/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13526517
Shittier food that a hot dog?

I like crif dogs they have like 20 different kinds

>>13526517
coney dogs are where it's at

>>13526596
Trust and believe

>>13526561
Yes.

>>13526627
Explain, faggot.

>>13526760
>brought up with grandparents
>grandma never really learnt how to cook bcuz she worked
>have to eat garbage food every day
>there were insects in the house
>ants literally got into the chocolate cereal i had
>a few morning i literally ate ants with my milk
>grandma would microwave wahtever food was from the prervious day and one time a mosquito got in the plate but she couldnt see the dead mosquito right in the middle of the plate when i pointed at it

>>13526517
gather around outside with family and/or friends and a fire. Put a hotdog on a stick and roast it. Put it in a bun, add mustard, and eat. Repeat a few times until you barely have enough room for s'mores afterwards.

Or load a plate with three hot dogs in buns, cover with chili, cheese, mustard, and raw onions.

>>13526517
new york style minus the sauerkraut
i dont mind the sauerkraut but im a bit of a purist

There is literally no way to best $1.50 Costco dogs...with the onions

I like hot dogs when it's from a restaurant or booth cause they know what they're doing but I can't replicate that taste at home for some reason.

>>13526852
baste
did you know you can substitute the drink for another hot dog?

>>13526517
Wtf is onion sauce

>>13526517
its pickled jalapenos on the seattle dog not sliced fresh ones jesus christ

literally loling @americans rn cuz of how much the jews cucked them out of superior 100% pork hot dogs and tricked them into believing all beef hot dogs are better
pro tip: they're not
beef hot dogs are fucking trash. go pork or go home

>>13526517
Seattle, Sonora, and Tijuana sound alright, but they are not ranked in that order. The rest are trash.

>>13527435
Ketchup, mayonnaise, mustard, relish and cheese for me.

i'm a simple man. diced onion, sweet relish, sauerkraut with celery seed and some chili powder sprinkled in

>>13526517
Why's the "Doyer" dog in quotes? Is that not its real name?

>>13527470
If you're a white chick you probably "do yer dog" lmao

Anyway, for me it's the humble Danish

Hot dogs are foul 20th century food, full of mustard, pickles and other clashing flavours.
We have burritos now.

>>13527489
no burritos in europe, very few mexican food places for some reason

>>13527470
Its referencing the way ESL beaners say Dodger in their Spanish accent.
t. beaner from LA.

>>13527519
Can't have Mexican food without Mexicans. That's how it works.

>>13527524
Holy crap I think you're right. It's definitely a beaner version of the dodger dog, with their various beaner condiments that they happened to have on hand in their beanermobile.

>>13527473
danish women are white women

>>13527550
It is. Some beaners say "Los Doyers" when talking about the Dodger baseball team because they're ESL with terrible accents, and now everyone thinks that all beaners say it. Hence, "Doyer" dog.

>>13526795
You still didn't name a single food they made

>>13527597
patatas cocidas con pollo and colacao
thats all i remember

>>13527532
>Can't have Mexican food without Mexicans.
wrong, americans make better mexican food than mexicans

>>13526795
>learnt

What is it like to be retarded?

>>13527613
its literally correct, retard.

>>13527625
SHUCKS LOOKS LIKE I LEARNT ME A NEW ONE

>>13527636
they teach british english in my country i guess thats why it threw you off

>>13527606
>tacobell

>>13527601
lol no wonder, fucking spics

>>13526795
Even that mosquito is better food than a hot dog.

>>13529033
A beef hot dog, maybe. Pork hot dogs are tits.

For me, it's the okidog
>Two weiners
>Fried pastrami
>Chili
>Cheese
>All wrapped in a tortilla

>>13526517
Bacon-wrapped anything is garbage.
Sonora looks fucking disgusting, at that point just go to Taco Bell and get a chalupa.

>>13527435
what am i if i eat it on a plate with no bun after microwaving it for a minute

>>13526993
google it dumbass

>>13526861
Get the fuck outta town

Whats the best bun/brand of bun /ck/

>>13526517
Here's the full image

>>13527579
>>13527524
>>13527550
Wait, wouldn't that make it racist as fuck?
And in California of all places.

>>13530258
us racists in California have hidden powerlevels you could only hope to comprehend

>>13527435
everything but chaotic neutral for me

>>13530320

>>13530320
>>13530331
those mayo and whatever orange was strings look so face

>>13526852
The correct answer.

>>13526517
>Chicago>Detroit Coney>dogshit>everything else

>>13526517
mustard
OR
cheddar cheese

>>13527556
For the time being.

>>13526849
A true man of culture
>>13526993
Its diced onions cooked in tomato sauce thats kind of like ketchup but thinner, less sweet and more spiced

>>13530258
Yes, it is. And yet, just like Dia de Los Muertos, Cinco de Mayo, and tons of other shit that's not even beaner culture, it's been appropriated and commercialized for retards to consume without thinking.
>Inb4 seething
I don't really care about this stuff, I'm just pointing burger culture out as it is.

>>13526517
>broil them dogs
>make that box of easy mac
>mix
>????
>Profit

>>13532146
divorced mom food

>>13529215
I aint mad at that

>>13532151
A-at least i got 2 christmases...

>>13526517

>>13529413
>full image

m8..... >>13530247

>>13532156
>sweet onions
there are sweet ones? is that why mine stand out so much? i try to fry them a bit before putting them in the hot dog
thx for the webm

i have to make steaks tomorrow or they'll go bad but the next day ill make at least one hot dog!

>>13532178
Bit late, see >>13530247

Japan style hot dogs

>>13526517
purist
Bun and Hot dog.

>>13531665
Sounds delicious

>>13526596
American Coney Island shills get out. Lafayette is the way.

>>13530282
Power levels so hidden you guys vote Democrat.

>>13526517
I just put ketchup on mine, but I enjoy a good chili dog when I can get them

>>13532948
whats the brown sauce? how can i make it? looks tasty

L
7
WEENIE!

Yeah, Oscar Mayer even!

FOOTLONG
DODGER DOG
A WEENIE!

For me it's a plain beef 'dog on a potato bun with only ketchup, once a year

Korean rice dogs are my favorite way to eat hotdogs.

Chili dog no cheese

>>13531863
Where did you get the idea that dia de muertos is not beaner

>>13526998
live in seattle, seen it both ways

>>13532948
This guy gets it!

>>13533349

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coney_Island_hot_dog

>>13527606
los americanos son los mexicanos!

>>13534014
Reading comprehension, retard, I said other stuff that is not beaner culture as in other things I'm not going to name.

>>13532948
>American Coney Island shills get out. Lafayette is the way.
What are the key differences in your opinion? I've only been to Lafayette on my trips to the area, next time plan on sampling a bit of both if I get the chance but that won't be for quite some time

>>13534733
I'm one of those people who has never stepped foot in American, so I can't speak to the coneys themselves. Though I will say the ambiance (or lack thereof) in Lafayette is special to me.

>>13534122
I’m mean, you’re not wrong in Spanish. But we’re speaking English and the translations of these specific words carry different connotations.

>>13529215
Damn, that sounds based

>>13526517
korean

>>13527473
based

With ketchup only.

>>13527556
yeah but danes are actual whites

>>13530247
Why are the hotdogs from Mexico looking pretty good, but the Norwegian is the only one that looks like something a poor Mexican mutt peasant would eat?

Sauted onions can make even the cheapest, shittiest hot dog on the planet taste good.

>>13531665

so it's ketchup, but pretentious?

>>13529231
you are me

>>13536922
Those look so appealing, but they taste really, really underwhelming

>>13532253
>Breakfast roll
>Ireland
The fuck?

Are there any Detroit anons who have tried the Coney Dogs at The Telway before? I've only ever had their sliders, and was wondering if their dogs were any good.

>>13534733
I tried out both back to back on my most recent trip to Detroit. My final analysis was that American has better Coney sauce, while Lafayette has better dogs. However, this was because Lafayette's sauce was much more liquid and runny, which I'm not a huge fan of, so if you like it that way you'd probably prefer Lafayette. Also, the internal decor was very different, with American being an over the top Americana kitsch befitting its name, while Lafayette feels like you walked right into a greasy joint straight out of the 20s. Both are charming in their own way.

>>13530247
>Norway
I used to have something like that as a kid, but it was a hotdog with shredded cheese in a tortilla microwaved to melt the cheese. After school childhood fino (food kino).

>>13532948
Does anyone actually prefer American? Never heard of anyone who liked it more.

>>13526517
Sausage
Bun
Ketchup

anything extra is for fucking faggots

>>13530247
>STILL no Chicago style hotdog.

>>13530247
Coney>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>>>>>seattle>Dodger (the classic)
honorable mentions to Germany, Denmark, and Argentina

>>13532253
>just ham and butter
I thought I was the only one

>>13538557
>be spaniard
>hear about how americans use butter for cooking
>never saw anyone in my life cook with butter
>everyone uses olive oil here
>start cooking with butter for a few days
>get massive diarrhea and literally shit liquid for a few days
never again.

>>13538164
>most hot dogs are made of pork
>putting ketchup, a sweet sauce, on pork, the already sweet meat
I'll never get it

>>13526517
the new york one in OP pic looks tasty

>>13526517

Seattle dog based af

>>13529215
I dont normally like hotdogs, but i would try this

>>13529224
>suggesting Taco Bell as an alternative to "garbage"
whats funny is not just the irony, but the seriousness of the post too

>>13539545
Not in America. There is not a single nationally available pork hot dog brand. Americans fear pork. It's not kosher.

>>13526517
Cosco dogs are the best

Is Wienershcotzle good? Is it at least better than nuking an Oscar Meyer and topping with some canned chili sauce warranting it's worthwhileness as a restaurant?

>>13539768
We just prefer beef hot dogs. Americans love them some pig, generally in the form of bacon. You can get bacon on fucking anything in this country.

>>13539832
>Is Wienershcotzle good? Is it at least better than nuking an Oscar Meyer and topping with some canned chili sauce warranting it's worthwhileness as a restaurant?

Meant to post this

>>13526861
...what, really? you pulling my gottdayum leg?

>>13534733
I went to American for years. Me and my dad would stop in before every baseball/football game. Used to be well-run and efficient, but then Jerry, this longtime employee who kind of kept the place together, died and everything went to shit. Burnt hot dogs, long wait times, servers not paying attention... We switched to Lafayette about a year back and it’s so much better. I don’t notice a significant difference in quality between old American coney dogs and Lafayette coney dogs.

>>13526861
I like to air fry em at home for extra crispness heh

>>13527550
Is it bad that is looks really tasty to me? Nacho cheese and jalapeños make everything better

>>13526592
my nigger

>>13530282
even us mexicans have it, you need nerves of steel to hide your power level here

>>13541539
nope try it out, they give me the dog but can’t give me a polish unfortuntely

>>13533158
>thinking the racism isn’t part and parcel of the Democrat party.
They know what they’re doing, and why.

>>13526861
You best not be lying, nigger. This is a game changer.

>>13526993
them chinese put it on everything

>>13526517
For me, it's a dog in a standard bun with chili, shredded cheddar, and onions.

>>13526517
My hot dog

>boars head knockwurst, grilled indirect over charcoal
>nice, fluffy bun but sturdy enough to handle the wiener
then either
>sauerkraut and stone ground mustard
or
>caramelized onions and some english mustard

I do also like a chicago dog if it's not gonna fall apart on me after two bites like they usually do
>sauerkraut

>>13526517
Vienna franks, diced onion, easy relish, and a line of ketchup. Absolutely based.

American hotdogs are universally vile, I went to NY last year and got hotdogs the locals recommended and they all tasted like dogfood on a bun.

I want to try the hot dogs at Sam's Club. Will I get food poisoning?

>>13545344
that goes for american food in general i guess
they are used to gobbling up insane quantities of sugar

>>13527435
>mincedmeat sauce
I fucking hate the British.

>>13539838
its so fucking expensive. i love it but i may as well order mid-high tier pizza

>>13527473
>D*nsk hotdog
Might as well do your dog if you'r going to put a bright red sausage in your mouth

>>13526517
The fuck is “onion sauce”?

Pogo. Pogos are the best

>>13530247
Rolling for my dog.

How to cook the best Dog

When I was in DC I had something called a "Half Smoke" with chili, cheese and mustard. I've tried to find a half smoke in a store but those shits are impossible to find.

Those things were fucking good but impossible to find outside of the street vendors and that Bens Chili Bowl place.

>>13530258
beaners have pride for this kind of thing, think cheech and chong

>>13548488
it looks pretty good desu
>tfw i will never visit USA and have a beaner hot dog with mexican cheese

>>13548517
its not good, its a bad meme. the real la dog is basically the tijuana and lately those have been giving people diseases

>>13548534
idk i just want a good hot dog whatever it is
in my town here in europe they only sold really bland sausage hot dogs with literally nothing

>>13548543
cant be as bad as turkey dogs

>>13538523
based blindbro

>Street Food in USA: Hot Dog
>Street Food in Europe: Kebab
>Street Food in China: Crickets on a stick
>Street Food in Southamerica: Choripan (chorizo sausage and spanish-style bread)

>>13537483
why is this so true of Korean food? The intense looking shit is surprisingly mundane tasting, and the normal shit fucking slaps? fried chicken delicious,Kimbap meh pretty normie sushi roll, Bibimbap fucking bowl of rice, veggies, and meat somehow delicious just because they add a fucking sauce. Koreans are magic.

>>13527435
chaotic neutral chads

>>13526517
They make me feel ill, unfortunately. I do like sausages though.

This is a good Sandwich thread

>>13526517
Dodger Dog for life!

>>13526861
If you aren't lying to me, you're mother will NOT die in her sleep but live a long and happy life.

>>13526517
>i had really shitty food at home so i would go to the bar and ask for a hot dog
Absolutely baffling statement here

>>13526517
This is a German stile fancy heis hund.

the trick to a good hotdog is a steamed bun
the trick to a steamed bun is wrapping it in a slightly damp towel and microwaving it for 20 seconds

>>13545344
>>13545802
Seethe, cope, rent free, and obsessed.

>>13549822
obesed

>>13531604
Good dog. 10/10

>>13526517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kar7z_9RogY

>they let ketchup girl make hotdogs
>no ketchup
jesus christ

>>13529215
>getting one in 2 days

>>13532184
Japan is such a fucking mongoloid meme