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>> No.13344273

>>13344269
His fucking look.

>> No.13344289

>>13344269
>*drops your meat on the ground*
Deceptive faggot was only doing that stupid looking at the camera thing briefly for each cut to make seem like he did it the entire time and then went back to normal the rest of the time. I guarantee you.

>> No.13344290

>>13344269
very impressive.

>> No.13344298

>>13344289
Einstein over here

>> No.13344300

would suck if you fell in

>> No.13344429

wouldnt the fire die because no oxygen?

>> No.13344444
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>> No.13344455

>>13344444
kino dig'ts for a keto post

>> No.13344471
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>>13344444
based af

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>>13344269

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>> No.13344674

>>13344444
Sadly one of his better results.

>> No.13344684

>>13344289
i don't believe you

>> No.13344690

>>13344633
___ ____ __ ___ ___?

>> No.13344700

>>13344289

it clearly shows him smiling the entire time

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>> No.13345144

>>13344289

wow genius detective work you're on the team brohamlet now fucking die

>> No.13345160

>>13344269
what a faggot

>> No.13345167

>>13344429
u dont need fire, u need heat, which he had

>> No.13345171

>>13344633
the king has arrived

>> No.13345185

>>13344289
Anything to prove that?

>> No.13345239

>>13344444
>spoon
>limp hand suggesting a third stroke
Other than constantly emphasizing, it's disconcerting that he didn't ruin the dish.

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>> No.13345522

>>13344690
__ ___ __ ____ ___ ___ ____

>> No.13345527

>>13344444
How long after his stroke was this made? He should have pretty good use of his right arm by now.

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>>13345493
its like they give him easy instructions how to make a plate and then he willingly wants to ruin it by adding something that doesn't mix well

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>> No.13345753

>>13344269
What was he even cooking in there? An ostrich?

>> No.13345929

>>13345716
What a wizard, that splendid technique made 4 burgers instead of 2.

>> No.13345946

>>13345722
sad

>> No.13345951

>>13344269
For real for a long time seeing this dudes webms i thought he was blind but i guess he's just turkish

>> No.13345985

>>13345951
Wait, he's not blind???

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>>13346255
OOOH OOOOOH I'M GOING TOOO.... I'M GOING TO COOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!

>> No.13346267

>>13344269
eww dat maggots @ 0:54

>> No.13346274

>>13346267
Go to an opticians, please

>> No.13346279
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>>13344269
What's he cooking? Camel?

>> No.13346294

>>13346279
It's clearly beef

>> No.13346310

>>13345722
poor chickns. plus i wonder where the entire pan coating has gone.

>> No.13346317
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>>13346294
Well sorry, man. I live alone so I only rarely purchase and cook entire cowlegs and am not as familiar with them as you.

>> No.13346431

>>13346317
What the fuck is that?

>> No.13346445
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>>13346431
cheese

>> No.13346448

>>13346431
US-culture

>> No.13346463

>>13345239
he did have another stroke. keep up with ur jack history

>> No.13346506

>>13346279
man i love tom
if this is supposed to be food cringe he has far more offensive cooking videos than this one though

>> No.13346508

>>13346255
she looks deformed.

>> No.13346516

>>13345540
I hate this webm for the fact he puts the bread in the fucking grease. This sandwich will leave your hands filthy.

>> No.13346519

>>13345540
>if everything is in italian it will sound cooler!

>> No.13346715

>>13346431
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tulum_cheese

>> No.13346982

>>13346431
It's cheese, dear.

>> No.13347227

>>13344269
This guys gives Turkish people a good name.

>> No.13347327

>>13344269
the absolute madlad

>> No.13347337

>>13344455
I see kek has blessed you with dubs for speaking his word

>> No.13347357

>>13345135
kino

>> No.13347359

>>13344269
This fucking turkish asshole always looks so happy. Like look at me I'm gonna chop 20 onions all while smiling and looking at the camera. I won't even fucking blink and just stare at your fat fucking face. What the fuck is his problem? Look now I'm digging a whole in the ground big enough to fit a man all while smiling and looking at you. Now I'm gonna lay some bricks to make it into an oven looking happy as fuck. Then I'm gonna light and lower a big fucking chunk of meat. Am I happy and smiling while doing so? You bet your faggot ass I am. I fucking hate this guy.

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>>13347367
It's easy to make jokes about Joe Rogan but he's not wrong; apes would fuck us up is a second if they chose to.

>> No.13347377

>>13347337
>le kek god xD
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.13347382

>>13347374
this makes me sad in the soul

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>>13347374

>> No.13347651

>>13347377
I see kek has blessed you with dubs for speaking his word

>> No.13347679

>>13344289
Holy shit no way, really?!

>> No.13347686

>>13346310
Lol look at the fact he's using a fork, then look at the sides of the pan where u can see a million for marks lol. If that's jack no wonder he had a stroke.

>> No.13347707

>>13347686
Welcome to /ck/ newfriend. That clip is of Kay from Kays Good Cooking.

>> No.13347709

>>13347707
>newfriend
No, just have not seen that clip before. I dont usually bother with webm threads that aren't on wsg because not having audio is retarded.

>> No.13347711

>>13345527
he still doesn't, check the last vids.

everyone kept commenting that he should be using that arm to rebuild the muscle and nerves but then he disabled comments on all his vids lmao

>> No.13347714

>>13344269
Based af! What country is that from? I'm getting a south american vibe.

>> No.13347723

>>13347714
He's Turkish

>> No.13347787

>>13347709
Yeah ok newfag

>> No.13347796

>>13347374
Does anyone have a link to this show? I've looked for years and been unable to find it

>> No.13347811

>>13346279
Sadly this is peak yank cuisine

>> No.13347931

>>13346506
I firmly believe that if we don't commit suicide before getting old, we will turn out like Tom.

>> No.13347937

>>13347811
nice seethe

>> No.13348043

>>13344289
Wait. Are you serious?!

>> No.13348053

>>13344289
t. hates happiness.

What a sad sack of shit.

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>>13344289

>> No.13348152

>>13344289
Imagine being this fucking miserable

>> No.13348167

>>13347937
nice cope

>> No.13348175

>>13344269
i'd like to build something like that, anyone know how much a pit like that would set me back in bricks and other material?

>> No.13348293

>>13347796

Yes. I found it within 5 minutes. Try harder, anon.

>> No.13348423

>>13348175
Not much, especially if you make an effort on craigslist or whatever you can probably find a bunch of bricks for free.

>> No.13348503

>>13348293
>5 minutes
The fuck? It took literally 15 seconds.

>> No.13348658

>>13344633
Oh come on now

>> No.13348671

>>13344289
>he doesn't smile all the time, even when the cameras are off

>> No.13349070

>>13344289
(You)

>> No.13349098

>>13344643
Man, I haven't thought about this in a lot of years

>> No.13349155
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>>13345540
>seems excessive but sounds pretty good
>the video keeps going

>> No.13349492

>>13346255
lol she's wearing a diaper

>> No.13349526

>>13346317
WOAH did he turn a cow into cheese? is this real life magic?

>> No.13349535

>>13344269
whys he gotta look at the camera with that dumb expression

>> No.13349584

>>13349535
cause it's funny

>> No.13350037

>>13346431
it's a turnip

>> No.13350736

>>13346506
>>13347811
>>13348167
quit seething toms channel is entirely satire dude made a video where he ate a watermelon with his clone

>> No.13350763

>>13344633
How?

>> No.13350786

>>13347374
physically painful to watch

>> No.13351078

>>13347359
Digging a...
>whole
Sigh dude

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>> No.13351125

>>13347367
how these apes get so strong and buff from just eating banana and shit? is vegan the true red pill?

>> No.13351134

>>13345135
how does she get out of there?

>> No.13351148

>>13345722
I always tense up when I see people with teflon pans and all the teflon is gone. One of my old roommates used to cook in a teflon pan and he'd use a big metal spoon to stir/flip. I looked at the pan after he did dishes and you could see tons of bare metal spots. He always ate flakes of teflon in his food for years, I assume.

>> No.13351163

>>13346516
Do you not wash your hands after you eat lmao

>> No.13351176

>>13351125
It's called natural selection and genetics. If you're the monkey that can't crush the coconut you can't get pussy and that's the end of your weak genes.

>> No.13351184

>>13351125
>how these apes get so strong and buff from just eating banana and shit? is vegan the true red pill?
they are literally not human

>> No.13351274

>>13346516
so fucking much THIS, infuriates me

>> No.13351512

>>13351125
They evolved to. They aren't humans so they don't need to eat the same things that we do.

>> No.13351692

>108 posts
>22 image posts
>19 of them are webmemes

>> No.13351721

>>13351125
There a variety of different reasons. Apes have a different gut structure than us with a small stomach, shorter small intestine, and larger large intestine that ensures that fibrous foods like fruits, vegetables, and roots are absorbed from for longer periods.
Different muscle structures, for example the reason apes have a stronger bite that humans is because their temporal muscle stretches further upwards that ours, meeting at a ridge on the top of the skull.
And also because they move along almost entirely on all fours they have more active arm muscle development than humans, whereas we have a more active leg muslce development due to being entirely bipedal.

>> No.13351778

>>13344429
I don't understand it, but tons of cultures do this, make a fire in the ground then bury it.

>> No.13351785

>>13344429
Nah there's enough air to keep the coals smoldering, so you end up with a really low and slow burn, which is perfect for doing large amounts of food

>> No.13351789

>>13346255
must be a pain to wipe ur ass

>> No.13351790

>>13344429
The whole point is to heat the bricks rather than keep a sustainable fire. With it being underground the bricks are insulated so they won't lose heat very quickly.
>>13351785
No

>> No.13351796

>>13347711
Guess his comments section finally matches his arm then

>> No.13351999

>>13351098
you should still break them in half before putting in the pot

>> No.13352048

>>13345716
Kay is the best

>> No.13352684

>>13344471
>he made a non-newtownian batter by accident
never change, ja/ck/

>> No.13352693

>>13346255
FERTILE WOMAN WITH CHILD BEARING HIPS

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>> No.13352928

>>13344444
lmao, looks like he has some major damage after his third stroke. I can see that his right arm and face are pretty severely damaged. He won't be getting back from that one guys!

>> No.13352945

>>13352928
iirc the third one we are still looking forward too. fingers crossed he survives as a full on vegetable.

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>>13344289

>> No.13352961

>>13344289
big if true

>> No.13352963

>>13352945
I would love to see him cook as a full on vegetable

>> No.13352965

>>13345540
See, this is the kind of shit that justifies veganism.

>> No.13352970

>>13352963
would we really notice though?

>> No.13352986

>>13352970
It would be an improvement from his current retardism

>> No.13352992

>>13352986
>goes full potato
>amazon looking for volunteers to test ai driven exoskeleton
>becomes amazing at cooking

>> No.13353075

>>13352992
iirc he already volunteered for some prosthetic like stroke recovery assisting device trial and was denied since he aint doing jack on his own.
or maybe it was because he was asked to pony up a chunk of change, cant remember.

>> No.13353091

>>13347711
His prayers are more powerful than any exercise.

>> No.13353111

>>13347374
How should they have done it? I usually get my hammer out of the toolbox, but I don't think they had a hammer.

>> No.13353122

>>13353111
backside of a cleaver or heavy chef's knife usually works. Or the cakeroll they ended up using anyway.
Or a honing steel

>> No.13353219

>>13352893
What the fuck were those

>> No.13353510

>>13352952
that's an old image

>> No.13353533

>>13344444
>right arm ded

quints of sadness

>> No.13353539

>>13346255
UMA BUNDA MAXIMA AYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY

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>>13353546

>> No.13353590

>>13345716
seriously what is wrong with the woman in this webm? All of her food is like this. I don't get it at all. Is she mentally ill?

>> No.13353593

>>13353590
She's just not very good at cooking

>> No.13353926

>>13353590
she's been cooking since she was a young lady, she probably learned the basics wrong because she was a dumb kid and it has never occurred to her to do it right

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>>13344289

>> No.13354256

>>13352872
dont fucking bully kay bitch

>> No.13354266
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>> No.13354283

>>13354266
yeah sorry that's all bullshit. while they do some of that stuff to prep for taking the pictures truth in advertising laws require that what they take a picture of is the real thing and can be eaten.

basically they use those tricks to make a stand in get all the framing and camera settings right, then quickly bring out the real thing for the few seconds it takes to take a picture or film it.

>> No.13354289

>>13354283
>things in advertisements are bullshit
WOW WE'VE GOT A FUCKIN' GENIUS HERE

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>> No.13354430

>>13351125
They have different muscles than humans do.

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>>13353590
nobody has the heart to tell her she's done it all wrong

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>>13354458

>> No.13354551

>>13351125
They have a few genes that make them gain a lot of muscle. We also have them, but they are deactivated (I don't know if this is the right technical word). Chimp muscles are very different to ours because our muscles are for endurance, while theirs is for power outbursts. Early human hunting was basically run after the prey until they got exhausted and gave up on life. For that kind of hunting being muscular is terrible, and the muscles need to be optimized for low impact and long periods of stress. That's why our big muscle genes are asleep, and why a kilogram of our muscle can't generate as much force as another great ape kilogram of muscle.

>> No.13354566

>>13354551
On the other hand, any fat slob can run much longer times and farther away than any chimpanzee or a gorilla can dream of.

>> No.13354577

>>13353546
What's up with americans patting food with fucking paper? Do you retarded autistic niggers pat grilled cheese, salads, risottos and burritos too? Holy shit, what a bunch of braindead subhumans.

>> No.13354646

>>13345540
where do u gfet these

>> No.13354664
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>>13344289
motherfucking genius over here

>> No.13354680

>>13344792
Waht the Fack?

>> No.13354705

>>13346279
Poor guy. He put more effort than people gave him credit. I wish you well old man.

>> No.13354734

>>13351125
Do vegans really?

>> No.13354848

>>13346279
Who is this / what's his channel ?

>> No.13354860

>>13344638
Is that a young gronk?

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>>13346255
breh

>> No.13354951

>>13354705
He did really try. Age gives no quarter.

>> No.13355023

>>13354577
>doesn't know what a paper towel is
What's life like in africa Matumbe?

>> No.13355038

>>13355023
Pretty good. Our meat isn't artificially filled out with water to increase the weight so we don't have to worry about removing that water.

>> No.13355151

>>13354951
>>13354705
He's an actor. In a lot of his older videos he plays up his age and the shakiness of his hands. It's catching up to him though, god bless him

>> No.13355332

>>13344792
Now I will buy your burger.

>> No.13355623

>>13351134
She doesn't
She's trapped there forever

>> No.13355633

>>13346255
give me that fucking sauce

>> No.13355717

>>13354848
Featureman

>> No.13355729

>>13355623
How do I get in?

>> No.13355732

>>13344792
Finally, makreting that appeals to me.

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>>13351796

>> No.13355745

>>13354458
This St. George's Channel of oil that the pancake is floating on wouldn't even be that disgusting if it was even hot enough to cook.

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>> No.13355906

>>13354577
dry meat cooks better

>> No.13355912

>>13354389
what in the fly fuck? i have so many questions i don't want answered

>> No.13355938

>>13346445
>that cutie girl

>> No.13355951

>>13346255
Oh jesus

>> No.13355978

>>13355938
>Girl

>> No.13356483

>>13344444
God punished him for strangling his son to near death. That's what you get, Jack. That's what you get.

>> No.13356793

>>13355745
Is that a non-stick pan, as well?

>> No.13356818

>>13351098
exactly what i want in noodles.... dough seeped in a poo-person's arm hair, sweat, follicles and dead skin. yum.

>> No.13356901

>>13356818
I hope you don't ever eat in restaurants then or boy do I have a surprise for you.

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>>13354389

>> No.13356986

>>13354389
even ignoring the rest - what the fuck kind of fucking savage does not peel carrots that are clearly not going into stock?

>> No.13357000

>>13344633
?

>> No.13357033

>>13356986
I don't, depending on what it is for. Usually I eat carrots after a good wash, that's it. But more flavor, even if it is a bit bitter depending on the carrot.

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>>13344269

>> No.13357047

>>13346279
I like this guy, but watching old people cook and eat with their gross hands and noises is torture. Especially since they all seem to use the same clinical lighting

>> No.13357049

>>13357033
you motherfucker need some culture, stat.

>> No.13357073

>>13356986
I dont. Just wash them off

>> No.13357074

>>13351125
Some animals are able to process the nutrients from foods better than others.
Not all digestive systems are made equal.
It's the same reason why herbivores don't benefit from meat, as it is harder for them to break down flesh into usable nutrients.
It's also why carnivores such as Cats and Dogs can only eat very specific fruits and veggies, as some produce can cause upset stomachs or even risk fucking killing them.

>> No.13357092

>>13354389
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13357093

>>13354389
Somehow I'm having a hard time thinking how I would cut a carrot in half lengthwise, but I'm sure it's not like this.

>> No.13357126

>>13357093
wat? hold it with thumb and index fingers, push down the knife at one end and just slide it along while it touches the board.

>> No.13357136

>>13357126
yeah, somehow I was blanking when trying to picture it lmao

>> No.13357167

>>13357049
Nobody ever told me it wasn't normal... I still don't see why it isn't? Similar idea to potato skin.

>> No.13357176

>>13357167
unless we are talking baby carrots the skin has a disgusting texture and taste.

>> No.13357205

>>13344444
I wish that, when he bit into that muffin, that cum would just shoot out of it all over his face. As did he.

>> No.13357231

>>13356483
>guy does something bad
>anything bad that happens to him must be punishment
he's a diabetic with high blood pressure and is like 150 lbs overweight and would rather taste beautiful juices than live with dignity

>> No.13357247

>>13353550
Anyone else hear the good eats jingle at 0:15

>> No.13357251

>>13354289
>t. zoomer who didn't read past the first line

>> No.13357296

>>13344269
Is this the dude that helps the poor?

>> No.13357340

>>13354680
It's milk stew inside a croquette served as a burger.

>> No.13357357

>>13345722
>english style
thats for sure

>> No.13357372

>>13357176
Carrots don't even have a skin, if you wash the carrot it tastes the exact same

>> No.13357374

>>13352893
how do i attain this mode

>> No.13357396

>>13345135
I've given it more thought than necessary over the years, and I've come to the conclusion that food workers using gloves is less sanitary than using their bare hands. It's 'Food Safety Theater' that accomplishes nothing. Not only do they scratch their balls and smoke with the gloves, but they're about twice as unlikely to change gloves than they are to wash their hands when either got dirty

It's human nature to want to clean your hands when you get a chance. But with gloves, there's no reason to. Just let the contamination and germs pile up. Teaching and enforcing proper hand-washing routines would be far more effective in preventing the spread of germs and contaminants.

There's also the thing skin itself being both absorbent and reflective to some degree (that hinders the spread) which latex isn't, but that's a really long post.

>> No.13357399

>>13354458
Do the English really?..

>> No.13357401

>>13354577
Many wash their chicken (but not other meats?). It's best not to dwell on it.

>> No.13357582

>>13357396
This paper agrees with you at least https://jfoodprotection.org/doi/abs/10.4315/0362-028X-68.1.187
>The observed tendency of food workers to wear the same pair of gloves for extended periods and complacency might account for the apparent failure of gloves to reduce or prevent bacterial contamination. The results further suggest that glove use might be counterproductive because workers might wash their hands less frequently when gloved.

>> No.13357706

>>13347367
>>13347374
https://youtube.com/watch?v=zTZ1HWgIEbw

>> No.13357716

>>13355729
You don't
You're trapped here forever

>> No.13357865

>>13357036
Is this OC? Noice

>> No.13357935

>>13357396
I don't know man. I worked at a factory producing medical goods ones. Everyone was required to wash their hands on a regular basis, but few people did. Most people didn't care really. Enjoy your next hospital stay.

>> No.13358545

>>13357935
I've worked at multiple hospitals, known janitors that got fired for not changing gloves. I know the cooks and helpers changed gloves often, just due to amount of recycling and trash I had to pull from them. If the hospital has it in their budget, they'll get the test swabbers that check for containment on surfaces. If it was tested and came back at like 500 or higher, it was considerd not cleaned, had to do it again. Management wanted us to hit sub 100 on all our tests (usually would take up to 20 samples), usually I scored 10 to 20 range on stuff like toilets. Worked at one hospital that got swabbed, a fridge door was like 3000 on the germ meter.

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>>13358545
Heres the machine we used. They cost a few grand for one. The test swabs are like 30 bucks each.

>> No.13358785

>>13354283
They didn't falsify any of the products. The soup was real. The pancakes were real. The pie was real. The beer was real. It's the garnish that was falsified. I have a set of "ice cubes" next to me that are solid glass, because they sink to the bottom. That's how they make drink glasses look top-to-bottom-full of ice. It's not ice. But the coke in the glass is real.

>> No.13359021

>>13353590
she's your stereotypical council house bong retard and I say this as someone that liked her

>> No.13359040

>>13355717
Thanks man, I actually found it by searching but it's always nice when an anon helps you out

>> No.13359046

>>13359040
No problem, glad you decided to put in some legwork instead of just relying on charitable spoon feeding.

>> No.13359560

>>13344643
>Not harming anyone (besides maybe himself one could argue)
>Hamburger probably tastes like the best fucking meal of his life

This will forever be my spirit animal.

In b4 >WAH IT WAS IN FRONT OF HIS GROWN CHILD

Who fucking cares?

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>>13345722
>>13345716
>>13354458
i don't even know if it's because it's an electronic stove or because she doesn't realize she has to wait until it heats properly

>> No.13359683

>>13357093
cut the carrot in half and then cut half lengthwise

>> No.13359689

>>13357176
Wrong on two counts. Once because the texture and taste is nice, and twice because baby carrots don't have skin. They are carved from the inside of normal carrots, so can not possibly have any skin.

>> No.13359905

>>13359689
>A baby carrot is a carrot sold at a smaller size before reaching maturity. A baby-cut carrot is a small piece cut from a larger carrot; baby-cut carrots are often marketed as "baby carrots", leading to potential confusion.
circumcised magic does not a baby carrot make.
and if you can enjoy the taste and texture of a part that had lifelong direct exposure to the earth congrats on your shit taste.

>> No.13359924

>>13354551
This. The weaker muscle gives you great fine motor skills compared to any animal. So you're weak as fuck for your weight but build all the tools and equipment to make make more than up for it

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>>13359677
Kawaii af~

>> No.13360020

>>13351125
leaves are mostly protein

>>13354430
lol no

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>>13359677
i wanna see her stomach bulge immediately after that vid

>> No.13360394

>>13355633
newfags don't deserve to get the sauce

>> No.13360410

>>13351125
apes eat meat too dude

>> No.13360414

>>13345540
do italians really?

>> No.13360426

>>13360414
no

>> No.13360428

>>13346255
how do i get my booty to look like that?

>> No.13360442

>>13360428
drink lard

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>> No.13360512

>>13360509
any bakefags know what the point of that was?

>> No.13360529

>>13360512
apart from showmanship maybe different board texture taking away different amounts of extra flour? kinda like grinding away the excess with a double sided sharpening stone. and its also likely to affect the dough texture itself.

>> No.13360542

>>13360512
It's mostly showmanship. Moving them around shakes off extra flour and spreading them out makes sure they don't stick together when baking, but he could have easily done it by hand without the flair.

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>> No.13360554

>>13360529
>>13360542
cool. thanks

>> No.13360578

>>13347359
It's the power of Islam.

>> No.13360763

>>13351125
think about all the biggest and strongest animals

elephants, whales, rhinos, etc
they are all vegan
so yes

also if you are vegan you don't smell like dead meat and your cum taste awesome so girls will swallow

>> No.13360772

>>13354389
thats when im cooking when im high
that's why i don't cook high anymore

>> No.13360780

>>13344269

I'm fucking salivating rn. Gotta get something similar

>> No.13360815

>>13344289
WHOA

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>>13347367

Those things will tear you to shreds, man...

Jaime pull that up

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13360854

>>13355802

Im repulsed & aroused at the same time

>> No.13360858

>>13359677
imagine the smell(s after)

>> No.13360909
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>235 posts
>47 images
These threads suck

>> No.13360923

>>13360772
I can tell you don't get high at all and are just saying this out of your ass

because getting high makes me into an insanely better cook. It increases my patience and makes me careful and delicate.

>> No.13360942

>>13360909
>just dump webms no talking

>> No.13361055

>>13360923
>a guy who likes getting high would never misrepresent the detriment of getting high to justify his behavior

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>>13360942
There's a balance to be had, faggot. And you can do both at the same time.

>> No.13361184

>>13360909
Glad to see Jeb got a creative outlet after his trauma.

>> No.13361233

>>13344638
Fuck the Packers and their fans

>> No.13361244

>>13346279
and to imagine people like this are allowed to vote. no wonder trump won and will win again

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>>13361244
Sorry, forgot to include a picture of me, an average Bernie Bro.

>> No.13361250

>>13361244
>people like this
he's a Hollywood actor.

>> No.13361256

>>13361250
who probably can't even wipe his own ass anymore. children aren't allowed to vote either so why let old senile conservstive fucks have a say in the future of this country

>> No.13361281

>>13344643
>>13349098
The internet never forgets

>> No.13361343

>>13361281
I don't think that's true anymore. Too much pointless bullshit drowning everything else out.

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>>13346255

>> No.13361406

>>13361343
everything is recorded, just because we aren't propping it up does not mean we forgot it.

>> No.13361419

>>13361406
It gets deleted. Storage costs money.

>> No.13361627

>>13361118
oh, wait
BLACK steak I get it
like NIGGERS because it's watermelon
that's pretty clever

>> No.13361668

>>13353546
>add sugar to ketchup

>> No.13361710

>>13361668
sugar And molasses.
but i dont see anything bad in it unless this sauce is your staple diet, a thickening agent and caramel flavour is all it is.
im too lazy to check a bottle of catsup, but i doubt sugar comes earlier than 3d or 4th place in the ingredients list, its nowhere near enough as a thickener or overall taste agent.

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>>13346255
What a fat piece of shit

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>>13354389

>> No.13361999

>>13344792
McDonald's in japan is so much better then in America desu.

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>> No.13362056

>>13362006
WHAT IN THE NAME OF UNGODLY SHITFUCKING SATAN???

>> No.13362067

>>13362006
do english people really?

>> No.13362290

>>13361118
>235 posts
>47 images
>precisely 1:4 webm / comment ratio
How would you balance it?

>> No.13362368

>>13360909
Don't forget half of those images are not even webms

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>> No.13362713

>>13361999

The nig in me wants to try Japanese KFC as well as getting stuff from their 7/11

>> No.13363496

>>13360942

Yes, this is the point. I don't want to hear your shitty opinions and pointless arguing.

>> No.13363523

>>13344289
The ultimate black pill :((((((

>> No.13363542

>>13347384
based

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>>13346255
boi oi oi oi oi oi oi oing

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>>13357396

>> No.13363641

>>13344269
Amazing,...until it rains.

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>> No.13363786

>>13362067
Well Richard Hammond there is Welsh, and he's probably doing it to take the piss out of Jeremy Clarkson, who likes certain American things, if not him then a Scottish person, because the Scots are known to fry stuff. It's a gag, anyway.

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>>13363786
Even from that brief clip I can tell he's doing it to make fun of someone other than Clarkson. The only thing American Clarkson likes is the Ford GT, which he also hates.

>> No.13363985 [DELETED] 

>>13353546
>kosher salt
You can't get those jews out of the oven can't you?

>> No.13363997

>>13344269
Nice

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>>13355802
>prolapsed angus

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>>13360333
A true patrician

>> No.13365052

>>13346317
that clean pull was so satisfying

>> No.13365709

>>13355802
>filename

>> No.13365976

>>13355633
looks like worchester or maybe oyster sauce

>> No.13366040

>>13346279
It's the styrene plate that upsets me the most.

>> No.13366099

>>13346279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hmp8SgK_VK0

>> No.13366107

>>13363649
did it(she?) just touch food with a pot holder? unacceptable

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>>13361249
that's it I'm done
t. loads gun aggressively

>> No.13366155

>>13344792
>you will never get to dress up as a cute girl with your other trap friends and eat unrealistic mcdonalds hamburgers in glorious nippon
Why even live

>> No.13366292

>>13360763
(whales are not vegan)

>> No.13366317

> pouring beer into a glass like that

Of course you don't get proper foam if you pour it in like a retard.

>> No.13366379

>>13361249
The worst part is that I can't tell if that's a parody or not since some vegans are THAT fucking insane.

>> No.13366430

>janny removed my ja(ck/ thread but is still up
fucking retarded jannies go fuck yourselves

>> No.13366437

>61 images
>only 36 webms
Fucking nice job guys.

>> No.13366501

>>13360923
are you underage or someshit? you should know better.
go fuck yourself

>> No.13366508

>>13366379
hahaha yeah

>> No.13366511

>>13362713
KFC in Japan is pretty solid, I got it out of curiosity and the biggest difference is size and overall quality of the chicken. Also qt's eat there a lot, for some reason.

>> No.13366565

>>13363649
> dumb slag doing dumb slag things
> tiny kitchen
> a sense of a missing sarcastic narrator

this is from come dine with me, isn't it?

>> No.13366728

>>13360923
>ME ME MEEEEE IM DOING STUFF SO EVERYONE ELSE IS DOINE AND THINKIG EXACTLY WHAT IM DOING


calm that ego son

>> No.13366737

>>13366379
yeah it is insane wanting to eat fresh stuff instead of dead animals

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>>13354389

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>>13354389
this can't be from earth!?! what were those creatures at the end? What fucking timeline did i stumble into? i'm so confused and terrified...send halp!!!!

WAIT THEY GENERATED 2 MILLION IN DONATIONS!!!!! WTF

>> No.13367408

>>13352893
https://twitter.com/hebeipangzai

>> No.13367438

>>13357176
Man child detected. How about you grow a fucking pair and eat the carrot skin? It taste the fucking same just the texture isn't smooth like your little boi pussy

>> No.13367484

>>13367438
based retard.

>> No.13367507

>>13353510
I wonder how he feels about his image still living on

>> No.13367560

>>13344455
hey newfag redditard, kino isnt used like that or off /tv/ go fuck yourself