/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13532730
Better off drinking turps watered down with urine

Pilsner has it's place on a hot day to quench your thirst

>>13532730
Heinekan't

>>13532756

i drank 48 rolling rocks on a bet a couple months ago

>>13532730
Hiney kan

>>13532730
Some people have different beer taste. Me personally, I like Heineken, but the price doesn't seem worth it to me compared to some cheap ass Yuengling black and tan or just regular Yuengling lager.

Miss me with that micro craft brew bullshit.

>>13532730
it tastes like i grabbed weeds and crabgrass from my backyard and made a tea with it

>>13532730
I guess I don't like beer then. Unrelated: I like several beers.

>>13532730
Yuengling makes a pilsner so I don't need to settle for Heineken.

>>13533105
>Yuengling makes a pilsner

Didn't know this. Will have to try it. What is it called? I usually just buy their lager.

>>13532730
That swill is over marketed garbage, basically the only redeeming quality is if you know someone who drinks it theyre the type of person who likes to waste money by throwing decent parties.

>>13532730
is that so?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sm8JM-K1dc

>>13533013
Tecate is my go to garbage beer but High Life is the best barley pop. But ever since somebody said Rolling Rock tastes like peanut butter I can't drink it because it does and I notice now.

>>13532730
It's a generic flavourless lager. People who like beer drink dark ales and stouts; beers that maximise the beer flavour.
Saying if you don't like Heineken, you don't like beer is like saying if you don't like soda water you hate sweet things.

>>13532730
>green bottle instead of can

>>13532730
For me, it's Mich Ult Lime & Prickly Pear Cactus INFUSIONS

>>13532730
Dos xx is my go-to refreshment on a hot day

>>13532730
Porters, stouts and sours, are the superior beer.
IF you must have a light beer find an actual German hefeweizen.

Fuck off with your weak piss Bond beer

>>13532730
I don't even remember the last time I've tried Heineken, because I actually do like beer, and nobody serves Heineken in 2020.

>>13532730
I don't like Heineken, but I like beer.
I prefer Guinness, or Murphy's, and would buy Budweiser before having a Heineken.
It's possible that I might just order a soda if my only beer choice was Heineken.

>>13534387
>lite beer
>hefeweizen
Are you retarded? It's basically the opposite.

>country with tradition and history like germany creates a simple yet refreshing beverage
>beer
>america wants to do it as well but add "its twist"
>DOUBLE CREAMY STRAWBERRY CHOCOLATE FUDGE STOUT CHRISTMAS EDITION (NOW CARBONATED!)

>>13534520
Anything lighter than hefeweizen is not beer, it is pisswaser.

>>13532730
cringe
>>13534550
guter mann

>>13534545
What the fuck are you trying to say here?

Heineken is good as a first beer when you're starting to explore drinking. If you still drink Heineken after a year or two your practically still using training wheels.

>>13532730
I'm fine with heineken. It's cheap in my local so I enjoy drinking it when I don't have the money for something fancier.
But there are certainly better alternatives. I rather have a weizen instead.

>>13532730
My sister is a strip club bartender and says Heineke is the preferred beer of African Americans. Is this true?

>>13532730
Even this pisswater is preferable to Heineken.

>a shitload of comment stating heineken is bad

All the industrial beers are shit, but threre's industrial beers less shit than others.

So...in general, beer is beer to me. When I'm at home I drink fucking malt liquor 40s cause I just want to get drunk, I do not understand the certain things and ideas and stigmas associated with certain beers

What is the stereotype of "someone who likes Heineken"? Cause it has become my go to "order out" beer at a restaurant or something, just because I like the green bottle and the flavor seems decent to me, kind of bitter but crisp, but every time without fail my sister looks at me and dryly goes "HEINEKEN? REAAAAALLY?" To which I just laugh and shrug because I have no idea what the implication is supposed to be....

She usually orders that suntop beer or whatever or blue moon beer

>>13534641
Which club? And yes, but they also like to drink Hennessey from a snifter.

>>13532730
99% water

Heineken is the sponsor of a good time.

>>13534610
What kind of faggot talks about beer in these terms, jesus.

>>13532730
fuck that shit

>>13532730
Moosehead is the single greatest beer of all time. It's not hopy garbage, it's not overly sweet, it's not overly bitter, it's fucking perfect. Murphy's Stout and Hollandia are second and third. The Tom Green Milk Stout and Three Philosophers are fourth and fifth. Heineken gets an honorable mention for being consistent and summer as fuck.

>>13532730
Heineken is a faggot-beer like tonic water

Pilsner and other German style lagers are unironically the pinnacle of beer. When done right, they’re crisp, refreshing, but also nuanced and rather complex. The problem comes in when industrialization began mass producing lager that much of it began losing its taste ie the piss water so many of us are used to. They’re also meant to be drunk relatively fresh - maybe 3 months max after packaging. This is why for instance Guinness tastes better in Ireland. It’s not some mystery, it’s just fresher.

Heineken in the Netherlands is actually not an awful lager. But the green bottles make for shitty packaging as they let too much light in, and it’s brewed at such a massive scale that all nuance is gone.

>>13534302
This

>>13534669
Tis cara trut

>>13535873
This guy beers

>>13534545
>somebody starts a thread about Heineken
>anon brings up America for no apparent reason
OBSESSED

>>13536331
>makes a post
>iphone filename

>>13532730
Dutch man here. Heineken is fucking shit.
The king of beers is westvleteren 12.
For the normal people ;
st bernardus, chouffe, cornet, triple karmeliet, westmalle & Chimay for Belgium beers.
La trappe for Dutch beer.
Thank me later

drinking some right now, it's alright

>>13536389
Normal man here. I agree.

>>13532730
If I must go for a "macrolager" I drink whatever mexican beer is the best deal at the local liquor store. Usually they have Modelo at 18-pack for $20. I also like Tsing Tao, (although I have to go to the chink restraunt to get my hands on it), Michelob ultra, Shiner Bock, Heiny, etc. But If I was very wealthy, I would drink hard ciders and sour farmhouse ales exclusively. Fuck your foreign swill in fancy packaging.

>>13532730
If you vomit from drinking, whether it be beer, malt liqour, hard liqour, wine, whatever, you're doing it wrong, you hate alcohol, should quit drinking, and probably kill yourself.

>>13532730
I'm a White Claw guy myself

>>13532768
Whoa I drank a large volume of liquid quickly!!! Whooo!!!

>>13537224
While I agree, I'm not entirely certain how this pertains to the OP

For me it's edelweiss hefetrüb, the king of beers.

>>13534387
I like you, but I also drink cheap stuff too.

>>13534641
For some of them it is. It's weird though, lately they have been getting into IPA's. They're like ten years behind the beer trends.

Heineken is one of the worst beers you can buy at that price point

>>13534749
>What is the stereotype of "someone who likes Heineken"?
I work at a liquor store and there isn't one, at least in my area. We don't sell a lot of it though, so maybe there is a stigma that I'm just not aware of.