/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Femanon here, what’s a cringe thread?

>>13312485
A thread where fermanons post their tits or GTFO

>>13312457

>>13312457
why the fuck is it purple?

>>13312457

too much mold and not enough slices of Cthulu

>>13312485
Why does saying you are a female matter in the context of the question?

>>13312472
ketchup and nana is a good combo. used to do that as a kid.

>>13313048
cheese went bad

>>13313150
Are you new?

>>13312457

>>13313308
>Kobe
>Wagyu
>Well Done
>2014
I'm done.

>>13313308
based

@13312485
How would you know the term femanon but not cringe? Weak bait.

>>13313308

>>13313150
Effective bait

>>13313308
I'd take mine Extra Well-done. Blast it with a flamer down in the basement if you have to.

>>13312457
What if it was purple

>>13313308
>people shouldn't order their food the way they like it

>>13316589
Question: do you believe in EQ?

>>13316589
Theory of Mind sounds like an album name from some shitty punkpop band.

>>13312485
This isn't a femanon.

>>13313150
I'm gay btw if that matters

>>13312485
Bad bait

>>13312485
fuck women

>>13312457
Is this the new blue waffle?

>>13316628
Of course. I question how some try to measure it but unquestionably some people have higher emotional intelligence than others.

>>13313210
did you also used to torture small animals as a kid, you fucking serial killer?

>>13313210
No, shit bait.

>>13316589
OK retard enjoy your ketchup on banana and bread sandwiches.

>>13317694
Pretty much every pre-pubescent male did that. Normal kids grow out of it, serial killers accelerate it.

>>13312457
Can someone explain why it's purple?

>>13312457
purple sweet potato sauce? May be alright.

>>13313308
Just add some chup to the steak and we are talkin!

>>13312485
you know the rules anon
tits, or gtfo

>>13312472
> what’s a cringe thread?

A thread all about you.

>>13312485
Hey ladies Would you like to 2 get rich by running your own business from home with just your phone? Well you can't. Get a real job you stupid cunt

>>13316589
I realize that other people have opinions, it’s just that unless they’re the same as mine, they’re usually incorrect.

>>13316685
No doubt

>>13318058
I don't like that, I just understand someone else may.

>>13318347
Then you're literally retarded.

>>13313308

>>13316589
You're the fuck ass retard that mixes pappy and coke because "that's how I like my whiskey" finite resources are finite, and if an individual is just going to waste them, they should get fucked, and seriously consider suicide. An individual's ability to pay for that much premium steak is a testament to their material wealth, ordering it well done is indicative that they are shitty, shitty people who are simply a drain on society, and cannot and will not learn anything. Seriously fuck these idiots, I hope they literally burn in hell.
It is possible to want things done the wrong way. Steak, well done, is a very, very, very wrong thing.

>>13318378
Don't Speak

>>13319706
I know what you're thinking

>>13312472
MOOOOOOOOOODS

Are y'all gonna post food cringe or not

>>13319638
K, I'm cooking a rib eye stake right now and I'm going to enjoy it well done.
There's nothing you can do about it.
Maybe you should learn people like different hing and you are powerless to stop them instead of getting triggered.

>>13318347
Yeah and that makes you functionally retarded.

>>13319638
If genuine you are 100% mentally ill, bordering on sub-human. Not a joke, no irony.

>>13318130
>Pretty much every pre-pubescent male did that
"No!"

>>13313210
t. filipino

>>13319638
Well done just means 160 fahrenheit you fucking retard it can still be juicy as fuck.

>>13319638
I'm a tolerant guy, and y'all do you. I full continue to view well done steak as the mark of the culinary retarded, and a crime against nature and all good things about steak. Granted, I like my sirloins abbot medium, medium rare, and my nys no more than medium rare, but if someone is serving filet or ribeye, rare to blue rare. Or hell, cannibal sandwich that shit. Burning a perfectly good steak is an atrocity. Go buy tofu instead.

>>13322644
Actually yes.

>>13322644
Yeah you're right, I forgot to qualify that. Should be:
>Pretty much every pre-pubescent male who wasn't a girlish sissified mama's boy pussy did that

>>13320852
is that fucking Parmesan cheese?

>>13313308
nothing wrong with this
>>13319638
even if you're being ironic the soy is palpable

>>13313308
yo we have the exact same POS system in my kitchen

cheers brother

>>13312457
did they drizzle it with fucking red wine?

>>13313308
You just know everyone were horrified about the one guy who ordered medium well.

The guy that posted this said it was "this week's meals" for him and his girlfriend

>>13312457
i'm fucking color blind but i know that ain't right, wtf?

>>13326633
There is literally nothing wrong with this, 24 meals across 2 people is two meals a day for six days. Food prep is a very acceptable method for losing weight and/or saving money.
The food prepped might not be as tasty as new shit made fresh, but how is this cringe in any way?

>>13326722
Manchildren always gotta find something to bitch about/feel superior about. When you have no actual positive attributes you have to play pretend to cope.

>>13326722
the only negative i see is lack of variety, i'm not a robot that wants to eat meat balls every Friday. I consider it efficiency beyond necessity... which makes you a fag, in which case you should be ridiculed.

>>13313308
Ah yes seasoned with the tears of the poor fuck cooking that.

>>13318347
This but unironically

>>13326633
>why yes I would like to eat like a cafeteria in the comfort of my own home
Food prepping makes sense if it's for like two or three days. Making a whole week of the same meal would be awful.

>>13318130
In college I would see a kid in the dining hall and he would always have the same thing. A heaping mountain of roast vegetables, like as much as you could possibly fit on a single plate. If that wasn't weird enough, he ALWAYS would drench the entire thing in Heinz yellow mustard. He would go to the mustard dispenser and just keep on pumping until his food was absolutely covered and you couldn't even see the veggies underneath. Everyone called him mustard kid.

>>13326722
>24
Might want to check your math sweetie

>>13327276
2*2*6=24
You are big silly goose

>>13316685
https://youtu.be/_z-uo2tkW-I

>>13327406
Yes but there's 32 meals in the pic you dope

>>13318130
No?

>>13318139
blueberries

>>13327406
wtf? its just 4x8 you fucking retard. its 32

>>13327412
nice. Not pop punk though

>>13312457
My fucking dumbass roommate for a snack will scoop a couple spoonfuls of peanut butter into a bowl, microwave it for like 20 seconds, mix it a bit, and repeat that process several more times until it's liquidy. Then he fucking dips plain potato chips in it and eats that for a snack. He ran out of plain chips once and he only had jalapeno chips, so he ate jalapeno chips dipped in microwave peanut butter. It's so stupid and it pisses me off every time he does it.

>>13312457
looks like anal hemeroids or ass cancer.

>>13327406
>2*2*6=24
>common core
i promised i wouldn't bring /pol/ into other boards but you make it so hard for me!

>>13328284
i'm getting angry for you... fuck him

my dad buys a block of Parmesan cheese and will eat the entire thing in one sitting...not grated, not on anything... just straight

>>13328284
That sounds like something so disgusting that not even a stoned dog would be tempted by it.

>>13328382
baste dad

>>13328398
No! there's never any Parmesan cheese for meals, god damn it. i have to hide that shit in my bedroom if i want to have some left for me.

>>13328417
i doubt anyone has ever even attempted to eat that = reddit food

>>13313029
Looks too spicy for me

>>13328413
Is it just Parmesan that he likes to eat? if not you could try to sate the beast with another kind of cheese.

>>13313308
>orders sea bass
>no chili
>mfw

>>13328452
its mostly hard cheese, sometimes its asiago other times its a really expensive ultra sharp cheddar. But when it gets really bad he'll eat this shit by the spoonful

>>13328449
lol whitey

>>13328525
if thats bread... that is far cringier them the concept of this retarded restaurant

>>13328525
Should be illegal

>>13328525
>Worker nicks their finger on a knife
>You test positive 3 weeks later

>>13323412
Thats obviously cocaine

>>13328284
I wanna do this with crackers now I've never thought of heating up peanut butter to make it easy to dip in

>>13312472
There is literally nothing wrong with this

>>13320852
fucking Italians man... they're hardcore. Fuck around and find out

>>13313308
They probably will later say, "I've had kobe beef, it wasn't anything special."

>>13312457
this dude's night snack: hard bread with nutella and kaviar, liquirice herbal tea

>>13326722
>keeping cooked meat around for 6 days
righto

>>13319638
Are steak cucks the worst of the autists? From now on every steak I order will be well done and smothered in ketchup just to trigger these manchildren.

>>13326722
Have you ever eaten a meal you cooked 6 days beforehand? Have you ever had catastrophic food poisoning?

>>13328382
>>13328398
>>13328413
>based dad buys good eating parmesan and has to eat it all before his autism son steals it to grate on his tendies and probably masturbate with it in his room

>>13318130
>Pretty much every pre-pubescent male did that.
uhhhhhh

>>13322967
imagine being so american that acting like a sociopath is seen as manly

>>13328525
>inb4 the article is clickbait as usual and its just a regular restaurant but the cashier or janitor has aids or some shit

>>13328975
Depends on what it is, i have eaten tons of stews and chillies at 6 days. Wouldnt trust a fish sallad after 2 tho

But id say the problem is more eating the same thing every fucking day twice a day for a week

>>13328525
they had something like this in toronto but it was a massage place

>>13318347
absolutely based and correct

>>13322967
I was a girlish sissified mama's boy pussy and I tortured animals

>>13326633
Jesus christ, even if you grew up on TV dinners then this shit still has to taste bad. And for every meal? An would it really hurt to make something that doesn't center meat, or at least has some seasoning so you don't have to rely on meat to feel satisfied?
Here's the original thread: https://www.reddit.com/r/MealPrepSunday/comments/4tck4w/3rd_attempt_at_meal_prep_i_think_im_getting_this/
The calories of all of the meals are so high as to not make food prep even remotely worth it, what the fuck are they even doing cooking the rice in oil?

>>13312472
I legit can't tell if that's meatloaf or a boiled well-done steak

>>13313308
are you guys stupid? actual kobe beef is too fatty to eat rare, it needs to be medium well at least for all the fat to render

>>13312485
>>13314071

>>13312457
Mmmm.

>>13326839
>I consider it efficiency beyond necessity
It depends. If the ones doing it live active lives where they're working and attending gym / hobbies, meal prepping once a week is a huge benefit.

>>13312457
Eating pure table sugar rn because I'm out of food and too embarrassed to go out alone on Friday night

As if submerging his entire bare hand into the butter wasn't bad enough you can see that he partially dips his fucking watch in too

>>13312457

>>13326633

>>13328570
Your fault for having a stomach ulcer or tear in your GI tract, faggot.

>>13320852
We got a kid we worked with to do a line of msg one time.

>>13330062

>>13328987
shut up dad! i'm sick of you eating all the fricking parmesan cheese

>>13330022
i'm to poor to know if you're right but the logic is sound (you)

>>13330062
why do you have that saved?

>>13328468
taking the bait

It's "Chilean Sea Bass", not "Chili and Sea Bass".

wtf i came in here thinking id find some funny food stuff

but i've been chuckling at the fucking posts like these instead:

>>13329362
>>13319638

>>13328413
>>13328382
goddamit these posts made me chuckle too

unironically though, i am concerned for your father, well, because he may be addicted to cheese. milk based things can be very addictive, i'm not sure if ppl are very aware of that

>>13329447
>the calories are too high
Not everyone is a fat fucking retard; some people who are meal prepping want to GAIN WEIGHT. You dumb bitch.

>>13312457
What the actual fuck is that thing

>>13330765
Chili in* Sea Bass

>>13312457
i would really like to know how or watch a person try to eat that with only a butter knife and fork

>>13313308
There are restaurants in France that will ask you to leave if you order your steak well done. The chef came out of the kitchen one time to personally tell me to leave.

>>13328525
>staff has aids
>2 gay guys and a black chick
kek

>>13328284
This is unironicly the best way to eat pretzels, perfect mix of salty and sweet.

>>13330994
Based french elitism!

>>13328382
>my dad buys
>>13328413
>I have to hide that shit in my bedroom
How about you buy your own block of cheese you stupid zoomer.

>>13319638
Lol, jealous much soiboi? Go back crying in some sanders subreddit that society is unfair

>>13331286
>soiboi
Newfag.

>>13326722
they're 32 meals int he photo

>>13320852
This was me right before she left me.

>>13328850
Are you eating your food off a filthy rag?

>>13331886
not that guy, but this is a cringe thread after all

>>13327240
I knew a guy like that except he did it with pasta

>>13327149
Only if youre a toddler

>>13326633
That's a lot of food per meal

>>13328398
>baste dad
what do I baste him with?

>>13329289
And that's the reason you're losing europe and uk to sand nigs.

>>13322922
This in every possible way.

If they want to fuck up their food, let them overcook some dry chicken breast or tofu and splatter it with ketchup before casting steak pearls before autistic tastelet swine.

>>13333258
Only if you're someone that wants to avoid food poisoning that would be brought about by eating a 6 day old meal. But go on, enjoy having the shits for a solid 3 hours straight.

>>13327276
Nothing is wrong with eating that much food in a week if you're active enough and actually burn enough calories to where your body requires that much nutrients, something you would know about if you actually got out of your chair and away from your computer, you fat fucking plebbit retard.

>>13312472
You ain't from Texas if you don't know what this is

>>13326633
>eating the same amount of food as a woman

>>13312457
where's that one with the blue jelly and mash potato with the goddam garnish. That fucking lemon garnish gets me every time.

>>13327240
Mustard kid based

>>13318139
poi

>>13328417
DO AMERICANS REALLY EAT THIS???

>>13335249
no we sell them to tourists

>>13326618
>can't even eat it normally like a real burger

Take about a shame

>>13335392
Going out of state makes a tourist in your country

>>13318130
>Pretty much every pre-pubescent male did that

>>13313308
REEEEEE
You are supposed to order your wagyu blue rare, sashimi or sous vide'd, with a bed of steamed white rice and pickled purple onions

>>13322322
I'm gonna teleport behind you filthy casual, or you know what, I hope that steak gives you diarrhea

>>13335530
>blue rare
Why do cooklets do this?

>>13326618
Taistey boigahs, with soolt and peppah! Delicious mmmmm ay ay ay. Absolutely amayzeing!

>>13329289
Imagine being an insufferable euroqueer who likes being fucked in the ass.

>>13335550
He means blue.

>>13328382
Stop exposing me on your forums son, you know you always eat fistfuls of my parmesan or grate it on your mini pizzas when I am sleeping, maybe if you had a job and bought your own cheese this would happen, but you only want to live inside your "fort" and watch Chinese cartoons all day, stop messing with my cheese

>>13330994
>Fag orders a well done steak
>Chef Gustave gets angry af
>Monsieur the gay bar is on the other street, please leave.
Based

>>13335429
because each state is the size of country and has its own culture

>>13335594
i mini pizza does seem good right now

>>13335662
Dont make me get on my trousers and go downstairs to smack you

>>13318130
not at all

>>13318130
t. Serial killer

An egg

>>13335988
u wot

>>13318130
>tfw when i hit a big moth with a tennis racket, then superglued its wings to my garage floor when it was still stunned.

someone post the "cake crumb hot hot" screenshot

>>13336143
never mind, I found it

Why is it that we are expected to dismiss the idea of quality of food and taste in the modern world?
Good taste used to be something that people actively cultivated, but now we have to pretend that retard Timmy eating dirt and worms is equivalent to a dish prepared by a master chef.

>>13330117
I gave an alcoholic line cook 20$ to snort a fat line of pepper for beer money once. I also got the dishwasher to snort a line of strawberry Sunday topping. You kitchen workers are crazy.

>>13318130
Fuck no you psychopath. The worst I did as a kid was destroy ant nests, drown them, that sort of thing. Torturing animals means you're insane

>>13337464
>ants aren't animals
Ok, kid.

>>13331104
was just about to post this lmao

>>13337557
yea but they bite you so fuck them

>>13312485
Fuck off, roastie.

>>13312457
Doesn't look that bad to me. Blue cheese, blueberries and speck?

>>13312485

>>13326722
>24

>>13337350
One of my dudes did it for the challenge on our Christmas party, he drank an Oz of pine oil cleaner

>>13328382
Kek

>>13326633
Batchcooking done the wrong way

>>13330067
i too would have this nutrition plan if i was rich enough to always buy all these and also have a lot of time to work out

>>13340291
Basically by being the pebble?

>>13331886
I was thinking the same thing, that rag is fucking rancid.

>>13329447
whats wrong with meat now?

>>13330067
Imagine spending 75% of the day cooking and 25% in the gym.

>>13335625
The chef who thre me out for ordering a well done steak actually said "You want burger? Go to McDonalds and get burger!" then threw me out. Happened in Nantes about 12 years ago.

>>13341678
>thinking he cooks for himself when he's the highest paid actor
imagine the shits, though

My friends thought this was cringe but we recently all went out for a nice dinner together and when the server asked how I wanted the NY strip cooked, I said "perfectly please." But the the chef actually delivered mine personally and explained how happy he was that it was ordered perfectly and explained that explained why he orders this beef from this farm and it's age and a bunch of bullshit. He was super excited and watched me cut into it.

>>13342732
So how was it cooked?

>>13312472
the milk is what does it

>>13343047
why, medium well, of course.

>>13329447

>>13342560
based chef

>>13328850
mumsig frukost

>>13328510
im asian btw if that matters

>>13336152
wut

>>13328525
>Canada
ahaha fuckin leafs

>>13331131
With pretzels sure, peanut butter and pretzels is a great combination. But fucking regular-ass potato chips? Even jalapeno potato chips???

Also the overuse of olive oil in general, like it's some magical sauce that makes everything into a good meal.

>>13326633
Unless im retarded
4 * 8 = 32 meals there, for 2 people, so 16, divided by 3 meals a day = 5.33 days worth of food per person.

>keeping cooked meat for > 5 days

>200+ replies
>not one single mention of the Hurgin
I want to quit this place so bad

>>13329300

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/08/canada-toronto-restaurant-hiv-aids-kitchen-staff-stigma

"The 14-person team was working to open June’s, a unique pop-up restaurant in Toronto that is the world’s first eatery in which all of the kitchen staff are HIV positive."

>>13328850
Seems like the average norwegian night snack to me.

>>13345486
sauce?

>>13345746
Sure. Ketchup or Mayo?

>>13345693
yeah dane fag here would do the same

>>13326633
and those exact same people get mad when you post the npc wojak lmao

>>13345791
i- is that flan?

>>13345746
>>13346174

>>>/wsg/3188412

>>13327406

>>13328382

>>13340291
asparagus can get pricy but everything on there is extremely cheap
when getting steak dont fuss about the cut, and look for something that is about to expire, it will be cheaper yet more tender
if its a really bad cut like round steak or eye of round steak (lol) cut it up and make an asian dish, like beef and broccoli

>>13337464
I did crusify bugs and bruild houses for them on the bbq and the turned it on.
Insects don't count right?