/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13370864
how does he get out?

>>13370867
When they finally pass the referendum.

>>13370864
huh?

>>13370868
Why cook it all separately? Let the bacon and sausage fat flavor the rest dammit!

>>13370879

>>13370879
>shitskins touching those buns with bare hands
Fucking yikes. Why would you eat that?

for me it's the turd sandwich

>>13370864
Walleye from the Great Lakes served at J.P. McGuires. Located in Downriver Detroit. Best fish on the planet.

>>13370896
Thanks bro, it reminds me of the good old days when 2girls1cup, goatse, lemon party and meatspin were posted regularly.

>>13370896
Now THIS is the future I chose!

>>13370864
i weep for scotland's arteries

>>13370864
Disgusting

Not a webm call the police idgaf

>>13370864
Reminds me of those "christmas dinner in a can" things

>>13370953
You could put that in the cursed images thread.

Somebody please post the chinese guy drinking the worms or whatever they are

>>13370914
N....nANI HOW DOES HE GET OUT?>??

>>13370868
>>13370883
>Black bonbon, sausage and bacon cooking together in the same spot with a lot of oil/grease
>Cooking the black bonbon in anything except the grill-parilla
What a waste

>>13370868
fuck off with those shitty cherry tomatoes

>>13370959
I'm sorry I don't frequent reddit. Have this chicken nugget sushi instead.

>>13370981
I don't frequent reddit either, what's your point?

>>13370967
>black bonbon
no it's black pudding

>>13370981

>2019
>no jack webms in the webm thread
g-guys?

Let's continue travelling the world, to Canada!

>>13370864

Mexico!

>>13371047
Fuck my stumach man, I feel strong nigth time diarrhea comming from this

>>13371074
now they have to clean that shit

America sharing culture with Korea

>>13371047
that's not even maple syrup

>>13370914
literally switched from an indian street vendor to an American kitchen. wtf

>>13371047
>TLC
Is this one of those shows about people with strange food compulsions?

>>13371170
>>13371170
This is a favorite type of treat for many women, it's out of hand it's gotten to be all that crap tossed over beers for numerous years now and places of business are doing well, including baptisms, baby showers and other similar kinds of gatherings

>>13370864
that was going great until he put the diarrhea on it

>>13371223
What kinda egg is that? Ostrich?

>>13371317
It;s a jew egg

>>13371356
i hate jews

>>13371317
Emu, I'm fairly certain
Ostrich Eggs are larger and cream colored

>>13371373
We all hate jews bro.

>>13370914

>>13370894
the bread is already 20% fecal matter to begin with
it makes no difference

>>13370879
those doodie colored hands touching my food... NO THANK YOU

>>13370868
That looks so goddamned good the Bongs are really good with their workman's breakfast.
Now they're ruined with Kebab Slop Boxes.

>>13370879
I can't find it in my heart to insult this good Poo man, that looks righteous. He's a real pro.

>>13370966
He just eggscapes.

>>13370907
I doubt that Detroit makes the best walleye but indeed walleye is the best fish on the planet, salt or fresh.

>>13370884
Liberal media wrong projection.

>>13370879
all that oil and butter

>>13370953

>>13370884
i cant tell if this is some 4d tier satire or legitimate

>>13371293
That's literally prison food

>>13372274

>>13370868

That sausage tip in the egg was very sexual.

>>13371211
>love American ribs
wtf I have yellow fever now

>>13372300

>>13372274
found the guy who knows what commissary is
shame on you criminal

>>13372306
2>1>3

>>13372306
They seem completely devoid of actual personality.
The Western women are headed in the same direction as well.

>>13372326
>Touch everything with hand
>Put hand in food
>Touch money with food hand
>Back into food

But hey, superpower in 16 days.

>>13370966
Through the eggsit

>>13371170
i'm so thrown off by how daintily he handles the chip bag despite planning to dump the whole fucker in

>>13372817
Who is this?

>>13370868
>Overcooked egg
How about waiting on the egg m8

>>13371047
Not even canadian but I love honey on my pizza and chicken

>>13370914
It’s interesting to see how many people actually watch the egg faggot these days

>>13372326
Father pushes his starving daughter out of the way to get the disgusting fecal food.

>>13370868

>>13370864
>sees a ton of fries laid out in a pizza box.

oh fuck no, what are you about to do?

>>13370864
>box gets soggy by the time you leave out the door and it all just plops out onto the sidewalk for the birds to eat

>>13370894
If you've ever eaten in a restaurant then you've been served food cooked by a Mexican that wasn't wearing gloves.

>>13371356
Bullshit it wasn't rotten inside.

>>13372307
>Everyone who knows what commissary is has to be a criminal.
Or a prison worker.

>>13372817
Worked cooking for a Hotel a couple of years. Used to have this guy come in almost every day. He would ask for the most raw poached eggs as possible.
We dubbed him "Rooster juice".

>>13371931
HOW DO THEY GET OUT?

>>13373405
Dig up, stupid.

>>13372845
Looks like that one Finnish guy I forgot the name of. It's like Pasi or something I think?

>>13370879
>gives u dysentery
heh nothin personnel kid
That dish is pretty good tho desu, its a bunch of veggies and lentils and spices mashed together eaten with buttered rolls. Tasty, but likely to give you the shits

>>13370955
Why? Because you lack originality?

>>13371074
>Women in IT.webm
kek

>>13370894
Gloves are less sanitary.

Anyone know the youtube channel for the japanese crab dish webms people always post in these threads?

>>13372291
This man has definitely been to prison before

>>13372306
God I fucking hate FOB asians. So plastic, even their personalities are fake and affected. It's gross.

>>13374230
>FOB asians
They're Koreans who live in Korea.

>>13370864
If this had cold garlic sauce instead of that yellow what im assuming is warm curry then it would probably be tasty

>>13371379
>>13371223
whats the point of eating these things... they go for like 80 dollars a piece

>>13371170
Do people like soggy chips/tortillas because while i might enjoy that combo of whatever it is i would want to dip the chip in the mix instead of have it soak into all of them, how would you even eat that

>>13370884
almost puke and i've seen gore before but this gets me

>>13371170

>>13372817
Can someone please have pity on an anon for buying an iPhone and not knowing how to see webms on it? I mostly browse on my computer, but my friends and family keep getting pissed at me for sending them links to webms through "Messages" that they cannot open. I guess I thought that other people also open things on their computers most of the time.

>>13371074
Why did they do that? Surely someone had a cheese shredder. You can practically get one free at the good will/local thrift store.

>>13374289
You keep the shell as a decoration

>>13374534
get an app like vlc

>>13370914

>>13374577
Oh I guess that should have been easy enough. The app I downloaded didn't help. And whichever one I find has to be very user friendly so at least my brothers and kids will be willing to download it. Parents and in-laws are a plus but probably not about to send them a bunch of weird webms.

>>13374595
I'll try vlc next, so thanks!

>>13374225
You're just saying that because he's brown

>>13372326
Is using tools that difficult?

>>13370864
0:01 drunk me waiting for food

>>13374534
>>13374595
>so at least my brothers and kids will be willing to download it
Holy fuck, an actual boomer

>>13374376
Looks disgusting desu

>>13374542
it's a gag you autist

>>13370986
He doesn't want to admit he should have checked the catalog for a more appropriate thread to post his pic in

>>13374285
It's barely even a curry. Just a lot of thin dhal.

>>13372845

Pasi Viheraho

>>13371044
Reporting in

>>13372326
This way of working with his hands reminds me so much of Jamie Oliver omg love it.

>>13372326
why isn't he working in a booth? he could get away too easily without a booth.

>>13370864
fucking hell that looks amazing

>these CHIPS come in a PIZZA BOX

>covered in GLORIOUS shredded cheese and topped with LAYERS of MEAT

>the whole creation is then SMOTHERED with a special "home gravy".

>>13371223
>goes to break the egg carefully to not ruin the yoke
>immediately breaks yoke anyway
>pan way too small for egg
>dumps a bunch of raw onion in that cannot possibly cook before the egg itself is done
>dumps a bunch of pre-ground pepper in

I cannot fucking understand what's going on here

>>13370864
if you put any sauce that isn't Garlic/chilli or BBQ on that you're a fucking monster

>>13374969
I swear to god jack.

>>13374542
i believe they thought they were being funny

>>13370864
Imagine not eating this with your slop gloves

>>13372853
looks fine

>>13370864
do Americans really?....

>>13375535
no but the scottish do.

>>13372209
>>13372361
Gave me a hearty kek

>>13375727
>anime fag thinks an ancient basic bitch joke is funny
Please go back to your containment board.

>>13374969
wonder how he opens milk nowadays

>>13375121
The raw onion part is kind of bad, but other than that you're just being an autist.

>>13375771
No, he's completely right. If it was a normal egg it would be annoying, but fucking up with an expensive exotic egg like that, then putting it on the internet to show how "cool" it is, is awful.

>>13370864
Do Americans really?

>>13370864
Say what you want but this looks good.

>>13375774
I like my omelet a bit runny but cmon.

>>13374969
it's really funny if you think about it because he's an american and almost certainly would have went to a public school where he would have had to open a carton of milk five days a week yet he still can't

>>13370953
90p eh. I'd buy it

>>13370864
>shredded cheese
>not cheese curds
for what fucking purpose

>>13374969
easy mistake to make

>>13370967
>black bonbon
Holy fuck, do brits have baby-speak names for everything? Instead of "black pudding, sausage and bacon", just call it "night time piggly wiggly wheels, oink oinks and crispy crisps" at this point.

>>13376219
Assuming Jack is educated enough to have made it to elementary.

>>13370879
pav bhaji is really good, note sure why he is stressing the fact that he is paying 100 rupees though. It's too much.

>>13375774
Christ that's hardly even cooked

>>13375748
>whines about anime on an anime website
>posts anime
What did he mean by this

>>13370879

For some reason, the guy filming this comes off as a total faggot.

>>13372291
that is fucking foul

>>13376356
4channel has never been and will never be an anime website.

>>13370864
>see pizza box
>open
>see dat shi
>pic related

savages

>>13370884
they only eat with one hand because the other one is the designated shit wiping hand, its true and real

>>13375774
>cleans the plate with a towel

what else does he clean with that towel?

>>13376609
Why do I feel like this faggot cant cook but makes millions because LOL SO RANDOM PENGUIN OF DETH HAHA ;D viewers.

>>13375771
Nah man the entire thing is painful to watch for anyone with a genuine interesting in cooking.

>>13376682
Other plates.

the British eat beans every meal because of us! it's our fault!

>>13376908
Two years ago my MIL made a pecan pie with chocolate chips in it that I though would be a disgusting flyover abomination, but it was incredible. This past Thanksgiving she didn't get it quite right (way too much chocolate and not enough pecan pie filling), so I want to try out some recipes for next year.

>>13370864
i'm so hungry bros

>>13370981
Fucking retard

>>13373334
That gif is way funnier when you know what happens ~10 seconds before he says "oh, my".

>>13370864
Nandos

>>13375121
>carefully to not ruin the yoke
That's not what's happening. Those fuckers are tough, and if you just try to open it like a normal chicken egg, you'll get egg everywhere.

>>13374580

ck: the webm

bonus: burger eaters

>>13370953
"do americans really..."

>>13375748
wasnt that the girl who worked at mcdonalds and used the experience to find a better job later on?

Wow so they did a short series about the anime commercials , i still miss the clown tho , seems like they got rid of him.

>>13375121
its on a camping stove. I can only assume this is someone camping in the outback that legit just stole this egg from an ostrich nest.

>>13371931
Steampunk as fuck.

>>13377166
Explain.

>>13376714
i think hes a DJ or something stupid. one of my friends' zoomer kid is obsessed with him

>>13377166
cormorants are fucking assholes

>>13372845
>>13372817
Is that Stephen Root?

>>13377400
whats to explain? lurk more, everyone is a fat fuck here.

now if you mean the webm itself, i think it is a bird that is trained for fishing. they starve it and then take it to the lake, tie their necks and use them to catch fish,

>>13377166
is that the bird that ate pikachu

>>13377452
>Only Japanese people eat eggs raw
In America, we eat them raw with the shells.

>>13372337
>when the chocolate fountain is constipated

>>13377171
I'm supprised it didn't make itself a tea

>>13377452
Based rice and milk

>>13377027
I didn't know elin musk did a cooking show

>>13376678
How would they react to the revelation that you can put a piece of cloth between your hand and your asshole?

>>13376609
>4channel has never been an anime website.

You pedantic cunt.

>>13372296
right? very unnecessary

>>13370981
there are cursed image threads here but you would only know that if you actually came here on a regular basis..

>>13370867
He doesnt, he will live and die here

>>13374534
Ask Tim for support

>>13370884
Well considering they vehemently refuse to use toilets, I can't say I'm shocked really.

>>13370879
>running up with a camera and recording the guy working, almost certainly without even asking
Fucking wipeepo

>>13376317
Based ja/ck/ poster

>>13370953
Smoke begins to pour from the head of your chef-in-the-box. It begins to vibrate noisily, spits out a few dishes at random, and then explodes.

You acquire an item: white chocolate and tomato pizza

You acquire an item: liquorice allsorts sandwich

You acquire an item: chorizo brownies

You acquire an item: chocolate orange and lettuce sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMpBOEJG2j0


hell yeah

>>13375143
fucking this hell even BBQ and Chilli are suspect.

>>13371223
what was in the pan before the egg?

>>13376336
Bonbon is french you fucking retard

>>13377567
Even gulls have enough manners to know you never make tea as a guest.

>>13375535
>he doesn't know
Scottish people like to meme with their food

>>13379392
I'd eat those. They just look weird, you know they don't taste awful assuming they've at least been salted a bit.

Cursed thread

>>13379205
I'd eat whatever she's preparing as long as she poured it into her breasts first.

>>13370864
ruined because the daft cunt used chip shop curry sauce on it

>>13376317
Which episode is that? I see only one hand used so it has to be post 3rd stroke?

>>13378675
Nice.

>>13378675
based

>>13379212
Oil. The pattern is likely a reflection of a window.

>>13377465
Not everyone is fat just because you are. Stop projecting, it's not healthy.

>>13374534
>sending your family links to 4chan

what fucking timeline is this

>>13370953
HELLO? 911?

>>13374376
they just keep putting shit on! stop

>>13379392
stuff like this is my favorite kind of food

>>13379434
Not sure I'd like the food but I'd suck her boobies

>>13372337
>tfw no eating plain fritos
>tfw no chili fountain

>>13370864
>ethnic food

>>13374534
LMAO

>>13370868
everything in this is so heavenly except the baked beans. I dont know why british people do it. do they just feel like its not a real breakfast if they dont put an ingredient in thats objectively garbage?

>Error: Maximum allowed video duration is 120 seconds.

>>13370867
test

>>13380340
shit now i have to use this fake coupon or my mom will die fuck

>>13379205
>when she notices him filming her tits and poses

>>13380553
pic got eaten by the 4channel bridge troll

>>13377166

Begs the question, can this fat fuck still fly?

>>13379638
It's not the old era anymore grandpa

>>13380759
>Begs the question
Learn English, faggot

>>13380950
can't tell if trolling or legitimately retarded

>>13379205
imagine youre on holiday in malaysia or wherever the fuck this is and this angel is cooking you some food, and you know your average american salary makes you like a millionaire over there?
id just be like.. go get your father and we can agree on a price for you. buy that faggot like 8 goats and take her back to the states and get to work putting a little elliot roger in her belly and unlock those milkers full potential

>>13377452
>mix with soy and pour over rice
She's right though. TKG is great. Sticks to your ribs better than oatmeal.

>>13377027
>fitting the whole whisk in your mouth

>>13376336
>succotash
>hushpuppies
>dingdongs
>french fries
>eggplants
Fucking stupid burgers

>>13370953
this image deeply disturbs me

>>13379404
Imagine thinking unsalted food tastes "awful". It might not be the best but awful is a bit strong.

>>13378675
kek

>>13370967

It's a fry up, not a fucking parillada

need more

>>13377166
me after fasting

>>13372248
>Muh better
>Muh oil
I can't wait for when you retards die of rabbit poisoning due to inability to get fat soluble vitamins.

>>13376339
>1.41 USD
For the amount of food he's getting that's damn good.

>>13375090
I swear I saw him think about escaping at least 3 times in that clip.

>>13377503
I want whatever drugs hes on please

>>13379205
She seems like an incredible bad cook. From her feeble attempts at maceration, to her aimless back and forth in the kitchen like she doesn't know what to do next. She's probably just there to draw stupid men off the street to the food tent.

>>13370868
literally all of that looks good but the tomatoes
literally god why would you fry a fucking tomato, just eat it raw or not at all
Sub it out for toast and put the mushrooms on top and it's golden

>>13377856
They don't even have toilets, why would they wipe with paper?

>>13381827
seethe more roastie

>>13381248
unsalted egg is literally one of the worst things ever

>>13381890
How fucked up are your tastebuds? Would eating an unsalted egg actually make you gag or something of the sort?

>>13370914
He looks so uncomfortable

>>13381794
gross bug

>>13381794
Lobstrosity

>>13379618
lol, you're right. looked like a black, bubbling mass to me

>>13378675
Nice.

did someone order some jack?

>>13374376

Is this Elote?

>>13381122
blame the south for that shit

>>13382258
Peanut butter is legitimately good on a burger.

>>13382342
i can imagine. even a bit of chocolate could be nice.
but that was just too much, so much chocolate, so much peanut butter.
for sure its overpowering

>>13382342
fat

>>13371373
>>13371380
no, only /pol/tards who unironically eat up the propaganda do.

>>13382406
great point, saul

>>13381875
>calling out unskilled thots is roastie behavior
Actual retard here.

>>13371223
>>13371317
emu egg most likely

>>13370864

How often do you think these fast food workers change their gloves?

I'm gonna say once after their mandatory break.

Enjoy your next fast food meal!

>>13381794
The LA Beast is high on life.

>>13380290
Yeah agreed. British baked beans are SO bland. I don't know how they can eat it.

>>13382448
No you can't eat glass, what the fuck are you doing

>>13370879
>handles money
>touches food
yeah very sanitary

>>13380997
Well it doesn't make you a millionaire, but yeah your American money is worth four times as much here or more. I know a woman who studied pharmacy and works at a hospital, and makes less than $1500 a month (in US money).
In the US, you can probably make that working at Walmart as a grocery bagger

>>13382495
Walmarts around here hire at anywhere from $11.00 to $15.00 depending on experience, so yeah even after taxes they take home on average more than $1,500.00 a month.

Feels good man.

>>13382470
Eating glass is a very easy very old carnie trick. Probably not great for your tooth enamel but not half as dangerous as it seems.

>>13370884
Every time I see this clip I wonder why this dude looks so shifty. Seriously his eyes are always darting around offscreen as if someone is about to attack him.

>>13380957

>>13370986
"le cursed image xD" is a 100% reddit-tier expression. Before plebbitors took over this website the threads for "le cursed images xD" were simply labeled as "pictures with no context" and much less cancerous.

>>13381550
Literally the healthiest way to live. Good job anon.

>>13377166
do americans really do this???

>>13380997
>using a reserve currency to pay for mediocre puss attached to a mediocre cook
I guess what they say about a fool and his money is right

>>13370981
>scratched plastic cutting board
>micro plastic special roll
yeah make sense.

>>13377051
Well I cant really show that on this board, anon.

>>13370864
Usually I get to make fun of Mexicans but now my culture is on the line and I feel confused

>>13378493
pls no bulli

>>13379205
>busty queen of the?

>>13376682
ever plate after that one.
It may look clean, but I can tell you it is not.

>>13377452
What anime? Looks comfy.

>>13376678
I never noticed it before you mentioned it.

>>13382840
My Little Sister is My Girlfriend and also an Alien: ReLOVE Exceed Season 2 UGUUU

>>13379434
>she

I got bad news for you buddy...

>>13374271
so fresh the boat hasn't even left the dock

>>13372291
DO AMERICANS

>>13382953
The answer is always YES.
Stand up to tyranny?
Invent every worthwhile invention of the last hundred years?
Go to the moon?
WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT?!?
YES.

>>13382549
you type like a fat person

>>13381069
doesn't matter as long as you wash it : )

>>13372291
When he was just crushing it all up and mixing it in the bag I thought he was about to make some prison trial mix or some shit

>>13379392
What kind of mixture did she use

>>13370879
>touches money
>touches stove
>touches food

>half the sauce is oil
>a fucking Mcbun not even a naan

>>13370884
>Sweating is an integral part of an Indian meal

>>13383447
Dylan Roof got out of prison?

>>13370953
america.. you have some explaining to do

>>13383447
If it weren't for the American flag shirt, I'd guess those were bogans from the haircuts. Instead, I'll guess juggaloes.

>>13383263
Those buns are what all indian street food is served on.
Its cheap af to make

>>13375771
go eat your chicken tendies sonny

>>13371047
>Not even real maple syrup
Fucking hell

>>13380950
How about you learn English first ESL fag

>>13375143
absolutely love me a good hsp

>>13380340

>>13379485
>post 3rd stroke
3rd!? how many strokes can a person get before they die?

>>13382258
as if the bread wasn't bad enough

i just realize i don't have many food webms

>>13383485

look at the date you dumb piece of dirty shit...this is a brit bong creation.

>>13383877
Depends how many hands they have.

>>13381794
>sprinkle and ranch sauce

Do americans really?

>>13370953
>all flavor licorice on herb bread
>chocolate orange /w lettuce on baguette
Why does Britain hate food? This seems like something you would make just to piss people off, or scare them into leaving your country.

>>13373486
Taking a bunch of random food and putting it together doesn't make up for the fact that you can't cook it just makes something disgusting which is probably why people avoid you

>>13371373
basado

>>13377171
even seagulls know cherry tomatoes are shit

>>13380340
NOOOOOOOO NOT THE MOMMERINOOOOOOOO

>>13376609
Try reading the rules, sometime, buddy.

>>13382958
heh theres always an insecure fatty who fails for the meme

>>13375748
Get seggs.

>>13377856
pajeet here...
what's the advantage using toilet paper over hand?

>>13380941
No wonder people are so fucked up now they've been exposed to this hell hole

>>13374895
>>13382959
>>13377030
>>13378039
reddit scum detected

>>13383901
this trend of food designed specifically for instagram needs to fucking stop, this is disgusting

>>13371074

>>13381794
Aren't you supposed to take off their shell first? How are you supposed to eat them??

>>13385372
i imagine the deep frying turns the shell into something crunchy and edible

>>13381794
Dammit I searched and scrolled through every video on that channel and I cannot find this one.

>>13371211
one on left has had jaw surgery and eye line surgery.

>>13372326
shit covered left hand just adds flavor. My wife told me Indians are the only group that would kill themselves rather than move back to India. Koreans... ok ill go.. Japs.. ok.. Indians: hanging noises.

>>13385620
>>13385372
Fuckin' found it. Called "hot dog chop chop special" of course. The body of the prawn is peeled, they just leave the head and tail on. >>13385530 is right though, if you deep fry the shell when it's not covered in cheese, it can be crunchy and edible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTtbt7wP9CU