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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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>> No.13979287
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>>13979286

>> No.13979429

>>13979296
Wait how does this work?

>> No.13979434

>>13979296
This is part of a movie/illusion? Could something really move that way do to heat and some bizarre circumstances or something?

>> No.13979438

>>13979286
>150g digestives
Laxatives?

>> No.13979451

>>13979438
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digestive_biscuit

>> No.13979470

Someone post Ja/ck/.

>> No.13979474
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>>13979470

>> No.13979478

>>13979292
>Cream then jam
Nah m8 fuck off.

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>> No.13979484

>>13979434
If it was a fan assisted oven sure

>> No.13979491

>>13979474
The one thing I love about jack, and it is pretty much the only thing, is that his portions are just "the whole can"

>> No.13979498
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>>13979478
Cornwall peasant begone

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>>13979480
>tfw the Holocaust wasn't real and you didn't die in it

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>> No.13979547

>>13979480
That can't taste good, stop adding more shit

>> No.13979550

>>13979286
diabeetus

>> No.13979630
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here is some ching chong food

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>> No.13979674

>>13979451
lol endosperm

>> No.13979680

>>13979474
this is the kind of chili that wins competitions

>> No.13979681

>>13979680
The meat was a year old

>> No.13979682

>>13979480
what the fuck is wrong with brazil

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>> No.13979690

>>13979526
drinking vinegars are actually pretty tasty

>> No.13979696
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>>13979681
Looks good enough to eat!

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>> No.13979730

>>13979287
>making s'mores
>using dry ass Brit biscuits instead of Chad grahams.
Just...why

>> No.13979757
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>>13979730
Should just use chocolate digestives or nice biscuits

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>> No.13979855

>>13979834
I hate these adhd cooking videos.

>> No.13979863

>>13979480
I'll take one to go. Dont bother bagging it just toss it in the trash.

>> No.13979874

>>13979660
Thats china isn't it?

>> No.13979881
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>>13979874
China does do some nice things

>> No.13979920

>>13979834
Oh noes, mommy re upped and is making baking videos again.

>> No.13979925
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>> No.13979945

>>13979925
All else aside, seaweed salad is fucking delicious

>> No.13979948

>>13979480
>How do you want your "hot dog"
>just fuck my shit up senpai

>> No.13979962
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>>13979948
igotusenpai

>> No.13980091

>>13979962
Fucking disgusting
This is worse than jack

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>> No.13980139

>>13979962
Why would anyone do this?

>> No.13980162

>>13980139
Because stupid

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>>13980139

>> No.13980304

>>13979286
that looks fucking awful

>> No.13980341

>>13979962
>all of the pumpkin spice
>no pumpkin spice left for the whipped cream

>> No.13980346

>>13979834
This is just a video for some little girls to follow along with mommy too.

>> No.13980353

Please post that german hambeast making a pizza with rows of sausages, barely cut blocks of cheese and chocolate

>> No.13980383

>no eggking
shit fucking thread

>> No.13980441

>>13980383
No EggGods, no EggKings.

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>>13980383
Since you asked, The Egg King.

>> No.13980502

>>13979286
What is even the point of the oil and food coloring? How makes these garbage videos?

>> No.13980506

>>13980346
Really, what tipped you off? Was it the fact that the recipe is by Pinkie Pie?

>> No.13980510

>>13980464
b&r LA Beast poster

>> No.13980514

>>13980502
It's for the appearance. That is to resemble yolk and egg white, like in the Creme Egg.

>> No.13980527

>>13979286
This is threatening to give me diabeetus just by looking at it

>> No.13980543

>>13979480
>oh fuck he's putting CORN on this bitch?
>it's only 20 seconds into a 2 minute video

Oh god

>> No.13980754

>>13979881
looks legit
id take a parasite or two for that

>> No.13981022

>>13979480
The end part is like at the end of the movie after the credits when yougety a close up of the bad guy's body and his eyes suddenly open.

>> No.13981050

>>13979286
It's just mixing a bunch of candy together

>> No.13981068

>>13979666
I also enjoy grimy dirt smeared thumbs being shoved into my mouth.

>> No.13981074

>>13979730
we don't have graham crackers over here, and all biscuits are dry

>> No.13981092

>>13980464
>Evening Melodrama begins playing in the background

>> No.13981324

>>13979962
Wait, why is there a glass of mil-NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.13981337

>>13979962
lewd

>> No.13981380

>>13980139
The video says not to.

>> No.13981606

>>13979653
What is that?

>> No.13981634

>>13979666
Sup Satan. I liked how even the guy carrying the auto rifle in the background looks scared.

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>> No.13981705

>>13981074
>we don't have graham crackers over here
I'm sorry

>> No.13981844

>>13981606
turk food, it's sheep stomach I believe

>> No.13981916

>>13979721
>nig nog actually comes up with a good recipe for baked or slow cooked pork
>lets go full english and boil out oll dat flavah from de herbs we putz in.
Why ?

>> No.13981939

>>13981916
A lot of traditional cooking is done through boiling because its fast, the water holds enough heat to cook a lot at once, and the water can be used repeatedly getting more flavorful over time.
Its shitty, but it makes sense if you are making Papaya stew for your family in a small village.

>> No.13981976

>>13981916
>boil out the flavor
It's a stew retard, the flavor is literally still there.

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>> No.13982036

>>13980180
>jacked

>> No.13982081

>>13980506
Bruh I don't follow eceleb bullshit

>> No.13982098

>>13981976
theres a reason you garnish a stew with herbs instead of just boil them. the best you can do if you want to unlock even more flavor is steep them but theres no point in putting non dried herbs into a stew unless you dont want to taste them and just want to add some background complexity.

>>13981939
That doesnt seem to math out. its one thing if you want to save the moisture, which given persistance hunting maybe you do, but less water to heat is less energy needed, and noggers already have the most based of primitive cooking techniques mastered; the bananaleaf bury. maybe they cant afford banana leaves anymore because of all the hipsters buying them.

>> No.13982124

>>13979881
I kept waiting for this to cut to Mr Wu collecting gutter oil after the guy said how much he enjoyed the lard

>> No.13982138

>>13982029
Weirdo
He also bites his nail and then touches food.

>> No.13982150

>>13979665
>try to eat a live animal
>it fights back
>"oh no how could this happen"

>> No.13982151

>>13979630
it kills the crab

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>>13979286
Did someone say ja/ck/?

>> No.13982174

>>13979296
The power of crust compels you!

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>> No.13982234

>>13979962
I'd rather shove this up my ass than in my mouth

>> No.13982243

>>13982202
i would slam this faggot in the face if he did this to me

>> No.13982257

>>13979480
why

>> No.13982261

>>13982243
No you wouldn't.

>> No.13982284

>>13982166
this is it, the most retarded man in the world

>> No.13982287

>>13982243
the virgin customer

>>13982202
the chad ice cream vendor

>> No.13982290

>>13982284
I still think it's some kind of weird performance joke. No one can be that retarded and incompetent.

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>> No.13982314

>>13979474
I dont know If I loathe anyone more than him

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>> No.13982316

>>13982029
it can't be .... the crepe king has returned!

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>> No.13982318

>>13982301
>>13982304
>>13982307
Almost all of those look like retarded meme garbage.

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>> No.13982333

>>13979630
That one's better in reverse.

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>> No.13982358

>>13982029
The cocaine in this guys city must be amazing

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>> No.13982363

>>13982166
Theres not a single frame in this thats not wrong

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>> No.13982369

>>13982338
I will never understand this. Crust is the best part of sandwich.

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>> No.13982384

>>13982371
>>13982372
>>13982377
>>13982380
>>13982383
Hannibal cooking scenes are such pure kino.

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>> No.13982391

>>13979286
disgusting

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>> No.13982477

>>13982166
Why the fuck does he punch the egg?

>> No.13982484

>>13982477
He's probably seen it some recipe video and now tries to emulate it very badly.

>> No.13982510
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>>13979480
Reminds me of a joke.
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything"

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>>13982510
Anyway, after they've both had a good laugh the man gets his 'dog. Pays with a twenty.
But doesn't get any money back.
"Hey, what gives. Where's my change?"
"Sorry," says the hotdog vendor "but change can only come from within."

>> No.13982556
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Tonight at 21:00UTC (delays likely) /ck/ will face /tg/ in the first match of our spring babby cup ru.

stream can be found here
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

get hype

>> No.13982559

>>13979730
digestives are the king of biscuits faggot

>> No.13982560
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>>13982124
>the guy

>>13982340
Jesus Christ, Cranston. It's only a ham and cheese sangewedge.

>> No.13982561

>>13980464
his hands are huge O_o

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>>13982317
>sam the reddit guy

>> No.13982575

>>13982556
Nice. Good luck boys.

>> No.13982578

>>13982561
I want them in me. Both of them.

>> No.13982592

>>13982307
Most of that 'hot food' or supposed to be eaten hot will end up being cold by the time you get to it. I hate massive portions cause of this, just get a platter for the mates and call it even

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>>13981074
>we don't have graham crackers over here
What the fuck is wrong with your country

>> No.13982610

>>13982601
We don't need them, we have Digestives

>> No.13982619

>>13979526
Meh, I would just infuse vodka with it.

>> No.13982635

>>13981606
>>13981844

They are geoducks.

>> No.13982680

>>13979287
Eng-
Dropped

>> No.13982723

>>13982340
BRAVO VINCE!

>> No.13982748

>>13981074
if you're an ausfag, use digestive biscuits for a crust, and for other purposes use arnotts marie biscuits.

>> No.13982750

>>13982138
I think that was him doing a bump of coke off of his pinky

>> No.13982778

>>13979474
How to get depression in 48 seconds

>> No.13982865

>>13982560
Best food itt

>> No.13982963

>>13982560
Goddamn. That looks amazing.

>> No.13982981

>>13980464
His best video is probably the gummi bear one.

>> No.13983005
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reminder as time draws closer
>>13982556

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>>13982556

one hour until the matchday starts, quite a few hours more until /ck/ takes the pitch

>> No.13983655

>>13983471
>>13983005
Fuck off out of my thread.

>> No.13983665

>>13982635
they are not, they are sheep stomachs.

>> No.13983692

>>13982174
Great post

>> No.13983719

>>13982243
Worked and seething

>> No.13983741

>>13979668
Is that a tranny on the right?

>> No.13983748

>>13979689
Ha, i just watched this. The absolute madlad

>> No.13983758

>>13979665
Japan or China?

>> No.13983773
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>>13979689

>> No.13983803

>>13982243
You wouldn't do shit

>> No.13983855

Anyone got the butter turkey one?

>> No.13983863

>>13979730
There needs to be a stronger word for Chad for instances like this.

>> No.13983883

>>13979925
>Not serving this with jarred horseradish and not fresh grated horseradish.

Absolute swill. I'll shall have the cook horse whippped!

>> No.13983960

>>13979296
>Docking Scene from Interstellar.webm

>> No.13983963

>>13983803
Try me

>> No.13983997

>>13983963
No ice cream for you

>> No.13984001
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>> No.13984021

>>13984001
What the complete fuck

>> No.13984072
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>>13979286

>> No.13984074

>>13984072
>point of the clip is chewing noises
>post without audio

why?

>> No.13984092
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13984092

>>13980116
>that filename

>> No.13984108

>>13984074
webm's get muted when not on /gif/ or /wsg/
Both of you are newfags for not knowing that.

>> No.13984109
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13984109

>>13979721
>boiled meat

>> No.13984112

>>13984108
I meant why post it at all. And webms don't get muted, audio webms canot be posted

>> No.13984158

>>13984109
God I wish I was under her

>> No.13984199

>>13982981
The kombucha one is better

>> No.13984235
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>>13984158

>> No.13984282

>>13982368
>every chick on ceekay

>> No.13984369
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13984369

one match abiut ~40 minutes or so until /ck/ plays against /tg/ in the 4ch*n spring babby cup
>https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html
for stream

wtf is this?
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/FAQ

>> No.13984399
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13984399

>>13984369
Shan't

>> No.13984458

>saw some brie for cheap
>buy it
>tried to eat it
>couldn't
>threw it out
>had no idea i had to heat it up
oops

>> No.13984464

>>13982029
He's having so much fun*

>> No.13984471
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13984471

>>13982166
Is that egg rotten? The fuck?!

>> No.13984484

>>13979474
Since when is that mushy mess chilli?

>> No.13984488

>>13982243
why would you be such a sore loser?

>> No.13984490

>>13984399
Everything about this is so sloppy
The idea
The video
The preparation
The outcome

>> No.13984494

>>13982369
They're meant to be light. Served for afternoon tea before a main meal later in the evening.

But besides that, crusts are in no way the best part of a sandwich.

>> No.13984501

>>13979653
I'd like to make her my wife

>> No.13984517
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>> No.13984523

>>13982029
Wheres the guy that used to always reply to this with the Fry picture? I miss him now

>> No.13984545

>>13984282
Not me :)

>> No.13984552

>>13984523
I miss inb4 guy who would list every popular /ck/ webm

>> No.13984560

>>13984021
are you fucking twelve? it's a stuntman shot, retard.

>> No.13984566

>>13984560
>Made popular by rugby players, the stuntman shot is the baddest ass shot you will ever take. You snort a line of salt, followed by a shot of tequilla. You then squeeze lime juice into the eye and take a punch to the face from an opposing teams (or a friend if youre not a rugger) player.

I don't approve

>> No.13984567

>>13984517
I love how that guy at the end took half a bite and put it back down

>> No.13984575
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>>13979292
The whitest hands known to modern science.

She is either:
1. formerly obese.
2. Super deep into identity politics.
3. Deeply ashamed for shit she had no involvement in.
4. Ah man gahd such a geek, Lawlz.
5. All of the above.

>> No.13984579
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>> No.13984587
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13984587

>>13984575
lel

wypipo be like i want my food all edible an sheeeiit

it really do be like that

>> No.13984613

>>13984560
I'm 32 i never saw shit this gay before

>> No.13984619
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13984619

>>13984613
>I'm 32

lmao fuck off granddad

>> No.13984622

>>13979680
unless it's fucking rigged

>> No.13984676

>>13984619
Suck my dick bitch i will literally rape you

>> No.13984680
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13984680

>>13984676
Nice micro-aggression, enjoy prison

>> No.13984730

>>13979292
those are so fucking close wtf

>> No.13984734

>>13984680
that is already a macro aggression my dude

>> No.13984785
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>>13984494
It's only not the best part when you're eating some shitty white bread which is unhealthy as fuck.

>> No.13985070

>>13979660
Number 15

>> No.13985109

>>13980105
But why

>> No.13985229

>>13982301
>>13982304
>>13982307
>meme fusions and normal food but a lot of it

>> No.13985393

>>13984112
wrong. but I cant prove you wrong. all my webms are pony

>> No.13985398

>>13984399
>nigger hands
>cheese

>> No.13985438

>>13982635
stuffed sheep stomach

>> No.13985560

>>13984471
He's trying to separate the egg yolk from the white.

>> No.13985595

>>13980180
Almost thought that was going to say Doritos Blacked.

>> No.13985926

>>13984579
I've been seeing this on the bread reddit for the past few weeks. Did this really originate from buzzfeed? Also I'm convinced that everyone that bakes bread at home and posts it one reddit is just doing it for reddit points. Like this garden focaccia.

>> No.13985991

>>13983741
It's a count the hotdog puzzle.

>> No.13986002

>>13979429
>>13979434
Seems like it's not "spinning", but that it's rolling the edge in a spinning pattern.

>> No.13986011

>>13982556
>>13983005
nobody gives half a fuck about this gay shit

>> No.13986035

>>13982315
This show was and still is shit.
>one unhealthy diet vs. another unhealthy diet

>> No.13986039

>>13982317
this looks pretty good

>> No.13986070

>>13982315
What's the context here?

>> No.13986072

>>13980091
>>13980139
>Don't get that it's an intentional troll

>> No.13986092

>>13981916
It a lot of recipes, you do a short boil to extract the nasty stuff. It's a common first step for pho and tonkatsu broths. Versus the technique of just doing one cook and skimming it off the top.

>> No.13986105

>>13984545
same lmao

>> No.13986113

>>13982318
Sweet Martha's cookies is legit. $16 for an overfilled bucket fresh out of the oven.

There's also an all-you-can-drink milk stand, $2 for a cup.

>> No.13986139

>>13982328
>Uses a chinese knife like a european one

>> No.13986142

>>13981022
kino

>> No.13986146

>>13982331
>McDonalds hash browns
What the actual fuck?

>> No.13986200
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13986200

>>13986113
Hail and well met, fellow connoisseur of foods on a stick! Until I moved out of our great state, the week before Labor Day was always when I got about 20% of my calories for the year.

I remember when the all-you-could drink milk was 50¢ and we could drink it sitting in actual tractors on Tractor Hill. Now that I'm old the tractors are gone and the food somehow seems less exciting, too.

>> No.13986248

>>13984471
I'd say it's probably too fresh, egg whites get looser over time. Plus he's an idiot.

>> No.13986257

>>13984458
You can, but it is pretty tasty at room temp. I usually make a meal of a decent size wedge, some hard salami, and dried fruit and/or tomatoes, with some triscuits to spread the cheese on.

>> No.13986289

>>13986200
Last couple times I was there they had a ton of ancient tractors out and running.

>> No.13986354

>>13984587
Thought that webm was gonna go in a completely different direction.

>Partner goes out and cheats
>Cooking cuck sits there with shitty half finished food

>> No.13986582

>>13979962

WHITE WOMEN

>> No.13986628
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13986628

>>13979287
>English

>> No.13986645

>>13984575
You should be a detective so that you can get shot to cover up a crime, one that's probably less of a sin than your existence

>> No.13986666

>>13982243
Ow the edge

>> No.13986675
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>> No.13986679
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13986679

This is DELICIOUS!

>> No.13986682

>>13986070
They have a fatty and an anorexic prepare their meals and the swap plates.

>> No.13986688

>>13982301
>>13982304
>>13982307
Half that shit is Satanic

>> No.13986693

>>13982332
What is she doing to those poor cinnabuns?

>> No.13986700

>>13979296
HAX!

>> No.13986711

>>13986679
No it isn't. That literally looks like a log of shit after eating a heaping plate of spaghetti.

>> No.13986714

>>13979689
Badlands at it again

>> No.13986718

>>13986679
Stop mixing mushrooms and nut butters together and calling it meat. It resembles a curry recipe more than a meatloaf.

>> No.13986739

>>13982202
He isn't wearing gloves

>> No.13986742
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>>13986679

>> No.13986788
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>> No.13986800

>>13984680
All that work for a cake that ends up looking like shit from Nailed It!. What a disaster.

>> No.13986803

>>13984785

>go to phillipines
>all uggo 3rd worlders
>no half white cuties like this
>end up spending money for hookers on food and shit
>worst trip ever, saved only by Jolibees.

>> No.13986806
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>>13986711
>>13986718
>>13986742
To be fair, you need to accompany it with some nice vegan eggs.

>> No.13986808
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>>13986803

>> No.13986809

>>13986679
>Savory jello tube with mushroom chunks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNJcG8XYusE

>> No.13986810

>>13986679

That looks more like my after grog bog than salami. Fucking vegans. Meat is disgusting, so naturally I need everything I eat to look and taste as close to meat as possible.

Retards.

>> No.13986815
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13986815

>>13986809
You called?

>> No.13986817

>>13986788
Smooth, over-mixed batter. Your brownies have already failed.

>> No.13986819

>>13986808

Except I went for dudes not yuck flaps.

>> No.13986821
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13986821

>>13986819
My apologies

>> No.13986824

>>13986815
Or, just eat fucking chorizo.

Fuck.

>> No.13986826

>>13984579
Why kosher salt? It lacks iodine, which is a very essential nutrient that is only provided in SOME natural water sources and fish - and kosher salt adds literally no benefit.

>> No.13986828

>>13986821
And to pay for sex, not find the one.

And these are the 3rd world uggos I spoke of, not the cuties.

>> No.13986829

>>13986824
Chorizo is haraam anon

>> No.13986832

>>13986815
Vegans torture society with these recipes.

>> No.13986833
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13986833

>>13986828

>> No.13986835

>>13986829
Glad I am not a muslim cuck then ay?

>> No.13986837

>>13986815

I can't talk shit that actually looks kind of good when it's done. Not 100% on the cinnamon though

>> No.13986838
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13986838

Ah, I feel like eating octopus sashimi, I'll ask this guy to cut some.

>> No.13986840

>>13986833
Yeah, no

Their maccas was actually pretty gross.

>> No.13986841

>>13986835
Not a Muslim yet. In the very near future, following the word of the Prophet (pbuh) will no longer be optional

>> No.13986846

>>13986826
Most recipes are built around kosher because it's easier to measure properly, and doesn't taste like fucking iodized salt. It also pinches and scatters way better.

>> No.13986853

>>13986841
Yeah no. I would kill you and failing that, myself before I dumbed myself down enough to be a filthy muzza.

>> No.13986855

>>13986853
>convert or die

Sounds like the plan is working

>> No.13986862

>>13986855
Well considering how many scumbags are converting, yes it seems so. Doesn't mean I will cave. You will win the war, I will win my battle. That is all that matters to me.

>> No.13986905

>>13986841
>>13986853
>>13986855
>>13986862
>LARPers

>> No.13986918

>>13984001
I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

>> No.13986950

>>13986833
Why does Asia have so many fast fook cuck commercials? Honest question... because Jollybee has one like this as well. Is it the imbalance between the young male and female population?

>> No.13986953

>>13986950
Jolibee has two, both in this very thread

>> No.13986989

>>13979292
>Jam on the cream
You fukin' wot m8

>> No.13986997

>>13979480
It just keeps getting worse

>> No.13987003

>>13979962
At least this one has the decency to inform you it's trash at the beginning of the video

>> No.13987053

>>13979286
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.13987056

guys I really want to roll a rose blunt for my girlfriend for her birthday, we both just got our medical cards
Where can I get organic grown roses? I don't know anyone that just grows them in their backyard, I live in AZ

>> No.13987068

>>13985109
Don't need to employ a cashier anymore.

>> No.13987069

>>13984501
Get in line.

>> No.13987074
File: 2.89 MB, 360x360, Flower Sushi Roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
13987074

>>13987056
>roll
>rose

igotusenpai

>> No.13987076

>>13982315
Gotta admit I watched this as a guilty pleasure.

>> No.13987084

>>13982368
how is mukbang even interesting if the food doesn't seem to be way too much for the chick?

>> No.13987201

>>13986815
>>13986837
it's like a cross of falafel and curry

>> No.13987216

>>13979498
>>13979292
why do these facebook OMGBECKY vid fuckers always use self raising flour then add in extra baking powder anyway
defeats the purpose of self raising flour

>> No.13987269

>>13986011
Kill yourself faggot newfag cunt

>> No.13987570

>>13986806
>soy soy soy
wonder what its like to be a soyim.

>> No.13988290

>>13986113
My man!
Although you and your group better be hungry. After an hour they are nowhere near as good.

>> No.13988374

>>13982301
Why does that cunt do the thing where she bulges her eyes and looks left and right, what the fuck is that?

>> No.13988388

>>13982510
>>13982516
what is this show? How have they not won the Darwin Award yet?

>> No.13988411

>no king of egg fort
?!?!?!

>> No.13988506

>>13986821
his friend was cuter than the bride. flips be stupid.
Damn it.

>> No.13988545

>>13986950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQsMp4Oo6xM

>> No.13988561

>>13987074
>95% rice
>Too big to eat in one bite

>> No.13988568

>>13988290
Eat enough to close the lid, you got cookies for the week.

>> No.13988583

>>13982556
Stop post this autistic shit faggot

>> No.13988604

>>13988545
10x better than any superbowl series of commercials. Thanks for sharing, anon.

>> No.13988648

>>13987084
Exactly