/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Alternatively, people will bitch they never saw a waiter or waitress, so... I dunno. Wear a sign that says do not disturb or something. If you want to be left alone, eat at home.

>>13918951
Is everything fine with your thread, sir?

Dumb frogfucker has apparently never heard of falseflagging as a deaf-mute.

At the start of the meal, put three one dollar bills on the side of the table for the waiter to see. Every time they make a mistake, take one away without saying anything. Soon they will get the idea. You will get the best service in your life, guaranteed.

>>13918951
Most people generally assume that retarded frog posters have special needs.

>>13918951
I can imagine you're the kind of "guy" that doesn't leave a tip regardless because there's always something wrong with the meal or service when you don't realize the problem is actually you.

>>13918951
I just like to have my drink refilled and to be checked on to see if I want my check once I'm very nearly finished. Otherwise I really don't like to be interrupted.

>>13918964
As a former server wagie, I might have snapped and killed you.

>>13918964
>boomer tips for when your sex life is dead
You know, sir, we do provide napkins. You don't have to supply your own.

>>13918951
When you make your order, they should also ask you what sort of service you want. Attentive, one check-up, or absent.

>>13918963
You go to restaurants undercover with an intention of creating stigma against death-mutes?

>>13918975
>they should also ask you what sort of service you want
Full-service, and their cutest waitress sits in my lap while I'm waiting.

>>13918974
gay and lame

>>13918982
You don't?

>>13918951
The alternative is to have Asian-like food service which means that the servers never pay attention to you and have to flaghed down from one end of the restaurant in order to just get some more water. I rather be attended to because im not a autist with zero social skills.

>>13918987
I'm sorry that 3 dollars was all you had left to spare after your viagra prescription this month.

I've never been to blubberfatland and I still can't imagine how tipping even works.

Like, you give people money to do their job, but they're already paid to do their job

>>13919056
No problem. A lot of third worlders like yourself couldn't afford the meal anyway and we really don't care what you think about it.

>>13919062
KEK

>>13919056
Not quite. They don't get paid more than a tiny retainer unless you don't pay them, in which case they lose their job because the employer doesn't want to pay them. Where it might get complicated is the tip being a percentage of the bill itself, rather than being related to the actual service provided. That's not entirely logical.

>>13918996
This.

I go to a small Vietnamese restaurant and the food there is 5/5, huge servings and cheap, but once your food is out that’s it they don’t even look at you.

I’d suggest OP go to Asian places or wear his fucking “be patient I have severe autism” sticker on his shirt bib.

>>13918951
If you're out eating by yourself, stick headphones in your head.

I listen to podcasts like 90% of the time I'm out in public and don't have randos bothering me most of the time.

>>13919249
There's nothing random about the waiter who is waiting the table that you are eating at.

>>13919262
No, but they should know to take the hint and most do.

>>13919249
Wow, you're just too cool for school aren't you? I imagine people wouldn't pay attention to you in public anyway sans headphones.

>>13919282
I get more than enough attention in my private life and I don't even use sans like a fag. Try again lol.

itt: guaranteed replies

>>13919299
Huh?

>>13919249

>servers are randos

this is autism speaks

>>13919288
>makes fun of sans
>thoughtfully types out randos
ok chump

>>13919343
>>13919333
Why are you little boys so upset over this? My life is the shit, maybe take some advice and wear headphones whenever you don't want people to approach you.

>>13918951
I wish restaurants had an option to sidestep the waiter so you could submit your meal ticket directly to the cook. Fucking middle men pieces of shit.

autism: the thread.

>>13918951
>always have food in my mouth when they drop by
>give em a nod or thumbs up
>usually good because I've no complaints or wants
I've been told it's intentional. Guess it works out for both of us.

>>13919610
I wish I could just go into the kitchens, grab the ingredients and cook it myself

>>13918958
I once went to Bubba Gump and they had signs you could flip that basically said "HEY I NEED SOMETHING" or "NO LEAVE ME ALONE IM TRYING TO EAT"

>>13919748
I wish I could just order the microwavables directly from Sysco

>>13919733
>I've been told it's intentional
It's not. There's just a good likelihood that someone is going to have food in their mouths at any given time when you're at a restaurant, eating.