/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14069539
Canned soup

>>14069540
that's a good idea

canned tomato soup with buttered toast and pepper, maybe chili flakes too

>>14069540
Technically not 'unothodox'

Mayonnaise Corn Sandwich

>>14069622
unorthodox isn't a requirement, but sometimes it yields great results in strange places, for me it's the classic cheddar cheese and sliced apple

>>14069622
add a bit a garlic to it and it almost qualifies as a meal

>>14069539
Just buy a case of cheap microwave burritos, man. You don't want recipes. Eating hot pepper cheese on rye bread with almonds is no way to go through life.

>>14069539
Is that you WWJ? Get off our wifi unless you want to contribute to the bills. I don't want the cops knocking on my door again after those photos of your kids

>>14070150
but there is something comforting about it being made from scratch-ish

really it's more stuff that can be made from whatever you might have already lying around the house, poverty recipes

>>14069539
>Learn to bake
>Bake a lot
>Freeze what you baked
>This it in the oven for five minutes and it's good as new
>Basic ingridients are flour, eggs, sugar, yeast, baking powder, baking soda, milk, butter, cream, lemon or vinegar, cocoa powder vanilla and other extracts and there are also fillings you can make but then it gets more expensive

>>14070195
what about savoury stuff, is there a way to make nice pastries or something without just using puff pastry sheets or need more than a mixing bowl and an oven?

maybe I should have a go at pretzels those are probably easy as hell if you use tons of salt

>>14070222
You can bake savory pastries like cheese scones, a variety of flavored breads and pastries filled with meats such as cold cuts or ground beef or pork

>>14070222
*Also pies which are better than pizza and I will fight you over it
Also if you bake a sturdy bread, let it go stale, cut yourself a big slice, garnish it with some hard cheese and tomato with olive oil, maybe a little pepper or cayenne and throw it in the oven you wi have yourself one of the tastiest snacks in the world

>>14070222
** Things that you will need are
An oven
A couple bowls
A scale or measuring cups
A knife (and also a serrated knife)
A whisk
An hand mixer
Baking spatula and pastry brush
A thermometer if your oven doesn't have one
You don't need an immersion blender but it's the single most useful thing in my kitchen outside my knife and you can find one that doubles as a mixer too
Plastic wrap

>>14069539
Chorizo. Eggs. Jalapenos. cream cheese. Put it on a tortilla with shredded cheese and hot sauce

Last week I boiled leftover lamb with tomatoes, potatoes and sichuan spices and made some kinf of hot pot

Make yourself some perogies and freeze them
Thaw them and then fry them on the stove whenever you want some, saute/carmelize some onions when you want them

>>14070166
fuck off, Owl
I know it's you
wanna start paying for your fucking drugs, asshole?

Based MM&O poster

>>14073934
The effort that went into staging this picture is impressive.

>>14073934
Kinda fucked up, the bong's unused and the weed containers look like they're from a dispensary, needs some crumbled up, discarded sandwich bags
otherwise, 10/10 pic

>>14073951
thought the same, the glasses are too clean.
sick photo tho

>>14073943
it was for an art exhibit

>>14074372
In that case it's rather underwhelming. Just some random shit made on a whim by a nobody is impressive. But actually having hours of time to invest and artistic ability only to do this is pathetic.

>>14074640
what do you think art is?
>Just some random shit made on a whim by a nobody

>>14074653
I mean the intent. If someone was just doing it for fun versus putting hours of planning and work into something intended to be shown at a gallery. Don't be mad at me just because your art career failed faggot.

>>14074664
yikes

lol the art critics of /ck/ are not impressed

>>14074666
How am I projecting by criticizing a shitty "art" exhibit you homosexual? I'm not the one that fucking made it, or even posted it.

>>14074680
I'm more impressed by the amount of cock you cram in your faggot ass on a daily basis. Almost seems like it's not humanly possible.

>>14074682
the part where you continue to lash out, call me mad and use unprovoked ad hominem because i asked you a simple question

>>14074664
>>14074666
zoinks m8ty the comic and still images are a great representation of what it's like to be in the house of a completely disgusting person which could provoke an emotional reaction of disgust towards the behavior that led to such conditions
a person recreating the image out of idolization is much more enjoyable to an onlooker because trainwrecks are interesting

the 3D exhibit is a bastardization of it and reduces it to arthoe depth
>lol look at this gross witch lady froma cartoon and this empty carton of cigarettes
if you wanted to artistically evoke feelings of disgust why not try a different exhibit, possibly of the most disgusting human body you can think of and the conditions that created it?
maybe create a disgusting fat man out of wax and then cover him in blood and sugar crystals to represent people being consumed from the inside out due to diabetus and set a TV in front of him drinking soda blasting sugarsmack cartoons nonstop?
probably because you're a shitty artist who doesn't give a shit about art and just likes stuff.

>>14074692
don't threaten me with a good time

>>14074724
>still projecting

>>14074731
>from arthoe to psych major in 10 seconds flat

>>14069539
Simplest Tomato Sauce for pasta:
Fry up an onion and a clove of garlic, add tomato paste. Let the paste fry. Add Spices (italian seasoning), add a can of tomatos (and deglase with any kind of wine you have, if you are cool), simmer for 20 minutes. Salt. Done.

Spaghetti Carbonara is suprisingly easy. Either throw together a lot of egg yolks, fried bacon bits, Cracked black pepper, and a mountain of parmegean (for the traditional european way). Or fry bacon and pepper with some garlic, add some cream and green peas and have it the american-italian way.

You can do alot with ramen. Just add some spring onions, chili, soy sauce and a hardboiled egg. Sesame Oil is awesome too. My fave is tom yum tho. Take a shrimp flavor ramen, cook it, add the juice of half a lemon, vegetables, soysauce, chili oil and Some cooked shrimp. Just godly.

>>14074734
t. workin my ged

>>14074774
Post some of your original art.

>>14074792

>>14074829
Stunning. Brave. Powerful.

>>14074834
thanks man

>>14074829

Alternate layers of pepperoni, shredded cheese, and cheesesticks, and microwave

wa la

>>14074914

Alt:

1. Lots of salt in some water on the stove
2. Put in pasta
3. Boil paste
4. Take out pasta and put butter on it, stir to melt

>>14074752

Man that's way too complex when the standard is hot sauce on crackers

>>14074914
>>14074935

Oh, figure out mug cakes. It's pretty easy, you just need a batter a bit thicker than cake batter and lots of baking powder. You can use a box mix. ez pz

>>14069539
I call it "apple"
Step 1: eat an apple

>>14074914
The perfect ratatooli

>>14074372
not bad but needs Tasmanian brands

>>14074724
Reddit.

>>14073783
lol how can you be accusing me of theft when you drug me constantly? gtfo. you don't even cook... food, that is.

I make a budget Mexican street corn.

Microwave drained canned corn with a tablespoon of butter, stirring halfway through.
Let cool slightly and then mix in a tablespoon or two of mayonnaise.
Sprinkle generously with parmesan cheese.
Then dash with hot chili powder.

I eat it straight out of the bowl.

>>14076434
that's called "esquites" in spanish buddy and it ain't a knockoff of anything. just an easier way to eat an elote

>>14070222
Just get sliced bread and cheese and butter then slice up any type of vegetables, cooked meat or leftovers you got spare and mix it with cheese and sauce and mayo then make grilled cheese with it.

ITT: put butter and cheese on shit

>>14076466
>grilled cheese
>vegetables or meat
pick 1

>>14076460
I had no idea I was so inventive.

>>14073934
>>14074372
i can't stand watching a lot of mess in a room, this is really frustrating me and worse i knew people who live like this

>>14074372
It's kind of overwrought, but the fucking funnel for the piss bottles definitely makes this picture.

1. Open and drain can of tuna
2. Put tuna in a bowl
3. Add mayonaise to bowl
4. Add anything in your fridge that's salty and/or acidic to bowl
Boom, desperation tuna salad. I've added banana peppers, jalapenos, hot sauce, mustard, it all makes for a great midnight snack

>>14074682
The part where you thought it was cool until you found out that it wasn't shit out by some burnout on a whim

>>14074829
o.i.m laffin

>>14069539
Here are some things I enjoy making when I don't have premade snacks or chips available to me!
Regular saltine crackers with Skippy Natural creamy peanut butter spread on them. They also go really really well with either milk OR Coke. If you prefer sweet peanut butter, then just use that instead.
Sour cream nachos: your favorite corn chips of choice, with a dob of sour cream on each, and then a sprinkling of shredded cheddar. You can also lightly coat them with leftover Taco Bell sauce packets!
Take a tortilla, put a line of salso through the center of it and sprinkle with cheddar, and then microwave it for a few seconds, just enough for the tortilla to puff a little and the cheese to melt, and then roll it up. These are really good.
Have some hotdog buns? separate one into both halves and put in the toaster. Remove, spread butter and sprinkle garlic powder to make garlic bread toasties. Salt to taste.

>>14076434
Fairs here in Alabama have this at nearly every stall, nasty canned corn and everything. what you missed is the lime juice. way too much lime juice with a side of limes.

Chop a tomato
Chop some feta
On a plate
Optional extras: oil, vinegar, toast, garlic, basil, oregano, anchovies, salt, pepper

Pic related, except mozzarella instead of feta