/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13371101
nice store bought dough bud

Whatcha putting there?

>>13371109
Italian sauce and mozzarella as base, then walnuts, lard, honey and sesame seeds

You know what to do, OP.

>>13371138
>then walnuts, lard, honey and sesame seeds
The fuck?

>>13371147
Goodness

>>13371107
I made the dough myself you retard.

>>13371166
nice hot dog pizza gay boy

>>13371166
Non sprecare le olive verdi così, usa quelle nere :(

>>13371166
>chops wieners with scissors

>>13371153
Why are you eating pizza drizzled in semen?

>>13371166
Fucking hot dogs? Disgusting.

Also your tomato sauce looks very runny and liquid, is gonna make your pizza bun more soggy.

Hopefully you'd atleast pre-heat your oven for atleast an hour before putting it in.

>>13371185
Must be a social commentary on sex change.

pizza time

Check this out you jelly faggots

>>13371101
Rate

>>13371257
Might be a bit stale since it's from at least July.

>>13371264
I dont make pizza in the cold months

broiler 2 strong

>>13371255
>Sprinkling dry herbs on top of the pizza

You put them in the sauce you dense faggot

>>13371255
Sloppy. Also burned on the left side, my guess is that this part was at the back of the oven and you didn't turn it around at mid cooking time.

>>13371273
If your sauce is anything but tomato and maybe garlic and oil you're doing it wrong

>>13371278
>2 int
Ok, retard.

>>13371281
>muh oregano kys

>>13371101
>parchment paper

You can't use that in a hot enough oven to cook a pizza properly. I can tell this is going to be garbage already.

>>13371287
>meme about oregano
>still put it on his shit pizza, dry.

>>13371255
That's one of the most disgusting pizzas I've ever seen.

>>13371255
it looks like you've made this out of clay

>>13371255
Damn bro looking good!

>>13371295
>>13371255
Not my shit pizza

its horsecock time

Eh

My pizza is so much better than that it's unreal.

how do i make good homemade pizzza ?

>>13371352
Pretty good spongecake dude

>>13371166
>olives

wtf anon

>>13371101
Fuck this entire thread. What's your recipe for the dough OP?

>>13372414
Water,Flour,Yeast,Salt
Cold ferment for 24-48 hours.

>>13372414
>Cold ferment

>>13372426
Any specifics on the yeast? I use packets of Dry Active yeast but my dough is always 'flat'

>>13372468
Just use real yeast blocks, works better than dry, just let it activate in lukewarm water, add some flour or sugar if needed

>>13372505
Thanks I'll give it a try. Any brand name to look for?

>>13372542
>brand
All yeast blocks are the same, just make sure to check the best by date, it goes bad relatively quick.
Don't use it if it has dark brown hard crust on some parts of it

hope it was good OP
this is the nicest looking one I made so far, about a month ago

>>13372604
holy moly anon. that looks perfect.

>>13371255
im soooooo jealous of your hotdog pizza buddy

>>13371166
>hot dogs and olives
>calls someone else retarded

>>13371255
Dear lord I wish I hadnt scrolled down

>>13371101

Show underside or no cigar.

Everyone can broil a pizza.

But very few can actually cook the bottom crisp.

Myself? I cold-ferment my dough for a couple of days, op to 10 days.

I use a baking steel, half a centimeter thick steel plate.

You fucking pizzA-PLEBS!!!

>>13371257

Show bottom you fucking faggot noob

>>13372881
Yeah it will be impossible for him to cook one properly on paper like that. Guaranteed these all come out like cardboard same as frozen pizzas.

>>13372881
Wtf are you even saying?

>>13372890

Paper can work. You need it for a sticky dough, if its very hydrated. You can't transfer properly otherwise. You would have to use cornmeal or flour, and it wont work well.

But listen to me. I stretch and toss directly on the hot steel. Then top the pizza in less than fifteen seconds, then back into the oven for full blast.
Yes! You fucking morons. Directly onto the steel. Then convection broiler until my oven fucking melts!

>>13372891

I'm saying PIZZA IS CRIPS BOTTOM

Otherwise its just shit. Straight to the trash-can with your soggy sorry shit.

SHOW ME THE UNDERSIDE OF THE BREAD!

SHOW ME THE LEOPARD!

>>13372414
>recipe for the dough

YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!

THERE IS NOT RECIPE!!!

THERE IS NO FUCKING RECIPE FOR FUCKING BREAD!!!

ITS FLOUR; WATER; OIL!!!!

AND FUCKING YEAST!

ITS FUCKING YEAST!!!!!

AND SALT AND A BIT OF YEAST!!!

YOU FUCKING MORON!

THERE IS ONLY COLD FERMENTED DOUGH!

THERE IS NO RECIPEEEE

>>13372468

YOUR YEAST IS DEAD YOU FAGGOT!
ITS NOT YEAST ITS BACTERIAL GENOCIDE CORPSES!!!!!

YOU NEED YEAST THAT IS ALIVE! YOU NEED SOUR DOUGH AND YEAST YOU FUCKING IMBECILE!!!

>>13371101

YOU FUCKING PLEBS! YOU CANT EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO MIX WATER AND FLOUR AND NOT TURN IT INTO ASH

You need a sourdough ferment, you need steel or a real wood-fired or gas oven. You need to fucking pull yourself together!

>>13372913
>>13372921
>>13372928
LOOOOOOOOL
What's the word for trolling without actually trolling, cuz this dude just legit shit his pants

>>13371166
>>13371255
>store bought dough
>ketchup instead of pizza sauce
>hot dogs
Absolutely disgusting.

>>13372952

You never been to a pizza snob thread before? We always shout excessively..

>>13371291
No regular stove will be hot enough for proper pizza anyway.
Baking sheet is perfectly fine up to 300

>>13371255
That actually looks awful.
>Burned
>Simple and and yet tasteless sauce
>wrong kind of Sausages
>Too much olives, not well placed
>Lacks cheese
>Using cooking paper instead of olive oil
5/10 pretty good shape thought.

>>13372604
That looks awesome, hope you enjoyed it

>>13371190
I really hope your semen doesn't look like that.

>>13371255
i mean, if i was drunk why not

>>13371255

>>13371153
What the actual fuck? Looks like someone vomited on pizza dough and called it gourmet.

>>13371272
"Cheese" too shit.

>>13371344

>>13371255
disgusting

Trash

>>13371255
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>13371166
No, you did not make that dough yourself. This is the Internet. We know everything that you type is a lie.

>>13371255
looks wonderful and i hope you enjoy yourself and have a pleasant day/evening

Im not sure whats more pathetic. Sincerely making this cancer as a meal or wasting all that effort for some yous

I cook it on a breadstone. Now that I look at it it looks kinda gross though. Tasted good, at least.

>>13371255
Oh dear lord

>>13372928
EVERY TIME YOU BAKE A LOAF OF BREAD

YOU MURDER A HUNDRED BILLION YEASTS

IT'S ANUDDAH SHOAH

This entire thread is an abomination. Shut it down.

>>13371344
are you trying to summon something?

>>13371166
>>13371255
che cazzo è sta merda
sei un rincoglionito
sparati

>>13371153
>putting condoms on your pizza

>>13374743
kek only 40% of your pizza is covered, the rest is bread.

>>13372604
That doesn't look good at all, look at all of that crust and it's not done.
>>13372638
>>13373257
Jesus the bar is low around here.

>>13371272
That looks timid.

>>13371257
>Rate
Weak.
Another "I can't help all of my ingredients sliding to the middle" guy.

>>13371153
Yet another big piece of low-quality bread with a few awful ingredients in the center.
Goddamn you fucks can't pizza.

r8?