/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13775600
Can you not read chink? It clearly says “not for faggots” on the package in moon roons

>>13775600
this is baby level spice, I can handle three times the spice of this

>>13775617
are you a chilihead?

>>13775600
I died after I tried it.

>>13775600
It's hot but it goes away after a few minutes, chill out pussy.

>>13775617
>this is baby level spice, I can handle three times the spice of this

>>13775617
Do people not realize how stupid they look when they post shit like this?

the heat is intoxicating

>>13775600
Heh...

Not even SPICY!!!!!

Ha! ahahah! HA!

Weakness will be your downfall >:3

I've never seen this stuff in the store. Is it much hotter than shin black?

>>13775617
>Howdy ho, niggers

>>13775600
Yeah, for me these are unedible. Think they make them more as a meme.
The black ones however are perfect level spice, eat a couple packs every week for when I'm lazy.

>>13775600
Regular is delicious and just the right amount of novelty spicy, I have no idea why my store stocks equal quantities of the 2X

>>13775617

>>13776162
i want to try it. what should i put in it? chicken and a few vegetables?

You build up a tolerance to shit like this after a while. The first time I tried the 1x version of these I found them extremely hot but tolerable. After a year of eating them and the 2x version I found myself adding habanero powder to the 2x ones to get the desired kick out of them.

Capsaicin tolerance is very real.

>>13776213
>>Capsaicin tolerance is very real
is that true of your asshole as well?

>>13776205
Not that poster, but cracking an egg into it is always good

>>13776214
>is that true of your asshole as well?
Absolutely. I'm so used to the burn I don't even notice or think about it anymore. My shit ALWAYS has a lot of capsaicin in it. Every shit, every day.

>>13776218
thats a good idea. i think Ill throw some chicken, cabbage, a carrot, and an egg in

>>13776196
>I have no idea why my store stocks equal quantities of the 2X
Because of literal capsaicin addicts/masochists like me.

>>13775822
Yes. Much hotter. I would consider the 2x version "very hot." Not "extremely" hot, but "very" hot.
I don't even consider Shin Black hot at all. I can't even fucking detect heat in that shit anymore.

>>13775600

It’s not for whites

>>13776234
Also, the only nice thing about Shin Black, really, is the dried veggies are a step above the dried veggies you find in most instant noodles. You can negate this by obtaining awesome dried veggies from Asian markets.

>tfw got heavy stomach problems after eating extremely hot for a few years
felt bad at first, but after some time I re-adjusted to non-spicy food, still got the cravings for extremely hot stuff though

>>13776218
>>13776205
Yes, egg is wonderful in it.
Dried seaweed is a PERFECT flavor combination with the 1x or 2x. Super perfect. I mean, that's why they give you little bits of it with it to begin with, but adding more is nice.

>>13776243
>asian markets

>>13776253
Yeah, if you haven't been paying attention, we're long past the "avoid Chinese" phase and well into the "avoid going out in public, period" phase.

What stores do you get shin black from? I can only find shin red at Walmart

>>13776262
The big grocery store in the Hmong part of town with the entire left side of the store dedicated to Asian foods and another entire aisle in the middle of the store dedicated to instant noodles. Literally an entire supermarket aisle, both sides, of instant noodles.

>>13776269
thx bruv

>>13775600
I love the the shit. Haul from today.

>>13775600
Post the video

>>13776162
>That is unedible
Do whites really can't handle the spice?

>>13775617
he's actually right, it's a complete meme it's tabasco level hot at best

>>13776407
That spicy buldak sauce is pretty good. But the container/dispenser sucks. It tells you to shake, but then the lid catches the sauce and it tends to spill/stain.

>>13775600
How does it feel to be weak?

>>13776162
I'm pretty sure they made these as a meme to begin with but they seem to gain a lot of attention so they just spit out the 2x ones and such. This probably my favorite out of the entire line.

>>13775600
I kinda like the original one but not so much for this one. It just tastes nothing but heat. At the very least you can taste more of the chicken flavor in the original one, but the 2x spicy version heat just overpowers everything else.

>>13775600
>*makes half of your face numb
>*makes you look like a victim of domestic abuse

that's not normal and you should see a doctor. It sounds more like you're being abused and dissociating or something

>>13776205
Chicken, Onion, Spring Onion, Green and Red Chillies, Garlic, Ginger, 1 egg (You can either scramble the egg into the noodles or if you get one that has a broth like the stew type you can poach the egg in the broth). Once it's all done top with mozzarella and stick it under the grill for a few minutes until the cheese starts to bubble.

>>13775600
because it hurts so good

>>13776204
source 4 video, i dont believe it

>>13776901
>>13776204
this

>>13775773
>falling for a clear invitational bait posted to get people to respond with “le soyboy XD”
>suggesting others look stupid
You’re on 4chan now, not reddit like you’re used to. If someone is acting like a retard it’s because they’re trying to get actual retards like you to fall for it.

>>13776910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yji2djI8r8

>>13776915
I'm enjoying this thoroughly.

>>13776913
Ok retard

>>13775600
I just had the normal version, it's enough for me. 2x would be too much for me I can tell.

>>13775600
the broth is spicy yeah but its filling and the noodles are surprisingly high quality and slurpable. overall i like it a lot

I like to do 3 packs of 2x hot
>A couple handfuls of the dehydrated black fungus and some seaweed in a separate pot boiling.
>once the noodles are boiled, I stir fry them in hot chili sauce along with some cubed tofu
>then add the sauce packs and the delicious shrooms and seaweed, and incorporate slowly to keep from breaking up the tofu.

>>13776205
Fried spam works well

>>13777545
what a good little soyboy you are

I have this x5 concentrated Chili Oil I use to saute the meat and add to the ramen when I'm done with it. Could post pic of oil. I've been eating spicy fucking food often for the last 2 years, decided last year to make my own concentrated oil to make everything spicy enough, its my baby

>>13777558
I really should have seen that coming.
I make them with meatballs from the asian market aswell.

Not too big of a fan on the "stew type" version they sell.

ask me how I know you’re white

>>13777653
It's the bowl, they were free from a dead grandma, so I'm not complaining.

I got these on a whim and they are pretty spicy. You'll need a lot of water and maybe a piece of bread to down them. It's also one of those types of food where the spice calms down if you eat more, so if you wolf it down real fast and then chug water/milk, you'll be good. Also do not touch your eyes under any circumstance.

>>13777592
Do you eat all that yourself in one sitting?

>>13776455
kys

On the package it says 10k on the scoville scale and it's clearly bullshit. I've eaten dishes with naga morich on the side and I'm still having a hard time with the nuclear noodmes 2x version, no way this shit is only as hot as a jalapeno.

What's the real scoville rating of these noodles /

>>13778586
who gives a shit, you fat fuck?

>>13778586
Dunno man, maybe it contains mustard seeds which are "hot" through another chemical agent than capsaicin.

>>13778903
shut up

>>13778586
If you eat several fresh jalapenos by themselves in a row you'll actually have a pretty good burn going by the fourth or fifth one. I'd say 10k is accurate.

Why does some chili and spicy food make my face numb and tingly? I don't eat anything super hot.

>>13775600
whats the correct way to cook these

>>13779013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGLzqDGd0w

>>13775600
If my incredibly spice tolerant asian cousin says this is "pretty hot", I can only imagine its true potential

>>13778586
I eat Bhut Jolokia and Carolina Reaper and 2x still makes me sweat. It's not the spiciest thing in the world, but yeah, no way in hell it's 10k.

>>13776915
What an idiot

Does anyone know why this shit starts tasting bitter all out of sudden?

>>13775773
>taking things on this site seriously

Lived in southern gook country for 2 semesters of uni. These ramen are actually very popular there and not a meme food. I was very surprised at the heat at first but you get used to them at one point because a lot of their food is spicy. pic related, my favourite flavor

>>13776454
>>13776236
>no one replied to the bait
Fuck this is a great board.

>>13780316
You're fucking gay, dude.

>>13777900
Yes, although, usually that would be the only thing I eat all day, after a 10 hour work day.

>>13775600
>tfw you digested it and you need to poo
its like you're shittin napalm

>>13775600
That shit is not spicy, and it has a sickly sweet fermented flavor. I'll stick to fresh jalepenos for my spice kick thanks much.

>>13775600
Some people have a penis, they are men. Some people have a pussy, they are women, like you.

>>13776205
Bean sprouts. I wouldn't recommend cracking an egg in it; it completely neutralizes the heat. Adding a poached egg is a good idea though.

>>13775600
It still tasty though.

>>13781021
You're doing it backwards, m8. Big breakfast, moderate lunch, small dinner.

>>13777604
I'm pretty sure the stew type was intended for gooks to add in stuff like rice cakes, fish cakes, and ungodly amounts of cheese, cooking the stew type like any typical instant soup ramen isn't as tasty.

>>13776162
>unedible
*inedible you illiterate fuck

>>13776915
>you can literally feel your food travel through your system, burning everything in its wake, an unstoppable pain forcing its way through you, punishing you for such foolishness.

That guy does not have worms any more. Fk it, even the Corona virus probably will steer clear from him.

>>13780717
supremely based selection

>>13775600
we like the seratonin response to capsaicin so much that we experience it often and therefore have high tolerance

don't get your dick in a knot

>>13781007
I'm into peppers. Of course I'm fucking gay.

>white people the thread

>>13782674
You expect me to get up early enough to eat something before I have to drive to work, and I don't eat anything at work either, just one meal when I get home the stay up until midnight , sleep 5and a half hours and do it all again.

>>13783303
nigga u gay

Is it true that cheese cuts the heat?

>>13784912
>one meal per day
>5.5 hours of sleep per day
Enjoy dying at 50. You need to fix your shit man. That's no way to live.

I got some of these because of this thread. It's not that hot. Eyes water mildly, stomach a bit upset from the heat, and smelly farts, but otherwise its nothing..

t. white guy

These things are like 150k scoville, not 8k. It's a giant pouch of chili extract for the sauce. I like hot shit but that amount of chili extract should be too much for most people.

>>13786713
>These things are like 150k scoville
No. These noodles are in no way comparable to eating a weaker habanero/scotch bonnet straight by itself.

>>13786730
So eating a bowl of jalapenos is comparable to eating these noodles?

I really like the sweet flavour of these. The only problem I have is that, the noodles are already cooled off 1/3 through and I dont like eating 2/3 cold noodles.

sometimes you just need spicy shit. It makes my mouth instantly water thinking of these, or takis occasionally. Generally they're bad for you so I don't eat it all too often

>>13775600
>has a stroke
>blames the ramen
murica

>>13780717
>Carbo
My favourite as well, I mix it with a pack of X2 spicy and cook some sausage, vegetables and garlic on the side.

>>13788119
makes me feel alive like nothing else does desu

>>13775600
you have low t

>>13787969
Yes, actually. That's an apt comparison.

>>13775600
It clears out my head. makes me feel better for some reason. I think it's the heat causing endorphins to be released.

>>13786271
yep, Koreans put Mozzarella cheese on Chicken Buldak for the same reason

>>13775600
My life is so normal i want something exciting

>>13786271
it does. so does egg yolk stirred in, or just plain milk has the same effect.

>>13775600
fuck off and die chocking on cum faggot, samyang is delicious.

>>13775600
Stay in your lane, white boy.

>>13776225
At that point you might as well change the noodles and make real stock

>>13776454
For me it's more the texture of the noodles

>le whites can't handle heat
Where does this meme come from? Even our soyboys eat spicy food (and are also the only ones who brag about it). Is it just because shitskins couldn't find anything to make fun of based in reality? Use your brain, there's actual material there to stereotype. Make fun of the literal and figurative cucks that make up our lefties, or something like that. Or are you worried they'll stop letting you into the first world?

>>13793072
It came from hateful POCs that are jealous of "white privilege"

>>13793154
I suppose, but I'm still curious where it comes from. Midwest boomers raised on tater tots and cheese, maybe? It's kind of like saying "Asian ladies have sideways vaginas!" I just don't get it.

>>13775600
You're eating just the noodles right? Not the broth? The adrenaline and endorphin rush are good, but I don't believe in numbing out flavor for the sake of spice level.

>>13793072
It's a meme, but there's some basis in reality. When I was in the UK, I went to a Jamaican chicken place to eat and since it's expected to be spicy, there was only one bottle of ketchup around for children eating nuggets. The girl I went with is a huge baby and used it, but then sitting outside was a white dude, taller than me and shit, looked pretty healthy. He asked for the bottle, drowned his food in it and pretty much monopolized the thing the entire time there because he couldn't handle the heat. It was a really fucking sad sight, a living fucking stereotype.
Almost every meal outside of immigrant places was unseasoned as fuck too, I lost a lot of weight while living there.

>>13793072
>>13793161
If you want a proper origin, there's a longstanding stereotype in the UK dating back before the wars of older people preparing every sort of foodstuff by boiling alone and only seasoning with salt, if seasoning at all. As a result, bland tasteless foods are usually associated with old-blood white folks.
But yeah, the modern take is just spiteful PoCs being racist hypocrites.

>>13775617
Somebody get this hot head outta here!