/ck/ - Food & Cooking

yes coffee is bad for you.

>>14074644
But I didn’t coffee post...

This is coffee posting

the one that's not a paid ad is probably more accurate

>>14074627
It's a tapioca cereal sweetened with stevia and monkfruit so naturally it tastes gummy and nasty. I heard they changed the recipe recently but as long as it has stevia I still don't trust it

>>14074650
What is that silver thing on the ground?
A door handle?>>14074679

>>14074713
Buttplug.

>>14074713
A butt plug

>>14074713
Doorstop. Keeps the handle from smashing into the wall.

>>14074725
You mean a photoshop fail?
No one has industrial door stops like that sticking out of the carpet of their home.

I’m more apt to believe it’s a butt plug

>>14074736
>I don't have one in my home, that means nobody has any like that
I've seen stops like that all the time. God you people are fucking stupid.

>>14074736
There's also a power socket there populated with a big chonky wifi range extender. Presumably someone doesn't want dents in their wall or to get their wifi range extender bonked out of the socket.

>>14074747
It’s a steel buttplug I’ve seen plugs like that all the time because I’m a faggot

>>14074627
>shills it in a paid ad
>talks shit about it in his free time
Gee, anon, I don't know I think it might be pretty good actually.

>>14074725
I'm gonna go with the hivemind on this one and say it's a buttplug.

>>14074773
Agreed

>>14074747
Show me a photo of one.

>>14074644
Don't repeat forced memes or I will kill you for real.

>>14074790
>google it for me
Do it yourself, dipshit. NYPA.

>eating cereal as an adult
Manchild tier

>>14074807
if you stop shitposting everyone will.

>>14074852
that's not how it works

>>14074627
It's pretty good if you're doing keto and are craving cereal, otherwise no.

>>14074713
Brrrdddddbbdbdbdbdbrbrbrbdbdbbdbdbddddddddbbbbrbrrrrdrdrdrrbdbrbrbrbrbrbrrrr

>>14074627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu2F_ahAApg&t=28m28s

I fucking hate this place.

>>14074627
Tim Dillon? if so based

>>14074627
who's the podcaster? Tim Dillon?

>>14075325
>>14075318
Dillonmind

>>14075318
>> 14075325
here >>14075263

>>14074627
all cereal is trash you fool

>>14075325
>>14075318
Here>>14075263

>>14074627
>"Magic Spoon"
>ripoff calarts covers
>women on covers
>cover art wholly divorced from cereal flavor

It's repulsive

Cereal time
Cereal time
Cereal time
Whoaa

pro tip, if they make a high protein version of a food that commonly doesn't have much protein it will taste like shit and is only made for keto fad dieters.

>>14074736
I dont want to out myself as being a fag but buttplugs are narrow on top and get wider as they go down, not the other way around.

also unless it was custom made, no buttplug is going to be made out of metal because its way more expensive to get metal that would pass a human compatibility test

>>14075812
Her ass is so huge that a custom buttplug wouldn’t be a wild assumption

>>14074650
Christ. I've got the same shorts on right now and there's just no competing with that.

>>14077047

Post

>>14077430
Older pic but I guess I was on keto then so it's relevant. A single egg for breakfast vs. keto cereal, who wins?
The egg of course. It's cheaper, tastier, and more nutritious.

>>14077448
I'm praying you're female(female) but those socks are tranny tier. Nice ass tho, solid proportions, Would eat (to keep this post somewhat cooking related)/10.

>>14077448
I WANT FUCK YOU SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

>>14077448

are you a faggot or tranny

>>14077465
Yes

I wouldn't even eat this shit based on the artwork on the box.

>>14077466
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.

>>14077471
It does look like knock-off Adventure Time, doesn't it? Like I expect it to be gluten free without even advertising it.

>>14075812
>implying Chinese sellers care about human safety when horny people would sell their soul for a nut

>>14077476

It looks like that gay artstyle every tech company like google or facebook uses. I'm surprised none of them are wearing hijabs or some shit.

>>14076013
who leaves their buttplug on the floor next to the wall like that?

>>14077476
Adventure Time isn't unique, it's very much within the "CalArts" style

>>14077711
I fucking hate that artstyle. So boring and bland

>>14074790

>>14077711
But Adventure Time predates all of the other CalArts style cartoons. It was unique for its time. It's not its fault that its style has become so influential and overdone.

>>14077867
Goddamn, that looks like a pain to clean and sanitize.

>>14077448
IM GONNA TROOOOOOOOOOOM

>>14074627
>listening to podcasts

>>14077888
Why would you sanitize a doorstop..??

>>14077888
>Goddamn, that looks like a pain

I can't believe you didn't go for "pain in the ass". What a wasted opportunity anon.

>>14077885
Chowder and Flapjack both predate Adventure time.

>>14075263
based Luis J Gomez

>>14077898
well for awhile there, everyone was thinking they needed to sanitize everything in their homes.

>>14074627
>listening to podcasts
Does calling boomer talk radio make it feel like anything other than what it actually is?

>>14077957
how about twitch streamers for people who have other things to do?