/ck/ - Food & Cooking

McChicken

>>13979409
Great question. Homemade banana pudding with homemade vanilla wafers.

Keto Sasages & Keto meatbaals.

>>13979409

cumcakes

Cum

Albondegas

I'd bring pic related. Then I'd kill every fattie piece of garbage that brought some kind of fast food, run them through a grinder, and sell their remains as carnivore feed at the local zoo.

boxes of deenz with a random pokemon card on the inside

100 McChickens

>>13979409
UV light

>>13979534
Where is the meat man, wtf? u gay?

I made chili dogs!

Fried kway teow

>>13979409
/k/s patented brownies of course

>>13979641
beat me to it

>>13979409
grilled cheese because I'm shy and everyone wants a grilled cheese.

>>13979425
I'd be impressed if you could make either of those things non-keto.

'go 'za

Aunt Myrnas party cheese salad

>ctrl+f shotgun
> no results

dissapoint

breakfast casserole

A big bowl of tasty disinfectant. I've heard it helps you fight the virus.

>>13979646
>beat me to it
no he beat himself into it

>>13979409
I bring butter lamb and friends platter

Anything involving cum in preparation you won't even notice.

>>13979584
>Eggs Forrest
>buttermilk biscuit made from scratch, topped with Virginia bacon, a steamed egg, and garnished with pan gravy, green onion, and fresh tomato
It's in there.

Cum brownies

Because I know most of you are disgusting fatbodies.

I hope Alice will come so we can all rape his homosexual ass

>>13979870
I'm a biological female, but I wouldn't mind that either way <4

Good lord you guys have no sense of taste- everything that's been posted so far (aside from the butter lamb) gives me every reason NOT to want to come to this shitty hypothetical dinner party.

AESTHETICS EXIST. Ya'll are hopeless..

>>13979409
Brownies. Got a killer recipe from /k/.

Nothing cuz I wouldn’t go jesus fuck imagine the smell

>>13979409
>every single person brings a tray of either mcchickens or taco bell dollar burritos

>>13980021
You and I are too old for this place my friend.

>>13980110
>>13980110
Well /ck/ does skew older.....

>>13979409
I'll bring my famous smoked air.

>>13979667
fat not-keto people put breadcrumbs in meatbaals

Borscht with beef and liver, grandma's old recipe

>>13979409
After reading about that /k/ meetup like 7 years ago with the jizz brownies, I'd rsther keep my meetings with 4skin denizens with a neutral party preparing the food

>>13979409
No knead crusty bread because I just got a dutch oven.
Some sort of slow cooked smoked meat
Cranberry-lemonade

I'll make hamburgers for everyone because /ck/ always make me laugh.

Fresh broccoli and trail mix. Maybe some beyond meat patties for later on.

>>13979409
A suckling pig and 3 keggers

>>13979646
>>13979728
Beautiful.

sardines+Philadelphia spread
cheese
dried duck breast

>>13979875
Go grapetreading and bring your feet to the party so we can collectively suckle on your toes with a nice fruity tone.

>>13979409
parched corn as an appetizer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejrQlhH9RyQ

>>13979791
That looks really good.

>>13979875
Go away, Alice.

>>13979409
I'd make a Bundt cake filled with xanax bars.

FRESH BATCH OF JENKEM TO SHARE WITH MY NIGGAS

my greek veal soup that doubles for an instant colon cleanser

>>13979875
That’s it, you’re getting raped.

>>13980945
Thanks doc.

>>13979409
biscuits and gravy
pepperoni pizza
instant coffee
alcohol free beer

>>13981066
>instant
so people just shit themselves at the dinner table?
also, post recipe

I'd take a gallon of 'vark and run along the table dumping it on all your food.

>>13979409
I'd serve crab legs

>>13979409
Gumbo or candied bacon

>>13981143
"greek" colon cleanser soup

start with one large onion, diced, as many cloves of garlic as you can tolerate, diced, baby carrots, not diced. mushrooms.
put into a big pot with some olive oil and KERRYGOLD. cook a few minutes dont let them garlics burn tho
add chunks of veal, brown
then add beef bone broth
cook an hour
add red potatoes, and more stock, cook 30 min
add chopped up zuchinni, skin on. cook 15 min

spices: oregano, thyme, hot hungarian paprika, tumeric, cayenne. glug of worcestershire. salt/pepper.

Deviled eggs

>>13979409
A nice vegetable platter, roasted, pickled, and raw. I'm not vegetarian or anything, I just like vegetables and I can make a sexy looking platter with veg that are more uncommon.

>>13979409
I'm only coming if dickered brings pattie and dino tendies brings poss. I'd bring australian snacks and lollies.

>>13979409
Springies and goonies

>>13979435
looks like tiki masala to me, how when and where did this style of chili diverge from texmex ground beef & beans?

>>13981695
honestly wouldn't mind a dinner party with milk jar guy and progun and heartsonfire and dickered+pattie but fuck dino tendies and his inauthentic attention whoring

A gun, to shoot a faggot like op.

>>13981967
That's a traditional recipe based off of the old school chuckwagon recipes.

I'd bring a bag of fastfood for keks but then pull out some Faloodeh and Bastani for my Cu/ck/s <3

>>13979409
and now for the pièce de résistance

>>13979409
There will be enough food. My wife will bring seafood Alfredo and I’ll bring Qwixx for Before dinner entertainment

>>13982171
trip fags not invited

>>13979409
homegrown, perfectly ripe, tomato sandwiches with mayo/steak with mashed potatoes

>>13982185
Fine. I didn’t realize that this was a nudist dinner.

I'd smoke a brisket with Texas post oak on my offset.

>>13979791

Fuck yea I'd go to town.

>>13980371

I'd smash but i'd bring some jalapenos if I knew what you were making.

>>13979409

>>13979791
>raw rings of red onion
do europoors really?

>>13982334
it's pretty good if you take a bite of the pickle then some red onion. the two flavors go well together and the vinegar of the pickle takes the bite off the raw onion

Napkins

>>13979409
/k/ brownies

>>13982339
I'll try it and maybe incorporate it into something. thanks for answering honestly

the official /ck/ buffet
>a chicago deep dish pizza
>a detroit style pizza
>at least 5 different chains of fast food but one has to be mcdonalds and taco bell
>that cold soup shit that russians and scandinavians eat with boiled skinless potatoes
>sardines
>5 litres of ketchup
>jacks chili
>regional bags of chips
>some pretentious half cooked steak
>regional alcoholic drinks
>a large wheel of melted european cheese
>everything you need to make a full english breakfast
>east indian egg sandwiches
>overpriced raw fish
>at least 300 hotdogs
>something from a chinese street vendor
>tika masala
>authentic mexican tacos
>several dozen pounds of ground beef for burgers
>1000 slices of american cheese

shit on a stick.

>>13979486
why would you eat soggy tortillas?

>>13981695
If I ever met Patti I would stomp it dead. I don't want things to come to that, but I would. Just a warning.

>>13979409
hurricane malt liquor and a cheese danish

>>13982400
>nothing vegan

>>13979435
A can of beans for this guy's chili.

And a roasted leg of lamb.

>>13979409
A $2 shrimp ring.
I'll also get shit faced at the open bar, fall into a table and break it, make some risque comments about anon's plus one, then never be invited back

flavored condoms

Eiernockerl. Small dumplings that have been coated in egg and fried. You shits would eat it up.

there was actually a /ck/ meetup like 9 years ago in Chicago but I think only 3-4 people showed up

>>13980355
I'd eat /ck/'s food if I was in the room watching them make it. No premade shit from home.

>>13982542
this was my favorite growing up. I came from a really poor family and when we had this I would get super excited.

>>13979435
looks like my bowel movement this morning.

>>13980110
shut the fuck up newfag

>>13980382
This is where its at

>>13979409
fairy bread and lamingtons

>>13982116
green onions ruin the side

>>13981886
Love me some springies

Banana pancakes, but NO syrup for you fat bastards!

>>13979409
Irish stew

>>13979409
Brownie Smoothies.
I've got an amazing recipe from /tg/.

>>13981398
I mean, its, so humanizing.
He just seems like a misguided guy, who could've been greater.

Fuckin shit, now you've got me sad that Hitler died, especially when I'm a fuckin jew. Fuck off man.

>>13981886
im a goon king fuck yeah

A gallon bag full of ferrero rocher

>>13979409
Walmart cupcakes

>>13983755
Care to share?

>>13979409
Surströmming.

>>13979409
Meme answer? Chili (With extra beans, of course)
Actual answer? Probably the bolognese recipe I frankensteined out of a few others.

>>13979409
everclear with a vodka chaser
maybe some bourbon for later in the cooler
>>13980243
I'm bringin spicy air as a heads up
>>13980382
hollar if you wanna start smokin that pig early and pregaming
>>13981114
>alcohol free beer
roofieer?
>>13982123
best be chick-fil-a
>>13982400
that's enough for 4 people, but what about the rest?

>>13983092
>>13983771
I'll just have to make extra since you folk will eat them all.

>>13979412
This. The perfect burger.

>>13981981
Any good cat recipes?
https://youtu.be/AFdwvggcYe0

Buger Meister Meister Burger is watching you!

a tray of brownies with one laced with drugs

I'll bring a pizza!

>>13983727
Can Skellys get Syrup?

>>13984805
NO

>>13982400
you forgot:
>tostilocos
>chili without beans
>chili with only beans
>toast sandwiches
>steel reserve

>>13979409
tater tots and fried chonch and fried clams for the fucking vegans.

>>13984830
That looks great.
Mustard greens need lovin' too.

I made brownies for everyone

>>13979409
I'll bring a cauldron full of Texas chili and put it right in the middle of the table. Then, as the lid is lifted and the chili inside is unveiled, I shall leap up onto the table with a can of beans in each hand and, to the shock and horror of everyone who bears witness, I shall slowly pour the beans into the chili.

But it isn't me, of course. It's a homeless guy I paid to put on a latex mask of my face and attend the dinner party. I'm at home, watching the scene unfold through the cameras I set up in advance. Watching and laughing as the denizens of /ck/ tear each other to shreds in a bean-induced frenzy. It's a thing of beauty.

Potato salad

>>13984899
Try harder bitch, I'll be there

>>13984914
>I'll be there
Exactly, why would I try hard if you are gonna be there. You"re the reason the I am gonna leave large pieces of the shell in there.

>>13979409
Crab legs

>>13984939
Fuck you pal, I deserve better

sips, but only orange-flavored

>>13984827
>chili that's only beans
so warm beans?
I don't see where the chili part comes in

>>13980110
shut the fuck up, 2014 isnt old unless you are 20 years old

Honduran Baleadas and tres leches.

I fucking love it when my mommy makes some, delicious, I always over eat from excitement, thankfully, I know her exact recipe

Pinto beans and bacon.

>>13979409
I tell you what i would bring that no one else here has had.

A date.

>>13981398
>rarely got up before 2pm
He's literally me

>>13985233

>>13979409
I wouldn't go. Knowing this place, a food fight is sure to break out.

>>13985233
>anon's date

imagine the vinegary shits after someone ate all of these rich fucking main dishes

Shepherd's pie obviously.
Gonna need someone else to also bring their inferior version of shepherd's pie so I can show them how it's really done.

>>13979409
I would bring the toast!

To Food and Cooking!

>>13979409
Bottle of Johnny Walker Black.

>>13979791
Looks unironically delicious

Guesstures

>>13979409
Everybody will be given 2 of these upon entry

>>13979409
i would go to these if i wasn't afraid of anon cumming in the brownies

>>13981205
Based Sneed poster

>>13979409
deenz

>>13985838
That's not food

>>13979409
Only my favorite dish, straight from mormon weeknight dinner events to your mouth:
Chicken rice and broccoli curry casserole

I don't trust any food from you fuckers