/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13809836
morning: full english breakfast and coffee
11pm (second breakfast) : full stack of pancakes and blueberries sometimes a milkshake
12pm: 4 cheeseburgers(smashburgers) and big plate of chips with a coke
4pm (second lunch): got a bucket of fried chicken from kfc
7pm: 2 large pizzas from dominos and 4 boxes of chicken stripper side and a whole cheesecake for dessert
6' 170kg

2 eggs over unflavored greek yogurt, about a table spoon of cauliflower zucchini cornbread casserole

A sine serving of mushroom bulgogi with ghost pepper hot sauce

For dinner, probay a chicken breast and baked potato with two tall boys of beer for desert

>>13809885
hows ur asshole doing big guy

> morning
A cappuccino with some biscuits and 3/4 not activated almonds

> morning snack
Blend of half banana, half apple, half pear and a small youghurt.


> Lunch
pasta with tomato sauce then steamed cauliflower and potatoes.
a slice of bread with butter and anchovies.
A boiled egg.

a coffe.


> after lunch sanck
A effervescent tablet of vitamin C, A glass of milk with some biscuits.
A coffe

> dinner
Pasta with potatoes then a grilled sausage.
A banana and a piece of cake.
A limoncello.

>>13809836
Red beans and rice
Then some more red beans and rice, followed by red beans and rice.

>>13809836
>a bagel with egg on it for breakfast
>2 hard boiled eggs for lunch
>some rice/chicken/peas for dinner
>some frozen mango cubes for dessert
>snacked on some bread I made throughout the day

>>13809836
1 chicken burrito
a couple handfuls of granola
a couple pieces of beef jerkey
a raspberry bubly
10 oz of black coffee

t. 5'11 118-120lbs / 180cm 54kg
hello fellow skelly fren

>>13809836
1 cinnamon raisin english muffin, toasted with peanut butter and jelly
1 ham and cheese sandwich, oat bread, spinach tomato, mayo, mustard
1 17.5oz can thai iced tea
1 cup apple spice tea

Yogurt and granola with fruit
Coffee
8 oz Pineapple juice
egg drop soup with dandelion and arugala greens (cleans you out good)
12 oz orange juice
Yakitori noodles with seared pork (almost scratch made)
2 cups water
Now I'm ready for dinner.

>>13809885
Leg day is under-rated.

B: coffee, 5 raspberries
L: leftover steamed carrots, pinto bean burrito with home made refried beans, yellow rice, and pico with lettuce I grew
D: Going to make chink style stir fry veg with egg and rice noodles

>>13809836
1/4 French loaf with Alouette
Chips and salsa
Two small rice puddings
Chocolate mini pie
One cup of coffee with milk and sugar
Spanish rice with cheese and tortilla chips
Mountain dew, rare occasion.

Pretty heavy load today, probably done until tomorrow. Feel a little sick.

>>13810728
Buddy, I think you're unhealthy. Might wanna put on 20-40 pounds. If you get sick and can't eat for a few days, you're gonna have serious problems.

I started a sourdough culture yesterday after I found out I literally can't buy yeasts anywhere in the area or online. Moved some of that out today and felt bad wasting it so this was my lunch.
Green juice was yuck but it'll last me a good month so I can live with it.

>>13810800
Green... Juice?

Half a red bull
2 Ibuprofen

Honey pops
Coffee
Paella
Decaf
Soup
Tea
And some clementines in between

>>13809836
A 10pc nugget meal with a diet dr pepper. Thats it.

>>13810788
eh been there
Id need to drop 3 or 4 pounds to run into issues, and my appetite is big enough after getting to this weight that it's basically impossible to lose weight on accident.

Steak + eggs + stir fry
Protein shake with banana, dark chocolate and oatmeal
Couple of s'mores

>>13810606
this sounds like a robot trying to imitate human diet

Chicken 500cal
Egg casserole 320cal
Cheese 200cal
Wrap w/peanut butter 280cal
Wrap w/cream cheese 150cal
Bacon stir fry 200cal

Total 1650cal

>>13810893
Balanced and tasty diet. Nice job anon

>>13809836
I miss Anzu theads.

>>13809836
that's a man, right?

Awaken to the horror show of reality.
>Eat: 3 shots of whiskey

Return to sleep, the only escape. Rise again.
>Eat: 3 shots of whiskey.
>Drink: A mouthful of V8

Energy returning, sun is out, still cold. Venture to grocery store.
>cook sausages

Sleep.
>eat sausages
>7 part whiskey

Feed cat
>taste cat food
>not too bad, so emergency rations

>Shitpost on /ck/

here I am.

1 chicken pie
1 spinach pie
2 coffee
1 Twix
some anchovies
1 fried fish
1 chocolate pastry
1 Greek mountain tea

>>13810928
No, that's the Jewel of Turkey, faggot

>>13810844
Nice.

>>13810157
I do kegels that force gigantic logs of shit out of my innards

>>13810804
na its jilly juice

>>13809836

Some corned beef leftover
Some greek yogurt
some toast
about half a gallon of water

Please help, my body was stop shitting.

One bowl of coco pops , coffie
Sausage sizzle, vanilla coke
Coffiee
Beer battered barramundi whith chips and coleslaw , o.j.
Chock ice block
Coffee, banana bread

>>13810924
Wasn't she trying to gain weight to become sexy or something? Or did she become super dated and looks like a grandma now?

>>13809836
deenz and rice with shibazuke
chicken parm
protein shake
vitamins

I just had breakfast, but this is the menu for the day:
>breakfast
Black brew coffee
Burek w/ cheese and spinach

>lunch
Shroom and bechamel lasagna

>dinner
Big ass salad

>>13813107
I think thats a guy whose dad found out about his hobby and beat the shit out of him (eastern euro)

>>13809836

apple and king oscar deenz for bfast a cranberry almond kind bar and a cigarette for dinner

>>13809836
>some ritz crackers
>few tbsp hummus
>1 or 2 squares of dark chocolate w/ salt

>tuna packet w/ mayo and sriracha
>a fucking sleeve of saltines

>half a dominos medium philly cheesesteak pizza
>half of a jalapeno bacon cheese bread

it's okay, i ran 3 miles in 22 minutes prior to the pizza so it balances out (im a girl btw)

>>13809836
>1 chicken tender

You know, I warned all of you to stock up before all of this hit the fan but you didn't listen. And now you're running out of tendies.

>>13813107
>>13813324
She's a girl and she still uploads videos all the time, /ck/ just stopped caring about her because she has a boyfriend.

>>13809836
For breakfast, the contents of my older brother's tied off condom, roughly 30 minutes after he used it.
Lunch, three medium handfuls of peanuts, a half jar of hot English mustard.
Dinner, cicada wings and some urine soaked bandages I gound behind a public toilet.

Height 5ft 1, weight, 35kgs.

>>13809885
You need to lose some weight.

>liverwurst sliders with stone ground mustard, miracle whip, lettuce, and ripped up hot dog bun
>side of better made potato chips
>45oz mixed drink of packet diet snapple tea mix
>4 shots of ciroc red berry vodka

>>13813812
reminder that his boyfriend has a sex tape

>>13814540
That sex tape ranks #1 in "sex tapes I don't care about"

1 egg
2 strips of bacon
2 slices of buttered toast
1 slice of pepperoni pizza
Half a steak
Half a potato
A quarter of a bowl of fried rice
1 Ham & Swiss grilled cheese
Water
1 Steele Reserve 24oz
1 Mickey's 24oz

>>13814514

my god the situation out there is even worse than i thought

Left over homemade steak pouvoir and scambled eggs
Coffee

one bread bun, 3 pieces of biscuits, rice with mixed veggies, 2 apples

>>13809836
2 eggos cinnamon toast waffles
1 can of 'deenz in olive oil
1 sugar free orange popsicle
12 piece frozen popcorn chicken

>>13813342

today bfast banana and deenz (cheap ones with some hot sauce) for snack later cranberry almond kinda bar for dinner dunno maybe a veggie sandwich

>>13809836
>2 sandwiches with grilled chicken breast, pickled red bell pepper and mayo >coffee
>whole grain spaghetti with pesto, heavy cream and cherry tomatoes

>>13809836
>6 foot 120
What in the fuck?

>>13815737
What about it? It's not that bad.

>>13812187
do not do the hilly juice protocol please stop

>>13809836
Homemade dumplings

Woke up at 4:00 PM
-------------------------
5:00 PM
Cheeseburger with Jalapenos
Scrambled Egg Croissant with Jalapenos
Mushrooms and carrots
--------
7:00 PM
Cauliflower Crust Cheese Pizza

t. 18 year old 5'10 160lbs

>>13809836
breakfast:
one bagel with cream cheese
a few cups of black coffee

lunch:
a kroger brand chicken noodle soup

snack:
3 chips ahoy chunky cookies staggered across the afternoon/early evening as I cooked dinner

dinner:
chef john bolognese
I was starving so I probably ate half the box of pasta rather than the 1/3 I was planning on (trying to spread it out over 3 nights)

>>13809836
breakfast:
>two glasses of water
>17 scrambled eggs with tabasco
>three country ham steaks
>black coffee with bacon grease mixed in
>50/50 bourbon and monster ultra sunrise
snack:
>1 local hefeweizen pint
>a sausage mcgriddle
>two cans of deenz
>wheel of camembert and a baguette
>celery stalk
>three glasses of water
lunch:
>four creatine pills
>protein shake
>two cans of deenz
>three bowls of gumbo
>two glasses of water
>another mcgriddle
>a can of bud lite
>bag of walmart beef jerky
dinner:
>two ribeye steaks with butter
>a bottle of craft beer
>plank of salmon
>bowl of riceroni
>box of dry macaroni and pic related
>leftover deer sausage and gravy
>two glasses of water
>50/50 diet mtn dew and sweet tea
dessert:
>kodiak brownies
>protein shake
>can of bud lite
if i go under 4000 calories a day i start losing weight so i try to get in as many calories as i can on a daily basis while also exercising

>>13816631
Do you use a roll a day?

>>13809836

>Breakfast sausage with Pillsbury Crescents rolled up with Nutella, English breakfast tea
>Massive tilapia filet fried in butter with toasted white bread
>Half a can of Pringles
>Most of a pack of Russian lemon cookies my girlfriend got from the Russian store

5'7" 160 lbs - 1RM:
B: 225
OHP: 135
Squat: 225 (I kno)
DL: 315

>>13816559
Looks tasty, what kind of filling?

>>13809836
>1 Monster Zero Sugar
Which flavor?

>>13809836
10 oz of burrata cheese
1.7 oz slice of parmesan pepper bread
4 oz baklava
1 plum

t. 5'11" 155lbs

>Breakast
Oatmeal + milk + blueberries

>Lunch
Yogurt + granola

>Dinner
Wheat spaghetti bolognese

>Drunk late night escapade
McD's cheeseburger + apple pie

>>13816516
>54 kg
That's the same weight as an average woman.

>>13816516
average weight of a 5'3 woman.

>Breakfast

2 homemade oatmeal raisin cookies
1 onion and spinach omelette on homemade sourdough with mayo and sriracha
.6 L sencha

>Lunch

Gongfu puerh session with 2007 YS Yi Wu Zhi Chun, about 1.5 L total

>Dinner

Chicken and dumpling soup
Scalloped Potates
1 Whiskey Sour
1 glass of wine
3 Star Hill Northern Lights
2 Golden Road Wolf Pup

>>13816631

>if i go under 4000 calories a day i start losing weight

I remember that life. I lived on a farm when I was deepest into powerlifting and trying to put on about 30 lbs. I was eating 24 eggs/day on top of the regular 3 meals plus olive oil shots and barely gaining weight. Folks started getting mad I was eating all the eggs so I had to lay off.

>>13809836
Not even close to a normal day today, but lets get started...
2 Sausage McMuffins
1 Chicken Biscuit
1 Chicken McGriddle
1 Large mocha
1 cup of coffee
2 Raising Cain chicken strips
1 Small order of fries
1 Child size Coke
a plate of Panda Express: Orange Chicken, Beijing Beef, Kung Pow Chicken, egg fried rice, Chow Mein
2 liters of water
1 can of carbonated water

>>13809836
A few crumbs left from the supermarket cake I ate three days ago.

>>13816680
Chicken which was all I had. I under seasoned it unfortunately

>>13814364
More like you need to gain some weight faggot, bet you cant even dl 400kg

>>13816516
>>13816769
>>13816797

Cereal with berries and yoghurt
and Toast with Chicken Breast strips
A few minutes ago Rice Omelette with mini Sausage.
So far 2L of Water.

>>13809836
Rice & beans w/ broccoli, mushrooms, cauliflower, red bell pepper, and Tofurky sausage

>>13809836
Nothing. I'm scared to leave my room. I don't want to be a burden on my housemates by existing, so I try to stay as close to non-existent as I can. I'll probably eat later when my love comes home and can escort me so I can make dinner for us. In the meantime I nervously bite my nails, so I guess I've ingested keratin.

Fish and potatos and then 2 burger king cheeseburgers, 2 small fries, a whopper, and a small coke, still have another whopper on standby

>>13809836
Breakfast: nothing
Lunch: Cranberry sauce and turkey sandwich with some blueberries and an apple
Dinner: Chilli with a slice of bread

>>13818479
oh and im 5'6'' and 250 dont worry bros powerlifter bros just bulkin bros

>>13809836
Six pancakes with butter and /real/ maple syrup
2 mandarins
one crême caramel
A rice salad with yellow peppers tomatoes and avocadoes

And I have dinner in a couple hours

>>13809836
It's just after noon here in Minnesota. So far today, I've eaten:

2 cups of coffee, little cream and little sugar in each. Maybe 75 calories total.
1 big salad. Iceberg/carrot mix with some leftover roast cut up, a little shredded cheese, and Ken's lite Italian dressing. Probably 400 calories, but that's a guess.

>>13809836
>Morning
2 bites out of bread with of cheese salami cucumber on top.
>Lunch (first "proper" meal in 50 hours)
Plate of Ground beef soup.
1 large cup of coffee
>Dinner
Gordon Bleu, some fried onions and two tomatoes

coffee
two bagels
i'll probably make stir fry for dinner

>morning
1 bowl of musli
2 toasts with ham and mayo
>snack
2 creme filled pastry
1 glass of milk
>lunch
home made fish and chips
>snack
1 banana
1 toast
>dinner
kebab pizza
>night snack
2 toasts

175 cm 71 kg

>morning
3 eggs + 3 strips of bacon

>snack
granola, blueberries, and greek yogurt

>lunch
grilled salmon, brown rice, asparagus

>workout
protein shake

>dinner
pork chop in an apple sauce, served over couscous

7 am: bowl of meatless (not vegetarian, used stock) Mexican chili I made

9 am: work

4 pm: work

8 pm: another bowl of chili

>>13816631
based diet

>>13809836
like 6 cinnamon rolls

Two homemade burgers, fries, and a salad. I only eat one meal a day and tend to go to bed hungry. How bad is this for me?

>>13819982
nice

>Breakfast
Powerbar and a rockstar energy drink at work
>Lunch
Ball of mozzarella cheese with balsamic glaze, carrots and hummus
>Dinner
Can of baked beans

I'm thinking I need to figure this whole "healthy eating" thing out

breakfast - two mini sausages, two eggs on two slices of gf toast
post workout - protein shake with spinach
lunch/dinner - three hashbrowns airfried and a bowl of bacon-stewed green beans
snacks- a few dark choco squares

>>13820172
I'll give you my mini sausage bb ; )

1. Expired Nogshim instant ramen
2. Bowl of progresso beef soup

I think about 500 calories total. Just need to hang in there a few more days.

Damn. People in this thread are eating good.

>>13820193
>hits target weight
>still looks skinnyfat
>goes on a 7,000 cal binge and gains a good amount of the weight back plus the water weight

Imagine having the luxury of eating 3 full meals a day. Imagine the luxury of snacking. Imagine the luxury of not being in constant agony of the price of it all.

>>13820198
>>>/r/im14andthisisdeep

>>13820196
I'm not trying to lose weight. There is nothing on the shelves and the stores are too crowded. I'm just waiting it out.

>>13820201
>linking to a subreddit

>>13820202
Horse. Shit. You can find food anywhere you weirdo, it's only the toiletries and cleaning supplies that are wiped out currently.

>>13820207
He has visuospatial awareness, it's a miracle! Say water Helen, say water!

>>13820213
>reddit comment

>>13820220
He speaks! Oh what a world!

>>13809836
why are you carbo loading? marathons are canceled.

>>13809836
Turkey and cheese omelette. Indian food. Yogurt. Snacked on almonds and chocolate chips. ~1800 cals today, not great but pretty good.

5'6 135 lbs

>>13820347
Show pussy and/or boy pussy

3 pills - St Johns Wort
3 pills - ashwagandha
1 pill - multi-vitamin
28 pills - Kratom
1 diet cola
1 energy drink (zero sugar)
2 bags beef jerky
5 shots Ron Diaz white rum
4 diet colas

Coffee and milk with a pair of oaty biscuits.
Rice and terong balado with butter-pickled mango-and-mixed-vegetables on the side.
Mixed fruits juice.
Two tiny fruit jellies, one raspberry and the other peach.
Ground "beef" tacos with cheddar and sour cream. Decided to re-try some leftover lolnomeat I froze a few months back. It was awful.

>>13809836
Breakfast
>three pieces of wheat toast
>one egg scrambled
>5 sausage links
Lunch
>peice of bread pudding
Dinner
>baked ham
>mashed potato
>carrots
and i just ate a peanut butter sandwich on raisin bread for a midnight snack

>>13809836
a couple handfuls of peanuts, two bottles of water, about 10 chips with some hot sauce packets, a half cup of mac n cheese, a couple beers

>>13820261
That's how I always eat.

>>13809836
Just had breakfast. Made some oatmeal, diced an apple for topping and sprinkled some brown sugar on top. Served with a cup of black coffee. Nothing fancy but if it aint broke don't fix it

For dinner I'm planning on frying some chicken

>>13809836
Why is (s)he so discolored, ghastly and sick yellowish color, disgusting.

>A wheat roll with a sasuage and coleslaw on it
>3 cups of coffee
>4 cigarettes
In the last four hours.

>apple
>steak + 3 eggs and veggies
>milk w/ banana and butter biscuits
prolly gonna have some chocolate later

>>13820538
So far, I had:
Coffee and milk with a jam sandwich.
Garlic-chilli-and-cauliflower fried rice and rajma makhana.
Later today, I'll have:
Fennel salad with balsamic vinaigrette.
Turnip soup.

>>13809836
Is that Anzu? Heh, haven’t seen her in a while.

>>13813324
Nah dude, Anzu is actually a Female Turk.

>>13822416
Let me guess,only fat little Mexican girls will date you

>>13822432
Wish I had this life. I've only been eating tobacco pipes and a little chaw. What kiind of sausage?

>>13822710
Extremely based.no more steak at the store for me :( have been eating a little unsweetened chocolate with nuts lately. What u packin?


For me, I usually skip breakfast but since I'm taking antibiotics I had a bowl of cheerios with whole milk, and warmed up some leftover sesame chicken I made last night. The fried batter coating got soggy in the fridge but still Ta's ted pretty good. Supplemented with 20oz cold whole milk

>>13813107
She has bulimia, why would she be trying to gain weight

>>13809836
Disgusting, stop eating garbage like your 12 years old.

>>13810879
it’s called autism

>>13822965
>What kiind of sausage?
A bratwurst, not really german but still pretty good. Pale and thick and fried crispy. Yesterday had hot dogs with two types of coleslaw and sauerkraut, so breakfast was leftovers.

>>13822793
Yes, that's her.