/ck/ - Food & Cooking

First things first, clean a saucepan.

Next, dump your beefaroni into the saucepan and set your stove as high as it will go. The instructions say to cook it at medium, but that's inefficient.

Here's what two cans of beefaroni looked like in my saucepan

Make sure to stir every once in awhile and remove from the stove once it reaches your preferred temperature.

I paired my meal with some Mountain Dew.

Overall, I give this beefaroni a C-. The can claimed the throwback recipe contained more meat and cheese, I would hate to see what the new beefaroni is like. There was hardly any goddamn meat, just little hunks of it. I didn't taste any cheese. I consulted the label and was disgusted to see cheese was one of the last ingredients, even falling behind sugar. The main ingredient was tomatoes, so this meal is relatively healthy. The beefaroni tasted OK and was perfectly edible, but it needed more than the negligible amounts of beef and cheese. I don't think I will buy it again unless it goes on a highly discounted sale.

After consuming my meal I threw in a fat wad of Redman chewing tobacco, and as the nicotine hit I was finally able to calm down after getting worked up about the lack of beef and cheese.

you can get something that really resembles chef boyardee by cooking dry pasta in a mixture of tomato sauce and water.

>>13829769
Tomato soup, tomato sauce, and water, ground beef and parmesan cheese.

>>13829530
good god you are a faggot and this thread is dogshit trash. kys

>>13830016
Name one thing wrong with this thread

>>13830032
faggot OP

>>13830032
may as well turn your trip back on, we all know its you you giant faggot

>>13830032
Could use some Taco Bell - for good measure.

Clean your kitchen you filthy animal

>>13829530
im gonna hunt you down and fuck your mouth you fucking assclown.

>>13829549
Disgusting

How can you live like this?
>>13829534
Why do you use your sink like a garbage can?
>>13829549
Let's ignore the obvious fire hazard and talk about about wiping down your counters once in a blue moon
>>13829564
Well... Atleast you put your trash in trashbags

ah, the good ol' days when boomers were so fucking retarded that the name had to be spaced out for pronunciation.

>>13829534
>>13829549
>>13829564
Jesus fucking christ. You know it would take you like 5 minutes to clear your stove off, right? And another 5 to take out the fucking trashbags?
The next 10 minutes, during which I demand that you do these things, will be worth their weight in gold. FUCKING DO IT.

>>13830845
I disagree; the trashiness adds to the atmosphere of an adult eating chef boy-ar-dee.

Disregarding literally everything else wrong with your dumbass thread, this old fashioned Beefaroni is really good and your taste has been ruined by the garbage you keep around your disgusting house. Fuck you.

why not try making it yourself? or would that just be hamburger helper

>>13829543
I had two cans and had such horrible acid reflux afterwards.

>>13830083
Has anyone here mixed chef boyardee and Taco Bell before?

>>13830833
>How can you live like this?
Just fine thank you.

>Why do you use your sink like a garbage can?
I don't use the sink as a garbage can. Sure there's some stuff in the sink, but it's all stuff that needs to be cleaned or washed out. I don't even put garbage down the garbage disposal because it's broken.

>Let's ignore the obvious fire hazard and talk about about wiping down your counters once in a blue moon
There's no fire hazard, I don't turn on those burners you goof.

>>13830845
Calm down.

>>13831280
I didn't have any acid reflux thankfully.