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>mom bought pistachios again
>ate half the bag in 10 minutes

>> No.13460102

they are so good

>> No.13460174

>>13459847
Best healthy food

>> No.13460183

>>13459847
do pistachios ruin your teeth or something?

>> No.13460191

>>13460183
yeah the ones that are too closed to open with your fingers you have to bite them open

>> No.13460217

>>13460191
Dude?

>> No.13460232

>>13460217
Yeah? What's up b- wait fuck thing's stuck *KRUNKT* *KRUNCH* *SNAP* AAAAAH YEAH THATS THE STUFF AAAAAAAAAAAH FUCK MY TOOTH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH ITS FUCKING BLEEDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.13460240

>>13460174
Nuts and legumes are super calorie dense. They're great, but in moderation.
>>13460191
Don't use your teeth to open anything, idiot.

>> No.13460249

>>13460240
>Don't use your teeth to open anything, idiot.
sounds like you're the idiot. while you either toss the unopened pistachio or get up and find a tool to open it with, i'll have already eaten it

>> No.13461192

>>13460183
No that's his mom beating his ass.

>> No.13461220

Eat C̵̢͓̱̠͓̘͚̭̟̼͂͑́͂̓͘ẵ̸̖̟̋̀̎s̴̠̬̻͗̄͌͌̽̆̔̃̓͂͘ḩ̴̧̱͎̱̞̰̗̪̯̺̚ę̷̛͕̭̥̖̏͂̈͂̀̔̒̂ẃ̴͍͉̩͖̦̺̦̮̈́̾̑ş̴̱̫̯͓̟̏͆͋̍́̀̈́̑́̑̊̆̚͘

>> No.13461228

>>13460240
>Don't use your teeth to open anything, idiot.
How you do hope to strengthen your teeth dude?

>> No.13461233

>>13459847
>>13459847
how many GBP were they?