/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13399457
This is why flyovers actually believe

>>13399468
I don't get it. Please explain it to me like I'm a nigger.

>>13399457
Having been to no other states I presume.

>>13399471
>HOOOOOO YEEEEEEAAAH! DASDAT GOODOL CREOLE CWIZINE, ISAS SPICY AS YOU BUTT AFTER MOMMA GAVE YOU A GOOD SPANKIN ILL TELL YOU WHAT

>>13399457

>>13399457
Slap ya mama!

>>13399457
the only good food in america is from my state - new york.

Pizza.

>>13399457
huh, looking at maps of america i never noticed that shredded coastline
what does this look like on ground level?

>>13399514
I unerotically disagree. It's Texas. They have everything.

>>13399517
>what does this look like on ground level?
mostly marshes, bayous, and swamps

>>13399538
uncomfy

>>13399544
Looks pretty based if you're looking to get scared or murdered though.

>>13399556
what does he eat?

>>13399544
Completely. And sticky humid.

>>13399457
Gatorade is better.

>>13399562
gater jerky and lost stranger stew

>>13399582
I've eaten my share of gator tail at Razzoo's in Fort Worth. Top tier.

>>13399457
*blocks your path*

>>13399807
*blocks your asshole*

>>13399471
louisiana was settled by french people unlike the rest of the country which is mostly *nglo or g*rman.

>>13399521
we know...

>>13399938
Texas is god's land. God made it, god abandoned it, and god damned it.

>>13399598
Gator tail is amazing, so is Louisianas other brilliant dish of crawfish

>>13399887

>>13399457
What about Italy?

>>13399807
sausage, beer and cheese. simple as

>>13399457

>>13401185
how much orange plastic cheese product does one American need?

>>13399949
There is less white people in Texas than there is in California

>>13401190
That's real shredded sharp cheddar there, coastie

>>13400104
You should finish your sen

>>13402429
Incorrect

>>13399457
>new orleans is in louisiana

i thought southerners hated gays, niggers etc

>>13402511
You're cool in the French Quarter as long as you don't cross St. Ann Street.

>>13399485
This is unironically how some restaurants advertise themselves here.

>>13402476
Texas has lots of white people

White Mexican people :^)

>>13400101
Italy isn’t a state

>>13402713
Mexicans are honorary whites in texas

>>13402759
The PC crowd in Texas calls Mexicans white. It's ridiculous.

>>13399468
New Yorker here. Louisiana is based. Kansas and Arkansas are the real flyovers.

>>13402882
Don't discount Nebraska, Iowa or Oklahoma.

>>13402927
Hi my name is Oklahoma and I have the best burgers in the country
Give me (You)s peasants

>>13402938
New York fag. Oklahoma is secondary flyover tier (Mississippi, Utah, etc). Tell me more about those burgers. I’d mark the shit outta those.

>>13399517
It doesnt look that shredded irl. Because it's so marshy, theres constant disputes over what's considered land and whats considered ocean

>>13402984
It’s literally what it looks like
Smash burgers on top of a bed of onions topped with pickles and mustard
Cheese is optional but a must for me

>>13399457
french have the habit of doing that

>>13402984
Pastrami burgers are kino you philistine
t. Utahn

>>13399807
It's the best at making sausage and beer but Indiana makes better cheese

>>13399457
That's not Chicago

>>13399457
Not the only but definitely the best and it's not really close

>>13399457
I have been to 36 states and you're probably right.

>>13402927
>>13402938
>>13402984
By the way, lived in OK my whole life, anybody telling you fried okra is good is fucking lying. It’s literally breaded pea/Brussel sprout hybrid that tastes exactly like it sounds

>>13399457
never heard of them exporting the jalapeno, so i doubt this

>>13403330
Wew lad. Calm yourself. Fried okra is fantastic. It's literally popular because everyone likes it. If it was bad, nobody would put it on the menu.
t. Texan

>>13401185
I live in cinci and I wont touch that chili with a ten foot pole. Putting chocolate in chili is just vile. Go eat at izzy's instead

>>13403366
>t. Texan
Kill yourself subhuman
Your entire state is a shitting ground for Mexico

Eating at a restaurant here atm. NW LA tho

>>13403495
Jealous.

>>13403508
Nope there’s still nice parts of my state. Can’t say the same about yours

>>13403504
Looks like something you could get at an Olive Garden desu

>>13399493
Justin was/is the GOAT TV Chef. I'm pretty sure he could have had a second career as a stand-up comic.

>>13399457
your state has Tex Mex?

>>13403524
Looks it but it don't taste it. Big difference.

>>13403146
>more pastrami than beef
Fuck off

>>13399507
Aren't they Californian asians?

>>13403330
Sounds tasty

>>13399471
I'm assuming you're confused because you're not American.
Flyover states are all states not on the west or east coast, they're relatively unpopulated and no one cares about them. The only time you're in them is as your plane flys over them.
Hence flyover states

>>13403803
We have coastal states that nobody's giving a fuck about. I feel sorry for non Americans.

>>13399457
you are not a state

>>13402882
Fuck off, yankee faggot.

>>13404257
I love you dixiebro

>>13399457
> would you like a beignet with your beignet. We 're so speshul.

>>13399923
Funny because in terms of colonialism the french were the worst by far, all their colonies were brutal and mostly slaves, every country they colonized turned to fucking shit too, literally you have places in africa where there will be two sort of okay countries with an absolute shithole in between them and it’s because that shithole was french. They were also the last to give up control of their colonies and are the reason for the vietnam war.

Truth is you just hate winners because you’re a nonwhite loser.

>>13402511
New Orleans became infested with gays and liberals after becoming more of a meme in the past 15 years or so.
>DUDE MARDI GRAS
>DUDE CAJUN FOOD
As for the nigs, they have always been here since the jews brought the slaves over. Most of the plantations they picked cotton and shit at are in the south.

>>13404263
I have a hard time believing that Portuguese is the most common language spoken at home in fucking Massachusetts. besides English or Spanish.

>>13402753
Yes it is.

>>13404358
that's because barely any french left France for the colonies, so you ended up with colonies that were comprised of 98% slaves and 2% ruthless mercenaries looking to make a profit and rape negresses.

>>13406626
You can’t rape the willing

>>13404589
Not of the USA it isn't.

>>13399514
>new york
NYC just copies stuff from elsewhere. They copy it from a lot of elsewheres and copy it well, but there's almost nothing actually authentic from there.

>>13404263
bull fucking shit, its Spanish all along the US/Mexico border