/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14029248
Cows have attacked people for this reason though so your random shitpost is actually real

Live for now bully, I'll just have those for dinner.

>>14029407
they taste very metallicy and not very good. Tried my best to drown it out but it still shines through. Dunno about the benefits of eating it btw.

>>14029248
That's a bitch, it has no horns.

>>14029425
Oh Anon...

>>14029407
Feel free to eat the rest of him too. These animals don't look like they have a trace of marbling in their meat.

>>14029543
Made for big burger cookouts.

>>14029248
"No"

*bang bang*

>>14029543
did it smear poo all over itself with its tail

>>14029543

>>14029629
Absolutely based

My food shits on vegan food lol

>>14029248
>>14029543
I didn't know vegetarians looked like THAT

>>14029732
The ones that have four stomachs to digest grass and are selectively bred for muscle mass do.

>>14029395
>for this reason
So you're a cow whisperer? You know their thoughts? You about ready to pull your head in you fucking liar?

>>14029248
Typical suburban know-nothing. We don't eat the bulls, we eat the cows.

>>14029248
absolute unit

>>14029248
cute boi
but I like burger more than he cute
sry

>>14029770
/ck/ the lowest iq board.

>>14029763
https://youtu.be/L9WQaxr3lrA

>>14029770
in case this isn't bait, we eat steers. In case this is bait, it's extremely well crafted

>>14029248
>>14029543
where do these things exist?

I've never seen a cow in my entire life that looks like that

A nigger like that would taste all fucking tough and chewy with no fat.

Give me a fat ass lazy fucking pampered cow.

>>14029870
>cow tramples own baby to attack man holding baby
>man watches and laughs as friend is attacked by cow
Clown world.

>>14030524
It mom know where to find them

>>14030537
>pampered cow.
It hasn't been working out you stupid mong

>>14030537
>Give me a fat ass lazy fucking pampered cow.
here you go.

>>14030576
Jesus the meathook on that bitch

>>14030524
Belgium, and they taste like shit, it's so bad that supermarket ground beef is sold fat free or mixed with pork. Biggest filet mignon you'll ever see though. The breed is patented too so there's protectionism going on for decades to force Belgians to eat this shit and make some guys rich. Thank dog it's been changing the past few years and we've started to get irish angus, french limousin/simmental, etc. Hopefully they'll revive the belgian red which is much better than the belgian blue abomination.

>>14030626
i thought pumping cows up with steroids was banned in the EU?

>>14030654
Good thing it was done through selective breeding.

>>14030654
It's not roids, the gave it gmos

>>14029770
The cows are pretty buff too

>>14030664
they look like that naturally? that doesn't look natural at all

>>14030654
>The Belgian Blue's extremely lean, hyper-sculpted, ultra-muscular physique is termed "double-muscling". The double-muscling phenotype is a heritable condition resulting in an increased number of muscle fibers (hyperplasia), instead of the (normal) enlargement of individual muscle fibers (hypertrophy).

>>14029423
cow penis taste better than its balls

>>14030683
They bred cows with a specific defect to get them like that.

>>14029629
lmao yeah what a tard

>>14029629
it's slightly autistic unfortunately

It's gmo

>>14030694
I don't think thats breeding

Selective breeding
>find buffer than average cows
>make buff cow babies
>more buff cow babies

>>14029543
i feel quite terrible for him, that can't be comfortable

Who said I'm a boy? ;)

>>14029248
will by bucci suffice as an apology? UwU

BEYAZ BOGA training to retake Konstantinyye

>>14029248
MEESA SORRY!

>>14031324
there are no girls no ck

>>14029248
Belgian blue cows are cute, I just want eat one

>>14030550
I fuckin lost my shit