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I always thought Corona tasted like piss, but I never expected it to make people drop dead.

>> No.13559905

>>13559888
u crazy u drink china virus why

>> No.13559949

>>13559888
Thanks dad. I see dem trips.

>> No.13559964

>>13559949
Thank you son. If you stay away from that Corona you will grow up to be based.

>> No.13560168

>>13559888
>drop dead
wat?

>> No.13560171
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>>13559888
The only problem I see is you don't have enough lime.

>> No.13560182

>>13560168
You don't pay attention to current events do you?

>> No.13560191

>>13560168
Ops making a stupid joke

>> No.13560196

>>13560182
What does mexican piss beer have to do with some flu virus in china?

>> No.13560198

>>13560196
You don't pay attention to current events do you?

>> No.13560200

>>13560198
I'm going to assume nothing then.

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>>13560200
Absolutely nothing. Have a beer with me buddy.

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>>13560200
The name dipshit, the name. Coronavirus. Corona. Virus.

>> No.13560545

*farts*

>> No.13560677

>>13560202
I LOVE YOU, CORONA-CHAN!

>> No.13560683

>Drinking beer
Enjoy your pot belly and bad liver

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>>13559888
I saw a girl in my class walk in one day wearing a Corona sweatshirt.
I then and there pulled out a bomber of Evil Twin, popped the cap back on after a few swigs.
>drop pen
>up all night
>freak out to catch it
>hit bottle
>beer is almost two years old, IPA
>falls over
>explodes all over my fucking face
>hits dude next to me
>all over surrounding seats
>people act like nothing happened
>"smells like Sangria"
>mfw
fffffffffffuck girls and fuck Corona

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>> No.13561437

It only infects Corona drinkers.

It basically out you as a beer pleb.

>> No.13561438

You can have any brew you want as long as it's a Corona