/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How about just not burning your toast in the first place.

Why did he rub off the good part?

meh toasted bread is tasteless to me, also cuts up my mouth. I eat everything with untoasted bread.

>>13974556
But those are different pieces of bread.

>>13974560
like asking a pregnant teen at an abortion clinic why she didn't just use a condom

why does he do it over carpet?

>>13974647
Maybe he has a girlfriend to clean it? Why would he bother using a plate then?

>>13974608
How often do you manage to burn toast?
The only time it's ever acceptable to fuck up toast is the first time using a toaster. As soon as you get a single set of perfect toast out of it you should stop fucking around with the settings and then you'll never burn toast again.

>>13974663
Then why is he posting instructions for fixing burnt toast instead of simply beating her for burning it in the first place?

>>13974677
I'm a girl

>>13974556
look at all that wasted bread, white people are so harmful to our planet, plus all that burnt carbon will now just end up in the atmosphere.

>>13974677
I think its unsealed concrete countertop. Which is a terrible idea.

>>13974556

thats just the other side of the bread

>>13974608
More like asking a pregnant teen at an abortion clinic why she feels she has the right to end an entire lifetime worth of memories because she doesn't want to feel a little pain.

>>13974683
She looks like a pirate in this picture.
>YARR Ye be destroyin' the earth ye scurvy scally wags! YARR

>>13974674
This nigga has been eating the same bread his whole life, never having to adjust for rye, or bagels, or sourdough... I bet you a bunny boi, huh? You a bunny boi baby boi? Whitebread, cracka!

>>13974779
*tips*

>>13974794
Nobody is buying this whole, "fedoras are the moral ones now" meme. Fedoras are nihilists.

>>13974811
*tips*

>>13974779
>being a christfag

lmao what a fucking clown. why dont get off of 4chan and go adopt some needy children, I'll wait.

>>13974679
omg me too

>>13974842
>Adopt my child or i have the right to kill it!
How about neither you retarded roastie, take some accountability.

>>13974556
1. this doesn't work i've tried it
2. just use a knife

>>13974826
milady

>>13974674
>>13974560
go fuck yourself

>>13974935
This is one of those fake hack videos they make for youtube views. None of them actually work the way they say. There's actually a whole channel dedicated to exposing them.

>>13974990
What's it called?

>>13976269
Therealtoast.org

>>13976269
also ann reardon how to cook that

>>13974779
retard located

>>13974674
>toaster
do americans really?

>>13976269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEQaYdvs478