/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm definitely perplexed as to why anyone would eat that crap

Posting in an epic bread

>>13455542
It does neither. It just makes me glad that I don't live in a state where I need to defend this slop to feel relevant.

>>13455542
Don’t like this stuff. My husband drove out to Cincinnati with our kids in a van and brought this back. Cheese looked so yuck to me

>>13455542
To be fair, it also confuses and enrages the flyover's colon.

t.flyover

>>13455546
>>13455548
>>13455552
>>13455560
the cope and seethe coming in fast.

>>13455542
As a flyover, that looks ass and memed af

I pity flyover rodents. Must be hell.

>>13455595
>flyover rodents
kek!

>>13455542
The American truly is a sub human.

>>13455613
>mfw coastoid bugmen think they know SHIT about good pizza

>>13455542
>napkin tucked into shirt
Triggered

the cheese isn't melted

>>13455542
>I'll have a dozen coneys
>no cheese, though. I'm trying to lose weight for my cousin's wedding

>>13455645
Probably a lactoselet or something.

>>13455542
do amerilards really?

>>13455624
OH NO NO NO

>>13455542
Dude who lived in Ohio for 7 years and never lived outside of the midwest here, Skyline and its cheese obsession is fucking disgusting. Their chili is only mediocre, too. And I love coney chili. Columbo got me to order chili at any place that has it. RIP Peter Falk.

>>13455703
God I fucking love butter so much.

>>13455703
>French butter everything
>"Magnifique!"
>Americans butter everything
>"Wow, fucking lards. It's not even real butter."

>>13455542
They're all so fat, wtf. One time I went to a Indian restaurant and ordered two entrees. The owner laughed and told me "That is too much food. I cannot feed you that much food".

>>13455542
You fuckers wouldn't know a proper chili dog to save your life. I bet there's cinnamon and milk chocolate in that chili you fucking savages.

>>13455791
I like at Asian restaurants when Americans order too much food and they simply refuse to deliver it (or charge for it). However, sometimes someone will insist like “where is X??” And then they bring it out.

>>13455791
>>13455806
Imagine being so cucked that you get refused service at a restaurant and think it's a good thing.

>>13455796
Cinnamon and cocoa powder. It tastes very unique. Skyline is pretty good but still fast food. I went there all the time as a kid. There is one about 15 minutes from my house.

>>13455791
Dunno if this is a troll but that pajeet would get run out of the south real quick, do liberal faggots really take this kind of shit?

I really want to try this because I see it so often, any decent recipes for something like it?

>>13455959
I can't speak for worse off blue cities but some shit like that in san diego? He'd get run out of town.

>>13455977
Just buy a can, and then shred a pound of mild cheddar over it.

they shoulda bought the IT MELTS shredded topping

>>13455624
>gooks knowing anything about pizza

>>13455542
Flyover here, that looks like straight diarrhea fuel. Way too much shredded cheese. It’s probably low quality cheese too considering how much they dumped on.

>>13456077

>>13455542
based.

>>13455719
there is a difference in cooking with a lot of butter and using butter as a fucking topping for your burger lardtard

>>13456749
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jambon-beurre

>>13455542
>and a diet coke

>>13455546
They don't have good quality ingredients in the midwest so "good food" means "a lot of food"

This explains most things about the midwest, to be quite honest desu senpai

I'm only confused about the quantity

>>13455552
Yeah because old stale coneys are a good representation of how they taste

superior cincinnati export coming through

>>13455565
is it really? post pics of your lardass eating this shit

>>13455542
I too strive to be morbidly obese like the men in the image by drowning myself in shredded neon yellow cheese.

>>13455959
Tell that to all the techie pajeets in Austin currently destroying their cost of living, lmao.

>>13455703
You have to be fucked in the head to do something like that, seriously. Like heavily brain damaged.

>>13455719
>It's not even real butter.
This is a legitimate criticism of any US food product. Don't take this as me shitting on the US, but your food industry is beyond fucked. You practically have no regulations or standards compared to the EU. If you want to look into it, there's numerous accounts of how various sections of the food industry lobby for the right to keep selling you trash that would never in a million years be allowed in the European market with the FDA straight up not giving a single shit because they and every politician that does just gets paid off.

>>13455542
why do these obese people need so many portions?

>>13457529
>need
SHALL NOT

>>13455542
The only thing that confuses me is the amount of cheese. The chili itself is surprisingly delicious.

>>13455542
It legit took me a minute to even realize just what the fuck I was looking at, I thought that was a load of sweet potatoes

>>13455703
cuck

>>13455542
At least I don't have to live in Ohio

>>13457429
>15$ USD for a quart

It's not that good.

>>13457611
>not wanting to live in a boring white flyover wasteland where nothing ever happens
Comfy.

>>13457620
I was stuck in Toledo for over a decade
Fuck that shithole state

>>13457509
Do you mean like unwashed shit-covered eggs, or cows that make my babies brain waste into a sponge?
I've been to Europe, there's not that much to brag about vis a vis the US.
You have a pretty rotten safety record and unenforceable violations because of your patchwork cultures.

>>13455542
>*confuses and enrages the coastoid*
Cinnicinati does chili differently. When I was learning about such things, I heard it was related to Greek immigrants who used their favorite spices when making the meat mixture, and it borrows heavily from the meat filling that is in Pastitsio, the Greek version of a homey and creamy casserole of baked Lasagna (sort of). It's got the cinnamon, in other words, and it's very grainy and fine mince. Sometimes it borrows the oregano, thyme and other not-chili-herbs. Cinnamon and chocolate works with chili, mind you, it's excellent in mexican mole and I love it there.

I don't dislike skyline and the like, and I'd eat it if served, but would not make a special trip. I don't crave it like people who grew up having the coney, or the Cinncinati 5 way chili, or even supposed soul food style (it's greek style) Ben's Chili Bowl in DC...all have that something extra from the cook that I don't crave.

Any day though, I'll have a grilled foot long all beef hot dog in a soft bun or a griddled top split bun, with chunky beany chili and minced purple onion on top, maybe a few drops of mustard underneath if that's their way, and I wouldn't pass up good aged cheddar, either. You can get versions of that all over the country, from fast food drive throughs, to diners, to good chili loving restaurants. But, if there's a hint of cinnamon, ehh, whatever on that. Cheap preshredded processed mild cheese that doesn't melt readily it's the old way, sorry, kind of like the cheez whiz on an authentic philly. I kind of want it more homemade or elevated, you know? Yes, that's traditional, but is it really for modern tastes? someone make it better now.

>>13456810
You could make 5 of those with the amount of butter they put on a single burger.

>>13457637
Yeah that place is a meme, but the point still stands. They're using butter as a topping or condiment on the french sandwich.

>>13457630
We are looking at the first serious threat of boogaloo since the early 1960s, and if/when you ants start streaming off the coasts, it's going to be a pleasure capturing and eating you like the bandits in The Road.
You have been foreshadowed, Coastoid

>>13457633
An authentic Philly cheesesteak has provolone. Only the tourists get cheese wiz.

>>13457633
b&rp

>>13457641
You mongs have been larping about a big happening for almost a decade now

>>13455542
>shredded not melted
Y I K E S

>>13457648
Is that really true??

>>13457670
I love how everyone says this yet that's how the dish is supposed to look and be served. Ohio can't do anything right.

>>13455542
how much would that feast cost

>>13457752
bout tree fiddy

>>13457648
>Only the tourists get cheese wiz.
>>13457687
No it's not true because some retard-sounding meathead Ayooo ayooo, wud's dis? No Cheeze Wizz? Fugadaboutit!

>>13457633
those dogs are available widely. They do vary from shit corn-starch factory shredded cheese-like products to authentic home-shredded (though still orange colored) sharp cheddar as you describe.

>>13455624

>Thinking an opinion from literal aliens matter

>>13455708
The sole reason for bread to exist is as a butter delivery device.

I live near cinci. Skyline and goldstar are fucking pigslop and disgusting. For me it's izzy's, marion's, or hothead burrito.

>>13458985
Sounds like something a faggot from Covington would say.

>>13457632
have you ever seen fresh eggs out of a chicken like in a movie or something? Were they covered in shit? Exactly also fuck you're baby it's gonna be a fucking retard anyway

>>13459694
Even in a regularly cleaned chicken coop, there's probably chicken shit underneath the roost or on the straw. Chickens shit anywhere you mong

>>13459726
my point was that's it's hardly an issue at all you fuckwit. How hard is it to wash an egg before you cook it? Nah just wash them all at source and be forced to refrigerate them

I eat some bachelor cuisine and sprinkle cheese everywhere but I'm pretty sure that's shit plastic colored cheese. At least use a good cheddar or something.

>>13459747
if it's hardly an issue, why are you jumping up and down about it? No need to throw your toys like that

>>13457630
why didn't you just get a job and move somewhere else

>>13459694
>have you ever seen fresh eggs out of a chicken like in a movie or something?
I fucking lived on a farm, and we washed our eggs you ignorant urbanite troglodyte sodomite.

My cousin loses her shit over skyline chili. It's literally the slop you buy in a mega-can with a mountain of shredded cheese on a sub-par hot dog. I don't get it. It doesn't taste any different than canned shit.

>>13460456
Hey, I went to that place. Just kind of happened upon it on a day trip to Paris. Really mediocre, but a great idea (American diner breakfast food has the lowest ingredient cost of pretty much anything in the food industry that isn't a soda machine). To be fair, I'd been living in France for a little over a year at that point, so it was kind of an ironic thing; still worse than a Denny's.

>>13455806
One time I went into a sushi place hammered and ordered too much food. They only gave me half of what I asked for, which was based because I wouldn't have been able to finish it

>>13455542
I'm not even on the same continent and this still confuses and enrages me.

God, I want to try one of these so bad. They need to open one near Chicago

>>13455565
baed. West Virginia Bay fucking when??

>>13455542
imagine what that would do to your body...

>>13463527
make it glow in the dark?

>>13455542
Gold star is better. Little onion and mustard, or a three way. One of my favorite regional chains.

>>13463688
I was about to ask how you could tell the difference, but I see the cup now. Still, I assume their food must taste more different than it looks.

>>13455565
Glad I'm just a sadfrog instead of a soyboy or goblino