/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Opinions aren't right or wrong.

>>13813289
Except yours. They're always wrong.

>>13813284
Reminder America has the best food.
The plants native to america revolutionized the world and became staples everywhere, and any exotic crop from somewhere else can be grown somewhere in the US.
The only reason we don't get respect as the culinary powerhouse of the world is because we didn't have long enough to solidify a food culture before fast food made it all go to shit.
Pecans, chives, dandelions, maple syrup, pole beans, blueberries, cranberries, pumpkin, squash, black cherry, strawberry. The list goes on.

>>13813315
>Have all these ingredients on your doorstep
>Have never made a single good dish
how do Americans manage it?

>>13813328
You can't go 5 minutes without be obsessed?

>>13813328
Define "good dish"
Chocolate chip cookies, barbecue, buffalo wings, pumpkin bread, cornbread, red velvet cake, blueberry pie, eggs benedict, crawfish boils, gumbo, sweet potato pie, lobster rolls and french dip to name a few.

>>13813368
>Chocolate chip cookies
Stopped reading there, manchild-tier post from the beginning.

>>13813315
>dandelions
no

>>13813368
>Just a cookie, but it has chocolate in it
>Cheapest part of the chicken tossed with butter and bottled storebought hot sauce.
>Simple breads and pies that are somehow special because they contain one American ingredient
>Plain chocolate cake, but with red food coloring
>Slave food actually invented by Africans
>Lobster, but on a bun!
>Sandwich literally named after a European country.
Kek

>>13813284
>EWWWW MEAT AND EGGS? GROSS!!
>OH BOY SOME RICE, YUMMY MMMMM ITATAKIMASUU!

>>13813412
Better not close your eyes when you go to bed tonight. I'm coming to get you.

>>13813453
not too worried my hallways are quite narrow

>>13813458
That was the final clue I needed to tracl you down. Thanks.

>>13813458
kek, amerisharts btfo

>>13813450
this but unironically

>>13813284
Fuck off, weeaboo cunt.

>>13813284

>>13813284
A proper English breakfast is the greatest in the world.

>>13813315
Yep. And even if you say American doesn't have the best food, American has the TASTIEST most DELICIOUS food either way

>>13813525
>posts processed slop
Opinion discarded.

>>13813543
>processed is bad
Eat a bullet hippie, you know nothing about cooking, your food all tastes like garbage

>>13813552
>amerishart abomination unironically defending processed slop
Go choke on junk food, subhuman.

>>13813556
You eat bad food and all food you cook inspires your guests to force themselves to vomit in the bathroom, because it tastes like SHIT

>>13813315
but still you eat at taco bell

>>13813453
I'll be fine, I live on the second floor and....no lift

I've noticed Americans recoil in shock when they realise nobody outside of America knows what mexican food is, why is that?

>>13813489
you don't belong on this website

>>13813289
The Right Opinion on YouTube begs to differ.

>>13813315
>didn't even have to go 5 posts in before america was mentioned

>>13813574
I dont, they closed their lobby down because of corona. Im better than you.

>>13813574
I don't, they closed their lobby down because of corona. Im better than you.

>>13813289
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>>13813580
I wouldn't say shock, but at least in america it's such a titan of cuisine that it seems weird for someone to have never tried it. It'd be like someone saying they don't know what italian food is.

>>13813525
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>>13813570
Is this guy trolling I seriously cannot tell, he's defending American food but posting shit looking food?

>>13815196
These are tasty as fuck

>>13815220
That food is delicious looking though? Fucking yuroqueer.

>>13813368
Notice how almost all of those are super basic fat/ sugary foods. Even your "good food" is just slightly better fast food kek.

>>13815220
Americans always think they have to be the best at everything. Most of their "good food" is garbage or basic as fuck, but they don't realize it because of how close-minded they are.

Murrrrricaa numbah one. There's just NO WAY Japanese or French cuisine could be better than a diabetes inducing cheeseburger, fried patatoes, chocolate chip cookies or a bunch of random barbequed meats. Fucking kek.

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>>13815271
Nice thumbnail.

>>13815232
Yeah of course it does you classy bastard you.

>>13813315
America's food is just other country's food done better.

>>13815364
Hahahaha

>>13813315
China is better, mutt

>>13815271
kek btfo

>eastern culinary shithole island talking shit on western culinary shithole island
Rich, unlike japanese food

>>13813315
This but South America

>>13815565
>Gutter oil bat soup central
>Better
I get you've got nothing to do but shill while you're welded into your apartment but try harder.

>>13815208
I do know that feeling, desu. For us (Brit obvs) it's Indian. But Indian food just isn't really a thing in so much of the world.

>>13815886
Wuhanese people don't eat bats and you've gotta stop getting your cuisine info from memes you saw on /pol/.

>>13813580
Because you can't throw a stone without hitting a Taco bell in the USA, whereas Mexican restaurants are comparatively rare in the UK.

>>13813328
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>>13813412
>>13813476
rent free, reminder that we are greatest nation in the world you exist within our hegemony adopting our culture and we don't think about you at all

>>13815937
>Wuhanese don't eat bats, they just sell it at their food market
Sure thing pal.

>>13816033
You can find bats for consumption in London and Paris. It's fucking weird. Same for Wuhanese people. They eat pork and chicken and beef. They don't even really eat lamb. If anything I'd say they're pretty boring.
It's south Chinese people who eat fucking everything.

>>13816033
He's not wrong, though. The bat eating is more of a southern coast thing over there, and the supposed ground zero in Wuhan was specifically a seafood market.

>>13816055
w-were they underwater bats?

>>13816055
Even so, his statement was that Chinese food was superior. My retort didn't specify wuhan. If someone said Americans eat shit and I responded with "No that's jut Kentucky" it wouldn't really nullify the statement.

>>13815271
the butthurt of the bong that made this must have been amazing

>>13816068
I think the funniest part about this whole bat autism is that you people now act like all chinks everywhere eat bats, despite how the current outrage over it only started up after the current pandemic began a couple months ago. The fact that you didn't know about it until, unlike how they eat dogs, just now despite easy access to the internet and a huge swath of anti Chinese media obviously shows that this thing isn't that widespread, even over there, despite how gross it is.

>>13816094
M8 it's been well known for a long time that chinks will eat fucking anything. The fixation wasn't on bats until recently because they eat way more interesting and exotic shit.

>>13816094
Why is it that the CDF comes out for this particular post? This whole thread is about generalizing the national cuisines of different peoples. Everybody else is fine with the banter, but suddenly everybody needs to interject and try to make a serious defense when you say China's name.

>>13813315
>The plants native to america revolutionized the world
America as "South America and North America"? Yes. Mostly what's today Latin America; potatoes, corn, bell peppers, tomatoes, yucca.

America as "United States"? This is outright incorrect, people around the world generally don't give a flying fuck about turkeys and pumpkins.

>>13816041
No you bloody can't you fucking wumei.

>>13816115
Due to their insectlike psychology and detachment from the greater internet, the Chinese are psychologically incapable of weathering international banter.

>>13816094
You eat everything.

>>13816143
This

>>13815271
Lmao

>>13815271
>*donk donk*
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13815565
Absolutely hilarious post, my Chinese friend.
P.S. "Han Chinese" is the muttest race on Earth

>>13813412
>Plain chocolate cake
America made that, too. Same with brownies.

>>13816106
>The fixation wasn't on bats until recently because they eat way more interesting and exotic shit.
The fixation on chinks eating bats didn't happen until now because most people didn't know about it at all, unlike how people actually know how chinks eat dogs.
>>13816115
>pointing out how bat food is fucking gross and how chinks eat dogs means CDF
How many layers of retarded are you on?

>>13816321
You're misinterpreting my post; I'm calling the people who are defending bat-eating and gutter oil CDF.

>>13816328
I'm going to assume you're an idiot then and just replied to the wrong post because no "CDF" replied to >>13816094 in anger. Not to mention that no one ITT defended bat eating. Pointing out which regions specifically do it is not a defense.

>>13816142
I've eaten that shit in London, anon.

>>13816178
True but I don't see what that has to do with his correct assertion that Chinese food is better than American and possibly the best in the world.
Obviously Shanghai cuisine fucking sucks but hunan and sichuan is GOAT.

>>13816068
>my bat soup retort had nothing to do with wuhan
No you retard

>>13816425
By making distinctions between different Chinese regions, you have outed yourself as Chinese. In fact, you're probably the same guy.

>>13816164
>>*donk donk*
you're a special kind of retard ._.

What country eats black pudding that isn't Scotland???

>>13815271
Ayy

>>13816433
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>>13816503
>>13816533
ck is a very strange board

>>13816454
>different regions has different foods
>woah you are that race!!!
Are you a retarded southern hick?

>>13816588
Have. Different regions HAVE different foods.
Post your epicanthal folds.

>>13815196
>He's never had faggots with peas and gravy with a few slices of buttered bread for dipping.

>>13815271
Can I get a bigger version of this picture?

>>13816488
eating that shit would provoke a heart attack.

>>13816665

>black pudding
>sunday roast
>full english
>bangers
>pasty
>steak pies
>ploughmans lunch
>welsh rarebit
>fish and chips
>haggis
>shepards pie
it's really simple stuff but pretty good and you can improve upon these simple things easily

>>13816625
How many more argumentative fallacies are you going to throw out at everyone who calls you an idiot?

>>13815405
The truth hurts, but the sooner you accept it the sooner you can let go of the pain.

>>13815271
Oh boy, an anti-Asia post! This sure makes me associate the horrors of communism with a specific race and not with itself!

>>13816976
that whale makes a pepe face

>>13817366

>>13817160
He said to himself.

>>13817366
fuck lmao

>>13816503
England, for one.
Actually, lots of countries have something which is almost exactly the same as black pudding, they just don't call it that. China has something similar made of duck blood.
>>13816454
No, anon, 我只是一个英国留学生. I really like Chinese culture.

Why is this board so obsessed with British food?

>>13815244
But when the French soak everything in butter and sugar its the height of sophistication.

>>13813289
Retard, opinions indeed are right or wrong.
Facts are facts and cannot be right or wrong, but opinions are always open for critique, debate, review etc.

American food is the most flavorful and good tasting food. Nothing satisfies pure hunger more than the fucking taste explosion that is American food.

America doesn't need great cuisine because we steal all of your cuisines.

>>13818303
And we make it taste better

>>13815271
>download (8)

>>13818259
I don't know why people think American food is unique for dumping loads of salt and sugar and other flavourings into their food. They might be in western culture, but outside of western culture it's almost the norm. Chinks and Spics and Poos all do it.

>>13817237
>the horrors of communism
>Japan
is this your brain on conservatism

>>13815271
ummmm yes I think this would be a BASED for me