/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That's probably the best thing he ever made.

>>13988781
>>13988781
is the whole point of this guy that he is retarded or something? wtf?

beautiful and may I say keto. bon appetite

Someone post a webm of him cutting his soup with scissors in his latest video

>>13989194
So cute

>>13989213
Too bad it haven't killed her.

>>13989194
all that goes through my head when I see her is - 'genetic material inadequate'
I would still cum on her face for maybe 3 months and then leave

Started eating bugs yet /ck/?

>>13989305
no you wouldn't, she has a boyfriend who's more handsome and successful and interesting than you

>>13989330
thats ok
now that I think about it I probably wouldnt cum on her, she'll probably spaz out while I unload and make a mess

"spaz out"

She gave birth to a kid this year. Do you think she doesn't know what sex is?

>>13989359
That looks amazing

>>13989369
are you blind
shes a legit spastic

>>13989373
That thing really bombed.

>>13989391
You're the one that needs your eyes fixed bigot.

>>13988994
Is this where tapeworms come from? The hell is he making?

>>13988781
please tell me that meat is at least a year old. I like his liberal application of tumeric.

>>13989155
beans are not keto but I love jack

so is his right hand just completely dead now? it looks like he can't move it at all.

though I have to say, at least he didn't put some weird shit in there like a half a bottle of ranch dressing to make it "zesty"

>>13989415
No, tapeworms generally come from eating meat laced with eggs of farm animals that get contaminated by consuming human feces.

>>13988781
HOW MUCH FUCKING TURMERIC DID HE DUMP IN THERE

>>13989431
jack isnt full keto
he *leans* keto

>>13989359
kinda comfy, the grandad or whoever first put that on the menu must have learned it working in a mess hall for a mining company or the army or something.

>>13989343
i can never decide if Featureman is being genuine or just pranking us. He did make a song about wanting to get more internet porn spam after all. In any case, that looks like some legit Depression-Era inspired food. It's an interesting contrast to our overindulgent contemporary lives, where it's unremarkable to buy a $5 coffee every day.

>>13989343
why the flour?

>>13989383
I want to call this "stupid normie shit" but it's actually pretty cool. Dude has a nice view from his yard as well.

>>13989316
Shrimps and Lobsters are bugs. They literally eat trash like cockroaches too!

>>13989453
Garbage plate is depression era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc8sm5-4qDs&t

>>13989466
most food you eat eats trash.

>>13989448
I also lean Keto, I used to use a lot of beans in my Chili, now I only use 1 can in an entire pot. Cannelini/white for turkey chile and the occasional pinto or black bean when I mix in pork or beef
Pureed chickpeas make a nice addition as well

>>13988781
that is a distressing amount of turmeric

>>13989464
he is a cool guy, it's not his fault that dumb redditors love his stuff

>>13989330
they got married and had a child

>>13989489
wow, theres something about this thats very very depressing but I cant put my finger on it
it just has that atmosphere of grimness, very disconcerting, very unsettling
if I came home and my gf made me this I'd go into a melancholic panic attack

>>13989489
>set
>rest
>rest
>proof

>>13989535
Just a focaccia

>>13989538
Have you ever baked before

>>13989538
Baby never baked bread.

>>13989548
disgusting.

>>13989551
>>13989561
Seems like a pain in the ass

>>13989535
Reddit has become obsessed with that kind of focaccia. I'm pretty sure it's bread made for photographs and not eating since all the toppings are dispersed in such a way that every piece will have something different.

>>13989548
>multicolored whisk
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
i dont know why but that pissed me off. And fuck all your colored silicone utensils too

>>13989489
1 liter of olive oil

>>13989565
>Mix dough
>cover dough for an hour and allow to rise
>punch dough down
>shape into loaf
>give it another hour to rise
>throw in oven
It's so easy a monkey could do it.

>>13989162
I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

>>13989213
Does anybody have the one of the guy doing this and getting his teeth knocked out

>>13989359
>americans can't get garbage pla-

>>13989592
I counted 10 tbsp of oil. Which is about 5 ounces.

>>13989338
>TFW no hot lava gf to hug me until I pop
It's not fair bros

>>13989625
What a waste of scallops.

>>13989415
it's spaetzle

>>13989646
I could hug u bro
Until you pop~

>>13989324
Yeah, I'm thinking it's time for some honey udon

>>13989338
hungry boye

>>13989655
Kill yourself tranny faggot

>>13989305
>all that goes through my head when I see her is - 'genetic material inadequate'
>I would still cum on her face for maybe 3 months and then leave

>>13989466
>eats vegetables which are grown using literal shit
>waaaahhh lobster eat bug

>>13989689
Who's this thicc semen demon

>>13989707
How is this a gotcha, their argument basically agrees with you unless you are actually saying you shouldn't eat veggies because they eat shit.

>>13989711
She runs a clothing site based around plus size clothing.
https://bigbottombehavior.com/

>>13989575
>guys look reddit talks about it so you should hate it! I have screenshots for proof!
You faggots who whine about what goes on at reddit are the only people here who use reddit. Nobody else cares what they do. Stop trying to distance yourself and just admit you use that faggy site so we can call you a faggot and move on

>>13989685
hahaha

>>13989456
Why do I always laugh at this

>>13989691
What are those?

>>13989732
>so we can call you a faggot
Jokes on you. I'm bisexual I'll suck your dick given the chance.

>>13989626
That's about 600 kcal.

>>13989172

>>13989737
cuttlefish
most intelligent creature below man
out of respect I refuse to eat them or any other cephalopod

>>13989760
Aren't dolphins the most intelligent?

>>13988994
Spätzle werre presst, ned gschabt!

>>13989426
Considering it's post stroke, probably not.

>>13989535
Why? What's wrong with you? It's just bread.

>>13989750
this would be fine if it was intentional but you justknow.jpg that Jack didn't intend for it to be that rare and he's just pretending to be unfazed because he wants to look cool

>>13989759
what the fuck

>>13989840
Why the fuck do people like this guy?

>>13989854
His "fans" are Christian boomers just like him

>>13989826
>asparagus and radish bread

>>13989759
Is he trying to cut the liquid?

>>13988781
Who the fuck puts ANY turmeric in chili?

>>13989911
>Look how juicy it is!

>>13989728
oh god no

>>13989597
He just wants to feel alive, anon.

>>13989826
I think I know what it is
seeing a landscape made out of food feels like a mockery of nature
its like making a fleshy teddybear out of actual bear meat, in essence recreating a cadaver in the image of the living thing, its deeply unsettling
it also makes no culinary sense to lay out the ingredients like that so it feels like both a mockery of food and the sanctity of nature, it is insufficient as a medium of both visual art and culinary art and overall just fills me with the feeling of despair reminding me that life is an ephemeral abstracted canvas

>>13989643
He can't even eat a taco right WTF!

>>13989771
Debatable. Cephalopods are REALLY smart, but also basically alien. Dolphins are more relatable, but also rapey as fuck.

>>13989966
Whatever you're taking, reduce the amount by half because it's fucking you up

post jack's biggest atrocity l wanna see how bad it really is

>>13989985
Remember that you asked for this

>>13989985
My pick.

>>13989998
>using a kitchen knife to cut wood

>>13989338
what a waste of a superior food product

>>13989998
>it just broke
>continues trying to use it

>>13989990
>>13989998
>>13990004
Why are fats like this?

>>13988994
Now that's what I call instant noodles.

>>13990004
>crushes up the crisps first
>no other fillings to contrast with the crisps, just crumbs and butter

This made the Queen weep

>>13989383
>>13989464
It would be a lot better without the shit eating grin on his face. Still want to try this though.

>>13990068
I have no idea how to open a coconut.

>>13990068
to be fair theres no way to open a mature coconut without clamps
they did ok, but still women so 4/10

>>13990004
>smears soy oil onto bread
>scrapes crumb-infused soy oil back into tub
>takes a fresh scoop of non-crumbed soy oil from the other side of the tub

>>13988781
do black people really do this??

>>13989433
>leave raw cookie dough in a hot car for an hour
Someone please do this and report back.

>>13989383
Why is ben shapiro so happy?

>>13989489
What's wrong with this? Looks pretty tasty to me.

>>13990279
Have tried them all. they technically work but there's no need

>>13989733
JIMMINY CRICKET. Someone needs to tell this nibba that you can't prepare ground meat rare.

>>13990285
oh no

SO much powder

>>13989639

>>13989966

>>13989966
Based.

>>13989966
I want some of your stuff

>>13990330
hollywood should be carpet bombed

>>13990330
> i wanna taste the cheese
It is

>>13989966

>>13990343
There are no Jews here, a Frenchman and a Turk

>>13990095
We call this CREMAH

>>13990117
Divorce really fucks you up

>>13990403
never married... he's a ahem... confirmed bachelor

>>13990387
Holy shit this is stupid.

>>13989464
I want to call you an "incel faggot", so I will.

>>13990413
I'm not convinced this qualifies as either meat or loaf

>>13990364
do l need to carve the pig while it's still alive for the authentic chinese tortured animal flavor?

>>13990424
Technically you can just terrify it for a few days before a regular slaughter to get the same effect, but some people insist on going authentic

>>13989338
It's not the same without the music

Here, have the version with sound.
https://files.catbox.moe/a1vssu.mp4

>>13990347
yes

>>13989840
Why does he just plop a meaty fist knuckle-first on the cheese when he tries to cut it? Do Americans actually learn to cut like that instead of grasping the object?

>>13990424
> carve
why have you reminded me
i want so much to forget it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IosV-puaDDw

>>13989728
"""""plus""""" """""sized"""""

>>13990295
>focaccia
All that work for literally the easiest bread to make.

>>13990456
That's actually the correct way to cut things. Keep your finger tips tucked in or pointed down so you avoid cutting your fingers. His technique looks retarded but it's actually correct.

>>13990469
I'll be damned. I always use my fingertips but I curve my finger so that my knuckles act as a sort of guard.

>>13990464
Well it ain't minus sized.

>>13990469
Also I'm going to add that the main point of that technique is usually for when you are cutting things fast and close. Which is what Jack isn't doing.

>>13989966
I agree.

I feel the same about the turducken

>>13989373
Fun fact : he was sued for this video

>>13990543
What do you mean - sued. For what?

>>13990105
>>13990084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9bXoOa1qTg
Hit on the eyes you goons

>>13990559
https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/7759025/telebrands-corp-v-giveme-inc/

>>13990559
The panini press omelette maker thing. It blew up in his video so the company was going to sue because Jack's video made it look like the product can just randomly explode on you. When the truth is that Jack used it improperly in his video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGzMkaH4VCs

>>13990572
fuck wrong video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQU6o4ooL5E

>>13990559
He's using the cooper chef, you are supposed to not latch it while cooking , jack latch anyway after it's exploded (twice) he called the product defective and dangerous. The company sued him (bcs he have a large audience) and he was forced to re made another video

original video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGzMkaH4VCs

remade :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGleZj-w59Y

>>13990579
His redo video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGleZj-w59Y

>>13989338
>he doesn't cook with lava

>>13990621

does anybody have some disgusting mukbang?

>>13990643
i have some disgusting gangbang if u want
real nasty midget shit

>>13990643

>>13990653

>>13990655

>>13990658
>>13990655
>>13990653
Nobody wants to watch one of these fucking things, let alone three.

>>13990074
For me this is peak Jack. The lack of a child's understanding of displacement, the stone cold oil. Should have sent a poet.

>>13990643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2c9q6zVp-I&t=

bug lady eating a cat

>>13989343
love me some featureman

>>13989314
i fucking hate backwards asian culture

>>13989338
>"I now know why you cry"

>>13990694
>quick and easy guacamole
So all guacamole?

oh wait, what is this.

>>13990674
people say this this “cultural food”,it’s not. I share the same culture as her and in no way do we ever eat these foods unless living in an extremely impoverished area with little to no food and she clearly is not in a financial state where she has to do this. She’s doing this all for show and it’s sick. edit: further explanation- eating cats is outlawed where she lives. she is getting it unethically and her own government even told its citizens to not eat cat because of rabies risk,the issue is ethical consumption. there’s a difference between consuming livestock raised for consumption as opposed to finding an animal and eating it for show.

>>13990707
And it's longer and more complicated than making guac using tools.
Veganism causes brain retardation

>>13990722
Well in the UK you're not allowed to legally own anything sharper than a teaspoon (and that requires a photo ID and license to purchase), so you have to be creative to make things.

>>13989625
why didn't they just put the stuff in when they cooked the cornbread thef irst time???

>>13990737
Because that's the way Momma made it

>>13990802
How does he get out?!

>>13989911
Perfect medium rare tbqh

>>13990932
Why would he?

>>13990938
Yeah, that's a good point.

>>13990932
He just uses the eggsit.

>>13990802
THE EGGMAN!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHzVHmmHHPk

>>13990279
Pro tip: make a burrito, wrap it in foil, stick it on your car dash, fuck around with your friends, come back and boom, a hot meal.

>>13989759
Did he suffer another stroke?

>>13991026
No. His arm still hasn't recovered from that stroke back in 2018.

>>13989979
>but also basically alien
not remotely.

>>13991026
probably
recipe said cut sauce with water
he must have thought cut the sauce with a scissor

>>13991038
That is sad. Jfc... smDh

>>13989412
Go back

>>13990279
Dude, people die in cars cuz they get too hot. It's against the law to leave babies and animals in cars. Of course it would slow bake cookie dough.

>>13991073
No bigots on 4channel

>>13990807
What did I just watch.

>>13989759
He's cutting up whole canned tomatoes

UM JANNIES THIS THREAD HAS BEEN UP ALL DAY WHY WONT YOU DO YOUR JOBS AND ARBITRARILY BAN THIS ECELEB THREAD (EVEN THOUGH ALL OTHER COOKING YOUTUBERS ARE ALLOWED)?

>>13991095
Kill yourself niggerfaggot

>>13991111
I don't have time for single IQ bigots.

>>13991107
Laura In The Kitchen is mai waifu

>>13991135
> not sara
Degenerate.

>>13990732
>make something that tastes absolutely nothing like a dish but kinda vaguely looks similar
>its dish but vegan lol

>>13991135
more like floora in the bitch-en

>>13991155
>>13991159
*shouts with an Italian accent in your direction*

>>13990584
>>13990579
>>13990543
what a stupid lawsuit. clearly they just wanted to spook him, there's no way he would've been found liable

>>13991162
Yeah pasta peperdocello faggotini

Sara is the ck queen

>>13991177
simplysara
yas queen forever
fuck tha haters

>>13991195
You can see that she has a big heart.

>>13990391
>insists on having his dead arm ON the table which highlights the dead arm on video

>>13990584
What's the point of having a latch then other than securing it during storage? Idiots are bound to do what Jack did anyway. Maybe who ever designed this piece of shit should've made it so that a high pressure situation wouldn't be possible.

>>13991164
>there's no way he would've been found liable

>>13989489
such a waste of dough, could have made pizzas with it

>>13991098
A hustle, baby.

>>13989056
Meh tier cook and the stroke didn't help.

>>13990732
Mush, mush, pasta. The flavors seem like they'd be okay but fuck me vegan meals are not appealing.

>>13989737
aliens from xcom

>>13991505
How is recycling a hustle

>>13989324
Syrup on burger can actually be good in moderation.

>>13991531
These fuckers are making money by selling popsicles to business-rodents and then taking those red stained sticks to a construction company for rodents to make even more money. It's all a hustle, if you watched the movie you'd know.

>>13989314
What is that thing?

>>13991558
like kingfu hustle?
i like that movie

>>13991568
How have you never heard or seen "Zootopia" since it premiered? Especially since you browse 4chan?

>>13989324
Have you guys ever tried a little bit of honey on pizza? Its actually really good

>>13989757
more like 1200

>>13991576
i saw kungfu hustle
is it similar? because i liked kungfu hustle
zootopia sounds like a communist adaptation of animal farm desu

>>13991607
if you liked kung fu hustle just watch god of cookery it's free on youtube

>>13989305
based

>>13990581
how about another?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkCZRnB3VFg

>>13988781
That actually doesn't look too bad.

>>13989213
Why do people do this retarded shit, I've seen the other one with the guy losing his front teeth and can't understand why anyone would think it's a good idea

>>13989647
Yeah I'm sure it tasted great but I'd far rather have scallops cooked differently and a side of cornbread.

>>13990732
>meat sauce: WALNUTS!
holy shit, vegans should just kill themselves-oh wait... They already are : ^ )

>>13990364
This is a decent recipe for hong shao rou. Follows the basic steps. Not sure why youd waste ginger and green onion when blanching the pork though.

>>13989458
For flavor.

>>13989383
I love this man

>>13989365
Why

>>13991891
>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13990698
It's, "I know now why you cry."

>>13992061
It's a webm thread lets just have a bit of fun

>>13989316
based fish

>>13989998
Ceramic knifes are for idiots really anyway

>>13990628
I hate the fucking blurry shit they add to the sides of phone videos
Looks fucking terrible

>>13990285
And thats how you make a meat sock

>>13989162
tequila ripper

>>13990802
Yay

>>13990968

>>13991708
People are dumb, more news at eleven

>>13989316
based fish eating large centipede.
one of those niggas revealed himself from under my dash while I was driving and I almost crashed.

t. live in hawaii

>>13990387
Social media is a plague on the world

>>13990469
I place my hand over the knife to hold the object in place while i cut

>>13991036
well they are odd creatures, they have DNA that is very unique to them and they very frequently edit their own RNA.

>>13990391
I have been away from JACK for a while. What happened to his arm?

>>13992344
Stroke back in 2018. And as you can see in a video he posted a few days ago, it is still dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2j0ElqjG7Q

>>13992361
The muscle in his right arm has atrophied so much that he looks like a coomer.

>>13992361
>cuts his soup

>>13992364

>>13989338
>i-is that a female girl?!!
>oh no
>I'm go-
>I'm gonna
>IM GONNA COOOOOOOOM
>ravioli explodes

>>13989458
salt is too spicy

>>13989737
Chinese. Terrible creatures.

>>13989383
ngl, probably worth the effort.

>>13990343
It's been like 3 fucking years and I still don't know if I fucking hate this man or love him. The fucking shit he pulls...

>>13988781
>Chilli
>Use tomato

>>13991567
Whale shark

>>13992433
never heard of that, they sound cool from what i read. thanks

>>13990474
What you described is the correct way.
There's a time and place for the class grip though
The Bock of packaged cheese wasn't it

>>13989854
There's charm to be found in failure.

>>13990506
What is this?

>>13989221
>that look of proudness as he pours the syrup or whatever over that huge ass cone of air
He's the owner, isn't he?

>>13992453
>Claw grip
T. Phonefag

>>13992460
He tried making a batter using corn starch and accidentally make oobleck.

>>13989369
What in the fuck? She is a literal spastic, look it up. What does that have to do with sex anyway?

>>13989404
Bloody hell, it bit her too hahahahaha.

>>13990413
Well, it's hideous, but at least it seems to be fully coo...
Never mind.

>>13989305
genetic material inadequate is right, I'd never have enough semen to give her

>>13992402
>>13992403
>>13992404
>>13992407
nice, friend of mine has one they don't use so I'll have one of those soon, very neat.

>>13989786
I know of 3 ways to make them, and i like the scraped ones the most. But this animal takes a knife to do it, absolute animal!

>>13989307
At this point you can just stop pretending to not be an animal and drop the act with the clothes and that human smile.

>>13990802
This has gotta be the furthest we've ever made without eggman popping up.

>>13991843
Looks nice, i might try this with chicken and buttermilk.

>>13990117
I feel sad for this man, can i please cook something for him?

>>13991529
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR
YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD NIGGERS ARE HERE TO MURDER ALL YOUR XENOS

>>13992525
>who's eating who now you fucking squint eyed bug bitch!?

>>13989194
what's her deal? Parkinson's? Muscular Dystrophy?

>>13989307
NO, NOT YOU. THE WYY PIPO! THEY EAT THE BUGS!

>>13989365
jesus christ

>>13989827
my left arm hurts just watching this, do Americans really?

>>13989966

>>13990296
this was pretty depressing desu

>>13988781
he looks like he aged 40 years in 10 years

>>13991891
>chaotic good

>>13992404
GINO NETSU

>>13990330
so quirky funy girl omg i love cheese n pizza xDD im not liek other girls lol!!!

>>13990330
>American cheese
Absolutely disgusting

Fuck you all of you fucking retards and jannies.
I enjoy watching retard videos of jack but can't stand making fun of the fact that he is going to die soon.
> durr durrr but he cooks bad he must die for that.
KYS fat fucks, he is a living joke but doesn't deserve incels living in their mom's basements wish him to die only because he is a moron

>>13989786
So isch recht!

>>13989433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSxNP-1VpjE

>>13990133
I would.