/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Prolly like 800g of lasagna

>>13986034
I remember this because I just remember how terrible the week was and I just sought escape. My wife cheated on me and left me, my dad passed away in hospital and my kid told me she hates me over the phone over some materialistic crap. I remember just giving up. I stopped caring. I got an entire baguette and a big block of salted butter and I just ate After I finished that I ordered 2 medium dominoes pizzas with pepperoni, sausage, extra cheese and jalapenos with garlic dips and cheese garlic bread. I'm obese now and eat about 5000 calories a day.

I ate about 70 wings at Hooters one night. It was an all you can eat deal and I went with friends to see who could eat the most. Based on Hooters nutritional information online, the wings alone would’ve been about 6500 calories. I probably went through a few servings of blue cheese and a few Refills of coke along with it. I’d guess the whole meal to be 8000-10000 calories.

It was actually an awful experience. I felt sick for several hours immediately after. Then I woke up the next morning still feeling full. And not like I just wasn’t hungry yet, I felt full in the same you feel full immediately after gorging yourself on food, except this was a solid 15 hours after I had finished eating. It took about 2 days to feel totally normal again all told.

Summer job as a teenager had a big cookout on the last day. For some reason I decided to eat as much food as possible. Many many hamburgers, hot dogs, brownies, slices of cake, etc.

>>13986034
I've eaten 1000+ calories of Takis in less than an hour, it was a medium sized bag. The spiciness and acidity was just so addicting I couldn't help myself.

I got stoned off my ass and ate four family-size stouffers lasagnas, came out to like 5k calories or something

>>13986043
Weak

Probably the time I ate two Subway footlongs. That was when I was really fat. Now I get completely full after eating one.

>>13986034
2 large dominos pizzas and 2 lava cakes

>>13986034
Ate at an all you can eat lunch sushi buffet for four hours. Fairly consistent eating with my friends. Store managers told us to leave or they were going to charge us for dinner buffet.

24 oz prime rib, 2 beers, the first side of fries, and the pain/discomfort until I fell asleep when we got home.

>>13986196
70 wings is probably like the equivalent of 3 chicken breast in meat

>>13986034
ate a whole box of spaghetti and jar of sauce in one sitting, as well as six pieces of garlic bread

3 buddies and I in high school went to Cici’s after winning our state tennis tournament and set out to 15 cicis pizzas at their buffet. I had to have contributed at least 4 entire pizzas myself plus those dessert cinnamon treats. It was fun but I felt like shit after even tho I was starving and coming off a lot of exercise to begin with.

>>13986278
You never learn, do you Lil Xan

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/09/27/entertainment/lil-xan-cheetos/index.html

When taco bell first came to my city they were doing free tacos on opening day as a promotion, so me and two friends went to see how many we could eat together and we got to 98 (group of middle schoolers at the table next to us got to 100). Knew the guy that was working there so he gave us free sour cream and gave us a bunch at once instead of making us come back to the line every time we wanted a new taco like he was supposed to.

>workplace christmas lunch paid for by the company
Heh nothing personal bossman

>>13986386
>Wagie’s revenge

>>13986034
8 large pizzas when I was 9 after winning a soccer tournament championship.
I was skinny back then though. Now I eat lesser volumes but at a higher frequency and am the fat.

Entire Dominoes pizza and a 2 liter of dr pepper while on acid with my buddies. Ground my teeth the whole night and fell asleep at 10AM with a sore mouth and sick from the pizza.

I used to have buffet competitions with my friends when I was younger.

Record was 16 plates at golden corral,fun night

5'11 215lbs because I know someone is about to ask

>>13986303
>stouffers lasagnas

Large pizza and wings

>>13986044
yeah but what’s the most you’ve eaten?

>>13986044
nigga. I feel that turmoil, I been in similar circumstances but that is a slow suicide. Start lifting heavy or something. Take care of yourself

>$5 chalupa box(chalupa, 5-layer burrito, taco)
>bean burrito
>nachos supreme
>tons of hot and fire sauce
>med baja blast
>washed it down with a tall can of pbr
I almost passed out from the shit fumes the next morning

I got an ultimate cheeseburger from yack in the box and loaded that bitch up with an order of jalapeno cheese bombers and just the middle parts of two tacos. Curly fries went over the top of that and I slathered ranch over the whole thing. I had to make a pit stop at Whataburger for some chicken strips with gravy and a Double Whataburger Jr by itself with just meat and cheese which I also combined with the chicken and dunked it in the gravy (2 cups)

Never felt more like a fat piece of shit in my entire life

2 family size boxes of raisin bran with enough whole milk to submerge it
2 bags lays baked potato chips
1 large little caesars pizza
1 little caesars italian cheese bread
3/4 gallon of sweet tea

probably 11000~ ish
my body can hold an infinite amount of grain and dairy so i usually avoid it

>LAN party back in high school
>We're all 16-17, just got our drivers licenses
>Drove to the city to stock up on garbage
>Stopped at Taco Bell, McDonald's, and Pizza Hut
>I ate 1 steak quesadilla, 1 chicken quesadilla, 10 mcnuggets, 1 large order of fries, 1 large cheese pizza, 1 large pepperoni and bacon pizza, 2L of Pepsi
>I didn't even eat the most, 2 people ate more than me

>>13986941
Why? That doesn't even sound enjoyable.

>>13986980
i have very bad gut cramping sometimes and my immediate instinctive response to it is to gorge on bread and dairy even though that probably makes it worse in the long run
maybe my gut bacteria are screaming for it and have too much of a dependence on it, thus getting upset when i do not provide
maybe there is no rhyme or reason behind the instinct of self destruction
whatever the cause, free will simply does not exist in the face of pizza, if it is in front of me i will eat it, and i will also eat whatever else is in front of me because of the pizza's negative satiety. my body deems this necessary.
this is why i do not often put pizza or other grain/dairy mixtures in front of me. free will is used to enact prevention, there is no cure for instinct, and instinct must only be allowed free reign in controlled circumstances. i offer one or two pizzas and one or two big bowls of cereal a month to my gut flora as a sating sacrifice so that i may live, enjoyment is not a factor.

>>13986034
Probably at a buffet. Cause if you're not leaving an AYCE buffet feeling like you're about to get sick what's even the point?

>>13986034
probably something like 1 in n out 4x4 1 double double 2x animal fries.

Either XXXL size tortilla wrap + 500gr burger and fries fries ,
Or two stirfry plates, and 2 sushi combos
I can also easily finish off 2 family sized pizzas.
You can inhale a surprising amount of food if you eat while watching something on your laptop.

>>13986044
Time to get into shape Anon and stop being a fatass.

2 footlong meatball subs from subway

>>13986303
Kek wtf

>>13986313
>not feeling full after eating one half

>18" quattro formaggio
>2 canolis
>half 10"(?) stromboli

Woke up through the night and drank at least 4 liters of sparkling water. Head was spinning, took one of the biggest shits of my life, and felt like I was about to burst. I think I weighed about 115lbs at 5'2 at the time. 107lbs now.

I'm morbidly obese and weigh 380 pounds and I'm 6'2 so naturally I can fit a lot inside. I used to binge eat and I remember one night eating an entire 40 count Bagel Bites, 2 turkey sandwiches, 8 pieces of toast, probably half of the costco size rice krispy treats so maybe 20-25~ of them, 2 of the mini banquet pot pies, like half of the gallon of goldfish that you can buy at winco. Washed it down with probably 8 mountain dews over the course of 8 hours.

I'll probably be dead within 5 years if I don't change something. Oh well

A lot

>>13986034
2 extra large Hawaiian pizzas, it was about 6000 calories not including the soda and ranch. i did it because my ex broke up with me and I was feeling really sad

>>13986313
>>13987571
anons how the fuck do you manage to feel full? every time someone mentions that feeling it looks like a foreign concept to me. I've eaten 4 footlong meatball subs in under 20 minutes on at least a dozen occasions and even that didn't manage to make me full. I've eaten 12 beefy 5 layers from taco and when I go to chipotle I order 3 burritos just for myself. I've even done a couple of those "finish a huge meal and you eat free" food challenges with relative ease

I only stop eating because if I overeat too frequently I know I'll gain weight, I'm not stopping because of any "feelings". also I'm not eating meals that big all the time, but there's nothing stopping me from doing it at any moment, even when I haven't done it in months

>>13988593

that may actually be a medical condition, my cousin had the reverse where she never got hungry

>>13987571
I'm not a faggot

>>13986196
>>13986316
I don't get how you people can eat two pizza. I get bored of it after a couple of slices, that's why I always get wings for a side.

>>13986034
10 apple pies from McDonalds in one sitting. I was going to get 9 but they upped me to 10.

>>13988618
interesting, for some reason I never considered it to be that serious but you may be onto something

>>13986034
An entire XL pizza in like 15 minutes

>>13988620
I'm not obese

>>13986034
Half a large pizza.
was a sausage crust meatlovers tho.

>>13986034
4 giant burgers, the meat alone was 3 pounds

good times

>>13986034
Skinny asiatic Mexican mutt here. I have won several eating competitions.
I once ate 12 whole pies. They ran out.
I once ate a rotissery chicken in one sitting.
I once ate two rib racks.
I won't do it again because I have grown to find it disgusting. I did it because I wanted to get big, /fit/ uh I mean /ck. I hate being so small. No matter how much I furiously ate, I never grew. Now that I eat right I'm gaining GAINZ.

>>13986034
one time when i was wasted i ate four mcdonalds triple cheeseburgers in like 20 minutes, which according to their website is about 2,080 calories, 112 grams of fat, and 4720 mgs of sodium.

that may not be the out and out most though, two of my buddies and i smoked a joint once before going to a brazilian steakhouse where they just keep bringing you meat. one of them was so stoned he kept going up to the salad bar and getting full bowls of bacon that was meant to be crumbled on the salads.

>>13989017
based

>>13989017
there used to be a hippie grocery store near me that made the most fucking amazing local free range rotisserie chickens. one time after a particularly bad day at work i stopped on my way home and got one and ate the entire thing over my kitchen sink with my bare hands, just taking huge ass bites like it was a fucking apple.

>>13986034
Yesterday I ate:
2 bacon double cheeseburgers
1 Bacon King
1 Spicy Chicken sandwich
1 large 32oz milkshake
3 big Macadamia nut cookies

Must be some Thanksgiving or holiday feast in the past. Charcuterie, soup, roasted potatoes, asparagus, lamb shanks, ham, dinner rolls, sliced bread, turkey with gravy, slice or two of pie (pecan, pumpkin or apple), topped with ice cream of course.

There's a couple instances I'd also point out where I was able to put down 2.5 pounds of Brazilian barbecue in a sitting. Being a /fit/ fag and true mesomorph in college I could do some real feats of eating. Pretty sure I've at like 1 and 1/2 extra large supreme pizzas in a sitting.

>>13986319
All you can eat sushi is fucking based. Reminds me the time some friends I and had 400 pieces of sashimi after some airsoft.

>>13986395
You did not eat 8 large pizzas at 9 years old.

>>13989142
holy fucking based

>>13988593
Tarrare? Is that you?

A whole large pizza. Or the time I ate 3 mcdoubles, 20 mcnuggets and a large fries and drink.

>>13986034
Pic related. I was celebrating so I got hammered and ate it all.

>>13986034
Right before I left for Parris Island, met up with my recruiter at beef o'bradys for wing Wednesday. I ate about 60 boneless wings and 2 sides of fries. I had dropped about 75lb to be able to join, so it felt good to just not give fuck for one day before I got slayed for 3 months.

>>13990821
Celebrated what? Finally coming out?

>>13988593
Just start by reducing the amount of food you eat gradually and slowly
Let your food set in your stomach before you indulge yet again

>>13986034
-2 regular pizzas.
-at a buffet... don't remember. about 6 servings of meat, a salad , some roast pineapple and a cuppa whisky.

>>13986044
Sausage and jalepeno is such an underrated combo. I like sausage, bacon, and jalepeno, on a thin crust with extra cheese.

>>13990832
Dropped charges.

I used to eat whole Pizza Hut large pizzas when I lived in the college dorm, almost every night. It honestly surprised the fuck out of me when I came back home and saw that I lost 15 pounds.
I only lived in the dorms for a year, been living at home ever since. I kind of miss the sense of independence I had back then. I have more money now, but I feel unfulfilled.

Probably something outrageous but i can't remember so good anymore due to alcohol abuse.

>>13988826
Is that what your BOYFRIEND told you?

>>13986550
After trips I used to always go to this Chinese place when they opened up in the morning and get orange chicken and beef and broccoli. Then when I got home I would take a shower and sleep for like 24 hours.

>>13988826
Not being obese is pretty gay ngl desu

smoked too much from a bubbler and ate a whole margarita pizza :/

>>13990940
tfw no bf

I ate an entire cheesecake while high once
Good thread btw

>>13986034
>2 creme eggs
>Pack of turkish delight
>2 cherry bakewell tarts
>Sharing bag of crisps
>1.5kg lasagne
>10 glasses of coke
>2 coke floats
>2 bowls indian gram flour snack
>2 large cinema popcorn's worth of popcorn
>Spanish hot chocolate
I was ravenous... oh yes...

>>13991508
;)

When I was younger we and two of my fat friends would order one of these and not leave until it was done. We did it a many times. I was terrible if you were the one that got giant glob of peanut butter hidden under icecream. Wed occasionally invite a fourth but they could never cut it and always had to tap out.

>>13991465
Sign the petition faggot http://chng.it/YkmKnBwn2F

>>13991538
That's so much sugar...
Did you throw up after?

>>13991563
No. I had just been on a week long camping trip with 3 niggerbrains who couldn't navigate or survive for shit so I had maybe had 3000 kcal over the entire week beforehand. I prefaced my feast with a 6 piece KFC bucket on the journey back.
I was ravenous.

>>13991569
Oh man I understand, I went on a big backpacking trip and for the few days after I would eat 1000+ calories at every meal because my body was accustomed to needing shitloads of energy. The first meal I had after it ended was the best I've ever had, I just ate like 3 tuna sandwiches with pretzels and a piece of pie

Last year around the holidays I ate an entire salmon, 4lbs of huckleberries, and a dozen succulent grubs. Then I had a nap until February.

6'4", 275, btw