/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Blood

>>13756804
Pic related is this new invention, makes picking things up a breeze

>>13756804
Dont be ignorant.
Its raw eggs.
Impossible to clean unless you know the secret trick

>>13756818
oooo, I know this one, Own a dog.

>>13756820
No I’m pretty sure the answer is reverse farting

>>13756820
Could you be any MORE wrong?
You use one of these and then just pick it up.

>>13756804
It will always be oil.

>>13756831
>Torching your own floor

>>13756804
Molten sugar

>>13756836
It gives it a nice weathered look

>>13756818
shop vac
they can vacuum liquids too

>>13756836
>on a cooking board and cant fry eggs without burning the floor

>nothing personal wagie

Have you ever dropped a full bag of flour while transferring it into a storage container? If a fan is on you'll be finding that stuff for weeks.

>>13756810
never had it happen in the kitchen but as a nurse I can confirm that cleaning up spilled blood fucking sucks. Might actually be worse than shit in terms of effort needed to clean.

>>13756818
Paper towels work alright for eggs. Or you can just put a little potato starch on them if they keep slipping away from you.

>>13756839
Mix yeast with lukewarm water to make a paste, apply to the sugar and give it a little time, preferably covered. You can clean it up with a mob afterwards.

>>13756804
Once I squeezed a plastic bottle of sun flower seed oil a wee bit too hard while opening it. It went fucking everywhere and took like 2 hours to clean.

You can vacuum most solids but oil is a pain in the posterior.

>>13756878
>>13756849
shop vac will vac everything

>>13756804
honey

>>13756804
Its not food, but the thing I had the hardest time picking up was silicone caulk

>>13756917
Your mom uses a silicone cock

>>13756945
yeah, on your dad

>>13756947
kek

>>13756947

>>13756947

>>13756863
I wonder how they cleaned that mess up.

>>13756804
my urine

>>13756973
do you often piss all over your kitchen?

if you ever drop an entire bottle of fish sauce just move out

>>13756964
Probably just covered it in sawdust/kitty litter/oil dry, swept it up, then mopped the floor with degreaser

>>13756804
Broken glass with greese

Wet coffee grounds suck

>>13756814
It looks nice but surely I wouldn’t be able to afford one of those.

>>13756818
I work in the janitorial industry and I would HATE it if you told them.

>>13757259
This guy knows the trick to remove raw eggs from your kitchen floor.

Industrial Janitors HATE him!

>>13756992
Either way must' ve been a pain in the ass.

>>13756804
>Whats the worst thing to spill all over your kitchen
little pieces of broken glass

>>13757265
that's the reference he was making
by spelling it out you've ruined it you autist

Beer juice is a real bummer to spill. Shit stains immediately.

Alcohol. It's such a waste.

>>13756804
wrong. maple syrup and bbq sauce are the worst things you could possibly spill.

>>13756856
lost

>>13756870
nurses are fags
go clean some octogenarian's ass after he shits the bed

The answer is wax.

>done it

>>13756834
I give my vote to boiling grease as well.

>>13756804
>tfw you eat a paczki in class and the powdered sugar falls all over the floor and your clothes
>tfw you're wearing all black due to the dress code at work

The answer is a glass bowl or plate that shatters into a million micron sized pieces.

>>13756947
911 I would like to report a murder.

>>13756804
Oil is the worst. For dry spills it's instant coffee.

One of the worst I ever had to clean, food-wise, was hot sauce
>Be Young
>Dad comes home one day with four hot sauces he got from some hot sauce wall
>Various levels, from Hot to Prank tier
>Hottest was called Colon Blow
>Gets used in pranks for a few months
>Any time a new friend comes over, somehow they get peer pressured into trying a tiny drop
>It was always so fucking insane
>One day, me and my five year younger sister are being watched by a sitter
>Sister hangs on fridge shelf
>It falls, obviously
>Only one thing shatters into glass bits
>Colon Blow
>Entire fucking kitchen reeks of it
>Cannot be in the room without tearing up and gagging
>Sister can't even be remotely close
>Sitter says she's not cleaning it up
>wellfuck.jpg
>Start cleaning it
>Can barely see, hands covered in it, irritates the skin and eyes, glass shards
>Cuts on hands
>Hot sauce gets in the cuts
>Can't see at all
>Be young
>Rub eyes
>Regret
>Somehow, manage to clean it up

Being an adult, what a shitty sitter - who lets a kid clean that shit up

>>13757281
once i stuck a jar of water in the freezer and i forgot about it until i opened it back up and it was shattered all over the freezer

nuclear waste

>>13758994
She's your sitter, not your maid. You've got hands, use them.

>>13759088
I was like 10 and bleeding and crying on the floor

>>13756863

>>13756804
olive oil or pineapple juice both suck

>>13758362
Please don't talk to me like that, anon.
I get enough of that from the octagenarians.

>>13758994
The real criminal is your father for putting hot sauce in the fridge.

>>13758972
I forgot about instant coffee. That stuff really does suck. And it's no fun to clean up either.

>>13756804
Yogurt no competition

>>13758994
They hired her to watch your dumb ass, not clean. Get fucked.

It's cocoa powder.

>can't be swept
>hard to vacuum
>uncomfortable in your lungs

>>13756909
this is the only correct answer

>>13756870
Just dump acetone on there

i made the mistake of vacuuming finely grated parmesan cheese off the floor. took a goo year the get the smell out of the vacuum

>>13760691
fag

>>13756804
Tomatoe sause or something syrupy.

>>13759129
Now you know how to clean up. Worth a little tears.

>>13758049
Wet a paper towel with hot water and use that to wipe it up, it's still a bitch but that makes it a lot easier.

>>13756964
>>13756992
>>13757276
use this after picking up the solid pieces

instant coffee granules sucks.
so does cooking oil, olive oil etc

>>13756964
>>13756992
>>13757276