/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14051554
Needs some mayonnaise.

>>14051554

Hot dog!

I like to fry hog dogs with my fried ramen. Eating some now. Similar to pic related. I cut them diagonally for longer slices.

>>14051600

get that weeb shit out of here

>>14051570
Gay

>>14051608
We all know your sexual preference, you don't need to remind us.

>>14051570

No. Stop it.

I'm aware that Michigan is a shit-hole (I live here) but has anyone ever had a koegel's dog?
Best hot dog you will ever have

>>14051605
How about a yakisoba dog?

>>14051625
I've had better, pic related.
>>14051632
Piss off, no one wants to eat that shit.

>>14051632

No. Stop being a weeb. Asia does not know how to into hot dogs.

>>14051634

This jew brand is unironically the best hot dog in grocery stores.

>>14051644
Needs mayonnaise.

>>14051644
>Asia does not know how to into hot dogs.
I disagree.

For me, it's Chicago style

>>14051651

Ok, here you go

>>14051658
You're the most wrong poster on the planet then. Those all look like something out of my nightmares.

>>14051661
I said mayonnaise, not your impotent sperm.

>>14051634
Never had them, and I'm guessing you never had Koegels either.

Skyline's chili dog sauce has good flavor for a chili dog, but it's a little runny and can make the bun soggy quickly, so I put in some canned refried beans to make it more viscous.

>>14051666

That is the house mayo, don't be weird.

>>14051674
Doesn't really matter. Nathan's is better than both of them

>>14051676
That's not hot dog sauce, fuck off.

>>14051679
Nathan's is for ultra-fags, so it's reasonable that you like them the most.

>>14051679
Nathan's sucks cocks

>>14051680
It's definitely hot dog sauce.

>>14051554
Nothing better than a hot dog with a glass of Talisker 10.

>>14051691
Loan me $5 so that I can buy a can.

>>14051554
French

>>14051745
That's fake, no possible way to cut it like that so the weiner is showing and mayo is coming out like that. IMPOSSIBLE.

>>14051745
Looks like something that a faggot would eat.

>>14051752

>>14051761
That's fake too

>>14051752
Its not mayo, its french hot dog sauce. Very delicious and yum yum.

>>14051810
Why are furry's the most disgusting faggots on the planet? Do you masturbate to Sonic fucking you in the ass with his porcupine dick too?

>>14051813
Because men are really gross.

>>14051811
sounds gay

>>14051858
A mix of mayo, dijon, garlic and just a hint of curry flavor.
Yummy in your cunny

>>14051866
gross

>>14051813
I'm not a furry, I just appreciate art.

>>14051876
At least try some.

>>14051902
Nah get that shit outta heah

>>14051664
>NOOOOO! NOT THE NIGHTMARISH ASIAN FUSION CUISINE!!! AAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE! SAVE ME, OSCAR-MAYER!!

>>14051810
fuck man
this is ancient

>>14051658
Would try every item

>>14051658
Would not try a single item

>>14051928
Not even the lovemeat, which is for all ages?

>>14051570
>hanging out on a sandbar in florida
>surrounded by thigh-deep, crystal clear water
>snack boat anchored nearby
>"cajun dog" is mayo, white onion, banana peppers, cajun seasoning
>stand in the sun and the warm water, hot dog in one hand, coke in the other
>bask and eat and drink
>best meal i've ever had
i became a mayo-on-hotdog convert that day

>>14051939
maybe for all ages of FAGS

>>14051940
>coke in the other
We get it, you went to florida. Nobody cares that you did cocaine.

>>14051940
Was really expecting some traumatic mayo spillage into the water embarrassment as your oneitis thought you jizzed, but I'm actually really happy you had that high tier sensory experience my anon

>>14051952
I care, so that means you're a wrong faggot-ass mother fucker. Go eat your faggot-ass shitty chicago dogs you fucking queer.

>>14051959
You bet I will. At least I'm not some coke-sniffing junkie.

>>14051962
Would you like a side of even more cold fruits with your room-temperature hotdog?

>>14051906
Here comes the airplane! wrrr wrrr wrroooom

>>14051965
No thanks, I'm already full from your mother's PUSSY

>>14051625
>15g fat per 49g sausage

do americans really? That is not a sausage, that is colored, artificially flavoured fat

>>14051968
I'm gonna smack your spoon disguised as an airplane all the way across the kitchen

>>14051972
Americans don't eat hot dogs every day like you, you sausage guzzling queer ass bong

>>14051976
One is with ketchup.

>>14051952
s-sorry anon i j-j-just wanted you to think i was cool
>>14051953
thanks bro
everybody should experience something like that a few times in their lives. silly that eating a hot dog will stick with me forever but everything aligned and, well, yeah. good shit.

>>14051992
Looks like something that some gross fat chick would shove up her poon and butt at the same time.

>>14051913
Wow, enjoy eating your fucking garbage by yourself, you sperging mother fucker.

>>14051993
drugs aren't cool, unless I'm the one doing them bro.

>>14051992
That reminds me.
You should get her some flowers this Sunday, anon.

>>14051999
How about this then?

>>14052009
Not fat enough

>>14052011
The woman or the sausage?

>>14052016
Both

I live in eastern europe and we dont have hot dog puns here . any alternatives ? i dont have an oven also

>>14051970
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>>14052043
Fucking starving eurotrash. Imagine being this hungry over hot dogs. Fuck you bongs, starve to death.

>>14052055
cry about it

>>14052055
Mentally ill ameriKKKan

>>14052055
dude, you are arguing over a fucking sausage

>>14051554
That thing looks bare without pickles on it.

>>14052055
>starving eurotrash
>im an obese american whomst love hot dog
huh

>>14052043
You can use burger buns, its basically the same.
Boil, fry or grill the hot dogs, its your choice.

>>14052043
hot dog buns are overrated as fuck. Use whatever buns are available, the stuffing is important the bun only serves as a protection for your hands so you don't get dirty and all while eating a dog.

>>14051554
Fuck yeah hot dogs.

Here's how I have mine.

Grilled Hotdogs with American Cheese slice over it.
Sauteed Onions
Crispy Deep Fried Onion bits.
Diced Gherkin
Mustard and Ketchup.

>>14052055
>British
>Eurotrash

Huh?

>>14051554
hamburder

Anyone been to pinks recently?
I went there like 15 years ago and got a Lord of the Rings dog. Was pretty decent.

>>14052043
Is it a language thing? I thought funny wordplay was common with Slavs.

>>14051554
classic.

>>14051968
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>>14051661
To think my life could've ended up in a tissue or on a delicious hotdog
This universe truly is strange

>ketchup on hot dogs

>>14051660
This.

>>14051605
No.

Might nab one for dinner tonight actually.

>>14054393
The Oroshi sounds good. So does the KuroButa.
I was on board for the Avocado until I saw that they ruin it with cream cheese. For fries, I'd be interetsed in the Shichimi and Garlic or the Butter and Shoyu.

>>14054406
I usually get the croquette and the butter/sashimi fries, was thinking of trying the orishi next time around though.

hotdog go to bathroom

>>14054406
I usually get the croquette and the butter/shoyu fries, was thinking of trying the orishi next time around though.

>>14051752
It's not tho

>>14051661
i know what it is but it still looks tasty

>>14051745
i've had one of these it was a waste of money. french bread is great but not for hot dogs.

this is the average british hot dog. condiments include fried onions, red, brown, or chilli sauce.

why doesn't america use actual sausages? what's with that beef sausage shit? how the fuck is a beef sausage a sausage??

>>14051600
Based. One of the best poor man's meals.

>>14051625
> S E R V E T H E C U R V E

>>14055972
Beef sausage, or ballpark franks, is the kosher jew shit. They're pretty cheap and widely available. You can get real sausage in most grocery stores though.

>>14051600
noodles and hot dogs is the quintessential combo of an individual of a humble beginning

>>14051658
>>14054393
Every time I want to try something new, I always end up getting the Okonomi anyways because I'm indecisive and I know it's good.

>>14051658
>age ice
what the fuck?

>>14051658
if you've ever actually been to Japadog, shit gets old fast. The first is good and then you're just paying $15 for novelty

>>14056532
Never had a jap dog but I do miss sonics hot dog menu. Wish they would bring it back.

>>14055959
Well, its the sauce thats important. Yummy french hot dog sauce.

I like coneys, only one way to eat a brace of coneys

true japan

>>14051632
Tfw can't recreate the yakisoba dogs you had while stationed in JPN.

>>14051676
Wolf brand has a great hot dog sauce, the pic you posted is good but I have the same viscosity problem, I will try what you did.

>>14051752
Some shithole restaurant in nowhere USA made a hot dog bun mold that makes them like this and sues anyone who tries to recreate it.

>>14051600
Dubs of disgustingness

A lot of you folk seem to prefer eating penis, condolences.

>>14051658
This shit actually makes me feel like vomiting.

>>14055972
Because frankfurters taste better, in the same way American cheese tastes better than "real cheese" on a burger.

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>>14058093
How do I not end up with a face full of whatever that white stuff is?

>>14058100
Wipe it off with a napkin. Better yet throw it away and get something better.

Rhode Island's Olneyville New York System hot wiener is the way to go. I feel bad for the flyovers who don't get to enjoy this

>>14051596
>>14051644
Normally no, but these ones are a yes

>>14058948
Love that wiener sauce.

I have a recipe from the American Heart Association that's called Noodles and Franks.

>>14060093
Your mum got my wiener sauce last night!

>>14060945

gottem

>>14058093

I would wipe of like 90% of that shit

>>14060566
Why would the American Heart Association have a recipe for noodles and franks?
No wonder we have an obesity epidemic.

>>14051600
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>>14060566
Here's how I cook my fried Shin Ramyun and franks.
I boil water while I slice up 1-2 dogs. Thin diagonal cuts.
Throw the slices in a large frying pan on medium heat. Turn when they brown.
When the water boils, put the noodles and dehydrated veggies in for 3 minutes, then strain.
The dogs should be browned on both sides by now. Turn up the heat, push them to the side and throw the noodles in the pan.
When the noodles start to darken, flip them over. When the other side starts to darken stir them around and cook a little longer, just be careful not to dry them out too much.
When that's all done I push that over, crack in 1-2 eggs, add a little bit of water to steam the tops of the eggs and put a lid on until the whites are cooked but the yolk(s) are still uncooked.
Then put in the Shin Ramyun seasoning and mix. Wait for the pan to cool a little before breaking the yolks and mix those in too.
Add a little water if needed.

Super unhealthy so proceed with caution.

>>14055996
Jet's is the shit, don't talk shit about it bro

>>14051554