee then that would be different but that is not the case.

>>13219655
Leaving room means putting less coffee into the cup so that there is more room in it.

>>13219665
>If it where a whole cup of coffee then that would be different but that is not the case.

>at cafe
>bitches beside me taking pictures of their coffee and tea

>>13219655
Do you know what displacement is?

>>13219655
You mean point out how retarded the practice of removing 1/4-1/3 of the amount of coffee to be occupied by this ostensibly massive clot of cream? because that’s exactly what I’m trying to do.

>>13220079
>1/4-1/3 of the amount of coffee
What the fuck who uses that much cream/milk? I only use about a tablespoon worth for a ~16oz thermos.

>>13220106
Nobody, that’s the point. Jewbucks started using this as a way to give betas less coffee. Chads say no to the room and then make it like The Wolf in Pulp Fiction anyway.

>>13220127
Percolated coffee is rubbish anyway. If you're paying somebody to make it, you should be getting espresso. In which case, if you're stretching it out to an Americano, all you're missing out on is water.

>>13220106
Nobody, that’s the point. Jewbucks started using this as a way to give betas less coffee. Chads say no to the room and then make it like The Wolf in Pulp Fiction anyway.

>>13220178
>>13220127
Whoops. It said the post didn’t go through becuz captcha

>>13220181
Sometimes happens when you accidentally click abort and then go to post again. When that happens, press update at the bottom left of the thread to make sure the post really didn't go through.

>>13219299
>mouthfeel

Cream costs more than coffee so why would anyone choose to not get free bonuses?

>>13220370
If you’re going to use that much cream then you’re basically having coffee flavored lactose