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Could you eat a whole average-sized rotisserie chicken in one sitting?

>> No.13519510

You phrase that as if I haven't already.

>> No.13519514

>>13519487
Not likely since I usually add sides to them so I use the rest later.

>> No.13519519

>>13519487
I could eat multiple. Several if I'm stoned or drunk.

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13519525

wasn't planning on sharing in the first place

>> No.13519537

>>13519519
Stoned and drunk

>> No.13519554

>>13519525
DUUUUDE

>> No.13519568

>>13519525
Sharing is caring and will get you laid especially if it's a cute girl.

>> No.13519628

>>13519487
they don't look that big, but it's still 3lbs I guess

I knew I'd find an asian doing a mukbang https://youtu.be/j9AZEQxBFJk
yeah should be doable for the average binge-eater

>> No.13519656

>>13519487
Yes. Hell, I used to work with an excavator operator, and somedays he'd just hop in his cab with two whole roast chickens and work the day through, never once leaving his seat as he swapped between trenching and manhandling his chicken carcass. It was equal parts both impressive and intimidating.

>> No.13519661

>>13519487
This is the like the '12 pack a day for a month' thread. Yeah, obviously, anyone who isn't a total pussy can.

>> No.13519662

I can only handle the dark meat. Plus I like to to save the breasts to make chicken salad

>> No.13519665

>>13519656
Did he have piss and poop bottles?

>> No.13519671

>>13519656
Did he throw the chicken bones and carcass and cartilage out of the windows?

>> No.13519812

They’re gross if you get ‘em from the store.

>> No.13519858

>>13519537
All of them

>> No.13519860

>>13519487
Yes, though nobody would want to admit that.

>> No.13519868

>>13519487
Not even close to a problem

>> No.13519874

When one sees chicken bones on a sidewalk or parking lot or in a subway or train station then it's 100% certain that niggers have been there throwing around chicken bones. Nobody else does that kind of stuff.

>> No.13519888

I bought a package of roasted chicken breasts from trader Joe's tonight and had to restrain myself from eating the whole thing in one sitting

>> No.13519904

>>13519487
I mean, I *could*, but usually one of them makes a part of four balanced meals.

>> No.13519913

>>13519487
No. White meat is so dry it feels like I’m going to choke on it.

>> No.13520328

>>13519874
>chicken bones on the ground = blacks
I’m at white as it gets.
If I have chicken wings at lunch, I will go out to the parking lot and make a neat little pile of the bones under one of the trees that surrounds it. Especially in winter.
Squirrels need the bones for minerals and tooth maintenance. They are going to dig them out of the dumpster anyway, may as well make it easier on them.

>> No.13520344

>>13519487
I bought a chicken to cut up for lunches but wound up going out of town and now i feel like the biggest ass a week later after wasting 5 dollars on this fuckin bird i never touched

>> No.13520382

>>13520328
Ya see what you're doing has some thought behind it, when niggers do it it's out of convince and not giving a fuck because they lack brain function.

>> No.13520423

>>13520328
Ahhh, that's really sweet.

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>>13519510
>>13519519
>>13519525
>>13519628
>>13519656
>>13519661
>>13519860
>>13519868
>>13519888
>>13519904
Do Americans really??? That would feed a family of 4 and your all saying you could solo it...

No wonder 71% of your country is overweight or obese.

>> No.13520558

>>13520454
Saying we could and saying we would are not the same thing.
My car will do 140mph easily, most cars on the road here can. How fast do we drive to work? 55-80. Why? Just because you can do something does not mean you should.

>> No.13520647

>>13519904
Even more if you use the carcass to make stock. It's usually a bit salty, so don't add any extra.

>> No.13520652

>>13519487
I can down like 2-3KG of food in one sitting.

>> No.13520685

>>13519487
I've done it before and I could probably do it again.

>> No.13521212

>>13519487
On my cheat days i buy one from Costco and eat it. Really good quality for only 5 dollars.

>> No.13521220

>>13519487
I just eat the breasts (without the skin) and throw everything else.

>> No.13521246

>>13521220
Based food waster

>> No.13521377

>>13521220
So you eat the shitty dry part and throw the best part away
What a maroon..

>> No.13521562

>>13520344
You could have just stored it in freezer, idiot.

>> No.13521606

>>13519665
No, I think he just had major constipation from the way he ate, because he'd sometimes pull ten hour shifts in the chair without a break.
>>13519671
Of course, it was trench work. One man's excavation trash is the next man's archaeological dig. We find all sorts of shit like old bottlecaps, creosote-soaked rail ties (we pay to dump them on Indian land because it's cheaper), abandoned gas pipes just seeping into the ground... All sorts of shit left behind by construction.

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>>13520454
>DOES HUMANITY REALLY?
I'm not even American. You're just a fucking poof.