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PB J and Tuna

cheeseburger with no bun, just a thick slice of onion and yellow mustard

>>13447389
This is not bad. I've eaten this as a teenager in the 80s back before every kid in American had their own eatstreet card.

>>13447389
im triggered

>>13447378
Reuben, best of the best

>>13447378
That's a burger.

>>13447378
Imagine the smell of your vinegary shits after eating that

>>13447378
Oyster or crawfish Po' boy

>>13447433
>no bun
That's not a sandwich

>>13447464
>eatstreet card
wat
I remember all of the 80s and Idk what this is

>>13447495
Top tier
I'll rank it next to a Cuban sandwich any day

>>13447378
Nothing beats a good cuban sandwich for me. Though I do enjoy a good turkey club from time to time (no mayo).

>>13447557
Maybe he meant easystreet?

>>13447590
Yep, I was coming here to write about the always delightful Cubano.

>>13447840
Honestly, I watch the movie Chef just to watch the scene where they make Cubans. Delightful.

>>13447378
Ham, lettuce, and mayonaise on white bread. Amazing

for me, it's the McChicken®

>>13447378
>A nice Italian loaf
>sliced in half
>spread some grass fed/finished butter
>layered with organic cold cuts and grass fed/finished cheeses
>Heat--microwave works well enough
>Slop some Rao's tomato sauce in the middle
>Shove sandwich into maw
That's my favorite sandwich

shrimp po boy right now

>>13447905
There's a restaurant near me that used to make a softshell crab po boy. I was really sad to see it relegated to seasonal special status.

>>13447908
i get those regularly too but the restaurant that has them is a bit too far out of the way most of the time

Tuna+dill pickle+habanero mayo+sharp cheddar finely grated all mixed up on a thick turkish toasted on a sandwich press is the best sandwich I have ever made.
Make it about once a month these days.

peanut butter and honey

>>13447378
Wawa BLT on toasted white roll.

>>13448127
Based

My town has a place that serves a Mega Reuben, which just means it's half Reuben, half Cuban and a little larger. Shits pretty good.

roast beef melted mozzarella and brown gravy

>>13448158
Based squared

>>13448105
I see the gods are among us today

>>13447378
Ever since I had tongue cancer sandwiches/bread are the one thing that I just still hate to fucking eat.

with bbq sauce

>>13448158
holy fuck i want a reuben now ck bros

Chicken Philly, or a BBQ brisket sandwich those are always a good time

>>13447495
>Reuben
Factual.

Muffaletta. Nothing else compares.

>>13449850
Shrimp po'boy, the sandwich for the everyman, you snobbish, effeminate cunt.

>>13447378
Lots a good stuff here. Since it hasn't been mentioned yet, I'll throw ye olde humble french dip into the ring. I make my own in a slow cooker and they're bomb. Sear a top round roast on all sides, then add to your slowcooker with a can of french onion soup, some beef stock, a couple of sliced onions, and some crushed garlic. Low and slow all day, and at the end of the day pull it out, shred it, and throw it back in the jus. Throw it on some crusty bread and add some cheese if you like.

>>13449855

>>13449858
See, the problem with the French Dip is that you can improve any other roast beef sandwich with jus. Philly cheese with jus? Better French Dip. Italian beef with jus? Better French Dip.

Cuban sandwich.

>>13449890
Nah, part of it's charm is the simplicity. Those you mentioned may be improved with jus, but they aren't better than the original french dip.

>>13449918
This exactly, and you'd lose flavors from those other sandwiches by adding jus. I like my cheesesteaks with onion and peppers and those wouldn't stand out if it was soaked with gravy, same with giardiniera in an Italian beef.

>>13449855
>eating bugs

if by everyman you mean everysomalian

I see a lot of Reuben patricians posting but where is the love for my girl Rachel?

>>13449918
>>13449942
Fuck all of this nonsense, jus is just beef flavor, concentrated and magnified by the holy powers of salt, pepper, and shallots. The peppers are still crunchy for texture, the onions are still onion-y, and only made more onion-y by the shallots.

And fuck dipping the whole sandwich at once. Who wants a soggy fucking sandwich? People who have a soggy diaper fetish, that's who. Cheese steak or an Italian beef, jus on the side for dipping as you eat.

New York fags get out with your stupid chopped beef sandwiches, those aren't a thing, stop with that bullshit. You win at pizza, let the masters work with the roast beef.

Ricobenes' breaded steak sandwich in Chicago

>>13449987
>MFW trying one of these with a sausage stuffed in for good measure

>>13449850
>eating live salad
Barbaric.

furburger

For me, it's the banh mi, the perfect sandwich.

>>13449850
Patrician taste

>>13447855
what is it?

>>13449584
Do vegetarians really?

Ham, Brie and cranberry sandwich

>>13447378
Ham, Fontina and mayo

>>13452094
Seasoned chicken breast topped with smoked gouda, a sweet and sour chili sauce and crispy wonton.

>>13447495
This or a good lobster roll. As far as fast food goes, either the Culvers fish sandwich or the Popeyes chicken.

>>13451989
The mods ought to banh yu for such pleb taste.

I like it simple.

>>13449584
>Reverse image search
>Sweden
Of course.

I realized last night that I had everything needed to make a club sandwich except for one thing. I've never made one at home before, so inspired by Mitch Hedberg's club sandwich bit I went to the store this morning to get that last item. Here's how it turned out, complete with chips in the middle as mitch intended (because I hate potato salad).

>>13454668
Europeans shouldn't even be allowed to have barbecue sauce

>>13455375
So while I'm there I got some beer for later as well as bananas and milk and a couple other things. Whilst checking out I thought to myself, "I hadn't played lottery in a while..." so I got twenty cash back and bought some ten dollar scratchers. One hit for two hundred bucks. The moral of this story: don't skimp on the frilly toothpicks.
https://youtu.be/Cmp5e_orPLs

>>13447378
Milanesa Sandwich
"Sánguche de Milanga"

>>13454653
nicest one in the bunch my German friend, although I prefer Mett

>>13447495
oh man. beat me to it.

I don't think it can be beaten.

I like a nice tuna sandwich though when I cant get a reuben.

>>13447378
tuna guac

>>13447378
In order:
Reuben
Muffaletta
Po-Boys
Turkey Club
Tuna

>>13447378
Bacon burgers or a BBQ Pulled Pork sandwich

>>13447378
Looks yummy 5/5

>>13447389
You are a monster 0/5

>>13447855
It looks like it needs some sort of veg or acidity to balance all that fat 3/5

>>13447905
Would eat but the bun should be slightly toasted imho, 4/5

>>13448923
Tomato looks a bit mushy, but edible if hungry. 2/5

>>13449850
Looks good, 4/5

>>13448127
Near perfect, 5/5

>>13448158
Not as good as above, less/drier meat and cheese needs more melty, still 4/5

>>13449584
Hey, fuck you 1/5

>>13449855
Delicious mess, 4/5

>>13449905
Looks dry, 2/5

>>13449987
How does it taste when it comes back up? 1/5

>>13450184
More soggy Chigaco bullshit 1/5

>>13451989
They are pretty good, 4/5

>>13452020
Looks satisfying. 4/5

>>13453145
Ham is too thickly sliced and I doubt the flavor profile is great. 2/5

>>13454593
Forgot to melt half the cheese, so 2/5

>>13454653
Boring but clean, needs mayo 2/5

>>13455375
Looks dry 1/5

>>13455399
You can clearly afford to do better, so I'm lowering your score to 0/5

>>13455971
I would try it, 3/5

>>13456001
Based, 4/5

spiciness is degenerate, spiciness is anti-white. I don't mean to say that in any trivial way. In what it represents, spiciness is degenerate. What it means to spice up your food is to cause yourself agitation. To agitate your tongue. To cause you pain. To cause you a sensation, this new sensation, you might start shifting in your chair like "aah! that's hot!"

Here's the thing about spice, once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy. You're gonna be welcomed by Arab sheikhs and fucking la cucaracha dances. I don't mean this as a joke. If spicy food is something you enjoy then it's a sign of a degenerated spirit.

And it's these mud races that are so obsessed with spicy food, they're obsessed with agitation. They live in these climates where it's just sand, blowing in the wind. Or they might live in a muddy tropical forest where it's all gooey and slop-slop everywhere; it's constantly changing. But in the far North, what do we have? We have ice. There we have a true symbol. A way to orient ourselves, I suppose you'd say.

Spice is really a symbol of total decadence. If you enjoy causing pain to yourself, why is that? It's a thirst for total agitation that these lowers races are so much more... It's so much more sensual than the Hyperborean race. And it's not a plus. Hyperboreans have the true strength. Ice is strong. Sand you can just throw it to the wind, or you know... Disgusting... you can step on some mud, throw it away. You can disperse it easily. But you have to smash ice.

So don't eat spicy food from a fucking salsa bowl, drink from the cool ice of your hyperborean ancestors.

>>13457432
holy shit you're a gigantic faggot

>>13447495
>>13447557
>>13447590
>>13447840
>>13447848
>>13448494
the cuban and the reuben are the patrician's choices

Corned beef on rye with spicy mustard

>>13447378
a poptart

Chicken Parm my man. Its unbeatable.

>>13458243
Peyton pls

>>13451989
For me, it’t the viet ham + headcheese banh mi, the most partician of all banh mis

>>13458780
you need that vietnamese bologna, too

>>13457432

I say this in the nicest way possible, but kys please.

>>13447378
It's a fight between the hero and the big chicken for me.

>>13458693
Its great man.
Acidic sauce, normally a blend of cheeses ranging from mild to sharp, crispy but neutrally flavored meat so as to not overpower the rest of the meal.
Its peak sandwich.

>>13459098

>>13457432
holy fuck a professional critic
thank you for you extremely valuable insight

>>13459098
Damn what a shot....and in that kind of situation. Poor guy probably going to be haunted he didnt act sooner though hes a hero.

>>13447378
For me, it's the classic PB&J

>>13461494
Do yourself a favor and up your jelly game with a jar of this stuff. I find it at Sprouts for like 5-6$ on sale and its great. I find myself eating butter and jam more often cuz its so good. Also, PBnJ

>>13461472
Only the shooter died

>>13457991
unironically partly true.
>once you go from spicing food to making food spicy you've crossed into the realm of degeneracy
I wouldn't call it "degeneracy", but there's this weird element of savage instinct that manifests in those who have poor control over their own minds, this tendency to "seek danger" when living in a sustained completely safe environment and lifestyle. It seems to come in part from never having faced true hardships, or living an overly-coddled life, but it manifests in other stress-inducing ways too, like listening to particularly aggressive music (I don't even mean like just rap or metal, I mean the hardcore shit like punk, death metal, grindcore, and "hardcore" gangsta rap), a particular taste for horror movies and/or violent pornography, thrill-seeking activities, watching an abundance of emotionally-extreme dramas on TV, etc.
It all seems like some desperate attempt to "feel alive", and simulate some kind of conflict in a completely conflict-free life, instead of learning to appreciate a lack of stress and conflict through comparison to real hardships.

>>13447378
death in my fucking face because when sandwitches die lijzlsih doiupSDG{V9oS Yf9wey0uf OSD KXJZ andn i eant to eat your fucking skull for this you shitfucker nigerraffg

>>13447378
Leftover NY strip or filet sliced thinly
Havarti
On toasted bread

Or

4-5 fish sticks depending on bread width
Sliced mild white cheddar
Untoasted white

Need chips and a Dr Pepper w/ice with either sandwich to make it complete

>>13447378

that's like asking what was my best fuck
damn, all of them were and will be always so good

>>13461527
Those are about $2 at Joblot around here. Pretty good stuff.

>>13462759
Someone's so mad they're having keyboard tourettes.

An european style sandwich

comes with ham, turkey, roast beef and cheese

There's a sandwich I like to make at home. You get a toasted bagel, doesn't matter which type, but I find sourdough to be the best, and you spread some butter on it, so far so good. Then you put some bacon on it. Mmmmm. Then some melted cheddar cheese. Mmm! It's simple, it's basic, but it gets the job done.

I call it the "Jewish Heart Attack", cause bagels are Jewish, buttered bacon will surely give you a heart attack, and a Jew would surely have a heart attack if he realized he was eating bacon!

Döner Kebap

>>13462971
>An european
>cuz "european" starts with a vowel
The whole purpose of "an" is phonetic. I'm assuming you're also a native English speaker because most of us still make the same stupid degenerate mistake.

>>13461561
Two bystanders were killed as well

>>13461494
nigga french toasted pbj is a gift from god

>>13447378
Mtl smoked meat

The deli across the highway makes a nice sub:

Genoa salami, mortadella, capicola, provolone cheese, onions, hot and sweet peppers, lettuce, tomatoes, oil and vinegar

One day I will eat this.

either a meatloaf and mashed potato sandwich or a muffaletta with fried mortadella

Spicy Crispy Chicken Sandwich from Burger King.

>>13463622
your post is cute, anon

>>13449905
basssseeeeeedddddddd