/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13942948
Smooth for baking
Crunchy for eating

>>13942948
Buy smooth and add your own peanuts

crunchy obviously. nothing more satisfying than a crunchy, salty, and sweet pb&j

>>13942955
Nah dude, crunchy in peanutbutter cookies is the bomb.

smooth all day every day
if you want crunchy just add some peanuts to it

>>13942948
crunchy ;)

Smunchy

Crunchy for pb&j smooth for just about everything else

Smooth when I feel like it
Crunchy when I feel like it

anything else is autistic

>>13942948
Smooth because crunchy does not treat my hemorrhoids well.

>>13942957
>>13942988
Or...get this...get crunchy peanut butter you absolute fucking retards

>>13942948
nut butter is gross and not food

>>13942948
crunchy but I'm only allowed to buy smooth :(

>>13943559
are you shoving the peanut butter sandwiches up your ass?

>>13942948
smonchy

>>13943662
retard opinion alert

Its peanut BUTTER. Its not peanut butter and peanuts. Chunky peanut butter is NOT peanut butter. At best its a combination of peanut butter and peanuts. Or you call it just unfinished peanut butter. There is literally no point to chunky because its either just peanut butter and peanuts or a stage on the way to peanut butter. Chunky is so fucking retarded I hate people who like it.

>>13944715
Don't kinkshame me faggot

>>13942948
I like both.

Crunchy is best on a PB&J though. That textural difference really makes that sandwich. If you don't have chunky PB it's just fucking sweet paste, sweet jelly, and all on mushy bread.

>>13942957
This crunchy is a rip off compared to smooth. all of that solid peanut volume makes the container empty in less than a week

the crunchier the better

>>13944763
It's all of $4.00 for a good brand faggot. Splurge a little.

>>13942948
I enjoy both but look how fucking even the spread is on smooth PB. How could you not want that over stupid crunchy shit wrecking the bread.

Peanut butter is not even that good to begin with. Americans are just crazy for eating meals rich in fat arent they

>>13944899
burn the witch

>>13942948
I love me a big spoon of crunchy but it's such a pain to spread properly when you're not a fatass that puts a thick layer of PB on toast.

>>13942948

Smooth

>>13945011
I'll cream your nut, daddy

SMOOTH WITH HARD BREAD
CRUNCHY WITH SOFT BREAD
why don't you understand

>>13942948
smooth master race

>>13944715
he was built for the BBC

>>13942948
I like to buy crunchy and pick out the peanuts

>>13945052
why do guys say such gay shit to each other?

>>13945441
it's funny

>>13944729
>not enjoying food because of semantics

>>13945335
That funny because I buy creamy and add my own peanuts.

>>13945447
I couldn't imagine being as dumb as a man. Holy shit.

i dont eat peanut butter

Two guys I knew in school had a good hour long argument about whether peanut butter is a food or a condiment. All started because one brought a giant tub of jif and a spoon as a snack.

>>13945679
>t. preop mtf

>>13942948
crunchy of course, I'm a real man and not some degenerate homo

>>13945011
Crunchy

>>13942948
Euro here, I tried to eat pb on bread but it was dry as fuck, pb brand was Skippy

>>13942948
I prefer smooth.

>>13942948
crunchy for real men. smooth for sissies.

Smooth PB&J are for man-babies who also like the crust cut off.

>>13947628
skippy is horseshit, also a euro here
i go for barneys best, calvé or any 100% peanut butter one, those all taste much better and arent nearly as dry as the skippy fucking garbage

>>13942948
I like crunchy peanutbutter, orange juice with bits and bread with seeds. I am a slob and i like it.

>>13947628
anybody who eats pb with hydrogenated vegetable oil and added sugar deserves to be shot. stop promoting companies that sell hydrogenated veg oils. peanut butter must be 100% peanuts

I dont care one way or the other

>>13948277
>barneys best
>hydrogenated oil, added sugar
fucking pleb

>>13944729
>Its peanut BUTTER. Its not peanut butter and peanuts. Chunky peanut butter is NOT peanut butter. At best its a combination of peanut butter and peanuts. Or you call it just unfinished peanut butter. There is literally no point to chunky because its either just peanut butter and peanuts or a stage on the way to peanut butter. Chunky is so fucking retarded I hate people who like it.

but every word is faggot

>>13942948
none, peanut butter is disgusting

>>13943009

The real question is
>hydrogenated and artificially sweetened?
or
>natural?

I for one could eat a whole jar of hydrogenated and sweetened PB in one sitting that shit is addictive AF. I can't even buy it because I don't have the willpower to stop eating it. Especially if it makes any claims about having honey in it, that stuff is pure candy

>>13943662
That’s not what your mom said about my nut butter ;)

>>13950315
hydrogenated just has a better texture
natural is better for cooking, but 95% of the time I'm trying to make a PB&J instead of of some thai food or a smoothie
Natural peanut butter leaks out no matter what I do

>>13945679
Right?

>>13946958
Doubt it. I live with a MtF and she acts like a woman only up to a certain point.
I'm actually female and I completely agree with >>13945679

Men are so fucking stupid it's painful sometimes. Btw if you think it's hilarious to say gay shit to your hetero friends, you're probably not entirely straight.
You fuckin repressed homo.

>>13948296
same

Neither

>>13950315
hydrogenated it great with pretzels. desu I used to just a jar with a spoon

>>13942948
EXTRA crunchy is the only real answer

>>13942948
Smooth because I don't like peanuts.

>>13942948
munchy crunchy
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I love Jesus
A bunchy bunchy

>>13942948
I like halfway. Some of the natural style ones with no added sugar have coarsely ground peanuts, yet no added chunks. It's pretty nice.

>>13944763
it's sold by weight, not volume

>>13948277
If it's difficult to find real peanut butter, just make your own in for food processor.

>>13945679
>>13950428
dumb roasties don't understand comedy