/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13918549
go back to prison

>>13918549
Give it back, jamal

>>13918555
They dont want us covid19
Look so I like to steal a little I'm just trying to eat. Do you really think I deserve to die for that?

>>13918549

>thief

>>13918564
Unironically yes.

>>13918549
Surrender yourself to the authorities, Negroid.

>>13918584
Dude I'm telling you there not locking up non violent crimes+I'm not violent.
What just hack it up+toss on grill?

>>13918564
You stole 68 KGs of lamb... That's not just trying to eat. Do you have a refrigerator?

>>13918601
No :(

How much should I sell it for. $40 ?

>>13918564
The other day you stole $44 worth of fish you have nowhere to cook. Go steal some beef jerky or a can of peanuts.

But yes you deserve to die when there are soup kitchens and food pantry services.

>>13918604
So you're just going to let almost all of the meat spoil and go to waste? Fuck you man.

>>13918595
>dey aint gon luck us up fo stealin no mo! les go jack 150 lbs of lamb dawg

>>13918611
Whatever it costs to buy enough rope to hang yourself with.

The best thing to do in your case, is jump off the nearest bridge.

>>13918614
Yea and prob get virus there.
You guys are harsh what's littering deserve 10 years in jail dam

make a fire and roast it on a spit
medieval style

>>13918644
Just fucking die already.

>>13918645
I might just do that.
Mabe give some away other homeless.
I hope none you guys e d up like this.
Mabe you will get laid off+never called back then you will see what its like.

>>13918662
post pics if you do

>>13918549
Look at all the cowards complaining that someone stole from costco. Worse than being a simp. You get all angry and insult a person for their honor and bravery? FUCK YOU.

>>13918549
STOP STEALING YOU DIRTY NIGGER

>>13918644
Bro you're gonna get the virus in Costco just as bad as you're gonna get it at a food pantry.

>>13918662
>Mabe you will get laid off+never called back then you will see what its like.
I'm the first poster and I've been replying to you telling you it's bullshit, and I was literally homeless in my early 20s, and currently laid off. I'm not stealing hundreds of dollars of food I have no means to cook. I'm getting by with much less.

>>13918549
post pics of what you cook. this is a cooking board.

>>13918720
I hope somebody spews on you.

>>13919360
Even if they do he will probably be fine since it’s killing black people 5 times faster

>>13918662
>>13918700
>not sure if black or just a chicagoan
I mean you aren't able to plan ahead past 20 minutes so it's sort of a tossup. I've been unemployed since 2018 and was able to save money, finish my BA degree, and get a new job. your sob story ain't shit bruh. when shit got hairy I manned the fuck up and stopped acting like a little bitch girl. nigga suck it up because you about 20 minutes away from suckin dick.

He's just some guy who took photos inside of a costco and is larping as some black criminal. Every photo similarly is of food inside costco with a half assed attempt at African American American English.
STOP RESPONDING TO HIM AND THE OMELET GUY

>>13919378
hold on cowboy. you do know we are all black on this board, right?

>>13918549
Can you tell me about your method of stealing?

>ruining that much good lamb

you're just a cunt.

>>13918549
Try and sell it to some greek resturaunt or something that uses lamb. Keep it cheap like 5-100 bucks for the lot. Resturant owner is happy and you can use the cash to buy some food you can actually use because there is no way in hell you arent going to throw out 100+ pounds of lamb when it goes rotten in a week.

>>13918662
Other best option. Throw a big barbecue for the other bums or some friends. Can you afford a big bag of charcoal or something? Pure Hardwood charcoal only costs a couple bucks and im certain you can round up a big piece of steel to skewer the bugger with.

Fuck you nigger.

>>13919378
no shit, they all live in densely populated areas (plus have higher rates of chronic disease)

>>13918549
>Steals $1280 of lamb
>Just trying to eat bro
That lamb most likely came from my province too ya thieving bastard
What's next? New Zealand Paua and Crayfish?

>>13918662
>>13919746
This is your best option OP, since you don't have a fridge.

Just have a BBQ party, give the meat away for free. Roast it on a spit.

Find out how to do it properly though, there are tons of youtube videos on it.

You better start like RIGHT NOW before it starts going bad though.

>>13919378
No it’s not, you lie!
> blacks are immune to covid strains
It gives them super powers

>>13919791
>one lamb
>over a thousand dollars
what the fuck country are you from, if you buy an entire lamb its like $5 per lb

I went back+scored this shrimp.
Goes good with weed.
The lamb thing kinda failed.

>>13919791

>>13918549
What the fuck were you planning to do with a frozen raw 68 kilo lamb carcass? Why would you steal that in the first place? Can't you jack something that's A) cooked, and B) isn't nearly as heavy as you are?

>>13920161
That's Silver Fern, $18 per kilo
Not lamb from whatever shithole country you live in

>>13920161
>what the fuck country are you from
New Zealand.
>if you buy an entire lamb its like $5 per lb
That is 150lb of lamb, or $750 of budget stuff
Except it's premium NZ Silver Fern export lamb at $18 per kilo

>>13918549
lamb: rosemary, oil, salt, pepper, garlic and sherry.
roast potatoes: potato,S&P
salad: avocado,cucumber,lemon,olive oil,red onion, S&P and lettuce

>>13920959
>>13919791

$18 dollars a kilo, that better not be in usd. I can get spring lamb local, best of the market for $18 aud, and thats stupid expensive.
a lamb is like 20kg tops thats for a boarder line hogget, normally they're 16kg, expensive ones are smaller.

How are you getting $1000 for a lamb? Are you retarded?

>>13920445
What are you going to do with the lamb?

>>13920983
>Are you retarded?
That's a whole 68kg bag of lamb legs
Are you retarded?

>>13919791
What is this documentary called please?

>>13920998
empire of dust

>>13921004
Thanks friend

Youre all retards for believing this larp

imagine being such an angry faggot because someone stole from a multinational corporation jesus christ

>>13920993
oh yeah probably, thought it was just a whole lamb