/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13983132
>beanz
no wonder why americans are illiterate retards

>>13983132
buy plain beans in a can and make them myself instead of buying premade ones

>>13983132
throw them in the trash

>>13983132
Those were the blandest beans I have ever eaten in my life.

>>13983160
yea, that's not at all marketing. Heinz took in $30 billion dollars last year but nobody in the company can actually spell. Crazy, right?

Salt
Pepper
Add flour to improve consistency
One of the darker breads with more taste as dipping and eating on.

a spoon full of butter and sauteed onions

>>13983160
That is not an American product, illiterate retard.

>>13983594
obviously its marketing you fucking turboautist. its still detrimental to the literacy of americans

throw it out and eat pork and beans, less sugar. baked beans are a dessert. try cooking some beans yourself, maybe make cassoulet.

>>13983160
>>13983809
Here, are you fucking happy? I'm sorry you grew up getting your education from the packaging of commercial products.

>>13983132
Pepper and mustard.

>>13983862
Why is it such a sensitive subject for you?

>>13983132
That's easy, beany weenys on toasy garlic bread. As always we Americans outdo you stupid britfags.

>>13983886
I'll slap your ass and call you a sissy.

>>13983886
Who cares? They're stupid brits.

thinkgen bout thos beans

What about that dude in the UK that ONLY eats baked beans on toast?

Is he still alive? Lol

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Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Don't you wonder sometimes
'Bout sound and vision?
Blue, blue, electric blue
That's the color of my room
Where I will live
Beans, beans
Pale blinds drawn all day
Nothing to do, nothing to say
Beans, beans
I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sound and vision
And I…
Don't you wonder sometimes

I bought navy beans I was going to make baked beans from scratch.
Basically just a lot of sugar if I'm not mistaken.
Brown sugar. Butter. Molasses. Maple syrup

Stop all of your fighting, here is the master!
hormel_mary_kitchen_corn_beef_hash

>>13983132
>how would you improve upon some baked beans?
That's easy, someone's already done it

>>13983896
Mmmmmm.

>>13983951
That sounds like boston baked. There are other versions.

>>13983132
add some paprika and some bay leaves

You men eat your dinner, eat your pork and beans. I eat more chicken than any man ever seen

you put it on toast.

or put some bacon, or sausage innit.
then put it on toast.

add in a combo of ketchup, bbq sauce, hot sauce, red pepper flake, black pepper
simmer on low for 15 mins
pan fry hot dogs in butter
slice the dogs drop 'em in
simmer on low for 5 mins
>spicy beanies and weens

Trailer park comfort food, it's really good.

>>13983972
sodium bomb

>>13983132
buy Bush's
no improvement needed

EATIN' BEANS

>>13983132
put toes

>>13983132

Dem beans are British and already too sweet

>>13985806

>>13983972
Wrong. You buy pic related and add your own hash browns. That way everything gets perfectly crisped.

Add salt

>>13983132
Bacon, onions.

>>13986187
Heinz Beans per cup
Sodium 1,068 mg

>>13983132
Diced onion, some tex mex seasoning, mushrooms.

>>13983160
>he doesn't know those beans are made for Britain and not America
Here you are thinking Americans are the dumb ones. What shithole are you from?

>>13986202
this

>>13986617
Stop replying to obvious bait, jesus christ.

>>13983132
Some Heinz ketchup, Frenchs mustard, brown sugar, dash of worcestershire, tabasco

usually something like this:
Onions or leek
cheddar cheese
dijon mustard
maybe potatoes and cabbage if ive got some lying about.
Top tier poverty meal

>>13983809
no one in America eats Heinz beans

>>13983132
tortillas, cheese

>>13983132
Beans are amazing but Heinz is one of the worst brands of readymade white beans in tomato sauce I've ever had.

Drain all the sauce under pressure force, the rince in water to remove the remainder disgusting sugar paste. Then add your own non DIE a betes sauce and seasonings.

I HATE SUGAR BEANS.

Only ones id buy is mexican brands. They're not so braindead to drown it in poison.

>>13983132
Not sure about the British versions, but American baked beans are overwhelmingly sweet. I compensate by adding sweet/salty flavors to balance it out. A pretty often lunch for me is to crack open a can of baked beans and warm them up, but also to fry up a couple of sausages. Add them to the beans along with diced green onion, mustard powder, Tabasco, and a splash of worcestershire sauce. It's pretty bomb and really helps take the edge off the overwhelming sweetness.

Alright, so who's got a recipe for homemade baked beans? I like the canned beans in tomato sauce, but I want something that isn't so sweet.

>>13983132
Curry powder and frankfurters mixed in on toast with an egg on top

>>13983132
flavor

>>13983916
cold nite on tha street and finna think about them beanz

Let James May help you to pimp your beans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRqKJT8VXJk

>>13983132

A good few dollops of HP brown sauce mixed in.

>>13983132
Wash that disgusting sauce off, and make new, with spices and shit.

Also no need for Heinz. Get the generic stuff at half the price.

>>13989837

I'm not ever British but i love spam and beans. The only thing that one from the video is missing is a dash of cheddar and a russian or english mustard.

>>13983132
Bacon, obviously.

>>13983132
I put brat mustard and ketchup in them like the fat fucking slob I am

>>13990778
>russian mustard
I didn't know Russia had a particular mustard style. What's it like?

>>13983132
Simmer the beans until they start to thicken and serve with a slice or two of very well buttered bread.

Simple as.

>>13990888

English mustard has that spicy horseradish take, while Russian is more peppery, subtle vinegar and more vivid texture (but not as
visible as french)

It's all based on the condiments of the area.

pic related - It's good for a starter (in your polish/eastern european shop) but you will see the difference.

>>13990941

oh, and i forgot it's more of a sweet and spicy take.

>>13990941
I'll send this to a Russian friend, I suspect that her and her husband have never heard of this before.

>>13990941
Step aside for Colman's

Baked beans. Canned. A perfected food. Already. They can't be improved. Just fucking eat them.

>>13990961
Don't send them that image, they will start talking shit about Poland and you will get som /pol/ content

>>13990976

>Powder
C'mon, get a jar of it and slap a spoon in the stew and mix it! i know it has more "bang for a buck" but you can also smear it on a lazy grilled cheese and get wild.

>>13990999
I can't and wont argue with that, both things are true, the powder and the prepared.

>>13990999
Can't deny some trip nines

>>13990990
beanee weenees to the rescue

>>13983132
bacon

>>13991045
and mayonnaise

>>13991072
Sick fuck.

>>13991045
saw these in the store the other day
any good?

>>13983132
Strain sugar paste into a dish to feed the dog/livestock. Rinse the sugar paste residue off. Make up a chili paste and make poor man's chili

Add a little water into it so it's soupier, cut in some hot dogs, and put in some spice powder or something. That's what I usually do to my canned beanz