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/webm/ Anonymous Mon Jan 20 14:48:21 2020 No.13540558 [Reply] [Original]

Imagine the smell.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 14:48:52 2020 No.13540560 File: 2.70 MB, 853x480, Strawberry Pavlova Nearly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Bonus Kay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 14:50:38 2020 No.13540575 File: 178 KB, 750x864, 1509306720138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540560

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 14:52:16 2020 No.13540580 >>13540558 Why are Americans like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 14:54:11 2020 No.13540589 File: 231 KB, 512x422, 1576292433665.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540558 >smelling a lot of flavor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 14:56:07 2020 No.13540602 >>13540558 To what end?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:03:50 2020 No.13540634 >>13540558 >the way he whips his dead arm in the begining

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:06:51 2020 No.13540657 >>13540634 This video is almost a decade old.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:13:02 2020 No.13540704 >>13540589 Flavor is an olfactory sense, taste is what your mouth do. Talk to someone with olfactory agnosia if you don't believe me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:16:37 2020 No.13540733 >>13540558 im always impressed with jack's eloquence

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:22:10 2020 No.13540771 and now he has a diabetic foot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:23:04 2020 No.13540778 >>13540602 jack's just representing NYC to the west coast plebs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:23:13 2020 No.13540780 I took him down. I took him down to the ground.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:24:43 2020 No.13540796 File: 2.57 MB, 1280x720, the_moment_you_realize_your_cooking_is_terrible.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540558

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 15:58:06 2020 No.13541001 >>13540657 Fuck what's wrong with us - specifically us being obessed with this guy? For me it's getting to observe "average Americans" w/o personal discomfort

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:07:35 2020 No.13541065 Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:09:06 2020 No.13541079 >>13541001 >obessed >us its just 1 guy posting this shit over and over

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:15:48 2020 No.13541134 >>13541079 Rather ironic statement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:26:39 2020 No.13541204 >>13541001 I don't think I need to explain to you why people slow down on the other side of the highway when there is a big car crash. Same shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:28:46 2020 No.13541221 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, DivorceRape.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You too can be a divorced dad MasterChefTM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:29:52 2020 No.13541233 If I was a billionaire. I'd by 4chan for the sole reason of making jack posting a bannable offense

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:30:18 2020 No.13541234 >>13540560 It that the hot chick with cerebral palsy?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:31:06 2020 No.13541240 >>13541134 it isn't ironic at at work on your reading comprehension

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:31:29 2020 No.13541243 >>13540580 dysgenics in action

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:33:54 2020 No.13541255

>>13540558
tries to smell a difference in pizza dough inside a pizza place. he needs to take them outside wait 20 minutes then sniff them, wait 20 minutes then reverse the order. to tell anything, also who's gonna eat that pizza after he rubbed his nose on it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:34:14 2020 No.13541257 >>13541240 I almost never post jack and the webm I posted was made by me and never posted before. I don't think I've seen that video before either.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:43:19 2020 No.13541301 >>13541255 Are you not familiar with Jack?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:45:24 2020 No.13541310 >>13541301 no why would I be?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:45:30 2020 No.13541312 >>13540558 This man is a visionary

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:47:53 2020 No.13541325 >>13541310 lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:49:41 2020 No.13541333 >>13541325 no thanks I don't care to know about him.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:51:06 2020 No.13541339 >>13540558 Can we campaign to get this man on MasterChef or something

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:51:51 2020 No.13541342 >>13541333 Well he is the king of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:52:12 2020 No.13541343 File: 2.92 MB, 300x300, 2020 Cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540558

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:53:36 2020 No.13541347 >>13541339 I don't think he would do as well as he would have before his stroke. MasterChef is shit anyways. The only people that ever win are diversity winners with some bullshit leftist appeal to emotion sob story.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:54:16 2020 No.13541352 >>13540558 >jack can smell heat Is his lack of arm increasing his other senses?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:54:47 2020 No.13541354 >>13541234 No, no it is not

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 16:55:31 2020 No.13541359 File: 2.51 MB, 600x400, Yorkshire Puddings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541312 >>13541339

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:02:57 2020 No.13541401 File: 128 KB, 820x652, 14-142664_pepe-pepe-listening-to-music.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541359 Such technique

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:03:27 2020 No.13541406 >>13540558 the nose on that second fella. bulbous, cartoonish even.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:33:06 2020 No.13541557 >>13541301 How the fuck do you not know who daddy Jack is

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:44:46 2020 No.13541618 File: 1.35 MB, 400x400, 1534921973513.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:52:05 2020 No.13541645 >>13541618 do americans really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 17:56:44 2020 No.13541669 >>13541406 He has a nose that can sniff out a penny in a paddock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:02:11 2020 No.13541704 >>13540560 I'm pretty sure the base of a pavlova is just supposed to be a meringue. Which is basically just egg whites and sugar. So why is her meringue brown?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:03:12 2020 No.13541711 >>13540704 After Grant Achatz got tongue cancer he relied on his sense of smell rather than his tongue for how his food tasted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:04:20 2020 No.13541716 >>13540560 all this time i thought she was american

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:05:19 2020 No.13541724 File: 2.87 MB, 250x250, Dumplings As Made By Yidi Li.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:11:58 2020 No.13541764 File: 2.95 MB, 512x288, za.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:13:09 2020 No.13541772 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, wolverine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:14:13 2020 No.13541778 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, Waifu.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:15:23 2020 No.13541786 File: 2.90 MB, 360x360, Ethiopian Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:17:07 2020 No.13541797 >>13540558 At least he's not committing food atrocities this time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:18:44 2020 No.13541806 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:24:29 2020 No.13541835 File: 27 KB, 300x390, 1503006533700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541772

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:25:36 2020 No.13541843 File: 2.25 MB, 720x404, Surly Lord of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:25:50 2020 No.13541845 File: 2.77 MB, 454x454, Gugspe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:27:19 2020 No.13541850 >>13541806 >>13541843 EGG

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:27:58 2020 No.13541854 >>13540558 Two elderly overweight white dudes smelling dough as they even know shit. Hilarious jackoff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:28:12 2020 No.13541856 File: 2.34 MB, 488x270, Steak Goblin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:29:17 2020 No.13541858 File: 1.02 MB, 1920x1080, scat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:30:22 2020 No.13541866 File: 631 KB, 720x404, Piss taco.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:31:55 2020 No.13541874 >>13541618 What the fuck Why

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:34:12 2020 No.13541889 File: 2.86 MB, 1067x600, pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:34:52 2020 No.13541893 File: 1006 KB, 640x352, Arabic Coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:37:45 2020 No.13541900 File: 443 KB, 1280x720, pan nice and cold.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:39:14 2020 No.13541904 >>13541618 I hate this webm

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:39:19 2020 No.13541905 >>13541874 kid's gotta know his place

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:39:36 2020 No.13541907 >>13541856 what happened to her face

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:43:54 2020 No.13541920 File: 1.37 MB, 640x360, turkish beer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541893 The beer is already in the glass. The heated table just makes it boil up.

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:46:17 2020 No.13541929

can someone give me the cliffs notes on Jack? Apparently he used to beat the shit out of his kid, and the kid is now like 20 something years old and married? He had a stroke sometime last year and now he doesn't even do videos anymore he has to have his wife do videos fro him instead?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 18:46:46 2020 No.13541933 >>13541920 Reversed motion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:18:21 2020 No.13542034 >>13541618 No wonder Mexican's don't mind cartels. This is what "normal" Mexicans do.

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:19:25 2020 No.13542040
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>>13541929
Jack is your typical christian boomer. Jack is known for making really shitty food even though he has quite a large fanbase. He freaked out when his son was smoking weed and almost killed him. Now, he has had several strokes and really isnt as active as he once was. When /ck/ used to be based there was a /jack/ thread at all times.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:19:58 2020 No.13542044 >>13541764 So the cheese comes off when you pick at it with a fork? Wouldn't all pizza do that? And where is the rule that crust can't be thick?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:21:23 2020 No.13542048 >>13541778 Poor girl. That's sad to watch. I hope she's happy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:27:05 2020 No.13542071 File: 2.79 MB, 512x640, SuperiorWhiteGenetics.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541618 >>13541645 yes see webm

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:29:20 2020 No.13542081

>>13541874
it's a recent trend. They even will make two cakes, one to smash in the child's face, one to eat, and put down plastic sheets beforehand
Not only is it wasteful, I find it needlessly cruel. Please note their skin color for further explanation

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:29:57 2020 No.13542085 >>13541786 If they eat that much, then why are they always portrayed as starving?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:34:14 2020 No.13542094 File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Mason Jar Meals Sponsored by Walmart.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542085

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:34:35 2020 No.13542095 >>13541907 American water and consumption of bleached chicken meat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:40:40 2020 No.13542113 File: 1.59 MB, 240x320, melon carving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542071 Dylann Roof almost broke that fat guy's neck with that melon. What a hardman.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:54:37 2020 No.13542160 File: 2.94 MB, 1280x720, wang.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:54:43 2020 No.13542161 >>13541856 God she is hot and can cook as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:56:29 2020 No.13542170 >>13542160 Ruined what could have been great hasselback potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:59:23 2020 No.13542175 >>13541618 And then one day, for no reason at all, people voted Hitler into power

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 19:59:32 2020 No.13542176 >>13542113 For what fucking purpose?

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:14:54 2020 No.13542238

>>13541778
I'll never forget that roastie femanon that sperges our when this was first posted before webm threads were a thing. Just started saying how she slurs like that that pushed their boobs together instead of just cooking and that as a woman it would be really hard to do so she was just attention whoring. Derailed the thread completely by getting btfod by people saying she had palsy lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:19:31 2020 No.13542252 File: 1.44 MB, 320x320, fuck you.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's mostly relevant I guess

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:29:44 2020 No.13542295 >>13541772 Painful to watch.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:31:43 2020 No.13542304 >>13541618 >still has the energy to pick up the knife I hope this kid grows up to murder his shitty family.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:49:10 2020 No.13542367 >>13541845 That's wayyy too much fiber

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:53:03 2020 No.13542389 >>13541786 Why is everything pureed?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:53:46 2020 No.13542391 File: 33 KB, 336x269, 81Sn2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541618

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 20:58:42 2020 No.13542406 >>13542094 Who wants to drink a cobb salad?

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:04:16 2020 No.13542435

>>13542094
I used to work with this landwhale that would make these, because she thought they were cute. Fucking disgusting to watch her eat them. Wonderful day when she broke her hip on some ice walking into work and lost her job because she failed her mandatory drug test.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:22:33 2020 No.13542527 >>13542044 how brain dead are you, the pizza is so thick the dough isn't even cooked

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:32:33 2020 No.13542562 File: 2.94 MB, 600x480, Happy Birthday.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:39:31 2020 No.13542584 >>13542176 Entertainment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:44:00 2020 No.13542596 >>13542562 Does this have an ending?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:45:12 2020 No.13542601 >>13541858 just like mama used to make

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:46:37 2020 No.13542610 >>13541866 it doesnt even look like grease. Thats just fucking water

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:47:13 2020 No.13542611 File: 2.46 MB, 768x432, Pan fried chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:53:35 2020 No.13542635 >>13541764 not gonna lie, that pizza looks fantastic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:54:55 2020 No.13542640 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, Oral sex.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:57:16 2020 No.13542651 >>13541618 why does this make me laugh so hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 21:57:43 2020 No.13542654 >>13540589 Most of what you taste is actually from your nose, the smell of the food teavelling up the back of your sinuses.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:02:10 2020 No.13542678 File: 201 KB, 1410x718, bella2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542611 >all that missing coating

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:03:06 2020 No.13542682 >>13542048 She's married to a wealthy god-faced chad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:03:22 2020 No.13542685 >>13542651 are you sure you want to know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:05:54 2020 No.13542700 >>13542682 perfect wife >cute now and she'll be dead in a few years >is happy to have literally anybody >its always consensual because sometimes you have no fucking clue what shes saying

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:07:21 2020 No.13542712 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, non newtonion fluid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:10:05 2020 No.13542731

>>13541920

The cups have special valves on the bottom that, when placed on the beer tap, allows the beer to flow into the cup via upward pressure. It's basic shit that looks cool with fancy lights. The jumbo cup connects to a similar valve that is used to drain it into the jug.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:13:17 2020 No.13542738 File: 1.45 MB, 756x384, meatloaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:14:25 2020 No.13542745 File: 2.81 MB, 640x360, meatballs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:15:41 2020 No.13542750 File: 1.57 MB, 1920x1080, mayo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:15:46 2020 No.13542751 >>13542738 is this Jack cutting open one of his shits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:17:47 2020 No.13542758 >>13542751 Even his shits are underdone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:20:34 2020 No.13542770 File: 10 KB, 300x300, leslie-nielsen-9542322-1-402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542758 fuck dude

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:21:55 2020 No.13542775 File: 1.67 MB, 640x360, Keto jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:24:44 2020 No.13542787 What do you think his IQ is? I'd say it's definitely below 100.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:31:46 2020 No.13542818 >>13541618 It's a tradition lads. When he gets older, he'll try to take a bite of the cake while his friends try to push his face into it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:36:40 2020 No.13542838 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Gourmet Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:37:08 2020 No.13542840 >>13542712 I've never stop laughing at this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:37:59 2020 No.13542847 >>13542787 80

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:39:19 2020 No.13542853 File: 1.28 MB, 534x534, Gender reassignment.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:40:11 2020 No.13542856 >>13542738 does he say anything after these clearly undercooked meat dishes? Like "oops i took it out too early again"?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:45:00 2020 No.13542875 File: 2.67 MB, 640x360, garbage stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:49:01 2020 No.13542890 >>13542596 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FswW2T56Msk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:55:31 2020 No.13542911 >>13542853 lmao i love how it ends there to keep you in wonder i bet it turned out good whatever it was

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:58:39 2020 No.13542933 >>13542095 She's Bonglandstani.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 22:59:25 2020 No.13542935 File: 2.88 MB, 600x338, featureman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:05:02 2020 No.13542959 >>13542596 She dies and he goes to Jolibee

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:06:40 2020 No.13542965 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, daf4c99e31cd96a65de10c7141d6b3894dc50a5b76ed1aae7a257b1da908eae0.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:10:36 2020 No.13542980 >>13542085 no memes racism and con artist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:11:38 2020 No.13542986 File: 2.71 MB, 844x446, Corndog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:12:47 2020 No.13542991 >>13541889 what the fuck. even by jack standards this is just...what the fuck?

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:13:30 2020 No.13542994

>>13541343
>oil, water, "white cake mix"
can someone please explain this shit? why do these american cake recipes use oil instead of butter, and why go to all the effort of making this garbage if you cant be bothered to mix flour and sugar and vanilla together?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:17:57 2020 No.13543017 >>13542991 Adding pancake batter to a cold pan. Also too much oil for pancakes.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:18:30 2020 No.13543018 >>13543017 it has nothing to do with the pan being cold im wtfing at the fucking 2 cups of oil in the pan he is LITERALLY INCAPABLE OF LEARNING

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:18:36 2020 No.13543019 >>13542562 >>13542890 Food webm thread. Not feels thread. It's a good one though.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:19:16 2020 No.13543024 File: 325 KB, 400x889, surly emperor of the eggperium.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541806 >>13541843

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:20:05 2020 No.13543029 File: 1.25 MB, 2588x1536, don't look cursed image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543019 Not feels, you said?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:20:36 2020 No.13543033 >>13543018 >he That was Kay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2dMVxqynlg

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:21:09 2020 No.13543036 >>13543033 >British people >somehow worse at everything than even the worst Americans God bless their little hearts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:23:14 2020 No.13543041 Let's all pray for Jack. The king of /ck/

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:25:24 2020 No.13543050

>>13542994
AMERICANS AMERICANS AMERICANS

>The texture of cakes made with oil is—in general—superior to the texture of cakes made with butter. Oil cakes tend to bake up loftier with a more even crumb and stay moist and tender far longer than cakes made with butter.

I dunno, probably because we're better at everything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:34:12 2020 No.13543079 >>13543029 I don't get it, they had two kids that died? Is that all? Has this site made me that cold that that feels nothing?

Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:34:46 2020 No.13543081

>>13543050
>Oil cakes tend to bake up loftier with a more even crumb and stay moist and tender far longer than cakes made with butter.

>cant cream together butter, sugar and egg so not air incorporation, loses some potential for fluffiness
>"""white cake mix""" tastes like garbage fake vanilla bread without any flavour from the butter
even if it is a chemically purer fat, seems like a downgrade 2bh
also if you are going to use oil, why add in water instead of milk? at least it would cover some of the issues here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:34:54 2020 No.13543084 >>13543079 if you don't vicariously feel anything from that image you're probably autistic or a sociopath

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:35:56 2020 No.13543089 >>13543081 bruh not everyone in america makes cake from mixes that ARE ALSO SOLD HEAVILY IN YOUR COUNTRY jfc bro cringe

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:38:51 2020 No.13543098 File: 2.77 MB, 796x450, ck cooks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:46:25 2020 No.13543111 File: 2.92 MB, 768x432, let them eat cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:49:27 2020 No.13543120 >>13543111 >scorched fondant yummy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:52:40 2020 No.13543130 >janny deletes webm posted here after 2 mins >unironic porn thread up for over 20 mins really makes you think

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:54:42 2020 No.13543140 >>13540558 New York is such a fucking cope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 20 23:59:20 2020 No.13543157 >>13542040 Don't forget he hated Palestinians like actively would go to Israel to gleefully murder Palestinian children if asked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 00:45:07 2020 No.13543275 >>13541786 Eating with your hands is so fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 00:47:10 2020 No.13543280 >it's a pizza smell

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 00:50:07 2020 No.13543296 File: 11 KB, 226x199, 4fa.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541856 >touching food with oven mitts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 00:51:46 2020 No.13543303 >>13542965 Jack blatantly fucked this tit cow.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:01:26 2020 No.13543330 >>13541806 I cant never not watch it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:04:46 2020 No.13543342 >>13540560 why is her meringue yellow whatever the reason it didn't rise while baking and shatter like an actual pavlova meringue it's meant to have whipped cream all over it before you put anything on top. that just looks sad and miserable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:07:57 2020 No.13543350 File: 615 KB, 1242x692, 2CFD6469-1C7E-487F-93EB-2171E7ABA5A0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13540796 >mfw I watch any on his video

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:09:54 2020 No.13543356

>>13543081
Oil is liquid at room temp so it keeps the cake soft and more importantly, moist at room temp even when the eggs are fully cooked. Butter in a cake would result in something that is harder and more importantly, drier at room temp.
As far as creaming together the butter, sugar, and egg again it'll result in something that isn't as tender at room temp. Cakes are designed to be eaten at room temp.
And for the cake mix, its just a pre-measured mix of cheap flour, sugar, flavorants, and leaveners. Worse than making your own mix, but for a gimmick cake like this its not really a great sin.

What I couldn't tell you is why this lady left out all the yolks. Thats a huge source of flavor.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:14:00 2020 No.13543363 File: 34 KB, 600x444, 1578190033956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541856 >that sauce drizzle

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:14:20 2020 No.13543365 >>13542935 >easy to fix

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:16:25 2020 No.13543366 File: 20 KB, 628x352, FB_IMG_1579351165146.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541845 >peanut butter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:21:38 2020 No.13543377 >>13541724 Man, I love dumplings, but they are such a pain to make en mass. They're one of the only things that I'm fine with buying premade just because of the tediousness of making them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:39:27 2020 No.13543419 >>13543366 >Hating on peanut butter in savory dishes Fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:47:03 2020 No.13543441 File: 2.70 MB, 240x240, chocolate pancake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542034 these are indians

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:52:52 2020 No.13543455 File: 440 KB, 480x480, 1523920808642.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541618

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:55:08 2020 No.13543461 File: 2.91 MB, 600x336, egg bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541889 >>13541900 what's with fat people and fear of oil?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 01:57:52 2020 No.13543467 >>13542085 they dont, ethiopian cusine is bullshit and mostly made up in modern times in the west its only "inspired" by ethiopia

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:06:44 2020 No.13543485 File: 1.96 MB, 400x400, cheesy burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543029 so two dead toddlers, so?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:13:53 2020 No.13543504 >>13543303 you leave aunt myrna alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:14:39 2020 No.13543508 >>13542775 seeing his stroke arm just makes me sad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:21:53 2020 No.13543534 File: 217 KB, 720x404, Omelette Flip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542435 Stop watching people eat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:22:25 2020 No.13543536 >>13542965 >more cheese on top Every time.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:25:29 2020 No.13543550 File: 10 KB, 480x360, Wakka Glare.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543356 >yolks are a huge source of flavor

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:26:54 2020 No.13543553 >>13543534 Why isn't she trying to use momentum while making the flip? It's like most basic common sense.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:36:45 2020 No.13543572 File: 15 KB, 556x561, 1451229524175.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541806 IT NEVER GETS OLD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:37:28 2020 No.13543575 >>13543508 and it seems now they took off one of his feet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:38:40 2020 No.13543578 File: 2.90 MB, 626x360, Eurly Fang Tf Ohe Sgg Kort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543572

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:39:20 2020 No.13543579 New York pizza is shit. >Inb4 u have no taste I'm italian you fucking mutts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:40:42 2020 No.13543582 >>13543579 >I'm italian That explains your lack of taste

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:40:58 2020 No.13543583 >>13543579 >never tried New York pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:41:59 2020 No.13543588 >>13543579 NY pizza is a joke, it's a made up thing from amer*cans fuck italy and italians as well though

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:43:20 2020 No.13543595

>>13542085
>why are they always portrayed as starving
read up on it, there was a drought that killed off everything some years back. All food relief that tried to get there was commandeered by .. Congo pirates or something. They were truly fucked for awhile. I havent seen any recent news from there though

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:43:23 2020 No.13543596

>>13543550
They are. They are a mound of fat and protein. Its just pure richness.
Here's a tip, take some yolks and bury them in a 75-25 mix of Salt and Sugar for about 4-5 days. They'll desiccate and become hard and grate-able. Grate a bit into anything savory for a massive flavor boost.

I've been doing this for the past year or so and its fantastic.

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:45:14 2020 No.13543601
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>Here's a tip, take some yolks and bury them in a 75-25 mix of Salt and Sugar for about 4-5 days. They'll desiccate and become hard and grate-able. Grate a bit into anything savory for a massive flavor boost.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:49:34 2020 No.13543615 >>13543356 With no milk, eggs or butter it looks like all the flavor comes from the chemical cake mix. Also cakes with butter might have worse structure but they taste better than cakes with oil.

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:54:07 2020 No.13543635

>>13543615
There is most likely powdered milk of some sort in the mix. Maybe powdered butter as well. Hard to say.
But cake isn't meant to really be tasty on its own - or rather it doesn't have to be. It has to be delicate and neutral enough that flavors can be added to it easily.
Not a huge fan of cake either way.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 02:56:56 2020 No.13543647 >>13543582 >>13543583 >BLARAGAGAHAGAGAHAGFAAG MMMMMMM HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP YUMMY YAAAAAY, MORE >FAAAAAAAAAAAAAT >SHITS PANTS >>13543588 You're probably french so fuck you right back, noone likes your kind

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:01:06 2020 No.13543662 File: 2.91 MB, 854x480, Fettucine Alfredo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543647 Calm down pasta wog

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:05:08 2020 No.13543670 >>13543601 >egg yolk and salt >fatass What did he mean by this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:06:21 2020 No.13543673 >>13543662 >butter god i fucking hate the north

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:11:59 2020 No.13543681 File: 1.94 MB, 406x498, Butter Challenge.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543673

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:14:21 2020 No.13543689 >>13540558 Ja/ck/ is now not only making food for our bellies, but also food for our soul. Watch him dunk on the dumb evolutionists with dr Dino, featuring mullet man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXyn3So1t_8

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:19:22 2020 No.13543703 >>13540602 NYC is extremely insecure about their pizza. They freak out bad if anyone so much as suggests that their pizza isn't the greatest thing on planet earth, despite it being generally okay/inoffensive at best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:21:00 2020 No.13543708 >>13543681 why can't these barbarians use olive oil, like civilized people?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:23:25 2020 No.13543713 >>13543703 But anon, the water. The water anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:26:18 2020 No.13543718 >>13541333 hes a culinary genius

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:27:32 2020 No.13543721 >>13543689 these are absolute and total retards.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:37:22 2020 No.13543743 >>13541221 Seems like a minimalist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:37:49 2020 No.13543745 File: 30 KB, 638x404, big boy bites.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543689

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:50:29 2020 No.13543769 File: 28 KB, 578x712, exclusive shit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543703 This meme did the rounds on /v/ years ago, but is it really that far from the truth about New Yorkers and their shitty pizza?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:51:01 2020 No.13543774 >>13541234 No, she doesn't have cerebral palsy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:53:11 2020 No.13543781 >>13543673 The North is the only part of Italy that is worth anything. The South is trash and should be happy that its being culturally colonized by Northerners.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 03:58:04 2020 No.13543792 >>13542856 "That looks great. That looks juuicy"

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 04:13:31 2020 No.13543830 >>13541786 that "bread" actually tastes like rotten vinegar. Its shite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 04:19:48 2020 No.13543841 >>13542562 why you gotta do me like this, homes?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 04:23:17 2020 No.13543845 >>13543098 Bruh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 04:26:15 2020 No.13543854 File: 78 KB, 1087x1080, 1533457404036.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543588 checked and keked

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 04:31:28 2020 No.13543864 >>13543689 based mulletman keeping the dream alive

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 04:43:10 2020 No.13543885 >>13543455 Isn't this the one where Goblino blinds the girl by doing that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 04:44:21 2020 No.13543887 >>13542651 Because you're a sadist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 04:55:22 2020 No.13543907 >>13543455 Is that another kid who pushed her face in the cake or a full grown midget?? His head is weirdly shaped and he has a receding hairline

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:01:08 2020 No.13543922 >>13543907 It's a person with a genetic disorder, hence the lack of restraint. Though seemingly childlike, it's probably technically an adult.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:02:02 2020 No.13543927 >>13541856 >melts the cheese onto steak in a microwave instead of just adding it while the steak is still in the oven

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:04:10 2020 No.13543938 >>13543922 Guess this is why you never invite the retard to your birthday party

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:15:31 2020 No.13543973 >>13543553 >she Why do you think?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:17:02 2020 No.13543978 >>13543098 What show is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:17:54 2020 No.13543980 >>13541920 What problem does this system solve?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:23:25 2020 No.13543994 >>13543980 Allows them to fill multiple cups at once and distribute much faster. Ever been to a professional sporting event?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:32:37 2020 No.13544014 >>13543994 No I dislike crowds of people

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:37:02 2020 No.13544021 >"pizza smell" Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:37:19 2020 No.13544022 >>13543275 You're supposed to wash your hands.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:43:05 2020 No.13544037 >>13541233 pretty sure moot sold this shit hole for like 2 mill tops

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:43:13 2020 No.13544038 >>13544021 Pizza is like wine, you need to appreciate it not just guzzle it down

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:49:53 2020 No.13544052 File: 47 KB, 500x661, cce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544038 I'm talking about the lack of vocabulary. He was clearly thinking of a word, then just went with >yep it's pizza

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:53:19 2020 No.13544059 >>13541845 imagine the shits after that mega fiber sriracha combo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 05:55:12 2020 No.13544064 >>13543461 they love it, but they also fear it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 06:27:30 2020 No.13544127 >>13543781 North italy should be carpet bombed with nuclear bombs

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:18:10 2020 No.13544271

>>13541221
CEASE YOUR POSTING IMMEDIATELY. I SAW YOU POST THIS IMAGE WITH THE SAME FILENAME ON /pol/ AND I DID NOT GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO REPOST AND RENAME THE WEBM I MADE, NAMED "I'm A Foodie.webm"

I WAS THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS WEBM AND THAT AT NO POINT IN TIME DID I GIVE YOU ANY PERMISSION WHATSOEVER TO RENAME THE WEBM TO ANYTHING BESIDES WHAT I NAMED IT. I POSTED THIS WEBM UNDER IT'S CORRECT NAME ON JANUARY 15, 2020. DELETE YOUR POST AND YOUR LIFE. THANK YOU.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:19:48 2020 No.13544276 File: 1.68 MB, 720x404, Activating My Almonds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544271

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:24:40 2020 No.13544290 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, Heritage Carrots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:29:18 2020 No.13544306 whers egg god??

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:39:23 2020 No.13544348 File: 2.84 MB, 532x300, Astrological Avocado Toast (1).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:39:50 2020 No.13544349 >>13543973 Unapproachably based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:40:02 2020 No.13544353 File: 2.88 MB, 532x300, Astrological Avocado Toast (2).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:41:04 2020 No.13544356 File: 2.88 MB, 532x300, Astrological Avocado Toast (3).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:45:18 2020 No.13544369 File: 2.72 MB, 852x480, 1562816360868.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541786 Fake. wemb related is genuine ethiopian food

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:46:10 2020 No.13544375 File: 21 KB, 540x281, u cheeky cunt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544369

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:47:02 2020 No.13544377 >>13544375 >a nigger threatening violence How typical.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:53:37 2020 No.13544390 >>13541359 How can you fuck up yorksire puddings, its literally just pancake batter you put in the oven. Fuck this triggered me

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 07:57:57 2020 No.13544406 >>13544390 jack can't cook well and doesn't bother researching recipe before presenting them. he isn't aware he messed up here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 08:08:34 2020 No.13544436 >>13544406 >jack can't cook well t. cheflet Go back to watching Gordon Ramsay

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 08:27:43 2020 No.13544479 >>13541764 that's waitress is having fun through all of it, and I find that good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 08:30:23 2020 No.13544487 >>13544436 an ironic and funny post, take my upvote, good sir!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 08:52:07 2020 No.13544540 >>13541845 >Says Coconut OIL >Puts a solid chunk of hydrogenated processed coconut fat onto a pan It's like you are wishing for cancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 08:56:01 2020 No.13544550 >>13544290 This is the most pretentious shit I’ve ever seen. Old carrot with butter and some wild green shit. Great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:07:02 2020 No.13544584 File: 20 KB, 450x293, hfrafninn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544540 >trying to buy a canister of propane GAS at the store >every container fails the shake test; there's obviously liquid in there

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:16:53 2020 No.13544608 >>13542965 these people make me unnaturally angry like i don't even feel like the same person when i watch these clips. kind of makes me scared a little at how evil i become. i'm not 100% sure people like this deserve to live

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:17:31 2020 No.13544613 >>13541764 Ramsey is such a tool, that pizza looked awesome. Lost a good amount of respect for him here

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:18:55 2020 No.13544617 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Egg Restaurant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13544550 >This is the most pretentious shit I’ve ever seen. Is that so

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:19:23 2020 No.13544618 >>13541764 thin crust >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:19:33 2020 No.13544619 >>13541845 Looks disgusting. cut the amount of vegetables in half and add some chicken for fuck's sake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:25:45 2020 No.13544636 >>13544617 I still think that old tough carrot treated like a meat is more pretentious than egg you cook by yourself. But it doesn’t make the second video better. It’s just less retarded. Do we have more of this faggotry somewhere?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:26:34 2020 No.13544641 >>13543601 based brainlet

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:27:41 2020 No.13544645 >>13543673 >not making alfredo with butter

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:29:00 2020 No.13544650 File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Croque Monsieur.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13543708 >olive oil >in pasta alfredo Italians really are savages

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:30:24 2020 No.13544656 >>13542853 To what end?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:30:54 2020 No.13544657 >>13544636 Not as good but https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1579617017467.webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:32:12 2020 No.13544658 >>13543689 I always knew creationists couldn't cook.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:37:43 2020 No.13544675 >>13544645 >>13544650 alfredo is trash

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:38:16 2020 No.13544678 >>13544675 But trash you should use butter to make

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:40:40 2020 No.13544686 >>13544657 Have to google some shit about those guys. Looks like a place where I would never go for a lunch or dinner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:41:42 2020 No.13544694 >>13542965 I'm sure the original idea had some merit and there was probably a time things looked promising but all in all our great nation was a tragic mistake.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:43:14 2020 No.13544701 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13542965 based aunt myrna

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:44:20 2020 No.13544704

>>13542562
Why do Asians make these commercials? You feel nothing for them, since they're Asian. Although if it was Whites I would be celebrating their sorrow. They can't even make this for blacks on account of the focus on the father figure. And I don't think Muslims even have tv and stuff yet.

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:44:40 2020 No.13544706
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>>13543275
>t. uncultured plebeian who's probably never even enjoyed the dazzling flavours of Indian cuisine
Lemme guess, do you eat your pizza with a knife and fork too? Be gone pleb.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:45:08 2020 No.13544707 >>13544701 the fact he shakes his head at the end in disgust makes me feel a little better

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:46:41 2020 No.13544712 >>13542562 I legit nearly watched it twice because I missed the cut.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:47:46 2020 No.13544721 >>13544706 >Lemme guess, do you eat your pizza with a knife and fork too? yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:48:31 2020 No.13544723 >>13544707 You misunderstand anon, that isn't disgust it's contentment. He finds it yummy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:49:27 2020 No.13544724 >>13544619 Typical /ck/ moron, sperging out over too much veg. You clearly were not taught how to cook veg to actually make it taste nice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 09:49:59 2020 No.13544729 >>13544707 >in disgust try again, this fat fuck always makes that look after eating the shit he makes

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:11:41 2020 No.13544801 >>13542935 doesn't look that bad.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:13:03 2020 No.13544808 daily reminder https://youtu.be/UUvYcUbxzYI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:17:00 2020 No.13544818 >>13542935 dude is straight-up eating the plastic wtf

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:17:30 2020 No.13544823 >>13544818 boomers are subhumans

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:18:25 2020 No.13544825 >>13544823 i had no idea it was this bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:19:25 2020 No.13544828 >>13544818 i've known people to eat the tails of the shrimp because they thought it was wasteful i wonder if he thinks this is like not eating the crust on bread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:23:50 2020 No.13544848 >>13543455 poor girl. that retard should not have ever been born.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:27:59 2020 No.13544858 >>13543708 Northern europeans are and will always be barbarians.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 10:34:50 2020 No.13544884 >>13543033 this is a joke right? right???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 11:12:14 2020 No.13545039 >>13541778 She's hot but I wouldn't have the patience to put up with her. Glad she found a man who does.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 11:13:22 2020 No.13545045 >>13541786 >eating dirty, soggy rags and indeterminate slop do Africans really???

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 11:16:49 2020 No.13545066 >>13544650 That's one complicated bechamel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 11:32:49 2020 No.13545126 >>13544701 SUPERBOWL DISH #1

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 11:39:58 2020 No.13545153 >>13544369 great joke from 1985 dude

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 12:01:02 2020 No.13545224 >>13544127 If it was it would still be worth more than the South.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 12:35:58 2020 No.13545332 >>13541764 >doesn't even take a bite >mutilates the slice >"I'm not allowed to like this because I'm a stuck up British turd" Fuck off. Every Euro on this board can fuck off too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 12:40:38 2020 No.13545343 >>13544271 You could have stopped at /pol/ that's a good enough reason

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 12:41:57 2020 No.13545347 >>13543485 This is a parody right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 12:43:18 2020 No.13545351 >>13541874 It's a tradition in some Indonesian cultures to pull humiliating pranks on someone's birthday.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 12:44:37 2020 No.13545358 >>13545351 Because they have no souls?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 12:45:28 2020 No.13545361 >>13542044 >So the cheese comes off when you pick at it with a fork? CHeese, sure. A gallon of excess oil and grease, no

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 12:49:35 2020 No.13545381 >>13544540 you must be joking

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 13:14:47 2020 No.13545450 >>13541618 Lost it when the dude empties a pot on his head, kek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 13:15:25 2020 No.13545452 >>13544828 I eat shrimp tails on smaller shrimp because it's easier and cleaner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 13:33:49 2020 No.13545522 >>13543111 JUST MAKE SOMETHING DECENT FOR THAT EFFORT, YOU MONSTER!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 14:13:45 2020 No.13545691 >>13541806 H O W O W

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 15:12:58 2020 No.13545949 >>13542787 bang on 100, maybe 98. he's very average.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 15:36:17 2020 No.13546058 >>13544650 everytime I see white hands in these webms I get nauseous and lose my appetite

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 15:37:19 2020 No.13546066 File: 2.91 MB, 300x300, Vegan Raw Pecan Tacos With Tabitha Brown.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13546058

Anonymous Tue Jan 21 15:41:09 2020 No.13546087
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>>13543596
>take some yolks and bury them in a 75-25 mix of Salt and Sugar for about 4-5 days. They'll desiccate and become hard and grate-able. Grate a bit into anything savory for a massive flavor boost.
I imagine they end up like chicken flavoured bottarga or karasumi. but I also remember when Code did that...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 15:43:45 2020 No.13546096 >>13541704 >what is brown sugar

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 16:22:48 2020 No.13546247 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, Ghee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:05:57 2020 No.13546398 File: 2.87 MB, 480x480, Edible Granola Spoons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:06:24 2020 No.13546399 >>13546058 i have the same problems when i see alive niggers

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:19:16 2020 No.13546454 >>13544823 He explained in another video that he's technically not a boomer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djpvNdGSwnI

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 17:50:37 2020 No.13546624 >>13540558 No need to imagine anything. That evocative language brings it all immediately to mind. A true master of the spoken word.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 19:02:44 2020 No.13547007 >>13546398 >eating 400 calories of granola/honey/butter in the spoon alone >mmmmm healthy!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 19:05:08 2020 No.13547028 >>13541618 This is so comfy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 19:45:44 2020 No.13547261 >>13544353 >I get a weak heart shaped toast >Leo gets some fancy as fuck aesthetic toast I hate Leo so much

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 19:45:45 2020 No.13547262 >>13543461 They're big targets. Every splash hits them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 20:11:35 2020 No.13547390 File: 25 KB, 474x464, 1567447590791.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13541845 looks fucking great, would chow

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:01:00 2020 No.13547931 >>13542853 I love me some prolapsed angus

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:16:13 2020 No.13547983 >>13540778 Maybe he should go back to Iowa?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:21:49 2020 No.13548006 >>13541893 what is it ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:39:14 2020 No.13548077 File: 2.40 MB, 1280x720, homemade_italian.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:40:17 2020 No.13548081 >>13546066 >raw garlic >mango Who are they kidding?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 21 22:47:03 2020 No.13548111 >>13548077 At least the knife is sharp.

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