/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14059581
especially when in burgers. when I forget to remove them or ask without em, it just feels like a horrible and nasty surprise when I eat.

Oreos. I'll eat so many that it turns my shit black.

*cooms*

Flamin' Hot Cheetos
Goddamn, and they're like 90% fat so I ration them but it's so hard

>>14059697
Used to like it a lot but for a few years now the stores in my area started only carrying a version with stevia or some other shit in it so I switched to other brands.

>>14059581
Look here cowboy, this thread needs some tendies.

>>14059707
first thing i bought when i got my trump bux and a 5lbs bag of bacon bits

>>14059581
>Tyson
might as well be eating imitation meat

>>14059581
just cook your own chicken wings, is really easy and cheap.

>>14059778
Keep seething, you're just jealous that he beat the clinton bitch.

>>14059865
What the fuck anon? Are you ok?

>>14059871
I'm quite OK, are you? At least I'm not a clinton supporter.

>>14059871

>>14059595
Are you me?

>>14059865
fuck you i voted for Reagan

>>14059806
yeah its basically imitation meat and sweet bbq sauce. so good

I love this and the Perdue equivalent, but I can't eat it because I will actually fill the bowl with soft-serve diarrhea every time.

Frozen fries, fried on 1 inch of oil on an 8in stainless steel pan

Every time I make roast potatoes, it takes all my willpower not to just eat the whole batch as soon as they're crispy

>>14060483
That's the best time to eat them, as long they're not so hot as to burn your mouth.

>>14060483
what's your recipe?

>>14060483

how the hell do you achieve potatoes like this

>>14060483
post recipe bro, they look great

I haven't been able to get it since the Walmart in my town renovated :c

>>14060525
Maybe it's retard level social distancing?
Try these Neoguri.

>>14060548
no, they renovated at least a year before all of this

>>14060508
>how the hell do you achieve potatoes like this
parboil first
then roughen the surface a bit
then roast in decent fat (goose fat is supposed to be very good for this, but it's a bit too rich for me)

aside from sweet foods, which dont count, as sugar is literally addictive:

crispy potatos combined with cheese, like scalloped potatos, like my mom used to make. thats pretty close to the perfect food. also likecarnitas.

i could eat an entire tub of chocolate peanut butter ice cream in one sitting

>>14059581
failing to come up with anything, maybe steamed white rice, it goes with everything

Alcohol.

Or if we're talking food fried eggs.

>>14059581

These and Arizona Golden Bear Strawberry Lemonade make me cum. I think I've had these too much they're starting to lose their allure but I still love them

Plus French fries and Demi

/ck/ and the gauls forgive me
it just so fucking tasty and on the level of ease as a hot pocket

Any type of alcohol

Here you folk go, step aside for the best.
Gardettos Garlic Rye

>>14061754
Man I ate so many bags of those I'm completely burnt out on them. Yet I still buy them any time I'm on a road trip because I don't know how to let them go. Help me.

>>14061784
True, thing is that they're not easy to find, not the ones that are just garlic rye.

>>14061784
Maybe just random finds at gas stations?

I'm on a diet unless I'm in the same building as this shit.

>>14060513
their sauce is fucking weird
does anyone know what's in it?

>>14061578
Gimme

>>14060675
Don't forget the baking soda. Make that water very alkaline when you par boil.
Really fuck up the surface. They should be coated in mashed potato. Then, douse with fat, yes animal fat is best, duck fat is number one. But you can use lard, butter, bacon grease, chicken fat, olive oil, etc.
Bake in a really hot oven, flip when needed, and that dark colored pan helps the browning too.

for me, Ruffles Cheddar and Sour Cream chips.

also sour patch kids

>>14061803
never even realized they started selling this outside of taco bell

>>14060483
How many replies until you inform how to make POTATOES? They look sooo good and golden holy fuck.

Side note: I cook my chicken breasts in the oven covered in olive oil at 450F for 40 minutes. If I throw potatoes in there will they burn?

Easiest way to get a whole day’s worth of calories in one sitting

>>14061821
Ranch and seasoned salt.

>>14059581
These fuckers right here

>>14062302
I remember those from my grandparents, the with them was they'd harden up over time so try to pull one out and the whole dish would raise.

>>14061821
Maybe old bay?

I have at least 3 of these fuckers in my freezer at all times

>>14062614
Get some 50 ct bags from asian grocery stores, those are great and inexpesive. A 50 ct bag is only like 14-15USD.

>>14061803
There's a diet version of this.
Source: inside of my fridge

>>14059581

>>14062631
You talking about the pot stickers they do? The one I posted is a rice bowl, but both are very high quality as far as frozen foods go.

>>14062656
There's both, there are 50 ct bags of pot stickers but 50 ct bags of dumplings in some frozen sections of the markets. Its fun to look around in those markets, when I do I always find interesting stuff.

>>14062365
Not him but:

Floury potatoes. King edward or Maris Piper. Peel chop and rinse. Parboil in salted water for around 5 minutes just until very outside is soft.

Drain and let sit for 5 minutes. This bit is very important. All the water wants to have steamed off, they want to be as dry as possible. Add back to dry pan, salt and pepper + spoonful of plain flour. Lid on and shake until outsides are all roughed up.

Place in preheated tin with a good cm of oil in. Turn to coat potatoes and roast for 45 minutes or so, turning every 15 minutes.

Sadly no longer available anywhere where I live.

>>14059868
how do you brew lemonade?

>>14059868
Alabama Nigger

they make me fart a lot but they're so addicting bros

>>14064566
they sell these at my local Publix

>>14061803

my brain has a mental block where i just cant eat any of that walmart brand shit frozen meat

no thanks mate

>>14062633
I haven't been able to find any in my area yet. We've had 12 packs of regular Mt. Dew Zero for a while, though.

>>14059879
>>14059879
Imagine being so rabidly retarded that you try to bring politics into a /ck/ discussion because you were triggered by a word that has no political bias behind it.

Anyways, I hate shit like Cheetos and Doritos. It tastes processed.

>>14065153
I processed u r mum last night

Only $4 at ALDI but I eat it all in one day. I "drink" the peanuts straight from the container.

>>14065683
That would be pretty harsh throwing up milk and peanuts.

>>14065694
Why would you throw it up? It just makes me fat

haha

>>14061754
Holy shit. Had no idea this existed, always something I've wanted. buying asap

>>14066603
Enjoy!

>>14065712
Hangover, it's tough to keep stuff down with a hangover.

>>14059581
had these once and they were terrible. having to rip of that shitty frozen breading and just eat the plain chicken

These little shits are the best gummies. Albanese non-sour are nice but not extraordinary, but these? Fuck me.

>>14061821
ketchup, mayo, pepper, garlic salt, worcestershire sauce

>>14060804
baklava?

>>14059581
Why do you have this thread on /fit/and /ck/ both made in the same day? And I remember you posting the same thread with the same op and image like a week ago.

arabanon

>>14068360
Yummy walnuts and dates?
My mom likes to stuff dates with almonds and roll them in shredded,sweetened coconut. Really tasty

>>14064566
This plus my family's "secret sauce" and a side of steamed rice.

>>14068407
yep. nuts are even better.
also you could dip the dates in melted black chocolate, and let them dry.

>>14060548
tastes like the spilled fish water of a chinese market. still good though

>>14059581
My God, the bag lasts for just 2 minutes

I don't care if these things are a meme, they're heavenly.

Recently it’s been dill pickle Lay’s potato chips. I feel like a heathen, but it’s so good bros

>>14067786
this is my first time creating a thread on /ck/ brainlet

>>14068435
>>14068470
these

following up with the best cookies ive ever found in a grocery store anywhere

>>14064636
This shit is all over the Midwest you stupid nigger

>>14064586
They mainly make tea so I’m guessing it’s from that.
>>14064636
Louisiana

I put like six or seven of those Any'tizers nuggys in muh mac & cheese. A+

these will probably kill me, might be the salt giving me a heart attack, or me choking on a plum pit, or the plums themselves making me crap to death.
Same with Coca Cola.

>>14059585

>>14059581
The buffalo ones are really good. Much juicier than most frozen chicken.

>>14059581
Tomatoes

>>14064871
Those things taste like a wet dog smells

>>14061625
I travel between the US and canada frequently and when I'm home in the US I always miss the ruffles flamin hot bbq chips. They're not in the US, only canada, but they're my favorite chips.

>>14061821
1 cup ketchup
1 cup mayo
2 tsp tonys
1 tbsp worcestershire

>>14065153
psycho take your meds

>>14060525
This isn't bad and I like it too, but calling it your "kryptonite" makes me think you're kind of a tard.

>>14059584
Fuck you

>>14061661
based

>>14068842
matts cookies are the best. i live like 5 minutes from the factory.

>>14061803
based, literally the only soda i drink

>>14062614
fuck I haven't seen those in a while, I used to live on those.

>>14061661
Its like a superior hot pocket, way less carbs. I like the Kiev ones too.

>>14061821
it tastes like curry
I think it has cumin in it

>>14066643
>12 FLAVOR
nice

>>14059581
>New
>improved
How can it be both?

your mum's puss

Only at Applebees.

Only at Aplebees.

>>14059581

Now they're trying to fool us by shaping them differently. These are nuggets. At least it's not as nonsense as "boneless wings" which are glorified nuggets ostensibly made with actual cuts of meat and not mechanically separated.

I'd still eat a ton of them, of course.

>>14067775
Serbian dish made with filo dough and feta cheese

>>14072167
fuck you i want that so bad right now

where my homies

if you deep fry these they become S tier

i didn't realize it until the quarantine but i really miss iceberg lettuce, food is just not the same without the cool crisp crunch of lettuce

All of Bojangles

>>14074532
shit taste

>>14059581
I can't. He posts on here.

>>14059865
rent fucking free

>>14059865
>so rent free that they only need to say Trump for you to think they support Clinton

>>14060508
Also apparently if you boil them in Baking Soda water it helps get them like this.


Something to do with ph levels or whatever.

>>14064975
Yeah, and they're actually on the regular BOGO rotation every month or so.

It's the only way I'd buy them,, because otherwise their price point is way too high for what they actually taste like. Their quality isn't what I imagined they'd be desu

>>14073244
Never had this one, but the blue ones got me through college. Also, the grape ones make your piss smell the same as the soda.

these little shits

>>14059865
LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF

>>14066643
Totally agree, best texture and flavor

>>14059581

Not packaged/canned, but damn do I love me some laziji

>>14076453
that is good information to know, thank you

>>14059581

>>14072171
fuck you im maddddddddddd

>>14072167
I really like their wonton tacos for whatever reason

>>14076959
my nigga

why are they so good, my family doesn’t even like them

I can't taste the spicy much anymore but my dumps are bright red after eating these and make me feel like I'm developing a stomach ulcer

>>14076501
extremely based

An entire box will be a snack just for me

The sweet and salty ones in the blue pack are great too

Beef jerky. I have to buy only one small bag at a time otherwise I just eat all of it in one day and get the bloats from all the sodium.

>>14077159
honey mustard> buffalo wing> anything else

>>14077159
do these guys produce some kind of weird disc crisp with a hole in the middle?

>>14061803
the /jp/ spammer in 2014 got me on this shit outside of tbell
I'll never forgive the retards that picked pitch black over this in dewcision 2016

>>14073244
Woopwoop

>>14077159
god damn these are fucking amazing.

>>14059581
My red Kryptonites :
this : https://youtu.be/ImX7vcqL0pg
and that : https://youtu.be/QIIuTiq3ehE

>>14060508
boil till soft
preheat duck fat in pan in oven till very hot
add potatoes and coat in fat
cook for like 40 mins tossing them every now and again. done

>>14059865
Fucking retard

>>14072167
I used to work at applebee's and this pic triggers me.

>>14059581
I can devour these so goddamn fast

>>14059865

stopped buying these because i'd eat them till i was sick

Even tho, it's not that great compare to real Nashville Hot, this and cold Ice Tea tastes amazing.

Beef Ribs are incredibly based over typical pork ribs.

>>14081570

Pic may help of meaty goodness

>>14059581
Both of these. I went on a biscuits and gravy spree a few months back and am still paying for it. And the onion chips are the true based Bappo selection. Voodoo are good but not this good

cake in nearly any form.

i know it's childish, but the sight and taste of sugary frosting and moist cake never fails to bring back all the memories of birthday parties, family gatherings, and all the good things from childhood.

>>14059581

I've never tried that but that brand of Chicken fries is very good.

>>14059697

My man...

>>14076959
breh

>>14081570
It's hard finding good ones, though. They're almost always so bare of meat.

>>14072167
>pile of chips and dillas
>2 tbsp of pico

I tend to eat like a vacuum, but I can't stomach this shit.

>>14082607
Use the other sauces. Mix it up. Its Applebees.

Harvest Snaps both peas and black beans varieties, all the flavours.

>>14061661

Dude, feels, they're pretty fuckin good and stupid cheap

Fruit Gushers and Minute Maid Cherry Limeade

>>14059865
great bait anon, look at all those (you)s!

>>14062614

These are good, but crazy expensive for what it is.

>>14064871

I crave these sometimes, like specifically the frozen ones. It has this weird cheap, yet comfy taste. I grew up kinda poor. So it's nostalgic.

>>14083633
These are the mainstay kryptonites for me, but I've had many over the years.
Yo-J
Fruit Twistables
Yogos
Hostess Strawberry Cupcakes
Tropical Berry Sprite
Strawberry Pocky with the heart shaped ends
Kazoozles
Wendy's Spicy Chicken Nuggets
Dunkaroos
Every flavored kind of mountain dew

Once the bag is opened there is no stopping

>>14059581
mfw my supply is running low too, shame the lines at costco suck

ranch flavor only

>>14084225
> breaks all your teef

>>14060804
Uh nismo dugo gibanicu pravili, bit će red

These fruit caramels of which I once ate a whole bag in a day and realized I cannot buy them ever again.

>>14084225
I haven't seen these in at least a decade. Where do you live and where do you buy them?

>>14069814
your mom's pussy smells like wet dog

>>14084329
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Product-Of-Cornnuts-Ranch-Count-18-1-7-oz-Nut-Dry-Fruit-Grab-Varieties-Flavors/653760312

They sell them everywhere. The costco i go to sells variety packs.

I will eat an entire box of these fucks.

>>14082675
Literally just finished a bowl of these.

>>14075310
Maillard reaction. Higher pH browns more. Same reason why true Bavarian pretzels are so brown. The use of lye (sodium hydroxide) raises the dipping water pH to just under 14 and gets that browning.

I can never just eat some. I have to eat however much there is

>>14061821
cloves

>>14083634
it's gr8 b8 m8, how fucking new are you

deep fried ravioli, i can never go back

>>14085982
Pemmican is shit

>>14061578
Are you a woman over 40?

>>14066603
>Holy shit, bland, rock hard bread chips. I've gotta try this.
Have a blast.

There is something im them that makes them addictive as shit, i can down an entire 40 box myself, and im not even fat

ITT 50/50 see kryptonite as guilty pleasure or most hated cheap snack.

>>14059581

>>14076959
I had a couple of coupons for buy 1 dozen get the other free a few years back while I was in college. Loaded up on 8 dozen of them. Ate them every day for two weeks and had watery shits for 3. Absolutely worth it.

>>14086840
Black people would buy multiple bags of these things at a time with their food stamps back when I worked at Kroger.

>>14085948
Look at the big brain on anon.

I used to make a whole batch of this, leave it in a clump, take it to school in my backpack and eat it throughout the day.

>>14059581

how long are you fucking supposed to microwave these? I like them in the oven but holy fucking christ any time i microwave them they're either cold or fucking baking

>>14059584
oh god, that stuff is laced with crack. I can go through an entire jar with no remorse it's not fair.

these slap

>>14062336
>ruffles sour cream & cheddar
my nigga

>>14083619
the salt and vinegar are nice, they're no where fucking near healthy though, they're just pea shaped chips.

>>14087161
Not OP but I'd try a lower power for a longer time, like level 6 instead of full power.

>>14087161
Use an air fryer or convection oven. 400F / 204C for 11 or 12 minutes.

>>14087962
That poster did specify microwave so your post isn't addressing the question.

>>14067775
thats not baklava, thats banitza

>>14087999
Microwaves are for shitters.

>>14088016
Take one such as you to know what a shitter is, your hoiti toit isn't above it. They're very effective at some things and not admitting it is ignorant.

>>14088047
>calling anon hoiti toit
>knowing how to properly use hoiti toit
faygoat