/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is that the UK?

I wish I could get a big box like that for watching esports competitions

here in the US you get jewed with $1 chicken wing

>>13444657
>Wet ingredients directly on cardboard
>Ingredients smaller than holes in the box
Shit's going to fall out if the whole box doesn't implode within the first five meters away from the table.

>>13444657
I used to eat one of those family burger boxes from KFC by myself pretty regularly.
>4 zinger burgers
>2 large chips
>popcorn chicken
>chicken nuggets
3800 calories right there

I've also done
>2 large pizzas
>Garlic bread
>Large chips
>Ice cream
Which would have been upwards of 6000 calories. But that was pushing it in terms of volume.

>>13444689
It's a waxed pizza box, they aren't affected by the grease.

>>13444657
6 1/4 pound cheese burgers, 4 hot dogs, a dozen wings, and I washed it all down with 5 mountain dews.

I sat down skinny and walked away so bloated my shirt was tight

>>13444657
2 racks of ribs + 4 sides of these cinnamon apple things
I can't usually eat that much but a nigga go wild for ribs

>>13445238
god that's so fucking hot

>>13445021
is this you?

>>13444657
How is it that america is the only country who can get French fries right? Those look horrid

>>13444657
>delivery kebab with fries
Fuck that shit. The fries turn soggy before they get delivered. Rice or iskender is the way to go unless you are eating at the restaurant.

>>13444657
One of those enormous strombolis the local wop place makes. Fucker must weigh at least five pounds.

>>13444674
Buy frozen wings and make them in the oven using the baking powder method. Crispy and tasty af for probably a quarter of the price.

>>13445385
He fucking wishes. What a pair of stunning lads.

>>13444657
That looks like a fucking mess, btw.

>>13445385
>the meeting that saved the UK

>>13444657
why do people eat that? I would never, ever eat that.

>>13445385
absolute units

>>13445489
his drum beat should be the UK national anthem tbqh

>>13445385
>>13445506
Is it illegal to wear shirts in the norf?

>>13444657
5 pounds of beef and 18 eggs.

>>13444657
I've ate roughly double the amount of chips as in OP's pic, covered in cheese and chicken curry. Washed down with a large ice-cream milkshake and followed by a Terry's Orange chocolate cake. Good day, thousands of calories, but I didn't eat for a full day after because I was so full.

These sort of things are monthly, last month was obviously Christmas dinner, this month I'm thinking of doing large nachos, pizza and dips, followed by brownies and ice cream. Somehow, I'm still 80kg.

>>13445396
There are different styles of fries, those are obviously straight cut, a common takeaway type.

>>13445527
It's not the shape it's the fact that they didnt fry them enough for the thickness. They look pale and soft. Not crispy at all

>>13445582
Yeah, chip shop chips usually are pale and soft, that's just the way people like them here, McDonalds is pale and soft here as well. But they are hot and properly cooked.

>>13445623
Disgusting

You don't want to know and I don't want to remember it, but be assured, a binge lasting three days with more than a dozen throw-ups (voluntary and involuntary, both because of nauseousness and with intent to make room for more food) results in a lot of vomit and diarrhea.
Recommend it.

>>13445385

>>13445472
Buy them fresh from the local butcher

luv me chippas
luv me footay
luv me pints
luv me ngubu

'ate the Souf
'ate Pakis
'ate Torries
'ate Bores
'ate frogs

Simple as

I got drunk and ate 3 medium pizzas from dominos one night (got them because of that $6 deal for each two-topping medium pizza they had/have) which google says is roughly 5,000 calories, fucking kek. I'm not even obese, I was just possessed by the devil that night, and regretted it a few hours in but kept eating anyway for some mysterious reason.

2 large Domino's pizzas, 9 pieces of KFC chicken, 6 hot wings, 4 regular KFC fries and a large gravy.

When I could eat that much I was stick thin and weighed around 10 stone.

>>13445623
>pale and soft
>properly cooked
Pick one

>>13446007

I know what you mean and cook chips at home because of this. It really isn't difficult to do them properly if you're doing small batches.

The problem with fish and chip shops is they have to do large batches and it's impossible to do that without cooling the oil, and it never really comes back up to the temperatures you need for crispiness.

I ate a ~3lb steak and a deep dish pizza.

>>13445753
Wait did you really do this?
Why?
This is traumatic to read.

>>13445385
why do anglos look like this

>>13446427

All the better for ruling over you my dear.

>>13446427
we drink a lot of beer and eat far too many carbs

>>13445021
>>13445054
>>13445310
>>13445518
>>13445966
>>13445974
>>13446101
Do Americans really eat like this???!?!

>>13446451
Everything you quoted is merely a snack for me, I am British.

>>13446451

The Dominos and KFC post was me. I'm British.

>>13446451
The steak and pizza was me and I am British

>>13446451
I posted about the eggs and beef and im not even American im British.

>>13446451
>>13445310
This was me and im not even a burger im a Brit lmao

>>13446451
i havent posted in this thread until now and im british

I don't really smoke weed or whatever but a month or two back my buddies had me try this weed drink along with an edible, after drinking, and I ate 3 burritos, 2 enchiladas, and a chicken quesadilla. I slept uncomfortably for about 4 hours on his couch, woke up, went to drive home, and threw up all over my car.

>>13444657
bout tree fiddy

>>13446704
>>13446451
Btw this post was by me and im British

>>13446451
I'm actually French and I can eat all of the things you quoted COMBINED.

>>13446451
I am British. This was all I ate today.

Breakfast:
1/2 loaf of bread, toasted, 3 sticks of butter
3 tomatoes
A package of bacon
A carton of eggs, fried in bacon fat
6 links of sausage, fried in bacon fat

Lunch:
3 fish and chips from a local place (each had 3 pieces of fish and a good amount of chips)
I had planned on only having one but I couldn't control myself and ended up going back for seconds and then thirds.
I also stopped by Gregg's on the way back to work for a snack, got two sausage rolls.

Dinner:
A whole munchies box meant that was meant for 5 people, contained typical for a munchies box, but I got a separate order of chips (along with the chips included in the box).

Any beverages were negligible things like water and tea, I don't drink anything bad.

>>13446825
how tall are you, and how much do you weigh
and where do you work?

>>13446825
>No Beer
Are you on a diet?

>>13446841
I work at 4channel, I’m a janny.

2 big macs
when i was shit drunk

I've had over 40 pizzas in the last 30 days.

>>13444657
For my 30th birthday my wife took me to Denny's for breakfast, I had 2 farmers breakfasts and a double bacon cheeseburger.

For lunch I had 4 double big macs, 40 chicken nuggets, and 2 large fries.

For dinner, we went to Montana's for all you can eat ribs. I ate 9 racks of ribs with sides and 4 pitchers of beer, my wife made me an American cheesecake for dessert. I'm 6'8 and on my 30th birthday I was 450 pounds. I work as a logger.

That day was kind of a final hurrah for me. I have lost almost 200 pounds since.

>>13445385
this guy is in awe of sheer size of that lad

>>13446897
Are you that pinky doll posting guy?

>>13444657
>tfw they trialled HSPs and Munchie Boxes in Australia
>Melbourne hipster faggots considered them to be "too unhealthy" so everywhere that tried them went out of business
fucking hipsters man

>>13445941
you realise thats an EIRE FC you posted

Me and an uncle had a contest once when i was like 10 who could eat the most wings. I was a fat little fuck and i think i ate like 60 then shit myself.

"The most you've eaten in one sitting."

>>13446897
my sides

I used to be bulimic and the binges got pretty bad, worst night I ever had I went to mcdonalds, kfc, and like three different convenience stores for junk food in one night. By the time i was done I was immobilized by the pain of the food distending my stomach and pressing against my ribs. My heart rate was high asf and i was in a cold sweat, I thought I was gonna die. That particular binge episode I puked for the sole purpose of alleviating the unbelievable pain, wasn't even thinking about my weight at that point. It was so bad I still felt uncomfortably full after spending a half hour purging. Thank god I switched to alcoholism instead

>>13445790
Norf Unit vs the Souf Nonce

>>13447261
When I was dealing with both, I would binge until discomfort, puke, drink. Wait a bit for the booze to absorb, then repeat.

That was a very expensive time period.

>>13447387
Jesus Christ my stomach lining melted just from reading that

I can eat 60 to 70 pieces of nigiri, then two pints of ice cream. I do that once or twice a month.

Most in one sitting for me was a large pizza, 20 wings, and two bowls of pasta.

>>13446451
I'm just here to confirm that I am, in fact, very much British.

>>13444657
Back in university a bar near my apartment had an all you could eat wing night. $20 plus tax. Me and my equally gluttonous roommates destroyed our bodies there weekly.

I must of eaten over 100 wings in one sitting on one of those days. Just thinking about it now makes me nauseous.

3/4 of a yard-long pizza.

>>13444657
I had the opportunity to do a 4 day SERE related exercise once. The OpFor caught my group on day one, took our food, and let us go (they were simulated refugees turned bandit, not enemy troops). When I got back to a mess hall I ate a 6 egg omelette, about 40 chicken nuggets, ice cream, and god knows how much tea.

I ate a 5x5 at In N Out once. Thats about as much as I can eat.

Seriously, why isn't this a thing in the US? I want it

>>13448624
>refugees turned bandit
They deserved the food more than you, then. The good guys won, pack it up boys.

>>13448707
I’d be inclined to agree if it wasn’t the cartels’ fault for causing the Mexican boogaloo in the scenario. My associates and I were just trying to enjoy spring break.

a 52cm diameter hawaii pizza, yes with ananas on it
i was very skinny and young and very hungry, felt a bit ill afterwards

>>13447083
Crikey mate dont lose TOO much weight if you're 6'8 you cant be too skinny or you'll look like a dillweed.

>>13445795
Who the fuck buys overpriced wings from a butcher?

>>13446330
Yes.
Eating disorder.
I'm sorry.

i ate a christmas dinner july, 2 helpings
then someone bet me $20 i couldn't eat a whole pumpkin pie
i did
i felt sick
i never overate again

tried to eat a double pounder burger from maccas when i was 16, i got through about 90% off it
worst i have ever felt in my whole life

>>13447184
Well this is false

does it count if I vomited and went straight back to eating the next minute? was high

>>13445753
>>13449039
>more than a dozen throw-ups
Please try to get better. Vomiting even once makes me feel like my throat is coarse and fucked up and my teeth feel gritty for days.

When I'm hungover I get really fucking hungry. Last weekend I drank way too much and had over one day :
A family size bucket of KFC
2 chicken sandwiches
McDs large CBO meal
2 sides of chips
3 or 4 bags of various doritos
Large amounts of cold cuts on blackbread
Like, 3 cheese sandwiches with sweet pickles on the side
Bag of mnms
Bag of gummy candies

Can't remember a particular day where I really ate monstrous amounts of foodbut pretty much every saturday is like that. I'm not even fat, I eat really well during the week and exercise 4 times a week

>>13445385
With the way the fat is scattered over his body I always feel like the one on the right is wearing a skin colored suit.

>>13447184
even as an american munchie boxes look like shit bro

12 big macs

a little more than 1.2 kg at an all you can eat mongolian bbq. idk is that even a lot? In body weight it doesn't sound like much but it was a lot of food